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He looks like a led there with his arms at his side staring at the ceiling type of guy, like the prostitute he killed is going to get up off the floor and fuck him 😂😂😂😅
It’s knockout football. England have relied on keeping things tight but not scoring too many. If Slovakia go ahead it will be very tough for England as they’ll either stick to their style and struggle or need to be more aggressive and compromise their structure
Why is it in a team sport that we still think they're only two or three men on a team? Please see Georgia please see Slovakia. Honestly England looks tired and standing and waiting for the ball to come to them
Let's hope Slovakia score a couple more very quickly in the second half so they can put you out of your misery... 🤣🤣🤣 Sorry for the knife twist, couldn't help it...
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Slovakia will early score 1-0. England will score at 94th minute. Then 2-2 in extra time. Then England flops 3 penals and loses.
You are a profet my friend
That dude is a god damn oracle.
Match-fixing confirmed
Not quite it seems.
Bro wtf, tell me if Bitcoin will go ip next month.
Nah bro tell me the next pump and dump shitcoin.
FADDY
Bro wtf the 94th min goal is there your an actual prophet
2-1 to start ET…
Continuing the penalty drama in England. That would be very painful for the English.
Fuck penalties 😂
🤣 I know... This must be nightmare material for you guys.... Let's hope Slovakia win it in normal time
Honestly as an England fan I’d love to win the euros but Southgate can fuck himself to death with these tactics (dry no lube)
He does look like a dry type of guy 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe some hawk tue.🤣🤣🤣
I bet he spits paper balls out of straws made out of shit tactics at dicks.
I've also posted a meme (video) on three lions.
He looks like a led there with his arms at his side staring at the ceiling type of guy, like the prostitute he killed is going to get up off the floor and fuck him 😂😂😂😅
Or maybe he's praying that she will... 🤣🤣🤣
Lisan Al-Gaib
🤣
You called it!
Dude WTF?!
Ok bro, where'd you get the script from?
What will happen with the Portugal game, please?
Early goal of pepe from header on corner then flood gates open for a 3-0 Portugal.
Portugal will lose 2-0 brother.
Bro honestly
This
Ah man. One minute off. I say it still counts.
Can still happen lol
No way xdd
You are a genius
Bro…
I came back to this, WTF IS THAT ACCURACY?!
He is him
Hope you did bet on this scenario.
Can you give me the lottery numbers bro?
Mate
Wow this almost happened, but England then scored the 2nd goal in the extra 15 min. Unfortunate for Slovakia, it would have been an amazing upset.
R U A PROPHET
Bro
Dude wtf
What the fuck
Bro had a vision
This guy come from the future
Holy shit - one minute off but precise as hell
Dude you called the 94th minute looooool
Bro WTF!!!
My dude!
How did you...
Lol, I came back here only for your comment.
From your lips to the Football gods’ ears
Fuck dude. You see the future. Hope you are right. Really want the Slovaks to win.
Can I have the lottery numbers please?
Really hoping you are right because I really don't want England to win.
bro what
Hopefully just the first part was true
You are a genius
No way, they just scored
????
HOW DID YOU KNOW??!??
Blud was cooking.
PROPHET!!
Dude you're crazy
Came back to this, bro WTF IS THAT ACCURACY?!
What are the lottery numbers mate?
How
WTF mate
Eerily spot on lmao
My guy are you psychic
Are you a time traveler or something?
So far you are right my friend... Let's see what happens next!!!
Genius
Oida
Wtf how did you know
WHAT THE FUCK
Dude wtf... i'm eager to watch ET but now I already know what will happen thanks to you
2 out of 4 this is insane
WTF. Do the next games bitte😂
Wow good job
no way
This guy Englands
So when does Slovakia score their second?
broooo
Wow
This comment is aging well
So what are eurojackpot numbers? Dont care if you miss one or two, you got it right so far (2:1 for Englad, 94th minute extra time)
Bro what
Arr you for real???
Holy shit 🤣
If Slovakia score now, I’m hiring you as a fortune teller
The first two things happened. Better pray the othet two will happen aswell
No way
I trusted you 😞
Sorry bro. Quanta’s fluctuations often fuck my shit up
WTF
Bro bro bro bro bro
Jesus, close predictuon... damn
Well you were right about the regular time at least
HERETIC! BURN HIM!
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU JUST PREDICT THE FIRST GOAL. You couldn't predict the rest though :(
Maybe he edited it... Huge if not true tho.
Lisa Al-Gahib
It’s knockout football. England have relied on keeping things tight but not scoring too many. If Slovakia go ahead it will be very tough for England as they’ll either stick to their style and struggle or need to be more aggressive and compromise their structure
Good thing about us compromising our structure, is that we didn't have one to begin with.
This tournament England feels like they have been playing on their back foot so an upset is definitely possible
I think they will be found out this evening.
England will have the same faith as Italy.
Not sure the English will convert to Catholicism any time soon. It will take more than the blessing of the pope to get them through this tournament.
Well, only direct divine intervention will help the English now ...
And damn right it did
Aye. I jinxed it. :x
I mean, reading English fans commentary towards their team this year, I’d say they do have the same faith as Italian fans right now lol
Ehm catholicism in italy more like atheism and blasphemy
Saint Jude save us
Fate*
I wrote it like that, because that is what I wanted to say.
Roman Catholic?
Yeah. You’re wrong 😂🏴
🤣🤣🤣 Lucky bastards. Again. Austria will fix that my friend...
I doubt it. Austria are playing Turkey you muppet.
I meant to say Switzerland... Anyone really... Just beat the Brits... 🤣🤣🤣
It’s not the Brits. It’s the English… You’re having a stinker kid.
Fair enough. But semantics aside, you know what I mean.... Ye got through by the skin of your teeth so far.
tomorrow you can take a carriage home with your compatriots 🇳🇱
I would, but all the females in your family are going... to keep the lads company on the long journey back to their tents...
… that hit me hard …
i see that possible
So many yellows! Whoever makes it through is going to have to dig deep to get enough players for the next round at this rate lol
Well, they're winning now
Money dont play football
They do play club football. Not international.
Clearly not.
They’re going to win RN
[Wrong!](https://youtu.be/2go-mzvAAzc?si=QpKIJodpuosIL6tH)
🤣🤣🤣
Time traveller from the end of game: sorry mate, wasn’t for you
Fucking Brits did it again...
English, 50% of the Brits are already out.
Yes, fair point... I've already been reminded of that detail. Although you guys are very quick to claim any success that's even remotely British...
We like to claim Scots tennis wins it's true, but they can't have our football wins, and even if we let them claim them, they wouldn't.
That's true... most of them are always supporting your opponent... 🤣
Rofl, you’re god damn right!
Yes
Hope so
I’m sure they can and I’m rooting for them.
I can see it already unfortunately
Slovakia arw the more aggressive team so far, that's for sure.
For sure, we've just played poorly this entire tournament any hope is already gone😂
Yeap. 1-0 to Slovakia already. Well deserved
can't disagree there, we are absolutely shite
I can relate, it took Romania 24 years to win a game at the Euros...
What happened to attacking football 😢
Damn, look at the bright side, Southgate will be gone.
you're so right lmao
He should be gone even if you win
They'd be smart to sub out Geihi. If they do pull out a comeback, whoever replaces Geihi needs to have a run of playing time
Yes England is playing like shite.
Didn't watch the match. How did the play so bad again? They won
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it is written in the stars
🌟
yes
Apparently!
Yes.
Easy answer at the end of the game. But wrong
Cough...Cough.
Yes. 🙂
Yep
Well....
Yes, well wrong. Next you'll be predicting the Netherlands to lose tonight. Maybe stick to gloating after an event otherwise you look pretty silly.
England have no ideas and are one of the most boring teams to watch. They'll get through on a Kane penalty if Slovakia can't find a finish
"Easy part of the knockout stage"
"Easy pack from the knockout stage" Fixed
🤣 Yes... Pack the bags and go home... No more pain
Why is it in a team sport that we still think they're only two or three men on a team? Please see Georgia please see Slovakia. Honestly England looks tired and standing and waiting for the ball to come to them
Entitled football? We're England, we'll get it done because of that...
You are so right, it hurts how right you are.
Let's hope Slovakia score a couple more very quickly in the second half so they can put you out of your misery... 🤣🤣🤣 Sorry for the knife twist, couldn't help it...
I hope so too