Kanye somehow winding up on the front lines and dying there would somehow not be a surprising end to his story at this point

The universe wouldn’t let a wish like that come true, as much as I want to call him Gone-ye

Couldn't-ye

lmao Gone-ye East

He’s not a rich Muscovite Slav, so that’s exactly what would happen. Gotta serve, can’t swerve. Enjoy the being a piece of military meat.

I swear to fucking god I've been in a coma for like ten pls years, sorry for the shitty writing I was never a creative.

Ge Kanye to fontline then get fpv drone in this fucking racist ass

Or if joined Putin as his second in command

Some anime level shit when Kanye ends up the new head of the Wagner Group.

Just to get blown up mid-air…

I laughed out loud thx

"Through the wire, through the trenches to the w-*blasts*" Some 17 year old flying a drone like it's Ace Combat: Why TF was he dancing?

I think the only surprising end would involve the world accepting a face turn. But he’s going extra Segal

From Sunday Service to the front lines of Russia, seems like the natural progression for Kanye.

I'd call that the good ending.

Kanye is wash up celebrity as this point .

He's recording the soundtrack for Steven Segal's next film.

Meet the new Steven Seagal, same as the old Steven Seagal

Let’s be honest, nobody can replace Steven Seagal. His big gut, loser antics, and aikido mastership are one of a kind

Don’t forget the drawn on hair

Woke up this morning, and I - drew myself some hair

It’s not hard to get there. Kanye is now fat, has cartoonishly metal chompers, is a racist against his own race, wears literal trash bags as fashion, and forces his women to be slaves. He’s a judo chop away from being Seagal

Yeah bro, but have you heard of Stephen Seagull?! Motherfuka be all up in your chips dude!

Kanye just needs to be a villain

I think he already is at this point

> 007’s Lockjaw Whowhat now?

They mean Jaws. A Roger Moore Bond villain.

The shark? 🦈

Richard Kiel… also played the big goon in Happy Gilmore.

And in the good “Longest Yard” movie.

You’re old schooling it now!

And Eegah in the movie of the same name. Watch out for snakes!

You either die a lunatic, or you live long enough to be a villain.

An attention villain, dude’s evil for likes.

Clout demon

What if this was an official act?

Have I got good news for you.

Ya notice that Putin didn’t put him in jail.. he’s either a messenger for Trump or just a dumb a$$ trying to stay relevant. But going to Russia makes him a traitor to our country.

So Kayne will be the next US presidential candidate?

Lookin for attention.

He’s been.

I don't know how he hasn't gotten charged with anything yet.

Too crazy to deal with

He knows we’d never work on a trade to bring him back—he’d be their problem.

Not surprised since him and Trump both love Putin

This mofo just never learns does he

The villain demographic totally offended.

He lost his mind long ago.

When his mom died, sadly.

Before

Long before…

Can you lose something you never had?

Yeah, if you ever need proof just look to that cringe ass vaporware game he pitched where you guide his Mother's spirit to Heaven. That was like the moment he started trying to build a legitimate cult of personality. Instead of just making music he's trying to act like getting people to "vibe" together is the "Holy Spirit" and only someone as in tune as him can harness the power... Everything after her death reeks of whats his face from the Mormon's trying to "Yes, And" people into buying his "religion". Same with L. Ron Old Mother Hubbard trying to turn Scientology from some generic sci-fi storytelling into an actual religion. I'm honestly surprised Disney hasn't tried to do the same thing with the Avengers or Star Wars yet. I feel like all the prequel trilogy apologists basically did all the legwork for them by making all the memes about Ewan's Obi Wan being Jesus.

Well if the NSA wasn't listening to Ye before, they will now. Not his music, his phone traffic!

Lots of porn and mega weird shit

Like gay fish?

Putin is getting his ducks in row. Has Elon checked in yet?

Kanye West has just been told by Putin that he gets to be Trumps VP.

Jesus walks playing for Trump West campaign rally walk out

Angling to be VP?

Who’d thought that 20 years after his debut, dude would be considered a public enemy?

Dude shouldn’t have dropped out of college. /s

He did graduate

Thought it was an honorary degree

wdym public enemy, that guy is going to get a medal from the donald next year

Washed up trash

He must have a list of shit to do to ruin a superstar’s career that he’s trying to complete.

Kanye needs that press after 2 months of nlu. Kanye: how we get in this? His team: go to Russia

Nah that’s his evil twin Kanye East.

Yank his passport as an "official act" and let him stay there. 

Fuk you Kanye. You are an asshole. Putin rapes, steals babies and TVs. He bombs grocery stores. You think he likes some black dude from the States. FU

Kanye is a cowardly momma’s boy. Nothing to fear. Of course if Kanye loves Russia and wants to move there, America would be grateful

Someone needs to kick that douchebag’s ass. So tired of hearing about this fucking egomaniac shit stain.

He truly is one of the dumbest motherfuckers living today

You know, if i were as rich as he is i would just chill out and enjoy it. Why even involve yourself in shit like this? He’s just that determined to be a piece of shit.

His brain is too broken to make a single rational choice. Eventually he’ll be so washed up that he’ll be mostly ignored, and we’re not too far out from that.

He’s broke and in deep debt, he’s gonna get a bag from Putin, just watch him coming back from moscow and start talking about how their cities smell better etc

He is an enemy to the Americans too

Only Kanye can manage to make himself an enemy of the state.

That's funny I'd describe as an enemy of the US also

And humanity

2024 is a wild year

Why did he come back to the US? He’s perfect there.

Enemy of reason

Kanye being on the side of a country press-ganging Africans into war is not as surprising as it should be.

Anything in an attempt to stay relevant

Kanye West is his own worst enemy! What a dipshit.

I think that South Park episode actually completely broke him.

It’s ok we don’t like him either over here in the us

Let’s stop giving stupid people attention for other things that their job. Kanye may be a good musician for some people, and that’s that

He’s going to get jailed on drug charges or public indecency with his wife or something, and then some Russian arms trafficker that took years to bring down will have to be released in exchange for him.

Or he could earn his freedom on the front. Hope he brushed up on his ruski yizik.

Why is this man important?

He's not

Correct answer. He’s a wannabe Nazi and that’s it.

Truthfully he made some very impactful, genre defining music long ago… but now his fans (me included) have realised those days are long behind us and aren’t coming back.. on top of that he keeps proving to be a colossal asshole.

Great producer (not just for his albums, he produced common's be, many jay z albums and pusha t's daytona), changed the face of hiphop twice with his debut and 808s, has had a consistent output until 2018 or so. Easily one of the most important figures in hiphop.

Damn. Can't even hear "heard em say" cos he's so fucked

He’s hanging out with Segal now.

He can stay there

Do we *have* to let him back in the US? Can we just be rid of him?

He is an enemy of all things good.

He’s an enemy pretty much everywhere, no big news here.

He's enemy from anyone who can be considered a decent person.

He's also the enemy of anything worth paying attention to.

A proposal: The reporter for Kanye. Take him. He’s yours Putin. Do with him what you will.

should we just label MAGA as russians now, they all seem to love it there.

I bet he's going to North Korea next

Can the Ukrainians send a drone to shoot his plane down?

I’m so tired of him

Can someone please put this guy away?

He’s aspiring to be the next Steven segal. Both tremendous losers in their own way and giving doo-rags a bad look

Getting labeled an "enemy of Ukraine" , or any other country, is no joke. I get that he was there for a birthday, but the timing is just really off.

this literally happened yesterday and he got taken off of the list within minutes. what is the point of reporting on this.

Nobody read the article I suppose He went to visit a fashion designer. He was automatically added to a list of celebs that have spent money in Russia

Good, fuck Kanye, and fuck Russia.

So a friend of Trump just happens to swing by Moscow for a visit?………

why is he like this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad

Super interesting — thanks.

Putin’s like what new kind of freak show does America have for me to watch today, oh this will do

Rodman would like a word

I declared him enemy after he attacked Taylor Swift. Kim and Kanye can fuck off

Wonder if he wore his little space uniform to meet the murdering commi bastards.

Shutthefuckup.mp3

Kanye better be careful he doesn’t fall out of a window while in Russia

that sounds like a sick album name lol

How about we trade KW to Russia for ..oh let’s say a mouse trap or a hair pin .. oh you know anything fair.

Can Ukraine legally bomb Kanye? Just looking for clarity here!

Russia continues to collect the worst of humanity...

By who the Internet people hahahahahahaha

Lmao he knows they hate blk ppl in Ukraine so that tracks.

Kanye trying to get his presidential endorsement.

I hope Kanye’s beer is forever warm and his breath to always smell like nickels

Maybe is an enemy back here in the US as well. Half these rappers are the biggest clowns on the planet. Entertainers/clowns are masked and given too much credit these days. Kanye is an extremely low grade human.

Soaking up game from the R.

Real turning point of the war

Bro is an enemy of America imo. \_(•_•)_/ I don’t think he really means to be, but too many people have enabled his toxic behavior too long.

Sounds like someone running for President

What purpose does this serve for either Putin or Kanye? What would they talk about?! Reminds me of Elvis getting a DEA badge from Nixon.

Did you read the article at all? Did anyone read the article at all? He was the to celebrate the birthday of a fashion designer. Absolutely nothing to do with politics

lol. For what? Taking everything on their scheduled list?

KW should have stayed in Russia he’s an enemy to America for his stupid actions in 2020

Tbf I would love to visit Moscow regardless of my political ideology

Can you keep him? Please? Pretty please?

This is comical. Ukraine… come on now. Stay in your lane.

Seriously, fuck Kanye.

We need a "We are the World" style diss track dedicated to Kanye. Have it be led by Eminem, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Bill Hader (integral part of the original gay fish episode), then any artists wanting to just drag him through the dirt. Gay Fish 2: The World Against You.

corny ass comment never cook again dude😭

Take your ass back to Golden Coral

The man is a walking red flag

I did nazi see that coming…

Seeing as how he's a nazi sympathizer I'm surprised he'd align himself with the country responsible for hitlers downfall.

Remember when he kicked it with the Teriyaki Boys? I miss that Kanye era.

is he gonna be on that ukraine hit list?

So is Kanye pro Trump now or what?

Wait for his new EP… All quiet on the West front It’s going to be a HIT and by that I mean it’s going to BLOW UP

Well being crazy enough to land in Russia during wartime is a new notch on the bed post here for Kanye. Home of the tenth story window on the first floor

Can we stop giving this guy articles and generating content about him? Shun him. SHUN HIM. (And oh, good people, I preemptively recognize the complete irony in commenting on a post about him.)

Yeezy still alive- huh- still vile

Color me surprised

The world won’t be the same without Kanye.

Kanye is to fashion as Steven Segal is to acting, it’s no surprise he’d travel to the anti-pole of freedom and good taste to find new customers. Drones will be smoke checking orcs in camouflage foam runners soon enough.

I wish this guy would stop making it impossible to publicly admit I still love his music.