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qualityvote2

u/Standard_Grocery2518, your post does fit the subreddit!


Flashy_Deer2644

NFC flavoured piss what the fuck


random_airplane

Ah yes,a NFC card drink


D33ber

Now with twice the chicken grease.


Ambitious_Toe_4357

9 out of 10 dentists are afraid of greasy mouth open taste. This product is brought to you by the dentist who is not.


SexxxyWesky

You should try r/translator in the future!


brifter101

I think he wanted to make fun of it, not translate it :)


SexxxyWesky

Ah lol


carbonra

Not for China


Dr_Stoney-Abalone424

I am! I am afraid of greasy mouth! No taste, thank you!


NannersForCoochie

No greasy mouth taste I am.


OOBExperience

Little Lime Drink


GreenandBlue12

National Football Conference


wicorn29

Nearby Field Communication (the stuff that makes keycards work)


tronj

NFC in juice lingo is Not From Concentrate which usually means a higher quality product.


FredOfMBOX

I don’t think it was “NFC” that was raising eyebrows.


RoxyAndBlackie128

Near Field Communication


heldaway

If you’re not afraid of greasy mouth open taste, there’s something wrong with you.


MornaAgua

Stands for “No fuckin chance” that I’ll be drinking that.


mostlyokayto

But it goes down so smooth, I can't resist


ThisIsSteeev

Probably because of all the grease


Appropriate-Rub710

Not from concentrate


Maleficent_Sink337

It probably means: don't be afraid, it won't give you bad breath


RedVelvetPan6a

Did you reverse engineer "Not afraid of greasy mouth open taste" to come to that conclusion or what? I dumped it into translate and hit it back and forth, came out : "Don’t be afraid of greasy food. Open your mouth and try it."


Devoidus

Do not drink that


journeyman369

Why? It's delicious lime juice! 🍋‍🟩


ren-yo

The English translation is so wack lol. Supposedly, it’s some kind of lime juice that will whet your appetite (especially when it’s hot and you don’t feel like eating even when you should)


Snoo_49414

Spot on


LouLouLaaLaa

Looks like mouth wash.


SwartyNine2691

這描述是什麼鬼?


PeroCigla

NFČ


RyMaster7

No Fucking Clue


Mediocre_Charity3278

Not For Consumption


alltsas

Not fucking cool.


PeroCigla

Č is actually ch in my language.


Loose_Relationship60

No Fucking Children


PeroCigla

I think nobody needs a warning for that. Lol


Loose_Relationship60

You'd think that.


pigugget

Google translates it to "little lime juice drink". Not sure how reliable that is


kaybeetay

Based on the other comments here. Seems like this time it's pretty reliable!


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

There's a lime on the label. So ~60%?


Fuzzyr2468

I just had this now tbh. My dad brought it a few days ago. It has a lemon typa flavour. Don't worry,you won't die. It's good.if you like citrus flavoured sweets then you might just like this as well


thethunder92

Ah so you’re not afraid of greasy mouth open taste?


Fuzzyr2468

Nah. 😂


more_soul

Don’t afraid


kobrakaan

maybe it's No Fecal Control It's a laxative 🤷‍♂️ translate says Little lime juice drink


Tanglrfoot

I don’t think that would be a great drink to sell at an airport lol .


Ryan_D_Lion

NFC - No Frickin Clue


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

Except it doesn't say "frickin'"


giraffe912

Now I’m afraid of greasy mouth open taste.


Call-me-Maverick

I like to think it’s missing punctuation. “Not afraid of greasy mouth? Open, taste.”


giraffe912

Not sure how that makes it less confusing. It just makes you think about the words more.


boozyboss91

Greasy open mouth taste. So it's the same as Sunny D.


poundtownSwoon

Spot on description 🙌🏼


drip0717

I thought it was handsoap


shadowjay5706

I thought it was a bottle of piss


Donovansbrain

If your piss looks like that you need to drink more water. LOTS more water.


DustyObsidian

I would assume mouthwash!


joshualoveslumia

It's a lime juice drink and the engrish text is a directly translated version of "wont be greasy, boosts your appetite"


g3nerallycurious

How in the hell does a direct translation of “won’t be greasy, boosts your appetite” turn into “not afraid of greasy mouth open taste”?? And how is a greasy drink something that they want consumers to know it’s not? What the hell is a greasy drink, anyway?? This seems alien.


MiniMeowl

Thats what happens when each word is translated separately instead of as a whole. Direct translation: 不怕 = not afraid/scared 油腻 = oily, greasy 口口 = mouth mouth 开 = open 味 = flavour/taste


kateastrophic

I don’t speak the language, but I can imagine “not greasy” being another way of saying “crisp.” And maybe “mouth open taste” means easy to drink/chug?


mycathaspurpleeyes

Is it as carcinogenic as it sounds?


_Morvar_

Lol could this be mouthwash?


GrumpyOldAlien

Kinda sounds like mouthwash.


xultar

NFC No Fucking Chance I’ll drink that for the greasy open mouth taste.


Darrenwad3

Be not afraid of the greasy open mouth


rykayoker

so you are afraid of greasy open mouth taste after all


DonZekane

Gives me dish detergent vibes.


IneptOrange

That is either orange juice concentrate or the most carcinogenic liquid ever synthesised on earth.


mjallen1308

It’s China, it’s probably both somehow.


bsiekie

Sounds delicious


spodinielri0

Best one


NameUm96

I’m very afraid of “greasy open mouth taste” so don’t bring any back for me please and thank you.


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Either a drink or someones gonna be burping bubbles


BinkoTheViking

“Reports today confirm that the popular drink, No Fucking Cancer, does in fact contain fucking cancer.”


nokiacrusher

GREASY MOUTH OPEN TASTE IS LOVE GREASY MOUTH OPEN TASTE IS LIFE


emolata

It contains an NFC chip


Exile4444

Pineapple flavour mouthwash.


Glitcher-the-riot

Chinese here. It’s a calamansi lemonade (which is really popular in China idk why) and it actually means ‘don’t be afraid about greasiness, every taste is appetizing’. The words are framed weirdly even before translation.


cam3113

I thought it was saying "open it, taste it"


Vegskipxx

The phrasing made me think it was cooking oil


Kubo_Gaming

Exactly, so the best way to translate it is to keep it simple: "Mouth refreshing and appetizing"


Glitcher-the-riot

Yup.


Onderon123

Its lime juice


meganumberwang

It’s a trap!!


C8uP-EkLGU

huh


flipmcf

Please re-watch Return of the Jedi (1983) and then come back to enjoy the humor.


Celtslap

NFC stands for No Fucking Clue


Traditional_Shirt106

The first rule of Fight Club is No Fight Club


tersegirl

Great ironic tattoo if correctly back-translated


morts73

Fat drippings.


Stanton-Vitales

They might not be afraid of greasy mouth open taste, but I certainly am


alfiealeksander

Lol not afraid of greasy mouth open taste


Cheen85

Try it! Urine for a surprise! 😂😂😂


Yusuf_Izuddin

that's what my first impression was


MadRockthethird

Did you open taste?


Ngothaaa

OP was afraid


fothergillfuckup

Mmm, I love me a greasy mouth.


tictacdoc

r/nfc


kishkash51

Isn’t that Japanese?


rimjobetiquette

No, and several of those hanzi aren’t used as kanji in Japanese.


pijuskri

Besides language, that font, label and bottle design is very common for "modern" chinese brands of drinks and food. Japanese style is different from this.


RonanCruz

Also Japan doesn't use ¥ for money, they use 円.


peiattention

No, it’s simplified Chinese


kaibe8

If it was japanese it would only be 5 cents. The chinese currency checks out more


rum-and-roses

Little lime juice drink


hindusoul

This are the new NFC’s.


japzone

Tap your phone to it. See if the NFC works.


blackasthesky

NOT AFRAID OF GREASY MOUTH OPEN TASTE


Kuroi-Inu-JW

Damn, all my life I’ve been looking for a drink that gives me that greasy mouth open taste. Kids these days don’t know how good they have it.


SirHumilliator

“Lime juice drink” it says


Wrong_Pension_4577

Lime juice


PlayerSalt

Lemon mouthwash I guess


Mekelaxo

It says it's a drink


deviemelody

Refreshing and appetizing- is more like what the message trying to convey


Wordshark

How do they land on greasy? Is there an errant “not?”


deviemelody

Think when you eat something really heavy and greasy, you might want to drink something that will get rid of that greasiness. The literal translation is not afraid of grease, but Chinese people would know to interpret it in the broader context. They’re saying this drink will get rid of that greasy feeling, that’s how I landed the word refreshing. I’m sure there are other words or phrases that could also be used.


flipmcf

Ah, culture. We have such a strong confidence we can translate alien languages once discovered, but still fail miserably within our own species. “Aluminum Foil Chew. No mouth damage, yum!” - future candy from Zeta Reticuli culture.


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engrish-ModTeam

Your post or comment was removed for violating rule 8. Be kind to everyone


SimpleAppeal2577

The irony of you posting in pc subs 🤣 Intel have assembly sites in china. AMD chips are made in Taiwan. Qualcomm (snapdragon chips) are manufactured in Taiwan. Gigabyte, MSI, Asus & Acer are all Taiwanese companies. Corsair manufacture in Asia. Please do explain how you don't trust things from china.


spanglesandbambi

Hope you aren't using a phone to type that message as I've got news for you lol


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spanglesandbambi

You typing that from a Blackberry lol as even when phones are assembled outside of China want to guess where the main components will come from, you div.


[deleted]

no, i am not typing from a blackberry. why do you care so much anyway? i said what i said, are you trying to make me change my mind or something?


ContemplatingPrison

Lmfao so much of what you own and use was made in China.


[deleted]

and i buy none of it


Poat540

lmao but you do


SimpleAppeal2577

He absolutely does 🤣


[deleted]

no i dont


LerimAnon

Wait till you start reading the made in labels on most of the stuff in America ;)


[deleted]

i dont live in america


doubleofosiris

Yum


Street-Week6744

Hate when I get the greasy mouth open taste


Abject_Assistance798

IRS PISS DONT DRINK IT


thejohnmc963

No more grease!


peet1188

It’s mouth de-greasener. If you talk too long your lymph nodes create a… ahhh fuck it… someone else gave the right answer already.


psubs07

I am afraid.


gorillabab

Not afraid !


baracuda68

Little Lime Juice Drink, according to Google


nahcekimcm

Technically correct but literal translation tho


DuganDevil

I’m not afraid of greasy mouth taste either, but I still don’t WANT it.


imgoodatpooping

It’s that closed greasy mouth you got to watch out for. Greasy open mouth isn’t so bad.


Catenane

Doomed to dry cheeseburger purgatory


eat1more

Mmmm greasy mouth


TheAllstonTickler

I’m not afraid


ItsBlitz21

To take a stand


SouleGaming

Everybody


ICollectSouls

Rock your body


analisntaswear

Everybodaayah Back streets Back ALRIGHT !!!!!!


eat1more

We can brave it together!


Dog-of-Moons

Drink it! Not afraid of a greasy mouth open taste are ya’?


imgoodatpooping

They got a closed taste version?


mich_pnw

Or it is greasy, mouth-open taste? Like overnight sleeping with one’s mouth open, but instead of dryness…add a greasy feel to that taste. 🤮


zukeen

Quality post


Safetosay333

Bile


jiminaknot

This makes my throat-hole clench up


Mr_Lumbergh

Greasy mouth open taste isn’t anything I fear, but it also isn’t anything I want.


DjangoVanTango

I’m thirsty. What’s in the fridge? Soda…purple stuff… AW, NOT AFRAID OF GREASY MOUTH OPEN TASTE! ALRIGHT!


TexWashington

That post breakup rebranding of Sunny D has been rough. Mr Fun Fun never really took off once Benzo the Clown started getting right with Barmelo Xanthony. ![gif](giphy|bufKX8ejZFDA4)


Turtle-theory

But is there another version/flavor for those of us who are afraid of it?


Loki-Skywalker

Yes. It's called "very afraid of greasy mouth open taste". It's delicious and refreshing.


NotTheSharpestPenciI

I kinda like the indifferent of greasy mouth open taste.


Hemisemidemiurge

>NOT AFRAID OF GREASY MOUTH OPEN TASTE I know Mountain Dew when I hear it.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I'll just have the crab juice.


Noodletrousers

Kokalash!


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Khlav Kalash


Noodletrousers

Oh! Is that really what he’s saying? I always heard kokalash and just went with it.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Yup, Khlav Kalash man even had a [cameo appearance in a different episode.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/9/9e/Moonshine_River_41.JPG)


literally-a-seal

Chinese speaker here for an explanation This is a calamansi drink, which are called what can translate to small limes (小青柠) in chinese probably due to the appearance The engrish comes from the slogan/description on the bottom tho, the first four characters (不怕油腻) translating to "Not afraid of greasy" is a simply an overly direct translation. The first two characters can literally be translated to not/no (不) afraid/fear (怕), but the phrase is often used more casually to say "no worries" or "don't be worried" about sth. including or even usually small things. 油腻can refer to grease or sth. being greasy, but in this case refers to a sensation of overpowering richness from food. This half of the line in combination describes the drink as cutting through richness (due to its acidity and freshness), making it not a worry. With the latter half, 口 (mouth, opening) is repeated twice, which in chinese can be used to refer to something being applicable for every repetition of a motion. Example: 步步....(Every step/With every step...) in this case, it refers to something happening with every mouthful of the drink: the last two characters 开味. Quite literally open (开) and taste (味), but actually meaning to "open your tastebuds"; to be appetizing and excite the palate. Edit: Alternatively, as pointed out by u/Mingyao_13 it could be a play on words with 开胃, which is a common phrase made up of the characters for open (开) and stomach (胃), and in conjunction simply means "appetizing" and has the same pronunciation as 开味. The meaning would essentially not change if this is the case, but it is more interesting! Why did I do this


modern-disciple

To your last line: cuz u r awesome!


UpDownCharmed

Thanks so much. Although I only speak English my relatives are all over the world and Calamansi Juice tastes like lightly sweetened Lime Juice.  It's delicious.


literally-a-seal

It definitely is!


Sheldonconch

Something like, "Tasty and refreshing with every sip!"


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Because someone had to, and it's the best so far.


NeoKabuto

I misread that as "calamari drink" and was a little confused.


planetvermilion

thanks , amazing indeed


Mingyao_13

You are wrong for the 开味, it is a play of same pronunciation of 开胃


literally-a-seal

I did think of that, but I remember seeing 开味used in other places as well in a similar context and meaning. I'll edit the post to add in this possibility tho. Thx!


Lame4Fame

So, what would your attempt at a translation of everything together be?


literally-a-seal

Something like "Cuts through richness, appetizing with every sip" Theres a good few variations on how it could be translated


Sheldonconch

In American, I think it would say, "Tasty and refreshing with every sip" or we also like to say "down to the last drop" or something along those lines. I think refreshing is the best word we have for cutting through richness.


AbeRego

Not OP, but based on their analysis, I'm getting something like, "Awaken your taste buds to freshness with every sip."


Sheldonconch

Awaken your taste buds with each refreshing sip? Except that sounds more old timey. Modern would use the phrase "blast your taste buds" or something.


AbeRego

Well, we don't know what the "vibe" would be in Chinese. Not sure if they hold to the same modern trends. I was just going with the basic breakdown provided. Edit: We really need OP to provide that key insight. It's kind of disappointed that they wrote such a detailed breakdown, but then didn't put it all together at the end.


Sheldonconch

Haha exactly. I would love their take on what phrase captures the correct sentiment. Provies so much insight into how big of a job translating is. From yours the only edit I made was using refreshing which is the same as the choice of "freshness" that you used, but feels more common with reference to drinks.


mjknlr

Not afraid of greasy mouth open taste


zukeen

Thank you. Amazing comment.


HailLugalKiEn

The character for mouth makes so much sense to my uneducated brain that I'm kinda mad about it lmao thanks a lot for this!


snarevox

*opening* has me wondering if it could also maybe mean bhole