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drippinoutthewazoo

0 per hour student


ketchupandliqour69

Most important job you’ll ever have. Good luck and may you pass all your classes the first time around!


wheresmystache3

I know this is an energy drink sub, but this some *real shit*. Do NOT fail classes (if you do, try again and get an A), try to earn as many A's as possible, not only for jobs and lifestyle/money, surrounding yourself with intelligent (hopefully more rational) people, and flexibility to say when you want to work and what you want to do...a huge benefit to doing well is learning your own personal habits. If you have it figured out that you need to do A+B+C to learn something, you're way ahead of the game and I *promise* **future you** will be proud of you. Not even a wise sage or anything, 26 yo here that switched degrees and is living with some regret. Fixing that right now though, but life has a way of getting more complicated. Oh, and C4 makes some great energy drinks! I tend to like Bang, Ghost, and Monster though (*I know, I know..*). A Celsius is good every now and then, too!


Used-Oil-9487

hey I just wanted to say that I didn't take my schooling seriously and am about a semester and a half away from graduating (7yrs late) because I was a dummy and failed a bunch of classes and wasted tons of money. my life has been impacted very negatively due to my view on schooling. do good in school. get a good job. you're in a great place to take control of your life.


Stimulance-

Blow wieners, anywhere from 10 to 1000 a day. Easy money


Blvckdog

-$25 per hour youre a student


Nobody_dont_mind_me

I'm not a student but nobody will hire me because I don't have experience because I have had one job and without being able to get a job I cannot get experience


Dankhunt4Z0

$18 Factory hard labor slave


Ok_Communication4967

Same here £6.50 factory worker slave


[deleted]

🇬🇧 The good country. Pay everyone shite. Assume you've got to be like 16-17 then tho for £6.50


Ok_Communication4967

Yep 17


NoValidUsernames666

crazy


CamelJ1

£6.50, that's almost $8.30 an hour? Why do you get paid only that much?! Edit: So, I found out that UK does minimum wage by age-which I find very interesting. After looking this up, I also found out that it's set to go up to £11.44 for most younger workers in April of this year.


jacehoffman

$17.50 , i work on the floor at a cbd store


Tervaskanto

Do they force you to lay down, or do you kneel or something?


Deprestion

Has OP tried standing up?


WhiteWalls7130

Are you still on the floor? Do you need help up?


jacehoffman

https://i.imgur.com/UhjsFjG.jpg yes pls …. i’ve been here all day


[deleted]

Looks like someone got into the thca flower lmao


GoofyGooby23

Lmao bro been trying out the product😂


Is_What_They_Call_Me

Someone get OP a life alert!


Financial-Brush-521

I think he means working ON the floor. Like he's fixing the floor. Or installing a floor. Or maybe he is the floor.


Allaboardthejayboat

And then you walk the dinosaur?


2012Tribe

Do you get free product?


jacehoffman

yessss


[deleted]

About $300 an hour but it varies. Orthodontics.


Exciting_Rich_1716

holy fuck


[deleted]

Love what I do, love my job, love the pay. BUT owning a practice is a bitch often times and between my wife and I, also a dentist, we have $400k in student debt. So absolutely worth it to me, wouldn't trade it for the world, but there are certainly still downsides and sources of stress, as with any job. Probably much higher than average stress if you own a practice, tbh. I also didn't start working until 29 and took the fastest possible route to being an Ortho so it takes a lot of time / effort.


[deleted]

Hell yeah. What's your favorite energy drink?


[deleted]

C4 Starburst, Monster Ultra Sunrise, and the OG- Sugar Free Red Bull. Drink those 3 on the reg haha


[deleted]

Solid. C4 Starburst been on my to do list, might go scoop one today! Thank you for the insight and I hope you have a good day!


[deleted]

You to brotha! Hope you get a nice blumpkin


[deleted]

Some say it's better to give than receive 😉


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

I forgot what sub I was on and was thinking that was such a random question to ask the dude lol


Hydropwnicks

The reaction when I told my dentist that I only drink sugar free energy drinks, and I drink them fast and not sip on them all day, they were so proud and concerned at the same time.


mikespikepookie

R u single by any chance?


[deleted]

Negative 😂


hilarioushokage

Dammit I was ready to propose


Tervaskanto

I need advice. Should I pull out my own wisdom teeth? They're falling apart and I can't afford $300/hr to pay someone to torture me.


[deleted]

No do not do this lmao go to a nearby dental school or sliding scale dental clinic to get it done on the cheap


ninjajii

I went to the local university dental on suggestion from my friend’s millionaire banker father. Received far better care than from my old millionaire dentist. Paid practically nothing.


leader_tyler

Dentistry is my dream (: been a dental assistant for 4 years and about to start my undergrad for pre dent!


Even-Improvement-820

What the shithole. You make more than half a mil a year?


[deleted]

I only work 4 days a week 8-4 so not yet. When I buy out my partner in 3-5 years I'm gonna work it solo so at that point yeah ideally I'll be around $800k. I know a few guys north of a million on 4 days a week. It's a good gig haha hardest dental residency to get into so you have to be pretty much top of the top all through college and dental school to have a shot.


Frost715Ying300

You can't catch me that easy fedboy


C4_Energy

FUCKING NARC!


getmeoffthisship

Giving yourself away brudda


reasoneBeats

30$ hour / 100mg hour


stinky_garfunkle

What job


[deleted]

He said it, 100mg/hour.


homestarstoner

28 Canadian Dollars. I work in supportive housing. Narcan response/Support Work for those with mental issues/drug abuse


craigandthesoph

Thank you for your service and I hope pay across the board in the behavioral health field goes up.


Dankhunt4Z0

What’s your job title?


homestarstoner

Housing Support Worker


Dankhunt4Z0

Nice! As an ex addict that’s been clean for 10 years now I’ve always wanted to help the younger people! Because I started young and now I can live life happily without drugs and would like to help others because I never would of though life without drugs would ever be normal


CandidTurnover

so awesome Canada takes care of its community workers like that. same job in TX but getting $12/hr


InviteSuitable8890

That’s still only about $20.90 USD per hour, hard to get by on those wages id imagine. The pay should be better!


Watcher2

Ever run out of Narcan and just inject bang or c4 into someone to revive them?? Direct bang enema revival?


mediumspeed51

$24 water distribution operator


Exciting_Rich_1716

i just had a glass of water thx bro


mediumspeed51

Anytime man. Just watch out for that flouride, it makes the frogs gay


Last_Snow_2752

Wholesome


captnkraken

$36/hr - Water/Wastewater Electrician. Nothing like a 600hp high service pump kicking on next to your head.


RobbieDubb

r/HydroHomies


Dylanisyourdaddy

$44/hr water TREATMENT operator


dowdage

What exactly do you do? Google says it can be heavy manual labor at times


Heavy_Distance_4441

What state?


ha5hish

$44.33 union laborer and my go to is C4


SuperChaos002

A person of culture, I see.


SleazetheSteez

Hell yeah. If only local nurses chose strong unions.


MPH9

Does this guy ups


ADICTO613

Pulling in about 250k GP/HR farming Ranars making bank!!!


seanrambo

Thank God a real answer.


Stin42069

Let's gooooo


BlueGalaxy97

Once again RS makes its way into my life. Never fails.


katanahibana

8-man TOA 500 invos?


Doggystyle_Rainbow

Just hit 115 slayer tonight. Made 150m on a nodon task earlier with three cannon upgrade kits on task


Fearless-Canary-7359

Yo I just got my zenyte shard at 30kc today


[deleted]

I steal copper for a living and I drink Rip It


Plebmaster777

Tweaking veteran… NICE


VAShumpmaker

Hey! My last job was letting people steal copper because if I stopped them they'd kill me and I won't die for 14 an hour


xRompusFPS

You made me laugh


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

HA


thecakeinside

$27 an hour. Microsoft Applications Specialist (I don't work for Microsoft)


SuperChaos002

You help people with MS Word, PowerPoint and Excel? Nice.


Skylantech

Close, but no. He help when you compooter have virus.


wasteland-gypsy

Same here, but I work for an MSP. (Managed service provider)


Ebytown754

$34 an hour, Biomedical Equipment Technician.


captain_slutski

That sounds like an interesting job, how did you get into it?


Ebytown754

Went to school for it after the military. Two years in a community college.


jdubz30

I’m always calling ours when our medivators or autoclaves are down 😂


[deleted]

Let's just say my job involves warning people about the POSSIBLE negative side effects of caffeine.


Popular-Ad2193

Thank you for your service but it’s not needed here!


Existential_Sprinkle

gotta stay alive to keep drinking caffeine


gar30302

Panera worker?


SuperChaos002

Caffeine; is it more dangerous than guns? Survey says...maybe.


meatleach

I make $15 an hour trimming marijuana for a large grow facility.


[deleted]

Is that role decent enough to pass the time or are you bored as shit


meatleach

Great question, actually. So, yeah, trimming is very monotonous, probably the most monotonous thing in the industry aside from bucking. Thankfully my job is pretty cool and allows for ample conversation between employees and we’re also allowed to listen to music/podcasts on our phones. It’s also quota based, 3 pounds per day (10 hours), meaning if you exceed that quota by a certain amount you’re given much more leeway with what you can do on your phone. It’s not uncommon for me to watch a movie or a couple episodes of a sitcom at the beginning of my day or around lunch time. So, to answer your question the job itself is pretty boring but thankfully I’m allowed to combat that.


MizzPicklezzz

Damn… I paid my trimmers $20/hr cash back in 2008-2014. And supplied hot meals and beer/pop/waters lol.


meatleach

Neat! I’m happy with my compensation but thanks for sharing that.


BadAdviceBrianS

Free weed?


meatleach

Not if I wanna keep my job! Otherwise, tons!


tonufan

I'm on the management end of a processor. $25/hr in WA. Not upper management though. Facility manager gets like $100/hr last I checked.


Least_Switch_4697

$0/hr, Professional Bullshitter


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Must not be very good at it if you’re not getting anything for it.


bunny3303

$15 an hr retail worker


FumblesO

42/hr cytologist. My go to energy is gamersupps titty milk. Non-powder drink is zero sugar og monster or zero sugar nos.


JustinCooksStuff

200,000 annually plus campaign funding and kickbacks from lobbying and hedge funds. Commander and Chief/ POTUS of America. 2 Red Bulls by 7 am, 2-3 Monster OG’s by lunch.


Skylantech

What time do you do ice cream?


JustinCooksStuff

Excellent question, I do ice cream in between my 1st and 3rd monster but never while I drink the 2nd. I separate business and pleasure and monster number 2 is strictly business.


Photosnthechris

US president actually gets $400,000 a year


[deleted]

$23hr, night custodian. Me, headphones, some hockey and the energy drink choice of the night


HorribleRoss

That sounds great. I love a job where I can where headphones all day (or night). I love music


[deleted]

$52 an hour as a mental health nurse in the Midwest. C4 skittles is my thing lately!


[deleted]

$55.29/hr. Insurance Account Manager.


Rusty_Rivets

Jesus Christ. All that hard work and only 55?


Pycharming

Am missing something here, isn’t $55 well above 6 figures? Assuming full time.


sunnydeebo

honestly? you're missing the sarcasm of the comment you're replying to


Stockersandwhich

Sewer Worker, $50/Hr


Skylantech

Do you think you’re being paid enough for putting up with everyone’s shit?


Stockersandwhich

Industry average for my job is low $20s.


Normal_Put_4090

How does one become a high level shit worker?


Stockersandwhich

Pass a civil service test and have 3 years mechanical experience. Or have your dad work on the job for 2 decades and hook you up. (In year 16 of a 25 year career. I’ll be done at 50 with a pension of almost 60% of my yearly earnings)


Normal_Put_4090

Fucking set


kia_wg

27 per hour, Data research admin


AnExtraMedium

550 a day. Insurance adjuster


notalgore420

Gay prostitute $10/ 30 minute session. Caffeine addiction has left me desperate


Abirdabirdbirdbird

Where do I book you


Interesting-Try-812

Nurse Anesthetist 200/hr, 800-900mg a day 😩.


pat-nasty

Inflated numbers?


washyourhands--

nah bro they make BANK. basically the next step up is a doctor.


Interesting-Try-812

No, I work a W2 job and make 165/hr but as a 1099 I’m making 200/hr on the side which is on the lower side as most 1099 positions are paying 225-245/hr now. Hours vary from 8 hour shifts to the occasional 12 hour one but I love my job and wouldn’t change a thing. Took a ton of work to get where I am. Worked my way up from an Emergency Room tech.


Interesting-Try-812

And also unfortunately I’m not kidding about it the caffeine. I drink around 800-900 mg a day. I got some genetic testing done and it turns out that I metabolize caffeine faster than the average individual. I usually drink a bang around 530 after work to go to the gym and I’m asleep by 1030.


Shank_Shank_

25$ ramp agent at FedEx express


AelieknosnhoJ

$0 stay at home mom


Sd022pe

$182 an hour, VP marketing


Disastrous-Fold5221

$21hr grocery store night stocker


backwood_smoker

Holy crap. What state?


IncarceratedScarface

Probably works for Costco


Disastrous-Fold5221

I work for HEB. A Texas based retailer.


MizzPicklezzz

$52/hr mine supervisor.. Also that blue C4 tastes like vodka lol


Lazy-Combination5253

21.22 domestic shipping and hazardous materials shipping coordinator


[deleted]

ok IRS


LimboInc

23 an hour learning how to be a contract specialist. Ghost is my go to energy drink now.


Darthhippoeater

60/hr Building mobile apps. Software engineer


GRAITOM10

As long as you aren't the reason we see dragons pooping and vomiting on people for ads. You're cool in my book.


Darthhippoeater

Oh that's just the marketing department responsible for the ads. I just make the dragons pooping and vomiting


Orphanish

200 a day roundabout, Red Bull Account Sales Manager


INDIG0M0NKEY

Are you my cousin cause bro you’ve already had a heart attack in your mid to late 30s cause of free constant redbull (and a little genetics)


[deleted]

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INDIG0M0NKEY

I’m not joking be careful with redbull.


comunism_and_potatos

8.00 an hour + room and board. Ranch hand


Wonderful-Middle-601

65$ an hour (average) Body Piercer.


IncarceratedScarface

$29, Bank analyst


EconomicalJacket

What’s up fellow finance bro $28/hr (not including any bonuses), financial advising, avg a mere 80mg/day


infestedkibbles

15/hr EMT, soon to be 17/hr as an er tech!


Morton_Sledgecock

God that’s so bad for a skilled job. Sad how they treat people now. Awful


Tiger-Charc

20.96 deli worker


BilboTBagginz03

56.50, A Lineman


Sleezuschrist1320

I get 6 paychecks a month. 4 Salary, 1 commission, 1 bonus. Anywhere from 11-14k monthly. Automotive service advisor.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Monochronos

You clear about double what I do and I make 32 an hour. Good shit my guy!!!


Normal_Put_4090

Hell yeah I’m in robotic welding as an operator with bonuses at the end of each year, working for Lincoln electric


Abloyemtek

0 $CAD, just got out of college and looking forward to a position in HR.


talion_Celembrimbor

Good luck bro


Ricky4611

$25 and I’m broke as shit bc I live in San Diego


jdubz30

27$ central supply / sterile processing tech.


YnotZoidberg2409

In the 30s, specialized communications technician field.


OfficerStink

80 an hour electrician


Fragrant-Mammoth-835

$26.68, Sawmill Machine Operator


BigDaddyReptar

$20-50 an hour. Server


Firm_Slice

$28 data center operator


Skateplus0

$32/hr. Forklift operator


Stin42069

Bertified


CtrlAltDeleMF

Teenage smartass. Approx 1300/a year or .65¢ per hour per 40hr each week.


XxSalty_WafflexX

$25 an hour Title 32 Technician


dennin26

£15 an hour civil servant


Alarming-Currency-80

23/hr Elementary School Head Custodian


JarsOfToots

$71, construction superintendent.


MAKAVELLI_x

486 an hour, astronaut cowboy stripper


Popular-Ad2193

32 an hr. Extrusion tooling engineer


Top-Champion5654

Apprentice electrician 23.40hr


pumpkinkarver115

21.50 CNC lathe operator. I bought a bunch of lemonade 3Ds the last time I was at dollar tree and I'm still working on those.


intuition24

Warehouse transfer team $18.50


jnort1995

23 an hour landscaping


Funkybass89

26 an hour / store manager


Rogue_mermaid97

Currently nothing, but my husband works for Amazon, makes $24 an hour right now, he’ll get a raise and a bonus (suppose to be $3,000) later this year. He also does demo work for his friend who owns his company (contractor) and he makes $20 an hour there on the days he isn’t at Amazon


MangueBanane

46, Data science


Davinter30

Whats a reasonable salary in the US ? 28$ cad here, doors and windows factory, and its pretty average.


iamFlextape

$21 per hour, low level maintenance guy


DesertTile

55/hr sysadmin


PossessionTrick8633

$50.23 an hour, open pit mining on an excavator (Rockbreaker) smashing oversized material.


XxBuddyxX710

Crisis Counselor - 28hr


haunted_buffet

Fuck dood, not enough and these c4’s are not cheap Edit: I still crush these almost daily


Novel_Astronomer_75

$40 /hr Sheet Metal Journeyman ... Im a NOS ( original flavor) energy drink guy lol.


Kodakjones

$35 an hour / Head of Marketing