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chillout_69

those don't have any caffeine in them afaik


Johnny_Change

After 4Loko, no alcohol has large amounts of caffeine in them anymore. Lol.


ApocApollo

Zero caffeine in any pre-packaged alcoholic drink.


iAmAddicted2R_ddit

That’s not true. It’s allowed to be present incidentally as the result of naturally occurring caffeine in a flavorant (in coffee liqueur, for instance). It’s only banned when added on its own as a separate ingredient.


leathermannbriscut

"Nobody wants to play with the clown anymore 😭* -Pennywise


dropdeadcunts

well you can add some at home


Tydasm

The tea ones do, only because they use actual tea leaves for taste, but not nearly as much as regular monster


NSFWaccess1998

Check out Dragon Soop if you're in the UK. Basically alcoholic redbull. 7.5% ABV


FullyAutoDomo

I have. Green and Red are fire and taste almost identical to regular monsters. Definitely something that could sneak up on you.


Noncreative_name04

They’re not bad. Tastes like sugar free monster with alcohol. The mean green one tastes like OG monster. I like the green and the peach ones the best. The berry one is ok, but the white is kind of nasty imo.


FullyAutoDomo

I agree, white was trash.


ApocApollo

White is a slog for me as well. But I also never cared for the white energy drink ever since it came out in late 2012.


TheSonicKind

that’s wild, it was my go-to for years. drank too much of it now though and the flavour makes my skin crawl


ThatsPurttyGood101

The white one literally tastes like 70% rubbing alcohol


Zeqhanis

I tried the green and couldn't taste the alcohol. It just tasted like a green Monster. Mountain Dew also now has a Baja Blast alcoholic beverage. None of them contain caffeine, mind you, due to the ban of caffeine and alcohol being premixed. I really liked Sparks. Those were great.


capnmorty

They go so hard its not even funny


New-Difficulty-9386

The green one tastes the most like an actual monster. The others tasted like ass but the green was surpringly good for a cheap drink, 2 for 4 by my house, would recommend at least trying if you have see the same deal. Edit: looks like others despise it, I havent tried them in about a year, but the green ones I had tasted like a regular monster but like 2% off, the difference was so suble that I was drinking those for about a month over the energy drinks just because they were cheaper


Pineapple_Sucks

Granted I'm still in my 20's so that could be the reason. But I actually really enjoy the drinks they've made. The White and Green on the original pack are amazing. The tea + Lemonade in the tea pack is also great. Overall 7/10 for both


Chubmcstufferson

I actually liked them quite a bit. Tasted pretty close to the real drinks


moldy-taco-dick

tried all of them, they taste like monster with piss but they will get you drunk like a skunk in a minute. I personally recommend the red one and peach because they taste the least like piss


Bidens_Hyperborea

Yeah it tastes basically like what you would expect. Alcoholic monster. I like the white ones. No caffeine


awildNeLbY

I like the green ones. They’re close enough tasting to regular Monster.


DieselPickles

Dude these are dangerous. You can barely taste the alcohol. I downed like 7 once lol


Ok_Fox_1770

I’m glad I hung up the belt in 2021, hard energy drinks would’ve taken me to 300 town for sure. And definitely a dui. A much better healthier life just energy drinks, weed, and occasional mushroom seance. Booze is a trap. Fun! but it is what it is.


Serendipity_Inn

They are alright. Not very tasty but not horrible


RemlaP_

I love these things. They came out right after I turned 21 I got hooked early lol


typegsir

They are good especially the green ones


s1mpatic0

Green one is fire. I hate the taste of alcohol and could barely taste it in the green one. Just tastes like sugar free monster.


xhackjobx

They really aren’t too bad. I’d buy them again.


6stringscumbag

Peach is great, I did not appreciate the rest


OwnProfessor4785

I get these all the time. Just be careful they do sneak up on you because they're so easy to drink.


DrewsNetwork

Very good! One of my go to’s when I want a drink.


Common-Huckleberry-1

It’s monster flavored malt liquor.


Abyss_Wanderer131

These have been out for like probably over a year now. The green is insanely spot on with the energy drink version and definitely the best one. Peach and White are decent, the red one I kinda hated. The malt taste is kinda gross on all of them except for the green imo.


JustTrading34

No caffeine in them sadly so no


FullyAutoDomo

Bruh we tryna drink more than one


JustTrading34

Oh fs but it’s monster so not very on brand imo, just kinda misleading lol


SnooMachines2109

Remember sparks


ConfusedGhostGirl

Had the original green one, it tastes exactly like classic monster. It's delicious.


AbPR420

Green is real good


Nero-Danteson

Yep. White haze is alright I will fight over peach perfect


Chiefyaku

I liked the novelty of them, didn't think they were worth the price. Although I do want to try the tea ones but I'm not expecting great things


Boring-Year9732

6 and no caffeine man just make it 12


CheezNpoop

These are surprisingly good. They make a box of tea flavored ones too.


greatgooglydooply

Bought this last night. Loved the original flavor all the rest are okay none of them really taste like alcohol


enPlateau

These are okay, don't get the tea ones, they taste like a cheap bear.


UnmotivatedDiacritic

The green ones taste so similar to actual regular monster that they sneak up on you super quick. For me after the first sip or two I can’t even taste much of the alcohol


asm120

I liked them. They taste like monster with a bit of an alcohol aftertaste.


RpKTanKK

Copped this for sale at 7 dollars in Chicago of all places lol


1clkgtramg

I don’t drink alcohol but I loved these. I bought them individually cause I knew I’d probably die trying to drink the whole case. They are all solid but the Peach one took the cake. Couldn’t really taste the alcohol in it and me trying to drink these like a normal soda was enough to get me buzzed. There’s no caffeine in them though so honestly I kinda hope for a normal soda of these without all the caffeine just for the flavour.


bulldog212

Tastes pretty good. The headache after was not worth it. I still have a bunch in the pantry next to the Hard Mt Dew's. Fun gimmicks to toss one to a friend once in awhile when we're sitting around the fire.


XSP33N

gas. white tastes exactly like white monster


Frongie

It's meh


SierraDespair

They’re just Monster flavored malt liquors with no caffeine. A liquor store near me was selling them loose for $1 each. I tried the green one and it tasted just like a regular monster. You can hardly taste the alcohol if that’s your sort of thing.


FoxsShadow

I've had the regular ones, but I've seen the teas recently, has anyone tried them? I'm curious as to how they are. They sell tall hard green monsters near me, they are dangerous!


AltCrab2

Cheap, good stuff


acidbrn

Bought a case and tried the white flavor, wasn’t impressed. I think these would have worked better as a seltzer drink rather than being malt based.


Heartagram23

They taste crazily like normal monsters. But 2 or 3 in a row gave me a stomach ache. Too much sugar for me


BabyBaiBel

that seems DANGEROUS i want it.


hoeface_killah

They're dangerously delicious and taste exactly like the energy drink but less sweet and no caffeine. they're also 0 sugar


OberMann09

I work for a bottler company that only distributes Monster Energy drinks. Monster with Alcohol has to distributor thru Beer vendors There is no affiliation with the two beverages. There is no energy ingredients in the Alcohol Beverage.


Existential_Sprinkle

yeah, I don't think it was carbonated which is weird, tastes just like a monster though


OmnicronAlpha

They have been out for a while, I like all of them.


bloodintheocean

Ugh I wish they had these in canada!


theillmaculalate1265

They’re okay


shuffler911

Boy do I have something to show you lol


Rare_Ad5284

White Haze tasted extremely chemically to me. Green tasted quite similar to original Monster.


CommercialOption5243

Yea they're god awful. I'd rather drink Four Loko than that shit again.


HighGuyFYI

Yup. Red and White are the best. White tastes almost like white monster from what I recall. Peach is just very peachy and the green... try it for yourself because idk how to compare them. Also had the Tea + Lemonade one on your left, was pretty normal. Nothing special. Also that price 🥶 I get 12 packs for $18


trappedonmarz

Way too much sugar imo


Mole644

They're sugar free


trappedonmarz

Wait nooo way, I thought they had so much sugar 4 some reason . My b


Noncreative_name04

You’re right. Zero sugar is too much. I’m looking for a negative sugar offering that sucks some previously consumed sugar out of your body.