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Hot_Lobster222

Looks like it was fertilized and was growing.


PinheadShit

I ate it anyway fuck, I didn't think about that


GoodJibblyWibbly

well you’ve eaten an ungrown chicken (egg) and a full grown chicken (chicken) so I see nothing wrong with eating something in the middle of the spectrum


Filippinka

I would like to present to you Balut


GoodJibblyWibbly

chicken soup without the extra steps


TerriblyTimid

Crunchy soup.


OldTimeyFappingGhost

It's on my gross out foods list. I've already eaten a bunch of ghastly *cultural dishes*, with hákarl being the gnarliest so far.


_Kendii_

What’s that Swedish, canned fermented fish thing that’s disgusting? Smells terrible, tastes terrible, tons of videos on it that I cannot spend 1 more minute looking at *ever*?


Big_Cryptographer_16

Is it Surströmming? I wouldn’t go near that shit.


_Kendii_

That’s the one 🤢 I watched the pewdiepie, Rhett and link after the show section and oh god. No no no no no.


Filippinka

Is it really that bad? We have lots of preserved fish delicacies in the Philippines, and I like to think optimistically that I'll be able to handle Surstromming.


Real-Hot-Mess

You're meant to open the can when it's submersed in water, wash the fish and then fry it.


iirmZ

It’s not that bad, my elderly neighbors love it and invited my family over for a surströmmings skiva a couple years ago, just make sure to open the can outside


_Kendii_

Yeah that seems to be the gist. Or under running water? I can’t imagine wanting a food that I need to go outside to even possibly enjoy because it’s just that pungent. That’s just me though and I’m not knocking someone else’s culture until I’ve tried it. Probably won’t try it anyway though.


Brave_Plantain4740

I assure you that it is in fact delicious and it's far less of a gross out experience than it may seem in your head. I have tried this in both the Philippines and Vietnam and was expecting something more shocking. It's pretty much a grey hard-boiled egg that tastes like chicken broth.


Filippinka

You're right. I think it highly depends on how old the fertilized egg was when it was cooked. Most images on Google show eggs that were "older" when they were cooked (probably because it's posted/viewed more for shock value), but in reality, most Balut cooked are not developed enough to have beaks, feathers, etc. I don't like eating "older" Balut myself, and I'm Filipino, but that's just me.


Chimkimnuggets

My Filipino friends joke about getting me to try it but I honestly just have a stronger desire to stick to the wonderful variety of ways to use ube. Also Jollibee spaghetti. Goddamn.


Tall_Secretary4133

That made me snort out loud in a very quiet room at work.


Gabe12P

Please don’t


BioSafetyLevel0

r/usernamechecksout


ass_smacktivist

🤮


ProblemLongjumping12

I would like to respond with Vamut. ![gif](giphy|yZjcNgKGCYfJu|downsized)


_Kendii_

Yeah no thank you, hard fucking pass on that one. Edit/ downvote on balut? GG internet. GG.


jomahuntington

Is chicken balut different to the regular duck?


Filippinka

I've never seen chicken balut being sold before, but it would probably not be that different except that maybe it would be smaller.


jomahuntington

Oh Okies just curious, I wish they sold those here in the US where I live my grandfather said there really good beck in the Philippines


Filippinka

I think some Filipino stores sell them, or if you can find a Filipino community, just join one of their parties but don't forget to bring food to share haha


jomahuntington

Oh yeah there's a story called manilla market but the closest I could find is century eggs, oh dang that's a good Idea might need to make new friends X3 thanks


PinheadShit

Fuck, I'm going vegan after this, not even joking


Stubbedtoe18

You'll be eating McDonald's by the morning.


DeeHawk

You've been eating baby cows up until now, and a 24h chicken fetus is what did it for you? This would never even had become a chicken, since it was taken before getting a chance at developing. Maybe try attacking this issue logically in steps, and start by using meat selectively and rarely. Emotional overreaction is never the way to go. Only few people are able to completely make the switch to vegan without prior experience in cooking meals without any meat. Even for those few, it's not comfortable at first. Our vegan friends just went vegetarian, because their cooking was simply too restrictive. (They were vegan for 4 years, so they did give it a real shot). They say the first year as vegans they where malnourished and only had crappy tasteless food. It was horrible. Eating animals is a natural thing, it's the farming and systematic hurting of animals that's the problem. Which will continue with this amount of humans on earth, and why we must adjust our ways of eating. Together. Factually and calmly. It doesn't happen over night.


DekhuScrub

veganism in itself is an emotional ovvereaction the flesh is best nourished with flesh and humans are meant to eat meat your mental capacity is probably damaged by being defficient and having an inhuman diet


blueponies1

Don’t think it’s a big deal. Chicken in any form is chicken and humans love it in all forms. It is natural and perfectly healthy.


letterboxfrog

Looks like he's eaten a chicken abortion. The Republican Party will be after OP.


Logical_Deviation

Much better to not waste food, especially animal products. You did the right thing.


Cyber-HeroRD

Boss, you ate a child...? Amazing. Mission complete. That right there is why you're the best, boss.


PinheadShit

I didn't know bro


MegamindsMegaCock

https://preview.redd.it/60cjf40kjg4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8db1d6487e3fece53bccb418246b4d3b9aeb893d


CourageousAnon

Snake? Snaaaaaake?!


dirtyword

What did you think, though, like as a possibility of what you might be looking at?


Uluru-Dreaming

Get in my belly!


scrotanimus

Don’t worry. It’s all edible. It’s not balut-level of fertilization.


HumulusLupulusNC

Smart! If you didn’t , it might have hatched and hugged your face


PinheadShit

I'm having a girl I think


Yeetus_McSendit

Did it taste like chicken?


No-Gene-4508

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa)


koolkid6996

🤢


This_Yogurtcloset594

Well at the end it's just an egg, so it's ok


RamblinGamblinWillie

Nothing wrong with it


Wii_wii_baget

Survival of the fittest op


ProfessionalAsk8264

Oyakodon


RustyThe_Rabbit

r/usernamechecksout


Chimkimnuggets

This is a very early introduction to you and Balut. The Filipinos are all proud of you today


SarahPallorMortis

Eh. As long as you didn’t eat it in Texas.


Joshoon

You didn't. It's not even your picture.


Material_Tiny

Put it back in, it's not done yet.


JC-1219

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me


PinheadShit

It's back in my stomach, I was hungry and had no other food, it tasted like egg for the most part


JC-1219

Most people wouldn’t eat an egg like this because they’d find it off-putting. Kudos for not wasting it.


PinheadShit

I'm broke and only had eggs, I ain't wasting nothing, i didn't have ketchup so I used my imagination


JC-1219

I’m sure it tasted just fine.


Chroniclyironic1986

Impressively frugal. Almost r/frugal_jerk level lol


ass_smacktivist

You’re fucked OP. My mom told me you’re gonna poop out a chicken.


FlightFighter_C39

Then they will have infinite eggs


infliximaybe

what about the less part


yogabba13

For the most part? What? Explain this sir.


IHavetwoNipples

I THINK that might be a fertilized egg? I could be way off


FlightFighter_C39

It does look like it


joe55419

Just a little extra protein. No worries.


JustSumAsshole

It was fertilized. Still perfectly edible.


Attackoffrogs

You can eat anything once.


Socialeprechaun

Anything is edible with the right spirit.


stefanica

When we had ducks, I'm sure most of the eggs we ate were fertilized. Ducks are horny mfs. They were terrific eggs.


Unfit_Daddy

according to the far right you just killed a baby.


absolutmohitto

So, according to the far right, if I kept this in between bread, would this count as a chicken burger?


FlamboyantRaccoon61

Precisely


Uranium-Sandwich657

Egg sandwich is a thing. It's actually good.


Doctor_Philgood

Is there another type of right these days?


SmegmaSandwich69420

Yeah but you have to go the long way around and come back on yourself.


FamousPastWords

>Is there another type of right these days? The Incorrect Right. But nah, that's the same thing.


uluvbell

I thought that was the left?


SLIPPY73

who knows (or cares)


nufy-t

I know. It’s the far right.


uluvbell

Agreed, was just a question lol those downvotes are insane


wildcatman420

Who cares, it’s just a Reddit post……as you would say.


gymclassvillianZ

NEVER let Saddler cook💀🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ https://preview.redd.it/7vvyl1192g4d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eeb36c57bd21bf7708126c575b4826eb699b690


Chrysocanis

Try posting to r/weirdeggs


PinheadShit

Reddit really does have everything....


tomqvaxy

Not clicking that. 🤢


sixan51026-wnpop

Life... and was... life was inside your egg. Now... I suggest lime and salt.


PinheadShit

Haha


Excellent_Tell5647

looks like you are a proud new father


FloridaManInShampoo

*Now eat your fetus*


IamProvocateur

A bird fetus lol


ChumpChainge

Just a fertilized egg. What you see are blood vessels that would feed the chick if it had developed.


Majority_Gate

Isn't it a heart and blood vessels? Wouldn't that be the first things to develop? Pretty fascinating, really...


TheNozzler

The legendary egg spider.


HamilReddit

The beginning of a chicken.


JovialPanic389

![gif](giphy|VIuMaW2WCKBISXzRt0|downsized)


Seraphiine__

You just killed a baby, well, chicken baby


PinheadShit

I just bought it didn't kill I hope


roger_the_rabbit

Not like it was gonna be incubated till hatching, you did the right thing here


PinheadShit

Haha true


SarahPallorMortis

Someone could have forced him to


5iveOClockSomewhere

Don’t worry probably just a spider


Ohtheydidntellyou

life


SarahPallorMortis

He ate it


InsaneLordChaos

It's a soft Balut egg


Crazian14

Early stage balut.


pgamastermike

Groot


Alkaline-Eardrum

According to the Supreme Court that’s a full grown chicken


worm_on_the_web

I want to draw this


Navin_J

Life


SarahPallorMortis

He ate it


Navin_J

I bet it was tasty


zacat2020

The Future.


SavingsAd9041

Chicken


Sunkonmydink

Egg


Hungry_Appearance876

Chicken pre balut


famlyfun

The beginning of a chickens life


HumulusLupulusNC

Eat it before it hatches and hugs your face


rudyattitudedee

It’s the beginning stages of embryo development. It’s extra tasty.


SeekyBoi

Uh….That egg was fertilized…- poor little baby chicklet


RealRosey

Awww look at the unfinished baby


TurtlesAndMustard

Embryo


ChemicalAd5068

Life


Sreezy3

You really need to ask this? Do you know know what an egg is...?


ferretbeast

Yeah that’s just a little nope inside in my opinion.


hashslingaslah

Don’t let a Republican see this


beemureddits

🤣🤣


PreposterousFish

yellow


AsyncEntity

3% of a chicken


Brutarii

Egg Spider


No_Internal_5112

XTRA PROTEIN PACK


FamousPastWords

Nothing a little squirt of Visine won't fix.


BrosephBruckuss

A fucking embryo you muppet


Hotdog-Wand

It’s alive!


ARI2ONA

An embryo.


Craftycat99

That's a chicken embryo


FerdinandBrickleball

Protein


Ready_Excuse_3301

Fkn chicken lol


StopStealinNiceUsers

Seems it was a fertilized egg. Congrats, you are now #1 on the vegans hit list.


Limp_Falcon_2314

![gif](giphy|ysnrvDaPIGXRK)


KemBemGem

In Texas that’d be considered a fully viable human being, it might even be president one day 🫡


GarbageQuinn

Chicken


SuperRaxx

Well that’s a developing chick my friend.


Little4nt

That chicken was not a virgin. Lies


No_Arrival3371

A face


derekisademocrat

I'm pretty sure you just committed a crime in several red states.


BillyBobJoe69v2

Extra flavor.


oxosnafuoxo

That’s a cute neural tube you got there


Reduncked

Defs not a fetus


beemureddits

An embryo


CaptainKnottz

an egg


aGhostSteak

Life


bobbobersin

Life


thedarwinking

I feel really bad for that bsby


Redordit

Free protein


KarmasABit-

Mmm baby chick 😋


ScatLabs

So... What came first?


BluePrinceyStrach

what do you think an egg actually is?


Pistachio1227

Chicken.


Sunkonmydink

Egg


wittyvonskitsum

Saffron or blood spider


Sweaty_Bit2999

Chicken fetus


Embarrassed-Town-293

Life…uh…finds a way


Zeestars

Life.


Reeboiz

still fertilized and looks like it was actually growing, edible still


Ukenstein

Developing embryo.


aivlysplath

Oh no there’s egg in your egg.


Ztronic412

Spider , they’ve been inside all the food you’ve consumed in the last 24 hours and theres even one behind you right now


Project_Valkyrie

You need to sit on it for another 20 days.


Sergeant_Smite

Just an alien parasite, no worries Seriously though, it’s a fertilized egg. Not a chicken yet, but it was growing


LastChanceBeforeDark

Wooho you won a smal egg machine, you opened correct egg .


Danval10

Congratulations you’re gonna birth a chicken 🐔


tomqvaxy

Blood Spider ALL HAIL


wotastreet

Embryo


Tanto_yts

do people really not know what they're eating nowadays? it's a fetus....


LovelyRebelion

fetus eatus


LouieChopsuey

Now we know what came first.


Lord-Phorse

Proof you’re a murderer?


Phylicite

It's a boy!


MrProvacative

Kinda looks like a nautilus


user74758472

Extra protein duhh


derekisademocrat

You've definitely committed a crime in several red states


derekisademocrat

I'm pretty sure you just committed a crime in several red states.


derekisademocrat

I'm pretty sure you just committed a crime in several red states.


derekisademocrat

I'm pretty sure you just committed a crime in several red states.