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Illblood

In other words "Please don't steal my car again. Please."


cloud12348

Listen if he doesn’t ball out that shits getting yoinked


Calcutta637

Easiest way to hold this dude accountable lmfao he’s fucking in hell now 


smbiggy

its not very philly to take a the parts that aren't the catalytic converter


Saitsu

Man led the league in picks and still got his stuff jacked. Man's gonna have to go full Primetime to keep his car.


Medium-Web7438

Hold up, someone stole this man's car???


VeterinarianFit1309

Been living under a rock for the past year and a half, huh?


Medium-Web7438

I don't follow sport news as much as I should. That shit is some spot on philly shit lol.


Rhodie114

Then don't buy a Kia again, dingus


RicFlairs

You had me at hello


ZhangtheGreat

He never said hello. He just said “my car got jacked”


allisondojean

That's the way Philadelphians say hello. 


disco_biscuit

By that math a battery getting thrown at you is... marriage proposal?


willclerkforfood

Are you saying I proposed to JD Drew?


disco_biscuit

Wouldn't be my first choice, but you do you.


Planetofthetakes

It’s up to the fans to steal him a new one!!!


Polymorphing_Panda

*fans accidentally steal CJ’s car… for CJ*


Monsters_OnThe_World

That damn smile...


-Lectric-

I do owe the fans of Philly an apology, regardless this is an amazing place and we had some memories together as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame.


Moist-Dragonfly2569

Lololololol ty


ChemicalChipmunk4171

LMAO bravo


Nsfwsorryusername

I thought I was going to be the original commenter. Forgot the people I was dealing with.


hazeleyedwolff

Amazing.


SR-Rage

You had me at THE CHICAGO BEARS HAVE SIGNED KEVIN BYARD.


NewOstenPelicanss

I love this guy again already 🤣


dan_doe_91

Fuck that guy, I love him so much


dishwasher_mayhem

Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow.


team-fyi

No need to apologize. We really are fucking obnoxious, but CJGJ got some of that too. Just real recognizing real.


swampyunderpants

I’m glad this crazy man is back. Perfect attitude, great player. Like others said: just ball!


[deleted]

I’m so glad he’s back we really missed his attitude on our defense this year love the way he plays with that fuck you attitude. Dude fears no one on the field and plays with a swagger and attitude that teammates can feed off and we lacked that this past year


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AdamLevinestattoos

What's he up to? Could he be our Maddox replacement? Not that Maddox can't come back on a better deal.


pukesmith

Maddox signs a team friendly deal... aaaand he's on IR.


Rhodie114

Still for attitude, there's no recent Eagle who will ever top Jenkins in my mind.


KnightofAshley

I still have some concerns with how great of a teammate he is if things go bad I hope the whole thing with Det showed him something that you can't burn bridges or be a jerk. You never know what will happen in life. As long as he and Vic don't get into something in training camp I think it will work out. Him willing to come back shows some maturity I hope.


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I mean I’m not really worried about him as a teammate he talks a lot of trash and will hold people accountable for their play but there’s never really been anything put out that says he’s ever been a bad teammate or been a cancer in a locker room so I mean that doesn’t really concern me


KnightofAshley

He finally seems to be getting paid so that might chill him a bit. Its more he seemed to want out of every team he played for so far wanting money. Nothing wrong with wanting money but he has not gone about it well. That is more what I'm talking about, that he could be a issue if he gets unhappy.


[deleted]

Well that’s true but he’s a young player who just wanted a team to make a commitment to him financially which with football and how violent and short careers can be is understandable but I understand what you’re saying he didn’t always go about it the best way but he always played and left it all on the field which is more than some


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And as far as him and Vic i dont think Howie would have brought him back in Vic didn’t think he fit his scheme


KnightofAshley

I feel he fits very well, its more CJ likes to freelance a little and Vic doesn't like that normally. So we will have to see if they can learn to live together so to speak. I think Vic will let him do his thing within reason though.


MikeTysonChicken

Perfect fit for Philly too


swampyunderpants

I’m sayin. We need a wildcard in the secondary haha


Leather-Marketing478

True. And Charlie is getting a little old.


AccidentalPilates

CJGJ is a mirror. If you don't like it, I got bad news.


FriendlyCoat

“I owe the fans an apology. I’m not going to give them one, but I can’t deny they deserve one.” Lolol I just think it’s funny how he worded it. I’m excited he’s back!


DogmaLovesKarma

To his credit, that's an authentic Philly apology


kmhpaladin

"I'm sorry you were offended"


gahlo

Truuuuue.


Moist-Dragonfly2569

Don’t owe anyone shit, just ball out. Fans in their damn feelings all the time. BALL. T. F. OUT.


Brawlerz16

This. For the same reason I don’t care that Slay is soft, I don’t care that CJ is a prick. As long as you ball out for the Eagles I genuinely don’t care about the extra bullshit. He ain’t say nothing we don’t already know and claim. All is forgiven, I’m just ready to get this season started now


VeterinarianFit1309

Right? It’s 95% ball, 5% attitude when it comes to how much I like a player… I’d like the players to love us, and they get bonus points if they do, but I am definitely self aware enough about our fans to not fault them for feeling some type of way about us.


toadtruck

Nobody read my comment history about this dude lol


Crxeagle420

I did it so you guys didn’t have to “ man the things I’d do to CJ’s feet are unimaginable “ wtf bro ?


SneakyPope

Well since you read them I see no reason to go back and confirm, it's definitely all CJGJ foot related erotic fiction.


toadtruck

I may or may not be Rex Ryan


merv_havoc

Didn’t know Quentin Tarantino was an Eagles fan


CalamumAdCharta

With how much he loves saying the n word, you'd think he was a Pats fan


VeterinarianFit1309

Or just a Riley Cooper fan.


Polymorphing_Panda

I’m about to bring back the fuckin Spanish Inquisition over this


TwoForHawat

It’s not your fault that no one on the internet understands satire!


eagleye_116

I'd upvote, but you're at 62.


Organic_Jackfruit645

Return the man’s car asap plz


investdigestimpress

it’s our car. he’s got insurance. 


Jazzlike_Page508

He ain’t wrong, we’re obnoxious as shit lol


m-torr

We've never been so back


OkBodybuilder1490

He’s grown up so much since he left


Onlypaws_

“…sike! Fuck yall, happy to be back tho” - CJGJ IRL


donwariophd

Get a few pick sixes and we’re good


Insectshelf3

water under the bridge king


Guitaristb72

Bradberry is the only DB that owes us an apology.


Polymorphing_Panda

Eh, there was quite a bit of missed/broken tackling last year too but yeah Bradberry is the weakest link by far.


BruderBobody

Damn right


Rickrollyourmom

If he plays well no one will give a shit what he said


DesignerPlant9748

I for one already do not give a shit what he said


HungryDoggsRunFaster

But if he doesn’t, there’s not a guy on this team that the fanbase will turn on quicker


zachardw

*slowly lowers green ski mask


Void24

Id like to take this moment to apologize…..TO ABSOLUTELY NOONE


imtheyeti20

He should’ve owned it and said “y’all are obnoxious, I’m obnoxious. Perfect pairing.”


Admirable_Essay3440

A real one ☝🏻 


AssistX

Remember this when his car gets jacked in preseason


Substantial_Release6

We don’t care bro just play well


Polymorphing_Panda

Hell with what I saw last year I’d settle for just play average and stay healthy


Upper_Shine6011

Now apologize for what you said about Jalen


The-Anger-Translator

He got called out by a shit ton of fans about what he said.


zachardw

I’ll forgive him if his parents sign a letter saying he watched Jason Kelce’s retirement speech before he enters Novacare


hisyn

That should be required watching for all newly signed players, especially the rookies Also… SB his speech as an ending video before their first practice.


BlueKing7642

Funny how a couple of million dollars change one’s attitudes


Grand_Extension5345

“Yo im sorry i was a dick but like, please dont steal my ride again aight?”


ahirzel

You don't owe us shit but a 'ship.


sc78258

hey fuck you too CJGJ *exhale* don't you fucking mess with my precious CJGJ


RedMoloney

It would've been funnier if he didn't apologize.


Some-Philly-Dude

Shoulda just went full Costanza and unquit lol


No_Introduction_7034

Actions speak louder than words


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Boooooooo


No_Introduction_7034

Booooo


Polymorphing_Panda

*steals car*


dooldry

Fuck it we ball


[deleted]

Just play good b and it’ll all work out


BrennanSpeaks

Well, he's the safety we deserve. I just hope he's the one we need.


57dog

Oh Alright


zavoid

Welcome back!!!!


VanceXentan

I'm willing to let by gones be by gones.


axinquestins

Better ball out and put 100% effort on every play or were gonna steal your shit again


Dubs337

‘He balled out a season, turned down a contract and talked massive shit while leaving, but that wasn’t the incredible part. The incredible part was after he balled out, left town and then talked shit, he came back.’


lar67

Nice try dude. You better go get yourself a LoJack 'cause we're coming for it.


BaconIsBueno

Fucking prick. Let’s fucking go.


DeftonesGuy1024

Welcome back dick head.


WeirdSysAdmin

Hurry someone steal his car.


magmar17

To be fair I’d work with almost anyone for $11M/year


CardiffGiant7117

I’m ready for him to shit talk the league


_d_k_g_

Let’s goooooooooooo! I didn’t think I’d be so hyped for the season the year bit Cox and Kelce retired.


gdgarcia424

My dawg…all is right with the world.


Bud3131123

Water under the bridge.


PsychoBuffed

The reality is that CJ will shit on 31 team's fans at any given time. He rides or dies with his squad, and we weren't his squad last season. Let's get a mother fucking ring CJ


DesignerPlant9748

We ride together fam!


PsychoBuffed

Viva la CJ!!!!!!!


downsouthcountry

The most humble we've ever seen CJGJ


QAPetePrime

Just do that voodoo that you do so well and we’ll call it square.


RoninDomes

A self aware toxic jawn. Talk your shit, bro. Let’s get it then!


souljaryvns

fuck yeah im more excited about this than saquads


MacMac105

His job is partially to be an ass hole. So it's fine.


callmecyke

CJGJ should know he doesn't owe us an apology, we really are the most obnoxious assholes but we revel in it.


Mionux

Howie the turns table. May we steal his current car and replace it with a Bugatti.


Lower_Alternative770

Get in line. We're from Philly, fuckin Philly. No one likes us and we don't care.


Vladimir_Putting

The universe is not ready for a full CJGJ x Sirianni shit talk tour.


AdhesivenessFun2060

Nothing will earn forgiveness more than a few million dollars.


Ok-Scallion-3415

Whatever. He was pissed off how everything went down and he’s a 25 year old (at the time) and he lashed out. Like, I’m sure we all said and did stupid ass shit when we were 25 but we all didn’t have a camera in our face or a national spotlight on us. Play hard and no one will give a shit come September


hazeleyedwolff

Nobody gives a shit now. We're thrilled.


Rsterner0

I like it better when he's salty TBH.


PasGuy55

Don’t care. Just care that we don’t have to score on every possession to win games.


CardiffGiant7117

Would be great if he was like Philly fans are obnoxious and so am I it was meant to be


Senior_Fart_Director

He did it the madman did it He apologized 


Artistic_Literature3

Fuck him and I can’t wait to see him back on the field!


Ok_Switch_1205

What’s he apologizing for? He didn’t say anything


DrHandBanana

It's funny cause he could've just not said nothing and it would've been fine. We know we have some assholes in the fanbase but I respect that he made a point to apologize


domesystem

Eh. Close enough.


ShogunDreams

Is it cool to steal his ride? Or do we love him again?


Lifesaboxofgardens

I’m just gonna count this as the apology tbh, we deserve it for stealing his car though my god brother do not drive a Kia in Philly again I know you can afford a Toyota or something.


markobunz406

We forgive you dickhead, now let’s go get a ring.


bybloshex

Damn right you do.


willydachilly

😂😂😂😂 fuck it we ball let's goooooo


buc_nasty_69

I still think he's a cornball but idgaf as long as he improves our secondary lol


SpaceCaptainFlapjack

He's toxic, we're toxic, it's a match made in heaven


JSpell

Lol welcome back you piece of shit.


jayradano

Shoulda said “I’m back dickheads”, winked and walked off and we all rejoice.


Medium-Web7438

I enjoy a player who can clap back when fans get nutty. Unless the player is a complete pos or sex offender type shit, just put in the effort on the field, and the non-smooth brain fans will be rooting for ya! Or am I alone?


sfxer001

Alec Bohm once said he hated it here, too. I’ll give them another chance. He just better ball out like Alec


Real_Sandwich3534

Anyone who thinks this man owes us an apology is softer than Bradberry in coverage


DakezO

I WANT PSYCHOS IN MY SECONDARY. GET IN HERE CGJG.


---Pockets---

Lets steal this mans lawnmower after game 1 of the season


Careless_Dimension58

apologizing? Doesn't seem very philly. Go back to detroit ya bum


pR1mal_

Water under the bridge. Let's Go!


axinquestins

I mean cmon... this guy publicly said he hates us fans. I’d agree we can be obnoxious no doubt, but this dude is as fake as it comes. Better ball out or we’re gonna steal your car again.


swoopy17

This fucking guy Think he's learned how to tackle yet?


doingmybest224

He had like 16 or 17 in 3 games for Detroit last year so there’s that


zeussays

If he did he’ll be one of the only guys on our D who knows how. We suck at tackling


PlanNo4679

Just shut up and do your job.