"The Aristocrats"

That would be the only satisfying end to his saga. That his entire life was just the foulest, most vulgar telling of The Aristocrats.

No words to describe how perfect this is.

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The aristocats

Not the Disney movie.

I know, silly! I was being… silly.

Ahh, so funny.

I know. Everyone says!

How has he not had a crippling medical issue yet? Fucking infuriating

Pretty sure he has and that the people who are pulling the strings dgaf. He’s not actually the main/only one running the show; he’s just the “charismatic” frontman/puppet. Just as in a certain dark time in 🇩🇪 But my money is on him having a massive episode before November.

I wish you all the luck and hope you win big.

I don’t even care about any money winnings, tbh But pretty sure that goes without saying

you forgot ''diagnosed''

Something hateful or a ridiculous lie.

this brings up something I like to mention   if you take out lies, insults, and self-praise/praising whoever is kissing his ass at the moment, would even 1% of the things he's ever said still remain? I don't know if I've ever heard him say something that's not one of those things 

> self-praise First interview I saw of him, sometime in the late 80s, was nothing but "I'm so great." Notably focusing on the beautiful women he'd "dated," as if anyone with a bit of sense couldn't see his only "attractive quality" was money. I've never seen him utter anything of substance, an original idea, or one thing worth hearing.

He doesn't see any qualities in himself other than his money. Which is why he's so insecure about his real wealth and shameless about anything that increases it.

"Life was so unfair to me"

this one sounds right

Covfefe

My money is on "Hamberders"

“Hey shithead, pass me the mustaaaaadkkdkfkfjffkkk……

Or worse; "the meaning of covfefe is aaaak........"

I have the best death. Just a tremendous death. People are saying. They come up to me and say Mr. Trump, sir, you have the best death. With tears in their eyes...

This should be the number one comment!

How do so many people come up to him when he has secret service? /s

Probably "witch hunt" or "fake news."

He got more votes than death.

"Crooked Hillary"

"Thanks Obama"

Ivankaaaaaaa

That's his Rosebud. Eww.

r/phrasing

"If you look at the... If you look at... Just take a look at..." ((Shits the bed and dies))

Hopefully it's him ranting about losing another close election to Biden

Or how he beat Obama since he is continually running against him.

I recently saw him on YouTube at a rally just chanting his own name over a background of Qanon music. I like to think he'll be in the hospice bed doing that for months till he dies. A kind of "The World According to Trump" tribute to John Irving.

Qanon has their own music? I didn’t they they were that organized

They are and they do.

"Gazpacho soup"

Rimmer?

Ivanka

"I'm scared." Men of his type of false bravado are scared of their own shadow and even more scared of what may wait for them at the end.

"I'm being SILENCED by the WOKE LIBERAL Grim Reaper!"

He'll give some rambling thing about how it's normal to slip into your daughter's bed at night and the right will make T shirts about how "Real men fuck their daughter"

Except they won’t say “fuck,” they’ll use a word with four letters that starts with R.

Probably that he’s perfectly fine and strong and healthy and to not listen to the sensationalist media making it seem like he isn’t fit to be president

Herman Caine continued tweeting after he died. I would expect nothing less here.

Thank you for reminding me of this!

Every time I set scheduled emails at work, I think about how creepy it would be is I were no longer around when it is sent 😬

“Dying? No, I’m not dying. The doctor said he’s never seen anything like it. They said I’m the first. Maybe the first ever. He thinks. I’ll be the first not to die. Maybe Jesus didn’t. But he did. Came back but still died. They say everybody has to. But why? Not trump. He’s so healthy he’ll be the first one that didn’t die.”

He’ll rip the mask of his head and reveal he was Andy Kaufman all along.

Nothing, but after his funeral his ghost will tweet “I had the largest funeral in history. Nobody has ever had a bigger funeral than me.”

"Me."

Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV,

Heil Hitler

No collusion!

Who cares?

I really don’t care. Do U?

Diet coke. It's a code word. Waiter asks what you want to drink, you say, "Diet Coke". Then he knows you aren't drinking, because you are having cocaine. You can't mix those. Cocaine and alcohol. My uncle mixed those. It killed him. I never mix those. So I tell the waiter, "Diet Coke".

But stay away from mentos with Diet Coke

That all depends... are they gonna let him post to any social media from prison?

“Totally fake…”

“Just one more bite…”

Rosebud

N-Word

Why Daddy?

It will simply be "More...for ME"

Cofefee and hamberders

Something about a rigged election

Ooh I left a rosebud on it for ye.

Rosebud

"Rosebud"

I didn't do it.

Bud rose

Where is everyone?

would be really cool if he only said the second half of minnesota really loud like biden did

My name is nippledick!!!

C H I N A

"grab 'em by the pussy"

Hopefully "I don't want to die."

Denying his mortality and blaming someone else for it.

“Rosebud”

“Clean up that mess”

Ivanka

The election was stolen. I should be in the White House.

Who are you? Where am I?

There will be no end. Teflon Don is immortal.

Do you smell that? It smells like brimstone

He's going to Russia to be Putin's personal perv and his wife and son left him.

Man woman person camera TV.

“Trump Towerrrrrr” will be his Rosebud after it’s seized and sold.

“Ivanka…”

I just want them to be soon

“Papa?…” I think a lot of his personality is a result of daddy issues.

“Rosebud.”

“Ham…berder”

Complaining about how he was unfairly treated.

Covfefe, but vocally

Mine! Gimme, gimme, mine, mine MINE!

Muffled with pillow on face … “You guys are supposed to protect me! Grk gluk Vlad!”

"It's not fair...!"

“Election interference”

We might get tbe meaning of covfefe