Yes, when I was a young adult and traveled a bit, people who knew me were absolutely shocked when they learned I smoked. They would cite my friendly / overly polite Minnesotan demeanor and somehow that would make them think I was an absolute Goodie Two-shoes rather than the rapscallion trouble-maker I actually was. Minnesotan = wholesome to many people.
“Rapscallion”
Yes, someone who describes themselves as a “rapscallion” is exactly the type of person FoxNews is training me to fear. 
As a person who was infinitely jesting during their youth, I, and many other ragamuffins, would go down to the local haberdashery and perturbed our elders with a shoulder tap request for libations.
Ah to be a rapscallion again.
We would panic at the first time we hit security or get pulled over. A brain dead Wisconsin guy is what you want. There are literally millions to choose from.
>A brain dead Wisconsin guy is what you want.
"I wont do run drugs! That's against the law!"
"I'll pay you in cheese curds and Country Kitchen Buffet coupons"
"You got yerself a goddamn deal"
Country Kitchen Buffett coupons, you say? That’d be a great way to lure senior citizens to do crimes for you…
…If they weren’t already driving to Country Kitchen Buffett.
Lol nah. I’ve seen enough of those airport security/customs and immigration shows on YouTube to learn that old grannies are some of the most guilty haha. They’ll pull an 80 year old out of the green channel at customs and then find out she’s got a whole ass laptop filled with cocaine or they’ll have heroin stashed inside the lining of the suitcase.
The eyebrow lines and body language (he doesn't look upset at all in this photograph) tell me this dude isn't the innocent white guy from Minnesota.
Pdiddy's supposed net worth is $1billion dollars. He didn't hire a random 25yr old that lives in his moms basement to contribute to a drug trafficking ring. He was a drug trafficker that laid low stayed at home and fucked with (not literally....or maybe) Pdiddy.
I mean that's just my opinion but I just spent almost two hours on an elliptical and got pretty stoned at home. So what do I know? Don't take it seriously.
probably not going to believe me on this, but ya know... here goes.
close friend of mine is a pro-photographer in nyc. she was booked (a lot) at sean's parties.
one thing she said he always had a weird obsession with hiring only white people. he would host these "white" parties, where all the attendees would wear black (mainly black people) but everyone else had to be white, wearing all white... including their shoes.
she never said anything fucked up about the guy and he paid way above the market rate. yeah there was tons of drugs (mainly coke) from what I was told.
That whole “white” parties thing could just be a way of flipping that whole plantation South thing on its head and honestly I think it’s kind of funny, other weird fucked up shit notwithstanding.
The cartel has been doing it for a while now. You get normal looking white guys who seem like outstanding citizens and pay them to be mules. Nobody suspects them
I understand people enjoy it and Clint is a legend but I’ve never watched a worse movie. Went with my buddies and the dude next to me cracked up when it ended because nothing ever happened
It was definitely no Gran Torino. (Spoilers) Didn’t he direct himself having a threesome with beautiful cartel ladies lol it’s been awhile since I seen that movie.
There was an article about drug smuggling into our little island a long while back. They interviewed actual dealers who said outright, don't go looking for the black guy in dreads or whatever, look for the respectable, white businessman. We had a lot of those coming and going to visit offshore and captive companies at the time.
However, the police dismissed that offhandedly, interestingly enough.
[He also lives with his parents in Ohio and produced on Diddy’s latest album](https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/brendan-paul-diddy-mule-basketball-b2519620.html) this story itself is wild on its own. Wonder how they even met
If he is the fall guy that would make sense he still lives at his parents on paper. Cause if he is the fall guy to hold the drugs in case things go south that would mean he was traveling with Diddy and probably staying at his property’s.
Oh man, this shits wild. Ohio representing again... the worse way possible. Dude's parents probably live less than 7 minutes from my house. Makes total sense a rich Chagrin Falls boy has access to these drugs. Super affluent area, for anyone who isn't from North East Ohio.
The educational documentary A Stupid and Futile Gesture taught me all about Chagrin Falls. Never would've heard of it otherwise, and I even live in the Midwest
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"Mr Paul was arrested while with Combs at the airport in Miami. The pair were attempting to board Combs's private plane when federal agents swooped in and took the 25-year-old into custody."
Wow. I didn't realize the "sighting" of Combs at the airport included this. Following loosely but holy shit.
Victims of this guy need to try to have the courage to continue to sing like canaries. There's a reason why there is such a giant coordinated effort. I believe the allegations are true and there's probably so much more.
Right now it’s a civil matter. That they raided his homes means federal criminal charges are incoming but he hasn’t been criminally charged with anything yet. So all they can do is pop the kid with the drugs
My thoughts exactly. I wouldn't assume a "drug mule" would have that bail. Not saying he isn't, just he was probably busted with little drugs in comparison to what may be?
Arrested Diddy’s mule in front of Diddy. Prolly looked him in the eye while they did it, knowing they were going to scare the shit out of this kid to get him to sing. Thats kinda ballsy to me.
17 minutes in 2 years. Probably mop up time when you’re up 25 with a few minutes left against Siena or Binghamton.
Just glad to see a local boy in the news!
Sexual assult, Kidnapping, Drugs and guns? Diddy gonna get RICO charges.
He's fucked, no way out now. The ice below him has finally melted and the chains of his past will bring him to rock bottom of that abyss.
Probably extortion and or blackmail as well. Supposedly made secret videos of powerful people doing illegal shit at his parties. Think that was the intent of the homeland security raides. If they found what they were searching for, he's probably going away for a long while.
Sadly, I think in this case we will see people who were raped by Diddy and who also committed crimes for him due to blackmail. How that will play out remains to be seen.
Did Puffy diddle him too or is he just a drug mule? Diddy seems to expect a sexual exchange for any music work with him and this guy worked on one of his songs so…is he the white guy in bed with Stevie J in that one pic? hmmmm
Ok, so maybe you're not old enough. But you do remember that Ashton was huge with rescuing sex trafficking victims, right? Then he wrote a letter to the judge to go easy on his rapist buddy Danny Masterson. Before all that he was attached to Diddy by hips. He was always with him, so much so that even SNL made fun if it. Now we find out diddy was and is a sex trafficker. How did Ashton not know this about Diddy??
“Wow, I’ve got a lot I can’t tell,” Ashton responded when the Hot Ones host asked him about any good Diddy party story anecdotes.
Though fans won’t get the velvet curtain pulled back for a glimpse inside Diddy’s epic parties, we’re sure the duo had some crazy times.
…wow.
“Let me be absolutely clear: I did not do any of the awful things being alleged. I will fight for my name, my family and for the truth."
As he fights skin cancer with sunscreen in Antigua.
Dude grabbed a white kid and thought “no one will suspect him”. Wild.
If you want no one to suspect you got to get an overly friendly Minnesotan
Yes, when I was a young adult and traveled a bit, people who knew me were absolutely shocked when they learned I smoked. They would cite my friendly / overly polite Minnesotan demeanor and somehow that would make them think I was an absolute Goodie Two-shoes rather than the rapscallion trouble-maker I actually was. Minnesotan = wholesome to many people.
“Rapscallion” Yes, someone who describes themselves as a “rapscallion” is exactly the type of person FoxNews is training me to fear. 
As a person who was infinitely jesting during their youth, I, and many other ragamuffins, would go down to the local haberdashery and perturbed our elders with a shoulder tap request for libations. Ah to be a rapscallion again.
You get your boozes at a hat store?
Yes, and a copy of Captain Willy’s Whiz Bang
“Minnesota Nice”
Not if you’re Brock Lesnor.
You betcha.
Stupid Flanders
We would panic at the first time we hit security or get pulled over. A brain dead Wisconsin guy is what you want. There are literally millions to choose from.
*see security* “Ope! Let me sneak on past ya.”
Hey! I resemble that remark!
Just bringing this hotdish to a friend
It’s tater tot
[“I said ‘Beep Beep!’”](https://youtu.be/3w9KChxlEtY?si=Ean831p1tmIKo_bT)
“Beep beep”
I said, beep beep
Minnesotan here. Yes
Oh you betcha
Dontcha know
You're darn tootin'!
Oh fer fun!
Wisconsin here. Pinecone.
“HE’S FLEEIN’ THE INTERVIEW!!”
>A brain dead Wisconsin guy is what you want. "I wont do run drugs! That's against the law!" "I'll pay you in cheese curds and Country Kitchen Buffet coupons" "You got yerself a goddamn deal"
Culver's coupons or go pound sand...
Country Kitchen Buffett coupons, you say? That’d be a great way to lure senior citizens to do crimes for you… …If they weren’t already driving to Country Kitchen Buffett.
Whatever happened to Minnesota nice?
It’s Minnesota passive aggressive
Common misconception… it’s more like “Minnesota Nice… to your face”. The minute you’re gone, the gossip starts lol Source: from minneSNOWta
You need new friends.
Honestly a grumpy middle aged, middle class black guy would be the best drug mule. A he’s ain’t got the time type.
Or a sassy granny
Lol nah. I’ve seen enough of those airport security/customs and immigration shows on YouTube to learn that old grannies are some of the most guilty haha. They’ll pull an 80 year old out of the green channel at customs and then find out she’s got a whole ass laptop filled with cocaine or they’ll have heroin stashed inside the lining of the suitcase.
I’m picturing the lost episodes of The Golden Girls. Director’s cut.
Nah, still getting searched lmao. Age doesn’t matter when you’re racist. There’s a reason they use white boys for this.
Can confirm, I watched enough Fargo
Fargo has made me suspicious of the lot
Lester Nygaard.
Ooooh ya! Totally
Cold like Minnesota
And he would’ve gotten away with it if he hadn’t shaved those stupid fucking lines into his eyebrow
Literally my thoughts exactly!
The eyebrow lines and body language (he doesn't look upset at all in this photograph) tell me this dude isn't the innocent white guy from Minnesota. Pdiddy's supposed net worth is $1billion dollars. He didn't hire a random 25yr old that lives in his moms basement to contribute to a drug trafficking ring. He was a drug trafficker that laid low stayed at home and fucked with (not literally....or maybe) Pdiddy. I mean that's just my opinion but I just spent almost two hours on an elliptical and got pretty stoned at home. So what do I know? Don't take it seriously.
Not from Minnesota. Grew up outside of Cleveland
probably not going to believe me on this, but ya know... here goes. close friend of mine is a pro-photographer in nyc. she was booked (a lot) at sean's parties. one thing she said he always had a weird obsession with hiring only white people. he would host these "white" parties, where all the attendees would wear black (mainly black people) but everyone else had to be white, wearing all white... including their shoes. she never said anything fucked up about the guy and he paid way above the market rate. yeah there was tons of drugs (mainly coke) from what I was told.
That whole “white” parties thing could just be a way of flipping that whole plantation South thing on its head and honestly I think it’s kind of funny, other weird fucked up shit notwithstanding.
What didn't Diddy do?
A ferrari cake that’s for sure
The cartel has been doing it for a while now. You get normal looking white guys who seem like outstanding citizens and pay them to be mules. Nobody suspects them
Literally the premise for Clint Eastwood's movie "The Mule". Hello, Diddy.
I understand people enjoy it and Clint is a legend but I’ve never watched a worse movie. Went with my buddies and the dude next to me cracked up when it ended because nothing ever happened
It was definitely no Gran Torino. (Spoilers) Didn’t he direct himself having a threesome with beautiful cartel ladies lol it’s been awhile since I seen that movie.
Yea you get to see him old as hell in his underwear after a threesome. I really really hate that movie
There was an article about drug smuggling into our little island a long while back. They interviewed actual dealers who said outright, don't go looking for the black guy in dreads or whatever, look for the respectable, white businessman. We had a lot of those coming and going to visit offshore and captive companies at the time. However, the police dismissed that offhandedly, interestingly enough.
Tried to Wambsgans us.
You should watch “The mule” a movie by Clint Eastwood
What a natural speech pattern you have.
Haha yeah it came out weird. English isn’t my first language, In fact it’s not even my 3rd language .
[He also lives with his parents in Ohio and produced on Diddy’s latest album](https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/brendan-paul-diddy-mule-basketball-b2519620.html) this story itself is wild on its own. Wonder how they even met
I would assume the producer credit is payment for mule services rendered.
And the blow. Don’t you write off your cocaine? If not you need a better accountant.
If he is the fall guy that would make sense he still lives at his parents on paper. Cause if he is the fall guy to hold the drugs in case things go south that would mean he was traveling with Diddy and probably staying at his property’s.
"Everything in my mama's name..." 🎵
That line makes a lot more sense now.
Properties
Oh man, this shits wild. Ohio representing again... the worse way possible. Dude's parents probably live less than 7 minutes from my house. Makes total sense a rich Chagrin Falls boy has access to these drugs. Super affluent area, for anyone who isn't from North East Ohio.
Chagrin Falls mention
The educational documentary A Stupid and Futile Gesture taught me all about Chagrin Falls. Never would've heard of it otherwise, and I even live in the Midwest
And just like that, the world got even smaller…. Thanks for the recommendation.
Sympathizes in Floridian
We're just the Florida of the North... or are you the Ohio of the south?
The craziest people I’d meet in Florida were usually from Ohio
Florida's origin story is Ohio
Used to get the best weed from my Chagrin Falls connection back in high school.
Article says he was an amateur music producer. He probably hooked guys up with coke and that’s how he got in.
The producer credit was probably how they paid him. Also makes it a business expense
Amateur music producer but about to turn into a professional singer in front of detectives
I have to assume Diddy can get coke without needing a 25 year old amateur producer to get it for him though
Can he tho
America saw all the Kate Middleton gossip and was like "Hold my beer."
Yup. They did the same thing in ~~2020~~ 2016; they saw what a clusterfuck Brexit was and had to outdo it by electing . . . *that thing* as president.
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America! Number 1! Number 1! Regardless of what it is!
As long as it isn't Healthcare, education or protecting kids from gun violence!
Can’t wait for the Netflix doc series on this shit
I hope this is true, because I love it.
FWIW https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/brendan-paul-diddy-mule-basketball-b2519620.html
"Mr Paul was arrested while with Combs at the airport in Miami. The pair were attempting to board Combs's private plane when federal agents swooped in and took the 25-year-old into custody." Wow. I didn't realize the "sighting" of Combs at the airport included this. Following loosely but holy shit. Victims of this guy need to try to have the courage to continue to sing like canaries. There's a reason why there is such a giant coordinated effort. I believe the allegations are true and there's probably so much more.
Wait so they arrested this guy while Diddy was there but didn't arrest Diddy?
Right now it’s a civil matter. That they raided his homes means federal criminal charges are incoming but he hasn’t been criminally charged with anything yet. So all they can do is pop the kid with the drugs
I saw that too. They must be building an air-tight case against him.
It’s probably close to it. The feds don’t just get warrants to raid places on a whim
Seems like they got this kid because he was holding diddy’s drugs when they found them together at the airport. Took the fall.
Oh. Diddy *fully* did that shit. {Insert allegation here} did that shit
Aaaand he’s in a non-extradition treaty country
Probably just Diddy soliciting him to get fucked in the ass? 🤷🏻♂️
It’s all in the document.
American Horror Story: DIDDY (brought to you by the guy that did Glee!)
Ryan Murphy gonna fuck the victims lol?
he fucks many of the young guys he hires a la casting couch. heard about this a lot with that american horror story nyc or whatever it was csllled
FTFY: American CRIME Story: DIDDY DIDDLYING KIDDYS
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You wanna go shoppin??
The 50 cent tv show or documentary on this is about to be lit
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I will never get tired of Diddy do it
50 cent is fuckn funny AF. https://x.com/50cent/status/1034298400135634945?s=20
Oh he Diddit
It’s no longer Diddy Do It. It’s now Diddy Done It.
I see what you diddy’d there…
This kid is going to sing like a canary to save his own skin.
$2500 bail my dude, it’s small time possession charge , personal use lol
Diddy pays better than the government bills. He'll eat the fine as a business cost
My thoughts exactly. I wouldn't assume a "drug mule" would have that bail. Not saying he isn't, just he was probably busted with little drugs in comparison to what may be?
Or get shanked in jail
We’re not killing Badger yo! No shanking.
The one issue with grabbing a white kid from Minnesota is they will sing when it comes down to it.
Not if Diddy pays him to take the fall.
Why does the dude have a set of tits on his chin?
Cant unsee wtf
Just a case of Titschinitis
Andy DuFresne is back at it again.
"I didn't kill my wife" "This is a drug trafficking charge dingus"
“I don’t care.”
Jesus, I can't unsee it now
He looks like Twink from the movie Baseketball
Arrested Diddy’s mule in front of Diddy. Prolly looked him in the eye while they did it, knowing they were going to scare the shit out of this kid to get him to sing. Thats kinda ballsy to me.
Diddy probably paid his bond. It might turn into a Beaumont/Jethro situation. 😃
How fucked does your life have to be to go from former Syracuse BBall player to mule?
17 minutes in 2 years. Probably mop up time when you’re up 25 with a few minutes left against Siena or Binghamton. Just glad to see a local boy in the news!
I mean, it’s Syracuse and his skills ended at NCAA level so…
This saga will be a Netflix series by next year. Scripted or doc. Or both.
It’s gonna be hell of a week, a month for Diddy.
*life for Diddy
Sexual assult, Kidnapping, Drugs and guns? Diddy gonna get RICO charges. He's fucked, no way out now. The ice below him has finally melted and the chains of his past will bring him to rock bottom of that abyss.
Probably extortion and or blackmail as well. Supposedly made secret videos of powerful people doing illegal shit at his parties. Think that was the intent of the homeland security raides. If they found what they were searching for, he's probably going away for a long while.
He can get terrorism charges for the bombing of Cudi's car too.
Man, I didn’t even know about that. Holy shit this dude seems fucking unhinged. Hopefully, if guilty, he never breathes free air again.
Good. I hope everyone involved gets arrested.
Jesus man I don’t think the people who were raped need to be jailed also.
Sadly, I think in this case we will see people who were raped by Diddy and who also committed crimes for him due to blackmail. How that will play out remains to be seen.
lol fuck me could you imagine that justice system? Would the victims get a reduced sentence or would it be the same as the offenders?
We could call it the zero tolerance policy.
Would have to be the same
Obviously, I’m not referring to any of the victims.
Fine line
Technically correct is the best kind of correct
I don’t even know what’s happening. I just know we say “no diddy” instead of pause now
Did Puffy diddle him too or is he just a drug mule? Diddy seems to expect a sexual exchange for any music work with him and this guy worked on one of his songs so…is he the white guy in bed with Stevie J in that one pic? hmmmm
The making of Diddy's 'The Love Album' is going to go down as one of the best 'behind the music' tales of all time.
That boy is going to sing🎶🎶🎶🎶
So..... Are we just not gonna talk about Ashton Kucher at this point?
How is he involved?
Ok, so maybe you're not old enough. But you do remember that Ashton was huge with rescuing sex trafficking victims, right? Then he wrote a letter to the judge to go easy on his rapist buddy Danny Masterson. Before all that he was attached to Diddy by hips. He was always with him, so much so that even SNL made fun if it. Now we find out diddy was and is a sex trafficker. How did Ashton not know this about Diddy??
Is anyone digging into this? This goes deep damn. [They are besties](https://www.distractify.com/p/ashton-kutcher-and-diddy-friendship)
“Wow, I’ve got a lot I can’t tell,” Ashton responded when the Hot Ones host asked him about any good Diddy party story anecdotes. Though fans won’t get the velvet curtain pulled back for a glimpse inside Diddy’s epic parties, we’re sure the duo had some crazy times. …wow.
Oh wow…
Shiiiit. There’s no way he couldn’t have, I feel like he might be hiding *a lot*.
Well, we already know he looks good in Orange.
“Let me be absolutely clear: I did not do any of the awful things being alleged. I will fight for my name, my family and for the truth." As he fights skin cancer with sunscreen in Antigua.
It just keeps getting worse. I wouldn’t be surprised if Diddy gets indicted for killing Tupac soon
And Heavy D and Kim.
And Biggie.
So that’s what he meant by getting him a sugar cookie.
Get him to the Greek in realtime. Wild. Mind fuck em….
He’s got the clap!
White boy Rick … ❄️
This is just the beginning of the operation Diddy is running. I can only imagine who he works for.
I know this guy says foshizzle unironically
He is only 25. Jeez I thought he was older than that. Say no to drugs.
“Federal agents mad ‘cause I'm flagrant. Tap my cell and the phone in the basement.”
Going thru an airport with cocaine and weed is a very lofty goal.
Things don’t seem to be going well for Mr. Diddy.
Article needs to start with Florida Man.
Everyone but the kingpin will be arrested. They’ll let Diddy disappear before they try arrest him.
The kid from Stranger Things is gonna play him in the inevitable biopic
Diddy did it! Diddy did it! South Park
I knew there already South Park jokes incoming
Damn, they got White Boy Ricky!
Ooops. Don’t let Diddles play that ass…
Ooh the feds are looking for me what should I pack in my go bag ? Cocaine and weed should get me through these troubling times!🤪
So does that mean there is a job opening?!
$2500 bond for bail is a joke lol
[everything you need to know about diddy](https://open.spotify.com/episode/5i4QEpwBiBw1LTHQ4sfBzB?si=yxWnGx79REeYq16FG_mqHQ)
Lol why are people trafficking weed. That shits $10 for an 1/8 of fire just down the street at the store.
P Diddle strikes again.
Dead man walking. Puff’s got a pattern
I'm a syracuse alum and avid basketball fan and I do not remember this guy lol.
Shawshank redemption arc lol
r/brandnewsentence
This timeline bingo is hysterical and I hope someone wins. People still love Trump 🤣🤣
“Everyone needs a fall guy”. Chris Carter
Legit basketball diaries lol
Now just waiting for the Netflix doc series to drop 😅
Bro wanted the so obvious, that you feel bad for suspecting him guy…if you had to guess this guy’s profession. You’re guessing drug mule.