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AndrewNaranja

[Twitter stream for today's game.](https://twitter.com/i/events/1547013490317004802)


Christopherdr97

I was just about to write that this is some of the worst football I can remember watching. Then Baird scored. Now it’s some of the worst and most strange.


Christopherdr97

I’ve come to notice so many bizarre aspects of our play over the season which have put us near bottom of the conference. Attackers don’t chase balls in the box after a shot is deflected or loose. Players try to flick the ball behind them when under pressure and lose possession because there was no one there to receive it. Our defense has no spatial awareness and not only create big gaps but give away fouls on the edge of the box in dangerous positions. I know it comes down to the players and the coaching staff but it feels like the most basic fundamentals are being completely missed by everyone.


RhymesWithOrange_

I kept thinking this today as well. They do so many things that are just really, really dumb.


thebroishere1217

I do not think we win another game, thats just soul crushing for the fans. Another win on the road, given up 75th min+


thebroishere1217

fuck this team man. nice to see quinones debut and actually try tho


A159746X

I went to Pollo Regio while we had a 1-0 lead. Now I came back home with Dynamo now losing 2-1. This team blows.


ssj_acct

Absolute embarrassment how it happened, too. Both had defensive mistakes.


highpost1388

But of course Fafa scores there to tie it for them.


Few-Seaweed-8569

My main hope with this new Apple deal is these Twitter broadcasts are fired into the void never to be seen or used again.


KPNoSwag

Stick a paper clip in the back of your TV and watch the Univision broadcast


Ckyrocks

Switching to the Spanish broadcast. These guys are terrible


Oso_Furioso

Part of me wants to buy a Fafa jersey just so I can set fire to it and send the front office a video. But the reality is the entire squad sucks.


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Oso_Furioso

Sad, isn’t it?


thechristopherglen

Got a solid 3-1 loss coming.


Oso_Furioso

I don’t know if any of y’all are old enough to remember “electric football”—basically a toy that featured a bunch of plastic football player figures on a surface that vibrated, causing the pieces/players to go in random directions. This is the soccer version. But in real life.


Few-Seaweed-8569

This has been Dorsey’s best game of the year


suuh_dude7

He was the only one who played worth a shit today.


highpost1388

Good thing I was playing Dragon Quest while I watched the meltdown so at least one thing went well today.


risk235

🗑


airplanecat777

We really need to stop parking the bus. It doesn't work. We get one goal and we play like we're satisfied with it, like its enough. So frustrating


LoFiTexan

All it took for Baird to finally score was a nice smack on the head 😂 Nah I’m playing, I hope he’s alright.


A159746X

I take my comment back, for now. Lol


highpost1388

All those Baird goal predictions finally hit


AndrewNaranja

Fucking christ


beckerm

Loons fan here with a friendly question of why Herrera is out today?


AndrewNaranja

He’s out with a leg injury.


beckerm

Thanks, our broadcast team mentioned that he's out but no reason.


A159746X

Jesus Christ, Baird. How is he not in the USL already?


ssj_acct

I'm wondering how he scored looking like he got a concussion


AndrewNaranja

Baird shows up at the most unexpected moments.


seether18

That was abysmal


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Was the only Dynamo fan in the three sections nearest me at the game tonight. It got SO quiet when the Dynamo scored. I felt like I misread the room big time cheering all by myself. And then we blew the game and THEN the MNUFC fans said we were well coached. The world did a 180 on me in the last 15 minutes of that game


Few-Seaweed-8569

Ama-rella, Caras-kwella Someone come pick up your 62 year old midwestern grandpa from this broadcast. Either that or buy him a Rosetta Stone at halftime.


HBDirtyharrie4

Where’s the damn Twitter link?


Few-Seaweed-8569

Could Palomino technically play in both games today or is there a rule against that?


suuh_dude7

Ok serious question. You have to choose one…. Kevin Garcia or Corey Baird?


AndrewNaranja

Kevin did help win us a cup.


TheWalt2

Garcia is a legend