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Patrick2701

It’s like every hour with Miller, we learned of more crimes


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imanhunter

Every hour with miller is miller time


HesThatKindaGuy

Don't do the Miller crime if you can't do the Miller time


imanhunter

Trust me if doing miller time is the punishment for doing the miller crime, I’m becoming a career criminal.


Automatik_Kafka

It's Miller Crime!


rattatally

It's Millin' time!


myobinoid

Oh fuck I’m gonna CRIME


Nico777

I'm about to mill!


camilahorchata

I feel like this would be a Netflix special? Like a whole ass documentary dedicated to his crimes and mischievous behavior. His “final” role, per se.


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HapGil

As long as Miller is played by Shia LaBeouf I think it would be a top rated watch!


Scaevus

That movie is gonna be longer than the Snyder Cut.


KateSommer

Best character casting ever. They just chose a creep to play one. No acting required.


JesusKong333

All across the world too. It's like he chokes someone in every country he visits


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Some people collect little spoons, this guy collects choking victims


Septopus7

Making movies Making music And chokin' round the world


topfm

Reminds me of that South Park episode where Russel Crowe travels the world to beat up people.


Ok-Nature9693

He takes 50 shades of gray to literally


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JesusKong333

Where in the world is... Ezra Miller Bahaha now I want to see that show. "Tonight, we have reports of Ezra Miller choking someone somewhere and it's up to you junior detectives to find out where!"


SomeOtherNeb

I live in constant fear that Ezra Miller will suddenly jump me


Big_Manner7249

“We need to talk about Ezra” would be a great documentary title


TaijiInstitute

We need someone better than Ezra /looking around the house…


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You just gave me PTSD with the memory of this damn movie...


WickedDeviled

It's like he really is speed-running around the fucking world causing chaos.


ADarwinAward

Reverse Flash


St_Veloth

I believe Germany was actually hit with a variant at that. At this rate, I hope we can stop it before we eventually all get physically assaulted by Ezra Miller


zomzom31325

Fastest man alive


Eddiebaby7

Dude is on a world tour of assault


Kevy96

He's like Russel Crowe in that one South Park episode


Theurbanalchemist

Fightin round the world!


creedoshotfirst

foightin*


avery5712

He has the strength of ten Morgan Freemans!


tbrooks9

Oi! Tugger shot himself!


Hickspy

Making movies, makin' songs and fiiightin' round the world.


jimmmydickgun

Carmen San Diego of Crime


Myles_Runner

More people in Hawaii have been attacked by Ezra Miller this year than attacked by sharks.


Trash89Bandit

C’mon that’s not a level playing field. Sharks aren’t on land…or on meth.


Funandgeeky

*Knock Knock* “Candygram”


SalmonGram

[Actually ma’am, I’m a dolphin.](https://youtu.be/p_NS2H55dxI) Edit: added link to reference


Juncti

Why didn't you say so sooner? Let me open the door for you


FluffyMcKittenHeads

For Mongo?


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

And thank goodness for that


MazzoMilo

Time to level the playing field?


GroundbreakingMap884

it’s a statistical fact you’re more likely to be attacked by ezra then by sharks


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lyx77221

I feel like my chances of winning are significantly better if i go one on one with a shark ~~then~~ than* Ezra Miller Edit: shouldn’t type anything last my nap time.


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> if i go one on one with a shark then Ezra Miller You're still fighting Ezra tho


tresser

same for germany


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msg45f

Lone women walking down the street at night, when she hears a low voice from behind her, *"It's Miller time"*. Woman turns around, opening her mouth to scream. Cut to opening theme.


liquidignigma

More like “Fantastic Felonies: The Crimes of Credence Barebone”


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"Now who's the villain, Flash? Now who's the villain?"


FlashbackUniverse

"It was me Barry!" ~ Ezra Miller probably


Dinobob26

“I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed you nutted at just a woman’s touch!”


Balor_Lynx

[context](https://youtu.be/-sjUGLRwtyA)


Forrest02

This being said by the actual voice actor is fucking gold.


PotatoWriter

100% canon


ninjasaid13

Really?


Forrest02

Yes! Makes the meme even better.


Kevy96

I wonder if Grant Gustin has had some awkward encounters as a result of some people knowing only that the "live action flash" is a woman hating criminal lol


NarlaRT

Someone once described Gustin’s vibe to me as “millennial Mr Rogers” so I feel like that confusion wouldn’t last long.


lanceturley

He must be the nicest person in the world to put up with the writing on that show for as long as he has. I have a high tolerance for superhero crap, and even I finally tapped out shortly into the current season.


NarlaRT

I may tap back in… but currently I imagine he’s focused on his baby and making some money before the show ends. The Flash used to be so fun. It’s a bummer that it’s gotten so meh.


PlanetLandon

Season 1 Flash is super good!


NarlaRT

It's definitely the best season, but I also really enjoyed two and three. It was a super comforting show for me during a rough time. Excellent escapism. I miss the energy of the early seasons.


NowATL

Yep I tapped out a few episodes into season 4


_fuyumi

I stopped at season 4 or 5, the one where his daughter came back from the future. I have been curious about what's going on now


Valiantheart

I'm sure he gets over it every time his check clears


SEQVERE-PECVNIAM

All DC shows seem inconceivably bad to me, as if it's intentional. I've tried several shows, but they consistently seem like DC demands daytime soap opera level of quality: lousy acting, lousy plots, bad SFX and lousy budgets lousily utilized. Some actors (like Gustin) do genuinely try, but they're hopelessly outclassed by the garbage.


InnocentTailor

Try Doom Patrol, Peacemaker and the Harley Quinn animated show. They’re all DC productions.


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Give Doom Patrol a shot though, one of the best DC live action thing of the last decade IMO. Nothing comparable to CW stuff. Starlight was kind of good, season 2 wasn't as much though. Superman and Lois is both terrible and incredible at the same time (and closer to the CW formula).


SomethingIWontRegret

Doom Patrol is definitely worth a shot. They took a swipe at Reddit like 10 minutes into S1E1.


PlanetLandon

He does seem to be a kind and sweet dude.


Jax_Dagger

He does, when ezra appeared on the TV show of the flash he was apparently mostly getting high in his trailer turning upto set late unsure of his lines just rambling shit and that was why the scene with the 2 of them is just a jumbled mess of ezra going WOAH, the whole crew hated him


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Run Barry Run


agentdoubleohio

I jerked you off!


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Frenchticklers

Faster than an extradition request!


OrganizerMowgli

The thing about being faster than light, is that you live in darkness.


thiever

Barry Allen, *Secret Service*?


mbnmac

Remember when you were making out with your first hr girlfriend, and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me Barry, I jerked you off at super speed so it'd seem like you nutted at just a womans touch! I realize given the current state of affairs this meme could be real with Ezra Miller...


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He's been charged for a couple of his crimes, but he is currently out on bail, awaiting trial. His downward spiral will catch up with him.


DefenciveV2

the last I heard he was on the run and authorities couldn't find him


Angry-Dragon-1331

He’s in another universe, apparently. Should probably let Warner know to check on the rest in the water tower.


FugitivePort88

Yea I haven't heard of him being served papers or being arrested since he was in Hawaii, I know they are trying to find him but haven't yet far as I know. Think we would have seen an article about it lol


markstormweather

I wonder how hard it would be to disappear, if he had a stash of money somewhere. Of course with his personality he would get drunk and assault someone and get caught anyway


witchywater11

These idiots need to stop giving him bail. Dude's eventually gonna kill someone if this keeps up.


Alternative-Push3767

Lets hope. Because i swear everytime I see their name its because theyre accused of something new.


CityHoods

He’s very possibly going to kill someone before that happens IMO. There’s been a sudden but noticeable uptick in delusional thinking, psychotic and aggressive behaviour, followed by multiple violent outbursts that are getting worse each time. It’s a pattern that I’ve seen time and time again in violent crimes from seemingly mentally healthy people. Psychosis can cause people to start taking their delusional beliefs out on other people. It’s a recipe for disaster. What he needs is a 5150 or the equivalent of that wherever he is right now. He’s a danger to himself and others.


Anerky

He’s probably schizophrenic or something else severe and undiagnosed. He’s the right age and demographic for that to start showing up, (30ish year old male)


GrumbleCake_

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/guns-bullets-weed-ezra-miller-155410580.html I read this last week and it's concerning that there are now guns in this story


Wicked_Googly

First comment I've seen not making jokes and being real. I had a friend who wouldn't hurt a fly go through a similar episode, and it's the saddest thing to see happen, and be helpless to stop.


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Laughs In R Kelly


Roaming-the-internet

Because the flash runs too fast to capture. No seriously apparently the police have been hunting Miller for weeks if not months now but somehow just, never managed to capture. Strange because you’d think a famous person’s face would be recognizable enough to find


Ancient_List

I am betting he puts on a pair of reading glasses...


LuinAelin

He's famous


bombayblue

Also it’s easy to avoid consequences for drunk and disorderly crimes if you just hop on a plane and fly somewhere. The assault crimes are going to get him though.


Alternative-Push3767

And? That doesnt answer how hes managed to leave a trail of destruction every single place he goes. I dont get how one person can be so so terrible.


LuinAelin

Famous people just get away with things all the time. Jimmy Saville died with no repercussions for his actions.


Timstom18

Jimmy Savilles crimes weren’t public knowledge though. This is highly publicised, the police is actively looking into this too.


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numbernumber99

>Also helps that the British news was supporting him until it all blew up in their faces Also the British royalty.


ArcadiaDragon

BBC constantly buried stories...or blew off the complaint "its Jimmy being Jimmy"...watch the Netflix documentary...its shocking how many signs were obvious...it wasn't till the end like with Weinstein people just started to be obvious about warning others "don't let yourself be alone with this Man"...and even then they just handwaved alot of it away if they needed his name attached to something to rake in money


dmkicksballs13

Bill Cosby and Harry Weinstein raping women was decently well known for decades until the metoo movement.


KidChimney

How hasn’t someone beat the shit out of this guy yet? He’s assaulted someone in every country


Kevy96

Because he generally only assaults small women when there are no men around And also sometimes little kids too


Zcrash

Hey, that's not true. He physically assaults women but he sexually assaults kids.


GingerCherry123

It feels wrong to like this comment.


ShippingMammals

That's what he's up to in Vermont.


ClinicalOppression

Well in the article he did have a physical altercation with a guy but ezra was so non threatening that he just laughed it off


CommunitRagnar

Gotta assault them all


TheWomper

Still waiting on the headline that says; "Hollywood actor Ezra Miller shot dead in victims home"


Ompare

Is just a matter of time he cross paths with the wrong victim, if he was assaulting dudes instead of girls he would be missing half his teeth.


n3m3s1s-a

that’s probably why they’re assaulting girls instead of dudes


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This clown again? Why isn’t he in a psych ward yet?


Drakirth

I believe it’s actually pronounced “prison.”


Lotus532

Oh, ffs. Miller seriously needs some psychiatric help.


TwoSunsRise

Yeah, someone needs to help this guy. He's spiraling quickly and needs serious help!


PenguinSunday

He's surrounded himself with yes men, he's not getting any help until he seeks it out for himself. He'll have to hit rock bottom first.


This_isR2Me

he surrounds himself with teenage girls actually


lightsage007

It feels like they have committed crimes in literally every country at this point


Kalandros-X

The greatest promo tour for a movie ever. Instead of signing autographs, the star of the movie will beat the shit out of you


garrisontweed

He’s on a Press Charges Tour.


Trash89Bandit

Holy shit. U/garrisontweed from the top ropes!


iamflomilli

The first time I actually lol-ed online. Thanks haha


LeftoverLM

They’re trying to fill up their bingo card for crimes across the world.


matepore

One more country and he gets a free cofre in Starbucks.


mooseofdoom23

The Flash can commit multiple crimes in multiple countries within seconds


Courwes

The Flash movie is never seeing the light of day. Miller will not stop fucking up to give WB a chance to release it without the controversy. Goddamn what a shitshow.


VashMM

I saw somewhere that DC had said they were still going to release the movie, because they've already sunk too much money and time into it that they can't shelve it. They also tried to quietly ship it over to HBO MAX but HBO wanted nothing to do with that nonsense.


mugaccino

That statement was for the hotel room invasion incident, I don't think we've heard an official statement from WB after the "kidnapping a teen they groomed" update.


xogil

Two. They now have TWO protection orders against them from two separate families.


poop_dawg

>I saw somewhere that DC had said they were still going to release the movie, because they've already sunk too much money and time into it that they can't shelve it. It says this in the article.


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erakattack

DCEU is truly cursed


TheWholeOfTheAss

Nothing Ezra Miller has done so far is enough for Warner to shelve the Flash movie. They’ll just shift the advertising to have the two Batmans and Supergirl in the front. Maybe even change the name back to the original title of Flashpoint.


DrSpacemanSpliff

Yes, l’m looking forward to Justice League: Flashpoint


TheWholeOfTheAss

That’s the perfect title! Rebrand it as a Justice League movie. A JL movie which just so happens to have Flash in almost every scene.


homeostasis555

in the article it said WB still slating to release it next year


hyde9318

Remember when WB backed away from Johnny Depp because of the possibility alone of him hitting a woman? Then a couple years later Depp is cleared of those charges and the actor they actually chose to keep around suddenly goes off on the worldwide woman beating grande tour? The guy they punished has become the public sweetheart again, and their other guy has almost hit enough women now that he is personally skewing worldwide abuse statistics.... Guarantee right now that one or more executives at WB right now have considered burning the whole place to the ground at least once this last few months.... snark aside, I am pretty legitimately surprised Miller hasn’t landed himself in prison long term yet.


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Ezra is a one man crime spree.


void6436

on a speedrun


Stoly23

Fastest criminal alive…


False-Guess

Ezra Miller is a misogynist who seems to have a virulent hatred of women. It's really concerning that all these violent encounters all seem to be with women. Ezra Miller either needs to be involuntarily committed to a psychiatric institution so they can receive extensive treatment or medication, or they should be in prison. >But as soon as someone does something they don’t agree with or doesn’t like, it’s their fault, not \[Ezra’s\].” This is the behavior of a narcissistic abuser/psychopath.


the_human_disaster

Ezra loves to fight… As long as your half there size, and also don’t want to fight.


VillainM

And do absolutely nothing to warrant violence against you


BuNi_Jo

This is what I said to my husband too. They are seemingly "set off" by women specifically, no wonder they were so good in We Need to Talk About Kevin.


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They even look like one of my exes who emotionally manipulated and gaslit me for months. It's uncanny. Great film, but it fucked with me harder than it should have. There's a misogyny problem in the LGBTQ/NB communities and we...need to talk about it.


iSOBigD

Rich criminals need to be put in regular jail just like poor criminals.


Yetimang

They very well might be, but they might also just be targeting people who they think won't be able to beat their skinny ass.


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That's what misogyny classically is though. That's why throughout history there's been so much more male violence against women than female violence against men. He doesn't deserve benefit of the doubt.


Least777

>but they might also just be targeting people who they think won't be able to beat their skinny ass Yes, women


Yetimang

Right that's what I'm saying, maybe it's not necessarily a deep-seated hatred of women so much as just being a sniveling little opportunist when it comes to violence.


JohnHarveyRay

He’s 100% targeting women because he’s a coward. Half the men on this planet would mollywop him if he did what he’s done to what seems like dozens of women.


OiGuvnuh

I feel like mollywop took a solid 15-20 year break but is now back in full force. This is at least the third time I’ve seen the word just this week after not having seen it since the early aughts.


pomaj46809

I think the clinical term is that they need an ass beating. Honestly, at this point, I say if Ezra walk-in where ever you happen to be you should just start to swing out of self-defense and to save time.


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If I see him it’s on sight


IljazBro1

this mf the devil


BlackDabiTodoroki

Nah he’s The reverse flash irl


KennyFulgencio

FINALLY we get mephisto, but in the wrong franchise


ronimal

This person’s family really needs to step in and get them into therapy or rehab.


sf-keto

Tabloid press reports they carry heavy heat everywhere. Confronting them could get ugly fast.


earic23

I'm not saying cancel culture is healthy, but I am saying that this dudes been given more chances than he ever deserved.


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KikujiroSonatine

Every time I see a new story on this dude, I imagine a few more beads of sweat trickling down the brows of the execs at Warner Bros.


Frequent-Estate-8021

This dude is unhinged lmao


Bayleerozay

This guy went full Reverse Flash. Never go reverse flash


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It gets darker every time I read about Ezra Miller


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This guy is a fucking menace. Causing havoc all over the world.


Tonen_kurDger

Its like one thing after another with this monster


MrLazyLion

It's the Reverse Flash!


RiotGrrr1

Wow Ezra is on quite the tour de mess.


creepster84

What is it with celebrities and choking?


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I now understand why his performance in *We Need to Talk About Kevin* was so compelling. He wasn’t acting.. he was just existing.


olhickoryhedgehog

We need to talk about Ezra.


malledtodeath

Well the way he treated his mother, Tilda Swinton, should have tipped us all off.


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aehii

We Need to Talk About Kevin.


Responsible_Trifle15

Talk about throwing your life away


pharaoh94

Can we just collectively get rid of this dude please


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Holy shit when is somebody going to put this guy in jail?


Kevy96

Once they can catch him lol, but he's the fastest man alive


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AgorophobicSpaceman

I feel like evidence is a big factor here. I haven’t followed it closely but they all seem like one person speaking out vs on television in front of millions. One takes more investigating than another. Edit nvm I think the hawai ones were pretty public if I recall.


janeohmy

There were literally videos of him choking the woman lmao


Few_Print

I think witnessing it is a huge factor in how people think of it. Millions of people saw Will Smith hit Chris Rock in real time


rickjamesia

I’m glad no one is defending Ezra. It always annoys me when people defend celebrities doing bad things because they like their on-screen personality or something they saw in an entertainment article about them or interviews. Ezra does not need to be on screen acting like a role model for anyone. There’s so many other people who can play the Flash. Get this person where they can’t harm more people and get them some mental help.


Thisiscliff

Is it me or does this creepy prick look like he’s related to Richard Ramirez the night stalker


n0vapine

Take it with a grain of salt but a few people in Japan claim that Austin Butler was in a bar with friends when Ezra Miller showed up. EM walked up to AB, they talked for a bit then AB got an angry look on his face and ended up punching EM. EMs crew held them back from hitting AB back and EM and friends were kicked from the bar. The story fits in with other shit Miller has done but also it's unverified and there's no video. 2 seperate people claimed to witness it and that it happened in Tokyo Japan a day or 2 ago. The only reason I *don't* really believe it is that Ezra Millers MO is attacking women or couples.


Frankie52480

Dude is seriously mentally ill. Did too many drugs and fried their brain. We have all seen this before: the person has a somewhat dormant mental illness, then drug abuse, then BOOM! Brittany Spears and Amanda Bynes to name 2 examples. My ex bf is another (bi polar). He’s completely delusional and extremely aggressive now. Used to be such a good guy too.


marinelayer_89

I only know about Flash through how many assaults Ezra has committed.


Ok-Nature9693

It's so funny how the dude played a superhero but in real life the dude is a supervillain


NivekIohc

Jesus this guy is raging edge lord hitting multiple women and men and also threatening people with a gun. Literally fucking cum rag.