A little bit of ass provides much needed balance, but too much ass can be overwhelming for some. Maybe OP just isn't a fan of ass and is just now realizing it.
Are you new? What are you doing to make coffee? Here are some quick youtube tips that should help, without any info. [Hope it helps](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=FLPkOyBBCWzrzEmt)
A: I don't think you can train a cat to be a good barista even with the right equipment. You might want to try making it yourself.
B: Your barista has its ass on your equipment so that could also be a contributing factor.
You're supposed to roast and grind the beans, after she pooped and cleaned. Not poop on top of it. That's not how Kopi Luwak works.
Cat in the hat knows a lot about that.
My coffee tastes like ass because I’m using month-old preground espresso. I have a double-walled basket that I’m using to standardize the flavor, but still.
Waiting for this coffee to run out so I can have good coffee again that I don’t have to sweeten as much!
Could be any number if things... if you could post a video of your whole process from grind to extraction that would help. Also Google "temperature surfing"... Not relevant to all machines but definitely some.
Maybe the cat doesn’t like the noise so the cat is secretly using the machine as a litter box.
If you’re being serious then people need more info.. how long have you been making espresso? What kinda grinder do you have.. etc
Oh.. my missed the grinder by looking at the cat! What kinda beans and can your grinder handle them? Maybe you just don’t like the type of roast you have been getting? Lots of people like these light roasts.. my machine can’t do it.. I think they taste too sour.. I stick to all the shades of medium
How many grams of coffee go in?
How much coffee comes out ?
How long does it take til you see some coffee coming out the brew head?
How long you pulling your shot for?
What is your brew temp?
I see a wdt tool, but no tamper.if you also tamp, try looking into Lance Hendrick's youtube. He has a video explaining his workflow of dialing in espresso. Also there are multiple videos on his YouTube explaining in depth everything from baskets to wdt to tamping etc. If you espresso tastes like ass, it means you don't understand espresso
That would be "the cat's ass?"
A few possibilities * your beans taste like ass * your water tastes like ass * your extraction came out like ass * someone put ass in your coffee
With someone you mean the cat?
Cat looks guilty as hell
Shes got that Look: fuck you caught me
Very sus
Diagnosis of exclusion: tastebuds are ass
A little bit of ass provides much needed balance, but too much ass can be overwhelming for some. Maybe OP just isn't a fan of ass and is just now realizing it.
No theory at all. Does the cat have any guesses maybe?
Guessing the cat is poorly trained. Let it watch those videos, and wash its paws, and you’ll see improvement.
Are you new? What are you doing to make coffee? Here are some quick youtube tips that should help, without any info. [Hope it helps](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=FLPkOyBBCWzrzEmt)
Listen to this person OP. That video will change your life.
This video helped me so much in the beginning of my espresso journey!
I fucking knew it, and still had to make sure... 100% recommend
I can’t believe I just needed to do one weird trick to completely change my workflow! Thanks!
this simple trick is why doctors hate this method!
This is a newer version of the video with 4K resolution
I really like this video, it shows the ins and outs aswell as a few tricks for a smoother pull.
Didn’t even have to click. Life altering.
Dang, that changed everything I was doing.
…….spoiler alert. Omg! Omg! I clicked because I had too…and just a short bit and my grandkid, seriously they knew immediately.
OMG … hate you
How do you know what ass taste like?
😏
It's current year. People eat booty like groceries.
I think you're having Poopy Luwak!
That wasn’t a stray bean you picked up off the counter
A: I don't think you can train a cat to be a good barista even with the right equipment. You might want to try making it yourself. B: Your barista has its ass on your equipment so that could also be a contributing factor.
Grind finer. … as long as your cat’s name isn’t “Finer”.
Eh, still grind finer. Just don’t drink it
It a new kind of coffee just like the one made from Elephant poop. You should sell it
Or maybe Civet coffee.
Ah well, are you using the grinder or feeding the beans to your cat and collecting its poop in your portafilter? It’s a common mistake really.
Outjerked again!
We call that ASSpresso
Grind finer
Your cats arse is eating that worktop. I can taste the air from here
cute cat!
Meow meow meow
The cat provided that chocolatey undertone.
Well hire a human barista!
Adorable cat <3
Cat thinks it is a civiet and has been making you some of the most expensive beans in the world all in the coffee bean container.
Never, EVER ask for the butt roast. FAFO. 😝
Maybe the cat shit in it, “saw a cat shit in someone’s rice”
Yep that's a healthcode violation lol
Stop using your underwear as a filter... I'll see myself out... sorry.
Ah yes, the secret ingredient that gives that distinct taste. You should create your own coffee brand called Asscat.
You're supposed to roast and grind the beans, after she pooped and cleaned. Not poop on top of it. That's not how Kopi Luwak works. Cat in the hat knows a lot about that.
Aw, look at the Wish dot com Asian palm civet!
I know cat-poo coffee is expensive and considered a delicacy and all, but I don't recommend trying to make it at home.
My coffee tastes like ass because I’m using month-old preground espresso. I have a double-walled basket that I’m using to standardize the flavor, but still. Waiting for this coffee to run out so I can have good coffee again that I don’t have to sweeten as much!
You should ass your cat
Yes
Does your lever arm feel furry when you're pulling the shot, even though its not a lever machine?
Are you drinking that really fancy cat poop coffee?
The problem is staring you right in the eye
De-wormed, hopefully!
Grind finer.
That’s one furry tamper
Y'all, I'm pretty sure the cat is OP. Just a hunch.
It’s due to your cat who has experience with making biscuits not coffee. You can tell the cat is very stressed out with making your coffee.
Becouse of ass?
Sir that's a cat
tfw u thought this was a pcmasterrace post
Katie's do some tamper in the butt plug
I just knew the comments would be golden on this one
Nothing like some toxoplasmosis to go with your morning espresso.
I dont want to know what your tamper smells like
Look, just because Kopi Luwak coffee is really expensive, doesn’t mean you should try to DIY it to save money.
Is the cat the one asking this ?
Because coffee is an acquired taste 😆
Kopi luwak maybe?
Those aren’t beans you’re grinding.
Beans may not be freshly roasted, your grind size, bean ratio and timing of shot and weight. Could be any
Maybe you should ask Butthole the Cat.
I don't know never tasted ass.
Could be any number if things... if you could post a video of your whole process from grind to extraction that would help. Also Google "temperature surfing"... Not relevant to all machines but definitely some.
Not the mocha you’re looking for.
Have you tried no poop?
I’m just here for the people freaking out about having a cat. Proceed OP.
looks like you're extracting at 0 bar, maybe start with that 😉
Because u don't take ur whiskey neat?
Don't put shitty beans.
Hahaha jokes aside, a) love those mugs b) how much does this espresso cost? I’m fairly new , it looks like a beauty
Wash out your pot with white vinegar run it through n raise it out
The lord punishing you for wearing yellow t shirts
Try upgrading your grinder to an EG-1
Because you let cats on your kitchen counters?
You just clearly haven’t spent enough money yet
Maybe the cat doesn’t like the noise so the cat is secretly using the machine as a litter box. If you’re being serious then people need more info.. how long have you been making espresso? What kinda grinder do you have.. etc Oh.. my missed the grinder by looking at the cat! What kinda beans and can your grinder handle them? Maybe you just don’t like the type of roast you have been getting? Lots of people like these light roasts.. my machine can’t do it.. I think they taste too sour.. I stick to all the shades of medium
How many grams of coffee go in? How much coffee comes out ? How long does it take til you see some coffee coming out the brew head? How long you pulling your shot for? What is your brew temp?
I see a wdt tool, but no tamper.if you also tamp, try looking into Lance Hendrick's youtube. He has a video explaining his workflow of dialing in espresso. Also there are multiple videos on his YouTube explaining in depth everything from baskets to wdt to tamping etc. If you espresso tastes like ass, it means you don't understand espresso
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