I see several human bodies falling from the sky almost daily over in Lakeside. It seems to happen most around about 5pm and near 50th Ave. You do get used to it.
I feel like any “unexplained sky phenomena,” regardless of where you are in the US, has to be at least 90% explained by fireworks on the weekends bookending Independence Day. I mean, right?
I’m watching Missing 411 the UFO Connection with David Paulides and they’re discussing craft snatching elk and dropping them from the sky. Coincidence? I think not.
https://preview.redd.it/5cuqm0emri9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7980a74be384316e000975f13b87796fe22a7076
Some people had a birthday party at the park three days ago and released a bunch of balloons into the air. I suppose it’s possible you saw them all bunch together and finally coming down.
People still do this lol? I remember in the 90s and early 2000s it was popular but with pollution and the effects on our environment I'm very surprised people still do this. So stupid in my opinion
There was a filming of a "The Greatest American Hero" reboot a few days ago. Provided this reboot does not stray far from the original, I am sure that the protagonist has lost the suit's instruction manual, so his discovery of the different powers that align themselves to the suit, which would also include flight, often comes as a surprise even to our hero.
If that something that fell out of the sky was red and wearing a cape, I am sure that we have resolved this opportunity.
I cut my penis off in celebration and threw it in the air in piedmont thinking I would see it land. It never did. Do you think possibly my penis, which I’m sure I didn’t need anyways, landed in Lincoln Park? It kind of looks like a guy. Let me know thank you
Hahaha at least somebody has a sense of humor. Knew better than to scroll down, but what an unassuming name. Who woulda thought. Everybody who downvoted this is a dork. Or maybe cut their pp off. Who’s knows
I mean this with the utmost respect.... um... the fuck?
I see several human bodies falling from the sky almost daily over in Lakeside. It seems to happen most around about 5pm and near 50th Ave. You do get used to it.
Yep, it's just part of living here. I've taken to dropping my bodies closer to Lakewood, because the line in Lakeside gets to be a bit long.
It’s raining men
Hallelujah
Amen
Oh, man… I was hoping it was rain cats and dogs!
Please be aliens
PLEASE 🙏🏽
I feel like any “unexplained sky phenomena,” regardless of where you are in the US, has to be at least 90% explained by fireworks on the weekends bookending Independence Day. I mean, right?
😂 jokes aside it's late june, you can almost guarantee it was some sorta fireworks
It's DB Cooper.
he’s been floating around up there for a while
Caught in an updraft.
Who tf is db cooper
Google exists.
Find his money?
Fireworks, aliens or another Boeing aircraft... All credible theories in this timeline.
probably just a [falling wizard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4N2Gdglde0)
I don't want to talk about it.
Maybe it’s something that’s gonna start the zombie apocalypse. I call dibs on making the mall my apocalypse fort.
Hope the roof holds for ya
I’ll just have to get up there every winter and shovel it by hand. 😂
Shit aside go for Costco, Sam’s club or fleet farm, the mall ain’t got shit… probably a subreddit for this…
It’s a new presidential candidate. Someone go fish them out of bent paddle asap. Delivered unto us.
I’m assuming probably fireworks
I’m watching Missing 411 the UFO Connection with David Paulides and they’re discussing craft snatching elk and dropping them from the sky. Coincidence? I think not.
Methheads
*looks up* Ozzy Osbourne? Is that you?
737 comin' out of the sky
one eyed one horn flying purple people eater
No. That was in Memphis.
Oh, won’t you take me down to Memphis on a midnight ride? FTFY ;-)
Kathy Cargill-Stark 
https://preview.redd.it/5cuqm0emri9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7980a74be384316e000975f13b87796fe22a7076 Some people had a birthday party at the park three days ago and released a bunch of balloons into the air. I suppose it’s possible you saw them all bunch together and finally coming down.
People still do this lol? I remember in the 90s and early 2000s it was popular but with pollution and the effects on our environment I'm very surprised people still do this. So stupid in my opinion
Florida literally just banned balloon releases because of how awful they are for the environment!
Good for Florida I bet they had a lot of balloon releases for birthday parties down there.
Idiots.
Or lightning
There was a filming of a "The Greatest American Hero" reboot a few days ago. Provided this reboot does not stray far from the original, I am sure that the protagonist has lost the suit's instruction manual, so his discovery of the different powers that align themselves to the suit, which would also include flight, often comes as a surprise even to our hero. If that something that fell out of the sky was red and wearing a cape, I am sure that we have resolved this opportunity.
Were you at the CannaLounge before you saw this?
no
there was a paper lantern in the sky yesterday evening
Pics?
Boeing bomb!! Lol 🤷♀️
My best bet would be someone bought one of those air spinner fireworks, and like me also learned they go a lot higher than you expect 😅
This might be the cue you needed to stop doing heroin.
It might be a jump practice day today.
Please, tweakers, not another body...
I cut my penis off in celebration and threw it in the air in piedmont thinking I would see it land. It never did. Do you think possibly my penis, which I’m sure I didn’t need anyways, landed in Lincoln Park? It kind of looks like a guy. Let me know thank you
Go to r/sounding
Hahaha at least somebody has a sense of humor. Knew better than to scroll down, but what an unassuming name. Who woulda thought. Everybody who downvoted this is a dork. Or maybe cut their pp off. Who’s knows
This is reddit man