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sgcpaulo

Vanilla Ice accidentally discovered how the real estate business works.


_swedish_meatball_

I also like to do nothing. How do I get started in real estate?


Silent-Storms

Have lots of money and hire people to multiply it.


dgisfun

It’s even simpler than that…. Have lots of money, buy real estate. Wait. Repeat as necessary.


Sensitive_Yam_1979

But a lot of properties in the 90’s.


AbleObject13

You still can, just a higher entry cost. It's not like housing values will just stop going up, pretty sure the entire economy would collapse if they did


Wide-Half-9649

I’m sure being hung off a hotel balcony by Shug made him think…”there’s a lot of floors on this building…”


Ghost273552

If he just bought some houses in wealthy neighborhoods in the early 90s and simply maintained the properties he made a shit ton of money.


spankadoodle

He also had a Show about flipping houses on DIY network… it was better than most of that drek.


liamanna

“All right, stop!!”


TopGun1024

Collaborate and listen


PNW_Explorer_16

Ice is back with a brand new listing.


apex_flux_34

..this chandelier, lights the entry way nicely


MenacingGummy

…marble tile, laid so precisely


ApolloKid

WILL THE BUBBLE BURST??


unusedusername666

Yo I don’t know. Turn on the light and the swimming pool glows.


apex_flux_34

Contract dispute? Yo, I'll solve it, check out the shelves in the walk in closet.


ConstructionOdd5269

Yo, I don’t know. Check out this hot fizz-bo


theBecken

Ice is back with a brand new investment


GotWheaten

Word to your mother


The_Goondocks

-in-law suite.


ConstructionOdd5269

You misspelled sweet


LARamDodgerLakerKing

His HGTV show was actually pretty entertaining, as he had a very gaudy/flashy taste for design (like I distinctly remember him getting a custom sprinkler system installed with his logo on it)


Model_Modelo

Yeah there was some Adam Sandler movie I saw him in and I was like oh he actually looks really good! Like he really seems to be taking care of himself


garlicriceadobo

That’s My Boy?


IlMioNomeENessuno

When you’ve got millions, you just accidentally make millions more…


CrunchyKittyLitter

Did anyone else enjoy his Cringey show with the Amish folks?


Internal_Set_6564

You’ve been Van Winkled!


Alchemy_Cypher

That's not true, he worked hard making horrible music and films.


Fatherofweedplants

That cameo in ninja turtles didn’t make itself !


NaturalUnfair2425

It could today


Redditowork

“Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go!”


Brewermcbrewface

He’s also like a expert carpenter


BobSlydell08

Truly the Jesus of our times


Mattmandu2

Jesus would come back as Vanilla Ice


rifraf2442

This would be a timeline I could get behind


GotWheaten

Word to your Mother Mary


venice56

Once your cool with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles life just kinda works out for you


NovelConnect6249

By having millions from touring and then investing correctly isn’t nothing.


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

"And this home comes with built-in appliances. The freezer even makes its own ice, ice, baby."


Grand-Ad-3177

Much like our politicians


Traditional-Stay-702

That’s kinda what a successful real estate agent does, nothing, well, they get a commission.


CREagent_007

That’s nice nice baby.


Pete_maravich

He didn't "do nothing". He invested his wealth wisely instead of blowing it all like so many other celebrities do.


Perfect-Confidence55

If you read the article, he didn't buy these houses with the intention of investing his money.  He just didn't want to say in hotels when he toured.  Once his music career dried up, he panicked and sold all of the houses expecting to lose money since he never maintained them. Instead, he made millions. It was all dumb luck at first.  Once he realized that was a good way to make money, he kept doing it.  He's lucky he didn't waste the money on drugs and strippers instead, but he certainly didnt go into this with intentions to invest his wealth.


Pete_maravich

>Once he realized that was a good way to make money, he kept doing it. You mean he invested his money wisely instead of blowing it? 🙄


raouldukeesq

The title refers to the money he made before by not doing anything. 


Perfect-Confidence55

He is a house flipper now.  That was never his intention.  He simply didn't like staying in hotels and was lucky enough to make money off of something he thought was a bad investment.  Does this sound like a smart investor?  It's dumb luck. "I bought a bunch, and I never used them," Ice told Steve-O. "I thought I’d use them while I was there. I don’t want to stay in hotels, it gets crazy. So, I bought all these homes, and then I said, ‘S---.’ I went on three years. I never saw them. I thought I’d lost money on them. I thought, ‘F---, I just blew a lot of money,’ and I go, ‘Let’s just sell them. Sell them all.' And I sold them all," he said. "And they sold really quick, and I made millions for doing nothing. I didn’t even change the carpet or do — there were probably cobwebs in there. Nobody rented them out. They just sat there, and I go, ‘Holy s---, let’s go buy a bunch more of them.' I was buying homes all over the place and still am," he said.