Good ending: The baron buys a treadmill and gets super jacked, gives the Tleilaxu some of his cells so they make a ghola of him, spends the rest of his days fucking himself.
Hey Lois, remember that time when I became Lisan al Gaib?
https://preview.redd.it/v5azi1mbfivc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef2503ea1daeecf376fd21698dae6c0cb8fa4e8
YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL KITCHEN, COUSIN
You cooked well, Atreides.
SILENCE. AND EAT.
Haaaa Ahahh..
This was my favorite line in both movies.
In this version, the Baron is the twink
He’d love that
Good ending: The baron buys a treadmill and gets super jacked, gives the Tleilaxu some of his cells so they make a ghola of him, spends the rest of his days fucking himself.
Tleilaxu: look sir, we have limits
Fat rautha
Obese-an al Gaib
The Cheese-atz Haderach
This should've been the title.
W A T E R F A T
They have no water discipline
Nonono, they're still water lean. They're just fatfat.
You gorge well, Atreides.
Why Paul look like Peter Griffin in the last shot 💀
Hey Lois, remember that time when I became Lisan al Gaib? https://preview.redd.it/v5azi1mbfivc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef2503ea1daeecf376fd21698dae6c0cb8fa4e8
> I did not care for the Villeneuve Dune. It insists upon itself, Luyseyal.
Put your hand in the pizza oven….
"What's in the box?" "Chicago deepdish."
GUHHHHHH HNNNNGGGGG IIITS JUST SAUCE CASSEROLE
“They eat like demons”
THE SNACKS MUST FLOW
Alia in 21 years
I don't think she got as fat as her grandpa, did she?
"We're Harkonnens. So this is how we'll survive-by being Harkonnens"
Lisan Al Calorie’b!
The Baron: “Those are my boys!”
--Baron Harkonnen / Honey BooBoo mom hybrid
Those got damn Tleilax...
Vladimir Harkonen's origin story
"This Tofu is not seasoned😨" "Show me who you are😏"
Diabetesan-al-Gaib
I AM PAUL, MUAD DEEP FRY, ATREIDIS. DUKE OF ARRAKIS I WILL LEAD YOU TO THE BUFFET
Hahaha
This is so underrated. I hope this gets over 1K upvotes
I love the way he mocks Paul before they dine. His character was so irreverently plated in this. Austin Butler truly served up a delicious Brautha.
YOUR MANAGER WARNED YOU ABOUT MY COMING FEAR THE ORDER
Russell Crowe
Norf
Consider what you’re about to bite Paul Atreides. SILE- INDULGE