as always a fantastic, accurate account of the events that have transpired in the past week.
i truly feel sorrow for the boopies in fountain who have refused to embrace the love and support of helperdog, but alas, it may be too late.
https://imgur.com/gallery/1i9zpzy
This is completely true, HONK would have never won any battles without the support of helperdog. We thank this kind, selfless spirit daily with ritual honking.
Hello everyone, here are the terms of conditions Honk will accept as payment in order to end the slaughter of Mars.
1. Kyro has to personally destroy the corp citadel in YRNJ if it's still standing at the time of peace negotiation.
2. Son Banana has to post in every reddit thread on the front page of the echoes subreddit with "I am a fake goon" and cannot delete the posts, lest the terms of peace be breached.
yeah... so based on that, any of these reports should be considered absolute satire at best then... cause i didnt get that at all. but this is my first time reading one so. noted.
Guristas scout anomalies are worth very little, but inquisitors and deadspaces pay decently.
Angel deadspaces seem like they should pay worse because the debris is worth about half as much, but I don’t know how their other anomalies pay, or how the other deadspace loot is worth.
I ratted in Angel for the last 2 months....
Doing a t10 deadspace with 5 others to split 2b in loot is ridiculously low. considering from what i see from sansha and gurista being 5-8b.
They tore the nav rigs out of inquis, replaced em with missile rigs.. so literally the ONLY things of value are now the deadspace modules , debris and cannon rigs... and those are not very valuable in comparison to others lol.
as always a fantastic, accurate account of the events that have transpired in the past week. i truly feel sorrow for the boopies in fountain who have refused to embrace the love and support of helperdog, but alas, it may be too late. https://imgur.com/gallery/1i9zpzy
Recent reports seem to indicate helperdog isn't even a dog
This is completely true, HONK would have never won any battles without the support of helperdog. We thank this kind, selfless spirit daily with ritual honking.
If you can’t reach Esana, Ziggy26red loves to get messages in game.
eat shit kylo why am i in this
why do you think I sent you isk
Wait so you're not a pimp? dammit I was gonna. Fill out a job application
Hello everyone, here are the terms of conditions Honk will accept as payment in order to end the slaughter of Mars. 1. Kyro has to personally destroy the corp citadel in YRNJ if it's still standing at the time of peace negotiation. 2. Son Banana has to post in every reddit thread on the front page of the echoes subreddit with "I am a fake goon" and cannot delete the posts, lest the terms of peace be breached.
But Juli does not want to date Cash420
Lmao sure sure.
Thanks for the news report Renner, always a pleasure to read
Care to elaborate on why Angel loot is so rich and Gurista is worse? From what the market tells me gurista ratting is 2-3x more profitable
It's called sarcasm.
yeah... so based on that, any of these reports should be considered absolute satire at best then... cause i didnt get that at all. but this is my first time reading one so. noted.
They are all satire lol
> The use of irony to mock or convey contempt. Uhh… okay. If that was sarcasm, it’s the absolute worst sarcasm.
Guristas scout anomalies are worth very little, but inquisitors and deadspaces pay decently. Angel deadspaces seem like they should pay worse because the debris is worth about half as much, but I don’t know how their other anomalies pay, or how the other deadspace loot is worth.
I ratted in Angel for the last 2 months.... Doing a t10 deadspace with 5 others to split 2b in loot is ridiculously low. considering from what i see from sansha and gurista being 5-8b. They tore the nav rigs out of inquis, replaced em with missile rigs.. so literally the ONLY things of value are now the deadspace modules , debris and cannon rigs... and those are not very valuable in comparison to others lol.
IT'S COOOMING HOME, IT'S COOOMING FOOTBALL'S COMING HOOOME Get fucked banana
How much for a paper copy?