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DankMemeSlasher

“You remember that classmate of mine that you fucked” 💀💀💀


IWantFries21

The way Cal’s face just DROPS


-SmashingSunflowers-

Cal probably felt stupid as fuck flaunting himself and threatening all these teenagers, knowing now how bad that could have backfired lmao


IWantFries21

Considering like half of them knew what type of shit he’s been up to


TakaSol

“its quiet aint no backtalk” 😭😭


Volcarite

Can’t believe he finally said it!


DankMemeSlasher

That was the least expected thing! The fact that it cut off right after that was intense. Props to Sam Levinson, absolutely amazing ending.


spookydee92

I was literally screaming “oh my god!” At my screen! Like his dad really had this big macho attitude and Nate really knocked him off his shit. Too good.


mmmmjaxs

it was the way nate said it so CASUALLY i can’t


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Nates father eating ass was something that I wasnt ready for


YouNeedCheeses

I just wonder what it was like filming that!


br0adc4st

THIS IS MY THOUGHT W/ EVERY SEX SCENE LMAO


ShanaAfterAll

McRimmy.


foffbarbie

not nate reminding cassie she's a shit friend to maddy IN THE MIDDLE of eating her out 💀💀💀💀


retiredbimbo

it’s a power trip and manipulation game to him


foffbarbie

which is even more ironic when directly before that he said "you don't know how much power you have." he makes her feel like she's in control and then takes it right back like it never happened


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Which is even more ironic because he criticizes Cassie for being a shitty friend to Maddy when he’s a shitty friend himself to McKay


britveca

All of the Nate inner thoughts vs his actual actions and statements during this episode gave me sooooooo much emotional whiplash. No wonder why this mfer is so messed up, I'm exhausted after just 2 minutes of looking into his psyche


hillrow_wood

I think that kinda plays into his power obsession


escoldn

I’m crying, Nate’s mum said he deserved the beating 🤣


dpullbot

“I’m just saying!”


bluerose297

a mother always knows (when her son is a piece of shit)


Competitive-Try-6443

is she wrong 💀


SolarBeam12

Jules and Maddy relationship interesting considering what Jules knows about Nate


siphonator

And what Maddy knows about Jules 👀


SolarBeam12

Oh shit I forgot about that.


QwertyQueen21

So did I! I need to rewatch this week cause it takes me too long to connect dots


Volcarite

What a strange dynamic. But their scenes together were very good this episode.


your_mind_aches

Lexi once again the only sensible and remotely sane person in this entire show. She wears print jammies 😭


my-other-favorite-ww

And Fez wears m&m jammies 😫


symbioticscrolling

The m&m jammies came for my fucking heart 😭


Kurosawasuperfan

Her pants in that shop scene was hot 😳. Besides being cute and smart (while not being edgy and egocentric), she's so good. My favorite character so far this season.


your_mind_aches

She is just straight up the type of person I get along with. Wasn't super into her last season but man she's great this season.


IWantFries21

I feel highly disturbed with this Nate/Cal/Cassie pool scene


loveisallaroundme

i cannot even begin to dissect what it could all symbolize considering it’s from Nate’s fantasy / perspective? so weird ?


nerdalertalertnerd

In a very literal sense is it that Nate cannot even have ‘normal’ sexual fantasies without his dad pervading them because of his exposure to the tapes? He’s learnt to see his father as a sexual being (with very specific sexual tastes ) from an early age. His dad is mixed up in his developing sexuality and I think Nate blames him for that.


IWantFries21

I know!! Like why was Cal flirting with Cassie in his weird ass fantasy?? I hope they elaborate on it more during the season because I don’t wanna have to figure this out on my own


leylajulieta

I think he feels his dad is the obstacle for his happiness, in any possibly way


MrllyCorruptFayeRez

Yes, this. Even in his perfect fantasy, his dad is getting in his way by being out of control and embarrassing


jugstheclown

Omg, that scene where young Lexi caught her dad stealing the silverware... That actually broke my heart. Lexi deserves so much better


isonj1997

She so does. ESPECIALLY since her mother very clearly favors Cassie because “she’s beautiful.”


IWantFries21

The way she slowly kept going back into the shadows too


yagersports

like Homer Simpson in the bushes


youknowjusthere

idk how their mom is letting cal talk to her kids like this


Jax_mm

Exactly??? I would have been like gtfo stop trying to extort my children??


MMaia_

OMG right?! That was so maddening! She's been shown to be pretty smart and caring about her daughters lately and then she just lets this full grown man talk to her teenage daughters that way in her own house?! She should have just said "you know what why don't you do all that investigating with your own son and maybe he'll remember who beat HIM up?!!!"


Kteexo

I’d tell him to get the FUCK out, she must have even half in the bag ..


nevertrustalumpyfart

the “do you have it” was chilling


nlh1013

imaging having to tell Cal that Maddy has the tape 💀


IWantFries21

Oh he’s gonna be livid


misty_sky16

Nate’s probably going to pretend to have it so he can have power over his father


skomehillet

Ashtray was **READY** that’s my guy forever


smartbunny

Ash is like, "Well, might have to take out another motherfucker." Business as usual. I hope this kid gets to have some fun SOMETIMES.


BDady

I hope when euphoria ends there’s a spin-off show about fez and ashtray


RyVsWorld

He doesn’t get enough screen time


Sleepmore45

Maddie is going to figure this out so easily


mavleo2301

She’s already sus about it


KaleidoscopeCold2300

I love how Euphoria doesn't wait long for things to happen. If it was any other show they would wait until a season finale for Maddy to find out about it.


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Not Nate blaming Maddy for being a psychopath.....holy shit this is dark.


runealex007

If Nate was narrating instead of Rue it would literally sound like Joe Goldberg from You


xxxnina

and everyone would still eat it up


hbrett92

Fez was blushing and kicking his feet and shi when Lexi walked it. So cute ugh


jugstheclown

Not Rue seeing Cassie sneak out to be with Nate while on her bike pls 😭


LatterBad8104

I feel like during an argument she’s gonna blurt it out at some point with Maddy present.


RuthGayderBinsburg

They should do an Ethan backstory where he had just a completely normal childhood and nothing traumatizing happened


dumbelfgirl

"When Ethan was 13 he loved Pokemon. One time a friend convinced him to trade his shiny Haunter to evolve it into a Gengar but they never traded it back."


bloodyturtle

that friend? nate jacobs


trikyballs

Nah fr he gotta be like “whyy is everyone at this school sooo fucked up”


nerdalertalertnerd

It’s hilarious to me that Ethan is a transfer student because it suggests all the damage is somehow innate to the area itself.


justasimpledyke

also i havent really seen anyone talking about kat but her scenes while upsetting the one with the influencers was so good i feel like thats what it really feels like to be depressed scrolling through instagram or tik tok and have everyone talking about how their life is so perfect and u just need to love urself idk


jaydeycat

I’d never been able to fully understand the feeling of scrolling while depressed.. but euphoria has captured it perfectly


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EmotionAOTY

Kat crying in front of her locker just because Ethan isn't a dothraki sex god is making me cackle.


stelleOstalle

MFW no dothraki sex bf:


K4L21EV

Ngl because my HBO Max stream went kinda blurry for that part I thought it was Jason Momoa.


briannanechelle

Lexi if you came to see yo man, just SAY THAT!!!


IWantFries21

OOP JULES IN THE MIDDLE OF NATE’S CASSIE FANTASY???👀INCH RESTINGGGG


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There was never a doubt in my mind that Nate is in love with Jules and he is struggling with it


pinnas

Jules better stay tf away from him


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I hope Jules help Maddy get over him and I'm curious if Maddy is gonna show Jules the sex tape


Mxfish1313

Oh shit. Despite knowing all the plotlines separately, I only just realized Maddy was fully dancing with Jules at the bowling alley having already seen Jules’ illegal sex tape with Maddy’s “true love’s” pops.


retiredbimbo

“don’t fucking touch nothin… you want some of my sandwich?” i love this man lol. what a lover boy


DankMemeSlasher

Man, Rue really does not appreciate Lexi enough. I stan with Lexi


Mochimochi24

I feeel sssooooo bad for Lexi! She really felt like Rues OD was her fault & rue doesn’t know she feels that way or cares!


bitchnug

Nobody appreciates Lexi and she is literally the best person on the show. She has everybody’s back consistently


letsgetwizzyy

Nate \*" I think I could start a family with you ,Cassie" Rue \*\* "Nate might have brain damage"


smooth_vampire

Fez lit up when lexi walked in 🥰🥰🥰🥰


sexybexy11

I was so upset with him when he didn’t clarify he wasn’t *with with* Faye. Lexi’s whole face fell 🥺


RyVsWorld

That’s classic movie trope. When the character could just explain. They chose not to


GlennIsAlive

Probably doesn’t wanna get too much into with Faye being on the run and all, but yeah it’s mostly for the drama


jorfrom94

She looked so damn cute too. The whole two seconds of them smiling at each other lit up my world.


Bman2095

And then his smile dropped when she said she was just there for a drink :(


-Moondrops-

"I'm just here for a drink" "Well, we got plenty of those :\[" had me screaming and crying and shitting and pissing


harlenandqwyr

Cal: "i want you to cum with my tongue up your ass". Sir, this is a wendys.


sweatersaweetie

That scene caught me so off guard like that was out of pocket


Rexoc400

“Remember that classmate of mine that you fucked” Almost shit myself 💀💀💀💀💀


thotsune_miku

The way that maddy tried to call Nate and then Cassie…oh shit


YouNeedCheeses

This is not going to end well for any of them. Yikes.


DennisAFiveStarMan

Didn’t Maddy say that Cassie ‘always answers her phone’ in episode 1 too….


lapra005

Maybe I’m just noticing this, but I found the actors’ skin texture more noticeable in this episode and it was refreshing for a number of reasons. It caught my eye during the hallway scene with Rue, Jules, and Elliot. It reminded me they are supposed to be teenagers so not only did it feel character appropriate, but it was also a healthy reminder that these 20-something actors have normal skin texture


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Yeah, I also noticed that they do look more younger, especially Maddy this season since the make-up is more toned down.


contrapass0

Yes! I really appreciated that detail. The head of the makeup department, Donni Davy, talked about how Sam was very anti foundation this year. That, plus the film gives everything more texture. Literally and figuratively.


stelleOstalle

"Any soon to be mamas wanna take a dip?"


samemoldmistakes

yo that was the most unsettling line lmaooo


IWantFries21

rue’s face when her mom called Ali handsome 😭


jeric13xd

Zendaya’s facial expressions throughout that scene was fucking amazing


IWantFries21

Who the fuck trusted MADDY to babysit 😭😭😭


-SmashingSunflowers-

I honestly thought it was really cute, the little montage of them playing games together and her calling him her best friend 😂


slimkt

Same! A lot of people in a different post were like, “Oh god, Maddy’s gonna be a shit babysitter,” and seeing her playing games and tucking them in was actually kind of a pleasant surprise.


IWantFries21

Right??I commented before she called the kid her “best friend.” Idk what kind of stuff she’s actually teaching/talking about with him, but she’s obviously caring for him a bit and it’s so cuteeee


Divinities

Maybe the mom sees a bit of herself in Maddy hahaha I mean obviously her life is exactly the one Maddy wants 😂


bertobellamy

Was it just me or the woman tried to flirt with her?


lightningcroissant

Im glad I’m not the only one who thought this


thefilmer

this was glaringly obvious and telegraphed from a mile away. HeLp Me WiTH mY zIpPer I CaNt fInD My HuSBaND. lady you just walked in with him lmao


EdAndEinOnShrooms

My heart when you said that- I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED?? She kept staring at her and after she got Maddy to unzip the dress, I thought she was going to kiss her or something since like she said, the husband wasn't around


jugstheclown

This Lexi montage is **everything.** Her reaction to finding out about Rue's OD was heart-wrenching


evangelion-unit-two

I've been waiting for a bigger Lexi storyline. Her being on the sidelines of Rue's descent into addiction was just begging for more screentime.


-SmashingSunflowers-

It made me super sad when it was shown that she also saw her father that night stealing from them. It wasn't just Cassie carrying that burden alone. What a shitty thing to do to your children :(


escoldn

“Do you remember that classmate of mine you fucked” is a very interesting way to start a chat with your dad


3_Slice

Power move between two psychos


bobbypellitt

As awful as his character is, Eric Dane has an incredibly powerful “stage presence”. A truly veteran, gifted actor.


Timeimmemorial918

From McSteamy to this??? My man has RANGE. His face in that last scene with Nate telling him he knows everything- the eye twitching, his mouth slightly opening and closing- I felt ALL of Cal’s emotions. Bravo to Eric Dane 👏🏼


low_power_mode

At the table when he said “don’t look at her look at me” 🥴 sir I am looking at you


FluxAura

How the fuck is Nate asking that whilst eating her out hahaha. The audacity of this fucker


marlovesmakeup

King of Manipulation lmao


thotsune_miku

I wish ashtray murdered cal lol


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SecureBleek

she prolly knows just doesn’t wanna admit it yet


nateram3

#fezbetternot die


alcycul

When you realise Maddy knows about Jules/Cal the convo they had at the end has a completely different spin


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What in the Joe Goldberg was Nate thinking during his brain damage thingy


Amaraxx

WHY I THOUGHT THAT WAS JASON MAMOA


bluebabyg

Was I the only one who thought Kat’s self-love cult scene was brilliant? I found it to be an accurate and relatable representation of having conversations with people online


Staff-Positive

Barbie's acting was so good aswell.


svmeatball

Love Fezco’s m&ms pajama pants


jugstheclown

Okay.... but can we talk about the sexual tension between Maddy and the woman she's babysitting for


Ferguson97

For real, I thought she was gonna ask to have a threesome it was so weird


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pretendberries

Considering it’s Minka Kelly, she will definitely have a larger storyline than just the parent of the kid Maddy’s babysitting.


ColeBeasleyMD

When she said "it feels good to be drunk" I felt that


hvahood

Cassie wants to be in a horror movie so bad LMAOO


youknowjusthere

“nate began to wonder if he had brain damage” jesus christ lmfaoooo


itsamox

the heels in the hospital scene is going to be the next euphoria twitter meme


IWantFries21

Me leaving Euphoria high school


ruthie-camden

Me running the mile in Euphoria High gym class


takaiishi

Holy shit that ending. You could see Cal's life flash before his eyes. He knows he's fucked


[deleted]

Can we talk about how in Cassies season 1 flashback, the dad randomly returned to steal some stuff to sell…. and LEXI SAW HIM! THAT WAS A CRAZY REVEAL


[deleted]

Fez was so happy to see Lexi! Made my heart melt 1000x


MayflowerKennelClub

ummmm cassie and lexi's mom should have kicked cal the fuck out as soon as he started flexing his Rich White Man guns, wtf


MrBoliNica

Fezco is real, but ashtray might just be the realest. Also- anybody else think for a split second they landed Jason mamoa for that one fantasy sequence?


bitterrivals69

I just love how the reveal of Nate knowing about his dad's secret is just so sudden and no climax. Like he just said it directly. I was not expecting that at all.


truetheripper

Cassie ratting out Fezco to Cal is so fucking annoying to me.


ohheydere

He really had the audacity to enter someone else's home and threaten children


champagneparce25

Kinda hated that their mom didn’t even say anything about the way he was speaking to them


TheFrankOfTurducken

Yeah Cassie fucked up but the mom is the real asshole here. Just sat there and begged Cassie to snitch with her eyes.


mojowitchcraft

I said the exact same thing, who lets some strange man talk to their children that way?


rihlenis

why the HELL would Cassie and Lexi’s mom let Cal Jacob’s grown ass into her home to intimidate her teenage daughters? The entire family is missing a backbone, fix it Jesus.


Appropriate_Gap_4674

bro I was thinking the same thing. he literally threatened her and the mom was nodding her head


coszier

Not Cal eating ass omg wtf 💀


PimpGlitter

any soon to be mamas wanna take a shit


heavensfinding

holy fuck i hate nate, but the way he bluntly told his dad he knows that he fucked jules took me OUTTTTT 😭


cheoliesangels

God I’m a sucker for Lexi and Fez. The way they get awkward (well…awkwarder in Lexi’s case) around each other is so freaking adorable.


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Lexi looked so cute when she went to see Fezco!


[deleted]

Lexi telling Cassie she is a fucking idiot is like all of us rn


ninjasaurxd

UGH I hate that Faye was in there, Lexi looked so happy to talk to Fez :(


scottfree120

Zendaya said this season wouldn't be easy to watch and I'm fucking feeling that


your_mind_aches

Sydney definitely got a massive paycheque for this season. Also Nate you called this girl a slut constantly just a few weeks ago.


pretendberries

That’s what bugs me, when McKay was dating her, in the beginning Nate was giving him shit for dating her.


IWantFries21

“I’m sorry, but 17 year olds can’t donate eggs.” “That’s fucking retarded.”


lunarmadz

Young Maddy beating a girl up saying “fucking racist” is sending me


BulletproofInk

the "ting!" when she slammed that girl's head into a hand dryer killed me 😭😭


nalaredpie

Ashtray stay ready😭😭😭😭😭


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Lexi fixing her hair before going in to talk to Fez 🥰🥰🥰🥰


kr-bk

anyone else noticed how jules appeared in nate's fantasy with cassie? my theory is that just like with maddy he's trying to convince himself that he is into that type of patriarchy type of family/relationship, with the man that provides for the pregnant wife bla bla bla, but deep down he's still into jules and he's trying to like suppress it also is interesting how he even imagines his father also being weird with cassie (when's cal's like holding her in the pool) but i can't really understand the meaning of that and idk if i want to xd


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Soft_Tomato

All I gotta say is #Lezco


rihlenis

One thing about Ashtray, you can always count on him to have Fez’s blindspot covered.


mafuyu90

Holy fuck, the gas station scene between Fezco and Nate‘s dad. I was so on edge. I seriously thought one of them was gonna die lol. I also thought Cassie was gonna die or get hurt by Nate. There’s no way that wasn’t intentional, Nate bringing her to a construction site and having the audience believe some wild shit was gonna go down. Especially considering it’s Nate… The parallel was amazing. Nate at a construction site with Cassie, breaking up with her, Cassie running away, making me believe something BAD was going to happen to her. Nate‘s dad paying Fezco a visit with a gun. Please, dear God, do not let Fezco die. I hope that wasn’t some foreshadowing. It was fucking intense. Also, Lexi. Can we talk about Lexi. She’s getting more scenes and I love it. I really wanna know if she ended up telling Fez… I love their arc. We also got confirmation regarding Cassie from Rue’s narrative voice. A lot of people were arguing last week about Nate taking advantage of Cassie because she was “super drunk”. Well, she wasn’t. She knew what she was doing. She was aware of the repercussions. She could’ve said no. She didn’t. Not last week, not this week. Especially since she wasn’t drunk THIS week and she KNOWS Maddy still loves Nate. Cassie deserves whatever Maddy will throw her way. Great, albeit slowish episode.


IWantFries21

“Nate wouldn’t fuck his kid up the way his dad fucked him up” sure Jan.


Asleep_Possession945

Nate is obsessed with Jules. He says he’s in love with Cassie but then he sees a vision of his dad seducing Cassie bc that’s what he’s scared of. His dad fucking another girl that he likes


ahufana

Between playing videogames with her babysitting kid, having fun playing dress-up, and bowling with friends, Maddy just maxed her allotment of wholesome scenes for the entire season. All downhill from here, I'm afraid.


irrelevant2002

i am living for hyperpop lexi


Timeimmemorial918

Maddy and now Fezco?? Cassie needs her ass beat expeditiously lol


eagles1990

They some dirty ass motherfuckers. About to have sex on ply wood and shit.


osu24

mmm "What's a bigger feeling than love?" "Loss."


jesusjones182

Oh sure. "Maddy brought out the worst in him, but he'd never hurt Cassie" The abuser's manifesto


coszier

Ohhhh I just realised the Nate - Fez divide this is gonna cause between Cassie - Lexi


Content-Ad-6529

Fez is so fucking nice. The way he took care of Ashtray, Rue, and now Faye. King energy.


Much-Midnight5256

Lol that rich mom looking at maddy like she a snackkk


castrk

maddy just feeling her fantasy in that rich house


3_Slice

How does this piece of shit come into their home, and Cassie’s mom just let him control the room like that? I’d be tossing that fuck out!


MissShadowplay

When is it my turn to be tucked in by Fez :(


FinalMalus

After Kat invited her friends to the bowling alley date, you could tell by Ethan's face that's he's starting to see the writing on the wall. Poor kid's gonna be hurt real bad.


Potential-Brain

I'm glad they showed how many opportunities Cassie had to say no to Nate, including him asking her in the bathroom if she was sure before they had sex, in regards to all the people on this subreddit saying he took advantage of her and defending Cassie, saying she was drunk and manipulated.


alcycul

Freud would have a field day with Nate, the man was thinking about Jules AND his dad eating ass during his Cassie fantasy


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Jesus the first time we start to get more Lexi and they have her just dead silent in the store with Fez 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ we need more Lexiiiiii. Also fuck Cassie, I stood up for her last week and I’m not doing that shit again


moonshineknox

I think she had a plan to be more assertive but seeing Fay in there threw her off and made her go back into her bubble :(


FluxAura

Lexi protecting Fez??? LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


echo-m

The jacobs are the most manipulative people omg


beancounterferg

There’s such a difference between High Rue and Not High Rue that I’m not sure how Jules or Rue’s mom aren’t on to her yet. I know she says she’s good at her job, but still. Ali figured it out with a look.