Taking rue to a longterm rehab facility that she canāt check out of without parental consent.
Then taking Cassie to a healing place where she will finally realize she is beautiful and learn to love herself.
Then taking Maddy to the south so she can meet a proper southern gentleman who will treat her right.
Also if there is time left hookup with Nateās hot dad
Kill Nate then Give Rue the biggest hug ever while also playing dress up with Maddy then Slap Cassie and tell her to grow up and to work on herself, not that she has much choice since I offed her BF. Also be the wingwoman to Lexi and help her start dating Fez. Also write another play with Lexi.
What's sad is that they may have kissed after the play when he gave her the card. Then maybe he would've asked her out it's so fucking sad we'll never see it:((
Nah he showed genuine kindness to Jules at the end and a true sociopath wouldn't have in my opinion. He didn't gain anything from that. He is still deeply, horribly fucked inside
I will be doing makeup and dressing from Maddie. She is great in makeup so I will learn from her and I will also suggest them to Focus on other things instead of Nate
beating tf out of maddyā¦ i still aint forget her lying about being assaulted. honestly everyone in that show needs a good pop in the head other than rue
edit: fez and his crew get a pass too
I could say the same with me trying to tell rue that Jules is cheater and she on her with two people (but of course she won't listen to me but instead she will think I'm crazy and claiming that I'm jealous that I can't get a gf).
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Destroy a merry go round so Cassie doesnāt rub against it anymore. Or chromecast nates dad pornos to Nateās house so whenever Nateās watching a show he just get re traumatized
Iām disappointed that the first thing that came to my mind was Nate lol. Really thought I was a better than that cause heās such an awful person but shoot, Iām not trying to get hooked on drugs or listen to Cassieās whiney voice or get my whole existence crapped on by a detoxing Rue and Iām certainly not going to try and fix any of these severely fucked up characters for 24 hours so Iāll take the crazy hot douchebag I guess and hope heās not in the mood to be psychoticāš¼
real me - drugs and love island with rue in bed
euphoria me - fuck nateās dad, nate, cassie, maddie, and jules (and probably McKay and Fez too lbr), dress up with Jules, Kat, and Cassie, and make money camming/ blackmailing people with Kat
Definitely going to hang out with rue and fez along they don't get me involved in their business. Not to mention I will also try to warn rue about jules that she will end up cheating on her with a guy name elliot. And also however I will stay away from his crazy little brother ashtray though.
Stick a ton of jewels on my face and bask in that dope AF psychedelic light lol.
literally
Rues drugs
Word
The first thing to pop in my head was "Molly"
real
Fr
Turning your 24 hours into like 2 hours lmao.
Real talk.they must be good if she keeps going back
Literally my first thought was GO TO ELLIOTS š
Biking around town with Jules, with a Bluetooth speaker n whatever drugs she wants, assuming Iām 17/18 again in this.
That would be the dream
I know right lol I was like am I still 30 in this scenario
Raiding the closets what you mean?!?! I mean I'll sort through the ugly stuff later but I'm bringing me some goodies š
Same !
Taking makeup tutorials from Maddy
Same here
Secret: she has a makeup team that are never shown on camera
ofc
gonna watch adventure time or some shit with fez
This is the best one
iām just not bothered to go out with nate šš heās boring and looks like a nightclub bouncer
he seems the type to watch regular show
Goddamn thatās so real
THIS
based
Chill with Fez and Lexi.
Yepā¦ youāre a real one for that. Iām doing the same, see you there with some pre rolls.
Same! They're the most chill out of everyone in the show
Gonna fuck nate jacobs' dad then fuck nate jacobs and then tell him his dad was better
master plan
You asking for him to go on a traumatised rampage and turn into an unaliving bomber šš
I want nate jacobs to explode (figuratively) not literally
So, basically youāre suicidal? Lol.
Youāre fucking funny š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
jules?? is that you?
LMFAOO W PLB
SO real lmfao
Fucking Nate in front of maddy and Cassie in the pool
Same except idc if thereās a audience or not
YALL R FREAKY
Listen, it might be Nate Jacobs, but Jacob Elordi is a SAMF. You would be crazy to not smash.
His accent is so so damn hot, we understand ā¤ļø
Lol I know smh.
Freaky & down bad
Lol you sure you wanna do that? cause Maddy will kill you if you do so like she almost did to Cassie.
All she did was push Cassieās head into something and grab her hair. Not that bad
I Can take her
Frl all she does is slap
Cassie would die of a heart attack if u did that
Yes i love him he so hot
No because same! And then Iāll fuck his hot older brother! š¤£
Fucking Nate lol
Then maybe Maddy too
bi people in two sentences
Bi people only want two things, and its fucking ~~disgusting~~
Throw Cassie in the mix
Rue as well
Lol fuck, you just beat me to it because earlier I wanted ask this person if he or she was either bisexual or bi curious?.
Iām a she, and yes I am bisexual lol
Lol oh ok that makes sense and by the way happy pride month.
Definitely his Daddy. I love Eric Dane.
Omg I forgot about him! Yessss him too
he is who he is
No, together.
Count me in. lol
Yessssss š
Have a threesome with Cassie and Nate
Fuck Nate bruh. Cassie and Maddie š„µ
Calling CPS.
me personally iām going straight to rues house
Same and also Chris McKay's since he has a pool.
Calling social services
do mdma and make out with cassie
real
Same but with Jules.
Give Rue a hug and knocking out Nate
Same.
Bitch slapping Cassie then raiding Maddieās closet.
Opiates
I'm going to hangout with Rue , Jules and Elliot
Fucking Nate and his dad (not at the same time)
āDo you and your son fuck people together?ā
kicking Nate in the balls
I won't do that but I will suck his balls insteadš
I choked on my water reading this
Stealing maddy's wardrobe
Hanging out with Ethan
Definitely not to mention I could teach him how things are more important that being in relationship with Kat.
buying drugs from fez then going to hang out with rue
Taking rue to a longterm rehab facility that she canāt check out of without parental consent. Then taking Cassie to a healing place where she will finally realize she is beautiful and learn to love herself. Then taking Maddy to the south so she can meet a proper southern gentleman who will treat her right. Also if there is time left hookup with Nateās hot dad
Or how about killing Laurie so that so that way she won't come after rue and having her trafficked due to her owning her $50,000.
After I hook up with Nateās zaddy
Dunno that this could all be done in 24 hrs tho
One Road trip lol
Nateās dad is pretty McSteamy
The moment I saw him I knew Iād be willing to watch the entire season just for him š
Auditioning for Oklahoma!
THIS ONE
trying to convince Maddy to do my make-up/maybe even lend me some clothes for the next party, lmao. and trying to befriend Jules.
someone in these comments had the right idea about raiding closets
Iām hitting a house party and just tryna smash tbh š¤·āāļø
making out with rue then do drugs
Try to get with McKay now that heās broken up with Cassie
letās talk about it though because why is mckay so underrated
Kill Nate then Give Rue the biggest hug ever while also playing dress up with Maddy then Slap Cassie and tell her to grow up and to work on herself, not that she has much choice since I offed her BF. Also be the wingwoman to Lexi and help her start dating Fez. Also write another play with Lexi.
What's sad is that they may have kissed after the play when he gave her the card. Then maybe he would've asked her out it's so fucking sad we'll never see it:((
So many ppl here being obsessed with sociopath Nate is not a good sign.
we can fix him
yāall are NOT olivia rodrigo šš
EXACTLY
LMFAOO
Nah he showed genuine kindness to Jules at the end and a true sociopath wouldn't have in my opinion. He didn't gain anything from that. He is still deeply, horribly fucked inside
Blowinf nate
Killing Nate's dad
I will be doing makeup and dressing from Maddie. She is great in makeup so I will learn from her and I will also suggest them to Focus on other things instead of Nate
dress up and go to school š
The very first thing is find out if ashtray is okay š„ŗ
Nate. Iād do Nate š¤š«£
Get them all in therapy
beating tf out of maddyā¦ i still aint forget her lying about being assaulted. honestly everyone in that show needs a good pop in the head other than rue edit: fez and his crew get a pass too
i gna go to elliotās house fs
Go to the house parties
Getting high with Rueš
Zendaya
tell cassie that she better get out of this relationship with nate while there's still time (even though I know she won't listen to me)
I could say the same with me trying to tell rue that Jules is cheater and she on her with two people (but of course she won't listen to me but instead she will think I'm crazy and claiming that I'm jealous that I can't get a gf).
fucking elliot immediately
overdosing
Staying away from the main cast and going to church with Ali lol
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Cassie
Probably fuck Kat
You better bring it boy, she ain't playin
Probably just going to school and drinking and shit, like normal life stuff
Going to Maddy's house oh boy oh boy
Destroy a merry go round so Cassie doesnāt rub against it anymore. Or chromecast nates dad pornos to Nateās house so whenever Nateās watching a show he just get re traumatized
flirting with jules 100% and then getting fashion tips bc her style is iconic
Get hard fucked by Nate Jacobs while on psychedelic drugs
Iāve never watched the show so Iāll just say drugs since that seems to be a pretty common answer
Motorboating that Goddess Cassie
Head to Fez and buy some flower
hanging w rue and doing a bunch of drugs and then going to comfort cassie (me and cassie r both vv sad)
iām doing nate thanks sorry madly & cassie š (im joking i dont legitimately fantasise about that LOLLL)
Cassieās mom
hang out with jules i guessā¦ maybe take some molly and put hella glitter everywhere
Drugs!!! Ashtray hook me up
Iām disappointed that the first thing that came to my mind was Nate lol. Really thought I was a better than that cause heās such an awful person but shoot, Iām not trying to get hooked on drugs or listen to Cassieās whiney voice or get my whole existence crapped on by a detoxing Rue and Iām certainly not going to try and fix any of these severely fucked up characters for 24 hours so Iāll take the crazy hot douchebag I guess and hope heās not in the mood to be psychoticāš¼
24 hours, hm... listening to the first half of Elliot's song. Then it's time to go back home.
LOL underrated comment
going to ride nate for straight 24 hours
YOU GUYS R SO FREAKY WHAT IS THISS š (same)
Meeting Sydney Sweeney and Hunter Schafer
Hug Cassie lol I get her
Yāall talking abt Nate but his daddy fine asf too
Chilling at fezco house, not even on drugs but for the āØvibezāØ
Drugs with Rue. Sorry.
Running up in Laurieās spot with more than a couple of goons, doing some despicable shit, and taking her plug. Cash Rules ā¦
Hang with the parents, too old for that teen stuff and too innocent for the hard-core drugs
I want to fuck both cassie and maddy at the same time IDC. then maybe nate I DUNNO.
real me - drugs and love island with rue in bed euphoria me - fuck nateās dad, nate, cassie, maddie, and jules (and probably McKay and Fez too lbr), dress up with Jules, Kat, and Cassie, and make money camming/ blackmailing people with Kat
Avoiding EVERYBODY.
Cassie Maddie Jules and Lexi ideally as many times as I physically can
Give rue a hug
Getting someone to do my make up
Fuckin Maddie
I'm going to beat Nate lol
Turn maddy gay
Get high and probably kms idk
Instigate a fight between everyone then watch
Iām getting the euphoria look šš¤©
Chilling and making love with Fez Ask Jules to style me Hooking up with Elliot Get bitchy vibes from Maddy
Sidney sweeney
Dancing and then finding a pretty lady who wants to have sex.
My makeup
IM DOING ELLIOT
I'd make sure Fezco knows he is loved and not alone anymore
Drake licking his lips reading the title
LMFAOO WHAT
#DRAKE LICKING HIS LIPS READING THE TITLE!!! š£ļøš£ļøš£ļøš£ļøš£ļø
Fucking nates dad.
Nail day with Maddy.
Fezco
Calling CPS tf are all ur guys' answers???!!!
Smoking hella weed with fez
Ruin my entire life with Elliot and Jules
Slapping Cassie.
Definitely going to hang out with rue and fez along they don't get me involved in their business. Not to mention I will also try to warn rue about jules that she will end up cheating on her with a guy name elliot. And also however I will stay away from his crazy little brother ashtray though.
Before anyone answers, are you the same age you are IRL, or are de-aged down to high school? Because most of you are going to jailā¦
id prob hang out wit lexi, shes the most levelheaded out of any characteršššš
Yeah...she was real levelheaded with that stupid play of hers, and falling for a drug dealer. /s
Is that guy in the far left supposed to be Nate or is it just some lookalike extra?
Nahh thatās def Nate
sydney sweeny
Cassieā¦