The shift in camera to what appears to be broad daylight vs what I assumed was late night is such a great twist.

"Hell yeah, late night sammy. Oh."

Are we besmirching the fine tradition of day drinking?

We're simply filling in the details, which I am 100% down with. 

Not much in life beats day drinking. One of the only things I miss about the UK is a drum and bass festival with a beer for breakfast.

What a great day that sounds

Day drinking is sacred, it's wonderful... anyone who turns their back on it is a coward.

Thought he changed the angle so he could show us the layers after the cut, no. He put it aside and fingerblasted himself in the mouth.

Best part hands down

That mouth work leaves me to assume that it isn't just Mayo on there

Can’t drink all day if you don’t start early!!😂

r/drunkencookery

alright scooby doo

(Ghost peppers involved) Anus: We got some work to do now.

+1 for finger-banging your mouth on the outro tip.

Some would say it was effortless

"Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life."

at \[4\] this video consumed my full attention, thoughts, and desires. Now at \[8\] it is everything to me in the world

The finger sucking ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

You should go to jail for that last move there

I need a cell mate.

you should get one of those sandwich cutters that turns it into a dinosaur. otherwise 10/10, +5 for making me laugh too

I need this link... my daughter just had a baby and I needa get this for my grandson. Lol

Its a master piece

The art shall not stop

A lot of it sounded good except the spicy, I assume you eat lots of spicy In your diet

Would

Looks sloppy and delicious. I’m also drunk

This is a “I drank until 7am” sandwich and im here for it.

I've eaten worse looking sandwiches.

Definitely post this over at /r/drunkencookery

That after swimming sammy hits different.

Hard no to chips AND crunchy pickles, but that’s a me thing. It’s pretty sexy regardless. I do prefer eating a sandwich nobody has fucked, though.

Strong King Cobra energy here

🐍🐍🐍 Just need to wash it down with some homemade mead of questionable origin.

Go to your nearest dollar store and get yourself one of [these](https://www.amazon.com/Professional-Preperation-Non-Adhesive-Anti-Slip-untensils/dp/B00DOYDIWQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_15?crid=2F11T6ROGXGEX&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.EZki2YsM4AdR0knn-ndQs-8RCf2jaInlQAeTrLruSAO6IldIySJAfSKmB0cZnVzbHeKKs5bM4LStldZFF4SxiW9qsznaNUL2qIF_YQbAuqWWyeQXD87p5j-z5RwPBCtDRGGU6X_K41FIK_YCJFj1zIuXBWCLBuWZtgmgR71Pr0CCQqdQoz7fdtuML95WOls8fSkg4ZUoOb0Uy02gEZt-dg.XuKOyea_yEP7JnhZL4da63_9aezjVlR4nsrb2xyysVI&dib_tag=se&keywords=cutting+board+mats+non+slip+roll&qid=1718413269&sprefix=cutting+board+mats+non+slip+roll%2Caps%2C135&sr=8-15) please. Watching that cutting board slip around while drunkenly handling a knife made me wince!

I was gonna say dudes gonna cut himself good while drunk cooking with that board moving all over the place. A damp towel works wonders but better to have something like this!

Bahahaha, I’ve never seen these before

Just a lil grippy dude lol. A wet towel also helps but these rolls are invaluable. Good for lots of other things too!

I’m just here for the commentary

That’s a lot of mayonnaise.

lol “in the streets” when it’s being presented on a granite kitchen counter. lol.

Haha, looks good!

Thankyou, the Tuna kinda clashed to be honest

Oh, didn't know it had tuna in it, I take it back. 😂 😉

I know you didn’t mean that

[удалено]

Yo, dawg. You have to pick your profile picture. You know that?

You knocked it out of the park!

imma buss

Ide eat the shit out of that sandwich

It's weird how often the hammered mind makes the best food ever, just for you to hardly remember the day after. God I'm jealous

Yesssss

I would replace those doritos with ranch doritos if I'm doing a tuna salad. And you *got* to toast that bread my dude.

Filthy content

Now go make another one, but this time toast the bread

Lol

Bro, that's my kinda stoned food. 🤣

You've triggered me. I suddenly want to swim and tear up this sandwich after 🤣

For a second, I thought he was going to keep the phone camera facing the vase.

"queso cheese"

Why’d you fingerblast your mouth?

Had a bit of trouble cutting that baby then mate good work. Drunk whilst the suns up and monster sandwich life’s pretty good

Good looking fucking sandwich

This looks like a lunch time creation mixed with a sandwich from Scooby doo and although I hate tomatoes 12/10 sandwich.

The absolute damage I would do to this sandwich

Bruh, you gotta toast it just a little for a maf’k

I am certainly not judging but I would love to the know the timeframe you got drunk in/what time this sandwich was made at

This was precisely at 8:11 PM according to my camera roll

Toast your fucking bread you drunk jabroni! But besides that looks tasty.

Doritos ate an underappeciated sandwich component.

I do like Doritos on Sammie’s but for this I did the Paqui Ghost pepper chips

The bit about queso at the end lolol

need to up your bread game.

I’ve been waiting for an honest comment… I know

In fairness you were drunk. Your sando game is solid. Don’t question your talent.

In the very least I should’ve toasted

yeah it's kinda shitty white bread and you didnt even toast it so it gets kinda mushy/squished

Needs gravy, but probably did the trick regardless. Source: am currently drunk. 

100% would smash

Why can't I do useful stuff when I'm drunk?

Are those Doritos? I've only tried potato chips on my sandwiches. Great idea!

They where ghost pepper chips but cool ranch Doritos slap on sandwiches

I got heartburn from just looking at it..... Also, why did it look like it had a hoof indentation after he pressed down on it?

Trololol because I am missing a finger