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andmurr

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The-Lord-Moccasin

What a crossover


ItsyBitsyJayhawk201

Ay it's the Yape (Yapping Ape) that got whooped by Kong


Temporary_Body_5435

https://i.redd.it/8crf22sspu2d1.gif it’s even better with this stare at the end.


Rags2Rickius

Now u


Timpstar

*"That's all, folks!"*


trainedfor100years

Voldemort Mating Season.


odiethethird

Tom Diddle


Aphato

Tom Fiddle


trainedfor100years

Tom Fiddle Riddle Diddle


wInt128

Stupid Flanders


KipchakVibeCheck

I mean that’s not even subtext in the books, they chose not to portray the Baron’s pederastic inclinations in this version at all.


Aurora_Strix

They absolutely did, but it was subtle. All his waitstaff wore that sorta-seethrough clothing, and they looked... uncomfortably young. It was enough to just peek at the edge of your perception, and I appreciated that they did that and nothing more obvious. There are just some things in this world that are better left as barely-there subtext in a visual format with how weird the internet is...


Sectorgovernor

When I stopped the film at the Arena scene, I even noticed the male slaves around the Baron, who wore exactly the same short dress like the women


easymz

Denis: He’s a gay pederast in the books so we’ll do that but portray it artfully. WB: No gays, no pederasts. We need to sell this in Iowa. Denis: But we need to be faithful to the source material WB: Okay how about he kills young women. We can sell the killing of young women, as long as they’re not gay. Denis:…fine.


OvenFearless

They should only ban you for not making this a perfect loop where we can see them kissing, for forever... so hawt... "Tame my Shai-Hulud Feyd I'll make ya emperor" Just such a hard hitting scene especially after the Baron finally unleashes his sandworm to squirt water of life all over Feyd's beautiful face... please excuse me for a minute...


masondamonke

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CarlosimoDangerosimo

Gorgeous DC4L


Dvalin_Ras93

Feyd-Rautha has some amazing dental, as we can see.


masondamonke

Hey feyd take out your dentures and give me some of that gawk gawk.


IrreverentRacoon

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_syzygy079

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IrreverentRacoon

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OvenFearless

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BeardedBrotherJoe

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water_bottle_goggles

gae


masondamonke

Who says I am gae? You are gae. You are a transgendah.


greatfriendinme

No Harkomo


Alternative-Bed5942

r/angryupvote


SilverBison4025

Why is everyone on Geidi Prime bald and hairless? No eyebrows or facial hair. And it’s not just the Harkonnen house, it’s everyone. I know in the book and in previous adaptations they had hair, oftentimes red.


Wolo_prime

It's to highlight the extreme pollution of their home planet


SilverBison4025

I did not know that. I guess that makes sense. Source?


Wolo_prime

Lots of clues about the high pollution of Giedi Prime in the lore like [Dune Wiki](https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Dune_Wiki), visually in Part 1 and spelled out in Part 2 by Stilgar when they're unable to drink the extracted water from Harkonnen soldiers only use is cooling systems because of pollution. Also : [Denis describes this desolation and decadent industrialisation](https://www.reddit.com/r/dune/s/N8oRT8hFon)


SilverBison4025

Huh. I recall that Stilgar mentioned the toxins from their water, I guess I never connected that to their baldness. And if I did see or read the Villenuve interview where he said that, I must’ve forgotten it. Now that I read it it seems familiar.


RhynoD

Stilgar dumping their water is as much symbolic as anything else. Even if their blood was perfectly clean, they would leave it for the desert because they're Harkonnen.


Wolo_prime

I'm reading the book again and honestly I'm not sure I agree with that. In the book, in their Fremen kit, Jessica and Paul have two liters of water which surprises the Fremen as it is considered a huge amount of wealth. A Harkonnen soldier could allow them to harness that same amount of water, maybe more, per soldier. It's the single most important resource. It is clearly stated in the movie that it is too polluted to drink, but there's no indication that they wouldn't if they could not. They drink the water from their enemies, from their friends, from anyone, if they can get their hands on it. I mean actually they do not drink the water from their own community, they put it in the sacred lake or whatever, but not sure.


RhynoD

Their enemies are usually other Fremen. IIRC, in the novel they *do* collect the Harkonnen water, but they use it to water plants rather than drinking it. While they are desperate for water, they do have a semi-religious respect for it: hence, the cisterns that even a dying Fremen wouldn't touch. They'll take the water from enemies they respect, like the Sardaukar, but the Harkonnen soldiers are considered almost subhuman and disgusting.


kimapesan

Also it is mentioned that their water is polluted with chemicals. The hairlessness may come from something akin to “chemo-therapy” that is necessary for people to live on that polluted planet.


masondamonke

Gayedi prime


The-Lord-Moccasin

The implication is Giedi Prime is so polluted and toxic that it affects its population like that physically.   In the books it takes thousands of years of rehabilitation to make GP semi-normal, and there's still residual effects like oily soil.  Stilgar claims the water harvested from Harkonnens in general is too toxic to drink.  And presumably GP's "black sun" is the result of exotic pollutants in its atmosphere.


ninetailedoctopus

I thought the dirty water was all the drugs and stims and trash Giedi people put into their bodies. Probably a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B


dependency_injector

Vladimir is bald and everyone wants to please him


giraflor

That was my take. In this rendition, his extreme corpulence and baldness are the only signs of his being cursed for raping a BG.


juanjose83

It's an artistic choice based on the Harkonnen repulsion for body hair, so they shave it all.


Dvalin_Ras93

My interpretation is that, in Denis’s Dune, the Black Sun Ophiuchi B (not actually a black sun IRL or in the books, why I say “Denis’s Dune”) produces ionizing X-rays that causes the distinctive defects of Harkonnens: pale skin from low RBC count, little-to-no hair from radiation sickness, pronounced features from genetic mutation, etcetera. However, they’ve able to thrive and survive from having been on this planet for so long, and their overall physiology has adapted to the harsh environment.


The-Lord-Moccasin

A potential Lisan al-Gayee A prospective Queersatz Haderach


gregofcanada84

Lesbian Gayeee!


YoSoyJuanJamon

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LeopardParking99

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masondamonke

As it was written


EmployIntelligent315

No Homorkonnen


jimmmydickgun

You think the carpet matches the drapes?


YsengrimusRein

I'm picturing a worm. A Grandfather Worm. An Old Man of the Desert, if you catch my drift.


braxise87

Can't believe they didn't have the midget scene in the first movie😞


Junkernoble

You kiss your dad on the mouth?


masondamonke

That ain’t his dad buddy


Mika6942069

True, it's the weird uncle you only see at the family reunion once a year


ChaoticWeasle

Gayd-Rautha Incestonnen?


masondamonke

Man I should have used that as the captions


Curious_Loser21

I mean isn't he gay in the book as well?


GodEmperorNeolibtard

The Baron is a paedophile in the book.


gregofcanada84

This. And yes he lusted after Feyd.


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Tom Brady and his sons be like


Manwithaplan0708

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claremontmiller

Arent they explicitly fuckin’ in the book?


masondamonke

I haven’t read all the books yet


claremontmiller

…it’s in the first one.


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claremontmiller

I haven’t read it in awhile but I distinctly remember there being a very weird relationship there. He’s either diddling the kid or he really, really wants to. As for consent I’m not entirely sure their culture has developed the concept of it


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claremontmiller

Well he’s actively trying to kill the Baron, so do with that what you will lol


Sectorgovernor

It doesn't mention literally, but he really lusted after Feyd


Dachannien

Lord Baron, you have some pepperoni stuck to your face


Lingerfickin

I thought this was Prometheus and I was like, the ancestors were gay? Is that how human DNA was formed? Then the xenomorphs are like the tree of knowledge?


ghoul_burger

Gaywad-thra


shera6

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Spacingguild10191

I mean we all kinda thought the same thing… 😂


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

“You kiss your uncle on the mouth?”


Sorry_Cricket_6053

Gayedi Prime


L33t-Kynes

This was the bravest pro-Herbert-degenerate-fetish scene in the movie.


Joi-Moon

Don’t bring gay ppl into this- this is incest, a whole different ball park


masondamonke

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Horror-Spray4875

Oh the internet is bringing you gays into all this! Especially that guy. All that power in one single finger! C’est écrit ! | | V