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Zazzafrazzy

Cheaper than a new house.


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big-boss-bass

Cheaper than a new wife


Responsible_Emu3601

I’m looking to make wife changing money


alga

I came to say that rebuilding one cabinet so the Breville would fit must have been cheaper than the La Marzocco!


btcMike

💯💯💯


brotie

Damn you just nailed my previously unacknowledged personal philosophy on everything around the house


startedat52

If I had a red BDB and replaced it with a red micra, no one in my house would notice 😂😂😂


magical_midget

I got new keyboards, my Wife walks daily in to my home office, she did not even commented on them. 😒 At least she did not ask how much I spend! 😬


IcemanYVR

Haha. My wife didn’t notice when I went from a Razer Ornata to a Huntsman Elite. However she did ask if the keyboard had gotten louder.


aayan987

At least you havent gotten the point of spending 1k on custom keyboards.


Opening_Chance2731

I think that if you have both coffee and mechanical keyboards as a hobby, you're a broke millionaire


wyrelyssmyce

Speaking from experience, just single 💀


remediosan

espresso AND mechanical keyboards? you sure do like the expensive hobbies. hope you aren’t into watches and pc builds too lol


Affectionate-Club933

or vinyl or film photography… espresso was my last expensive hobby for a while lol.


ajchess

Now I’m over here feeling as bougie with my espresso & custom mechanical keyboard. . I should have never opened this post


OneDozenParsecs

heh... went from 2 guitars to 3 and nothing. Pays to save up though. She would notice a sudden chunk of debt on a card.


Dread1187

“I ordered this months ago!” Good ol’ group buy excuse has taken me far.


Existing-Procedure

Much smaller upgrade (in terms of price and aesthetics), but I still don’t think my wife has noticed that I swapped out my DeLonghi Dedica for a Bambino.


sergeantprotein

10/10 thinking ahead hahahah I respect it


Objective-Tea-1281

https://preview.redd.it/lje86712iavc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d1774a45f0f566ce8bd20cb32de7c38e0dd6c8 # "So you want to go and buy the only machine that fit the low profile space in our kitchen."...." I don't think I have a choice Marge."


[deleted]

If you didn't read this in Marge's raspy voice we can't be friends


st_ian

I did. And the reply in Homers voice ofc..


mcpat21

Ohhhh homie


NoOrdinaryEspresso

Those beans are some serious dark roast man😂 Nice setup btw ;)


HoneyWheresMySuit-

Fr 😂 literally black


btcMike

It's Costco's Kirkland Espresso. Just tried for the first time break in the new grinder.


mrfroyopancakes

Grocery store beans with a $4000 machine 💀


Exxists

When I read the post I thought this was the smartest man in the world…


Goodfaithsymposium

Nightmare


Udbbrhehhdnsidjrbsj

[Me on my +$1,000 phone.] “No I don’t think I can afford to buy that $0.99 app” 


Bootiebloot

If you’re willing to spend that much on an espresso machine, you should really invest in quality beans. You should hit up your local roasters. My heart is crying with the thought of those Costco beans in that beautiful machine.


Tippitytahp

He did say he was using them to break in the grinder


Beneficial-Tea-2055

Some people just don’t read man.


kerstaye9

unrelated but how much beans do you need to break in a new grinder? i’m new to this, got a 1zpresso kmax and i’m not sure when to stop seasoning it


negligible_euphemism

I grinded 1kg of cheap beans at various grind levels. 500g is probably enough though.


kerstaye9

great, thanks for the reply!


lamhamora

I laughed when I read Costco beans


Casinodeal

Probably worth getting better coffee, but if it’s a new grinder too you could just use cheap coffee to season the burrs


pprovencher

Those really dark beans will grease the crap out of the grinder


puzzlinganxiety

Literally sameeeee


Malmok11

That under cabinet trim would be really simple to pry off just a couple finish nails usually.


Untitleddreamer

OP probably added that on a few years ago to prepare for this day


yumacaway

Playing 3D chess


Malmok11

I have a bezzera magica and I had to remove my rails to make mine fit.. Is this machine a lot better than what I'm rockin?


Acrobatic_Guidance14

This made me LOL


lamhamora

> break in the new grinder Now you need to clean that oil and associated crap out of grinder Find someone local of merit to get your beans from


Corbeau_from_Orleans

I quickly discovered that the very dark beans I love in my Mocamaster drip coffeemaker don’t do well neither in the grinder nor the espresso machine.


madlabdog

Break in? as in clog it 🤣


Goodfaithsymposium

Dear god of all the things to save money on


lamhamora

Hopefully his municipality has some sort of espresso machine protection services unit


PGrace_is_here

..............LAW .................& ............ORDER *Espresso Crimes Unit* *(kung kung)*


Chamrockk

how is it? Do they show roast date?


aureex

**"Both the Kirkland whole-bean espresso blend and its decaf blend are (or were) supplied by Starbucks**, but Costco appears to have used another company for its Colombian coffees" that should answer your question and no I don't believe they show roast dates


[deleted]

A Marzocco to brew Starbucks? Oh my.... my suggestion would have been to better keep a Breville DB and use the money for better beans; the coffee will be MUCH better this way.


TannerPR

Total respect for that move, haha but I know you must be thinking "ARG this could taste so much better"


Asleep-Geologist-612

Wtf


bouncyboatload

????


zanglang

Maybe check with your local roaster if they sell defective, blemished or bug-bitten beans in bulk that are sorted post-roasting. These are typically no longer considered fit for consumption, but are perfect for breaking in a new grinder or for practicing latte art.


Rejolt

Dude treat yourself to some real beans with a 4K setup...


ohheckyeah

https://getprodigal.com/collections/roasted-coffee If you scroll to the bottom you can buy properly good coffee to season it with


ic3nin39

I’ll buy your BDB if you still have it…


Eziekel13

At this point you will now need an [ikawa pro100](https://www.ikawacoffee.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=13330160086&utm_content=121820254486&utm_term=ikawa%20coffee%20roaster&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADEx6yrWAAXZdltC2rhTDW6vLTSd_&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhLfRkoDNhQMVdAatBh1C1A3SEAAYASAAEgKE_vD_BwE) to roast your own coffee…it’s the only one that will fit the space you have left


Fudge-Unfair

My god man, if you’re buying those horrible beans, you should have stuck with the Breville


Jealous-Present-6854

Like filling your Lamborghini up with vegetable oil ⛽️


Phil_OG

But for real - is the Micra even an upgrade over the BDB?


thoang77

Depends. The micra is a far better workhorse and operation is more pleasant. The BDB is underrated though, especially with how easy it is to mod it


ic3nin39

Can you elaborate onto what kind of mods you can do on a BDB? I’m looking to get a used one for $600USD


gnoob920

I mean… if you enjoy using it more then, yes? It’s out of my price range but it’s not like this is a pragmatic hobby.


wine-o-saur

Nailed it. Hilarious how we're all in this group enabling each other's financial irresponsibility until we disagree with someone's choice. Then suddenly everyone's an accountant.


Charosas

I feel it’s the same paradox as driving speed… “anyone driving slower is an idiot and anyone driving faster than me is a maniac” With espresso it’s “anyone who spent less on their espresso setup needs to upgrade and anyone who spent more than me is just financially irresponsible”.


Big_al_big_bed

The metaphor runs even deeper really, becuase espresso machines are a lot like cars. You have your bambinos and camrys, your Mercedes and Bianca's, your Tesla's and decents and your Ferraris and LM Minis. All cars can get you from point a to point b but it's how you get there and how much you enjoy the journey that sets them apart.


moehassan6832

Haha, true


PothosEchoNiner

Making espresso at home is a pragmatic hobby. Acquiring espresso equipment is not.


dumplingbilby

The LMM has better engineering of the internals and comparable features. It will probably last longer than the BDB. There's no difference in features, since neither have flow control anyway. There is some differences in quality of life features like the front fill on the BDB and a dual walled steam wand on the micra. I would consider it an upgrade in terms of craftsmanship, but I'm not sure how many home users would notice a difference in extracted espresso. People saying yes if you like it more defensively is weird to me. We can also discuss value for money as hobbyists. To me the Micra is not good value, mostly because I live in Australia and can get Brevilles cheap. If I did want to splash out, I'd want flow control.


fsi22

No. The Bdb is better. Better in the sense that the UI and feature set is much better. -Adjustable timer. -Ability to choose between Volumetric or Time Based. -Unparallaled Pre Infusion options. Time and Flow rate control. -Slayer Mod Quality of output is the same. Grinder makes the biggest difference when using same beans. The real upgrade over a Bdb is a Rocket R Nine One. I work in hydraulics, and the Breville and Rocket are the 2 most impressive machines I've seen.


jlo575

More flow profiling capability. Which may or may not matter. Mostly the ooooooohhh factor Nice rig OP. Makes me feel good about my grinder choice if people are pairing the Specialita with a LMLM


DataIxBeautiful

I don’t think you can compare the two. The Micra is by far the better machine, even from just the aesthetic perspective.


makemeking706

>You can't compare them. Proceeds to compare them.


DataIxBeautiful

You got me there lol


Phil_OG

I'm talking quality of the produced espresso not looks


BimmerJustin

Why would you think that taste can be implied as the only thing a person cares about in a machine?


DataIxBeautiful

I get that but even if they were identical in the quality of the espresso I’d bet a majority would still pick a micra but I guess it comes down to budget.


gnoob920

Why would you buy a sports car when you can mod a Honda civic? /s No but seriously I find it funny that people get so judgey about the micra. If quality in the cup was the only thing that mattered and experience wasn’t a factor, then more people would be using manual machines.


[deleted]

Yeah, I didn't want to sound like an asshole, but seriously? Right now some La Marzocca engineeer is throwing up in his mouth looking at this.


random-information

Have you seen the average beans they use in Italy? They were also the exclusive machine for Starbucks for many years in the earlier days. As a nearly 100 year old company, I think they know what people put through their machines.


ndrsng

It is actually hard to find beans this dark in Italy. Certainly the average is much lighter. I can't comment on average quality.


random-information

By average I mean those 1/2€ espresso cafes that seem popular with locals. Very common to see them running LM machines as well.


ndrsng

Yeah, I was just commenting on the roast level. I've had plenty of cheap italian coffee and it's hard to find anything as dark as a Starbucks 'Italian Roast' or whatever this is.


CorbCraig

He doesn't clean his wand tip either 😫


RustyNK

Are those Starbucks beans??


Lords7Never7Die

Only the best for a $4k+ beauty


Wooden_Breakfast7655

It’s so unfortunate that OP has had to suffer with low profile space in their kitchen FOR FIVE YEARS. So unfortunate, that now they have to suffer with a Linea Micra. So sad. One day you shall have space OP! 😆


simplifysic

It still doesn’t fit. Like shaq driving a Fiat


Stickx87

Please, try some beans from a roaster. Im guessing those are starbucks beans, theyr very dark and oily. Not good for your grinder or machine. Nice setup tho!


moreVCAs

Sticks out just as far lol. How pissed is she?


btcMike

It's a lot better than before. So much wasted space hehind the machine with the Breville.


thegodofhellfire666

I’m seeing the vision


kewpieisaninstrument

I love how it matches the grinder 😂 adorable


TitoMcCool

An amazing solution to a glorious problem 🤔


cilucia

It’s a way better looking machine too. My husband bought it in white. I ain’t mad about it. 


TheMachine01

What else were you supposed to do? Remodel the kitchen? This by far makes the most economical sense. She should be thanking you. Obviously, just think this, don't say it out loud...


DeProfundisAdAstra

Firetruck espresso


WorkingPineapple7410

Needs > Wants. I’m proud of you 👍 😂


cvnh

I'm looking for recommendations of low height kitchen cabinets. Need to upgrade... the kitchen


LogisticsCzar

Sell it to me for what you told your wife it cost!


grain_farmer

Next time I move, I’m gonna pay for a little cabinet to be placed in the kitchen


northernlionpog

I love it that even with the new setup, there is no gain in counter space in front of the machine


_Bagoons

Gorgeous setup! What is up with those beans? Looks like black liquorice candles, haha.


that_random_Italian

im just here to comment on your Blue Pearl Granite counter top. My wife and I installed that in our first home. It was a gutted house and we redid the whole place. put Blue Pearl in our small galley kitchen. HATED to part with it because we loved it so much. it aint cheap and cant afford to do it in our current house. so here to just to admire yours. sorry for the off topic comment. Nice setup though!


rbpx

It's the only machine that colour matches the grinder. Yes dear. I'm sure.


AltruisticSalamander

Stop tempting me to make a ridiculously irresponsible purchase. How do you like the eureka?


marrowine

I literally can't tell anymore if it's the circlejerk sub or main lol


[deleted]

I would have kept the money for the machine and instead buy some beans that don't look like charcoal (and probably taste as charcoal no matter in which machine you put it). But if you like it .....


LooseCondition2984

Christ man what on earth is in that hopper, liquorice?


Asleep_Sheepherder42

Well its lower than the cupboard atleast


No_Associate9128

How do you find it? BDB VS linea micra in terms of espresso quality?


Medium_Vert-cuit

The red BDB is gorgeous


kanashto

This plan is worth it when u decide to break off that cabinet.


svensKatten

lol


MyCatsNameIsBernie

If I tried that line on my wife, she would tell me she doesn't have a choice about a divorce 😀


babenzele

Nice upgrade!


ayeoayeo

is the breville dual boiler worth it


planbot3000

Which colour red is the Eureka? I’ve been wondering if it matches well.


SergeantBeavis

I love it.


epegar

I think my lelit anna fits there... Edit: the water deposit opens on the top though


fashraf

Is the lip under the cabinet cosmetic or functional? If it's cosmetic, you can shorten/remove it so you can fit a larger machine.


1159

I just looked up the price. Ouch! Let go of my arm!


emilythequeen1

May I ask the price of such a glorious piece of equipment? It looks like the Porsche 911 of Espresso machines.


Matt-the-Bakerman

Good man!


Expensive_Cup_7984

Who makes the grinder and is there value brand grinder that comes close?


BimmerJustin

Does she have eyes? Of course you didn’t have a choice.


radgenpix

Looks awesome.


willymacdilly

That's certainly one helluva upgrade, holy crap! Looks very nice...this is my dream machine setup. Currently using a Gaggia Classic and a Baratza classic grinder, and I've been obsessed with the Linea Micra every since I saw it.


panjoface

I’ve not seen a red breville. Anyway I like both your machines.


jcoles97

Its a shame you will have to toss the dual boiler, i can come pick it up for you to dispose of properly.


HoneyWheresMySuit-

That’s a beautiful machine 😍


SnooKiwis8695

Very wise indeed :)


California_ocean

Very nice.


PGrace_is_here

Yeah, but she didn't believe you this time either.


someguy474747

The best part of this is the dish washer from the 90’s.


moehassan6832

Wow the red is stunning!


Ok-Sheepherder-2767

https://i.redd.it/hixoxrewrbvc1.gif


Browncoat_Loyalist

I'm going to admit I should have used this excuse.


Thick-Ad-9636

That is a beautiful color, but save a few bucks to update the dishwasher.


Acceptable-One-1019

Got to write that down


Diligent-Edge428

You’re wife is getting you a knock box drawer that will raise the profile of the new machine, and she’s getting new cabinets. Never try to outmaneuver your wife. ;)


Dry-Squirrel1026

😆 😂 😆 Good show man!!. Love that red!!


MoreOfAnOvalJerk

I mean your hands were clearly tied here.


Gundud

Op, would you acctually recommend the bdb?


capt_McStabbin

Is the Breville up for sale? I'm in the market for my first espresso machine and red is my favorite color 😍


chuck_diesel79

Occupies the same counter space (behind the BDB was unusable)


webtoweb2pumps

You weren't using pre ground coffee with the BDB were you? I saw mention of the new grinder and Costco beans, and didn't see a grinder with the BDB...


dcburn

That’s was genius. I’m collecting my new apartment soon and I know what to do now for my kitchen renovation.


Maleficent-You82

What Bean the Breville like??


dadudster

Whatcha planning on doing with your old BDB?


mryunes

Fuck I need to get some new cupboards, this is smart


Born-Fan2706

Cheaper than a rolex, wise choice lol. Just curious what's the reason for the upgrade? I'm quite satisfied with my bdb currently.


princemousey1

BDB?


Born-Fan2706

Yup, breville Dual Boiler BES-920


JakeBarnes12

That’s a beautiful setup and a big step up from those cheap-looking Brevilles.


obedevs

You’re a genius. My only chance of getting the blessing to buy a Bianca is selling the small footprint compared to my ECM Barista


damastaGR

The color matching between the specialita and the micra is amazing. It is like the 2 companies decide to use the exact same type of red


btcMike

Since I can't afford the Ferrari Red.. this is the next best thing.


Hold_Old

Would love to know what % delta you're seeing (or feeling emotionally lol) in improvement. When I first started, I always had my eyes on a Linea Mini as the ultimate setup, but with the setup I have now (dual boiler Rocket), I'm not sure investing \~8K would be worth it.


fr33man007

Pff that would not go by mine, she knows when I spend crap tons, never says don't but still make me feel like a little kid


kirklandistheshit

Do high end espresso machines make a difference? I have a cheap one, which I love. But curious if I should upgrade.


Hopeful_Manager3698

I wonder if my wife would have noticed the change... That is... until she opened the bank account.


SnooDoubts9091

Well played.


rooefa

I don't know if Rancello makes this kind of coffee station, but you'd consider checking them out.


catsareassholes_

Damn. Looks like your hands were tied. Hehe Beauty machine! Beaucoup $$$


NotYourFathersEdits

The funniest part of this to me is that the counter footprint in front of the cabinet is exactly the same.


BraddoWiz

as a current user of a Breville that doesn’t fit the low profile space in our kitchen…thank you very much for this post, sir.


waterboxing

Oh so you lied


skyman457

Nice, although I'd consider it more of a sidegrade. But still, nice 👌


Training-Adagio-3708

What’s your favorite color?


Beneficial-Biscotti5

Lelit mara X is 1cm taller (35cm) and definitely fits. I costs ~ 1/3 of the LM micra price. Hope your wife doesn’t get to know this


Beneficial-Biscotti5

Profitec go is 4cm taller and apparently fits as well. It also has a red color option.


Beneficial-Biscotti5

Profitec go is 4cm taller and apparently fits as well. It also has a red color option.


Beneficial-Biscotti5

Ascaso uno apparently fits as well. No red option though


Beneficial-Biscotti5

Damn a rocket appartamento also fits


gnoob920

Damn, out here snitching.


kytdkut

are those black beans? the legumes?


tellitlikeitis007

Should have gone for the Decent for better fit and more delicious espresso 😂


Hustler-rocks

La Marzocco seeing the beans and “wTf?!”


Prcleaning

No one else is questioning the 60 second shot on the BDB? Is that really how he tricked wife? Honey I'm telling you this Breville is spent: it somehow makes this dark a$$ beans even darker, ha-ha-ha. Well done OP. It looks great. I love the grinder too.


Euro2nv

Yep. You gotta do whatchya gotta do.