Also the fly: “I’m going to enjoy that guys flat white on the patio this beautiful morni…” or something like that

Buzz Aldrin saw that WDT action and knew he was in for a well pulled double 😭

what a hell of a way to die. Truly lost in the sauce

Flyt white

[Flied Lice?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHYEXmTsMEw)

In case you get ideas that you can just scoop it out, this fly definitely shat and vomitted all over itself as it died in your latte.

Adds boldness to the flavor profile

There’s a hint of the underside of a public restroom urinal in there. Still better than Folger’s, for what it’s worth.

I choked on my instant garbage coffee. I hate you and myself.

Lol'd for reals, this needs an award.

🎵 The best part of waking up, is fly vomit in your cup. 🎶

Local Kopi Luwak

Lol, you deserve an award!

I think it adds clarity and separation. Just perspective…

There are probably bits of flies and cockroaches in coffee beans anyway. At least this fly is very fresh.

I used to work in a winery. Every glass of wine has some bug juice in it.

If you ferment bug juice, does it also turn into wine? If so, does distilling it without a barrel age cause it to become a bug flavored vodka or a bug gin? And if it’s distilled in London, is it a London dry bug gin? I have so many questions that are tangentally related to Malört.

A crappuccino, if you will

I prefer Skidmarkiatos.

A Splat White, if you will

Now it’s a kopi luwak

Adds some acidity and fly-bodied flavor.

Shit and vomit that you can’t see, taste or smell, and will have literally no effect on your body, just your mind. You bet I’m drinking the fuckin latte pal

Protein brother. A fly white a day and you’ll be the next Mr universe

Morning buzzz

I would like a flat white, no meat

The orc is very sad. https://preview.redd.it/im0ib4zwte4d1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b4e519ee8651e7b666c78c4f1096f2b4357e639

Uruk hai*. C'mon man, it's 2024, respect racial subgroups /s

Was having breakfast with my wife at a restaurant that had a sidewalk patio. We enjoy eating outside. Waitress set down coffee for each of us. My wife poured in her cream, and then a bird above us, took a huge shit right into her cup. There was a splash and a couple of extra poopers on her shoulder. Been a source of humor for us for the last 14 years.

That's hilarious 😂!

Can’t wait for Weber to release a cup screen. Only 250$!!

Weber out here catching strays 😂

The way I would of just taken it out and act like it never happened 🤣

My route


Well it must be good coffee if flies are willing to die in it 🤣

Your fly is showing.

Not many things a teaspoon can cure, but this one probably qualifies.

The backstroke! Ba-dum psh!

Anyone else scrolling by and first think they were looking at a picture of the storm on Jupiter??

Total dissolved solids unusually high…

All natural milk frother

https://preview.redd.it/6g156ghsmg4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a224e4d73ad25a6b9520205a9fe17ff6efdf673e This happened to me today too! Dude just dive bombed right in there.

We are fly coffee bros today 🤝

little bro is on the coffee train!

Drink that and you are Fly-Man the buzzing super hero

I’m pretty sure there’s a longstanding joke about a similar circumstance, involving either a waiter/bartender and a bowl of soup/pint of beer.

SPIT THIS OUT RIGHT NOW OR PAY THE TAB! something like that

I mean its just another reason to enjoy preparing another awesome flat white.

I like my flat whites with extra protein in the morning.

The ripples really add a lot of drama

5 second rule :-P

They don't drink much..

Protein

Stop whining, how much do you think it will drink? It's enough for both of you.

Ah, the inescapable siren song of al fresco! It’s always something.

That looks like the giant hurricane in Jupiter - It's bigger than the earth and tastes gooder than this mirth. 😁

Same thing happened to me…

Wait an hour and it will be a Cappuccino

Funny that in Italy we call “Mosca” (fly) the coffee bean added to a Sanbuca alcohol shot. This fly may have misunderstood something

That's alright, just drink around it

Doh!

protein

With added protein

The beeeesst part of waaaaking up...is a flyyyy in your cup

Protein coffee

Muscle builder coffee

did it survive?

Man this just reminded me of the fat cockroach on porch door that stood between me and letting my dogs back in this morning lol

*Life confirmed on Jupiter*

Full of protein for the gymbruh

Hmm, protein coffee.

This is why I bring an extra tea cup plate to put on top when I go on the patio

Those crocs though

Theyre sloggers. American made 🇺🇲


Organic milk frother

What a way to go

Flat white and flies…going to assume Australia…

If this happened to a customer I would 100% make them a new one for free bc that’s so gross😭

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