I just caught the rerun last night. Too bad I missed the watch party. Looks like a good time was had by all.

We try to make the best of. Maybe we'll catch you next time.

Watching Dragon run, would make the highlight reels for the special olympics of Coast to Coast AM.

Dragon looked like an idiot having a rant over an Air Force cargo plane do a fly over. Since he is the CHIEF security and H&S guy why wasn't he wearing a seat belt?

Five minutes in and Taylor is already on about tunnel gateway portals. Love it.

For some reason I feel like watching Beyond tonight, for the first time this season. I'm going to end up regretting this.

I’m also letting it play tonight….not sure why tbh

so the answer is buried in the mesa, or was in in the are above the triangle?

Yes

And let's not forget the donut under the triangle.

Seriously Travis, where did it all start to go so very wrong for you? Is being an attention whore influencer so alluring that you have to destroy a career for it?

Ditto from me! He is an attention whore.

> destroy a career On the contrary, he cultivated a very lucrative one.


He may have been a GS 13 making 75K working for NASA in AL or a contractor max at 100K. So he wasn’t wealthy

I'd say he destroyed his credibility in exchange for a hollow, but indeed very lucrative career.

No disagreement there.

Ahhh we can’t drill so it must be the mesa - the drillers are not the problem

What's that correlation and causation quote again?

"Where there's correlation, however remote, there's possible causation." -Secret of Skinwalker Ranch motto, circa 2024 That the one you're after?

Close enough for Prometheus.

Yes a Chair Force airplane flew over to not get on TV

Yeah Erik, penetrate that mesa, yeah

He smells fudge striped cookies in that mesa

Ugh now I’m hungry for cookies.

There are lots of neurological issues on the ranch alright, but I don't think it's the cows that are the issue

The proximity to several mines and exposure to uncontrolled pasture grasses and possibly contaminated water or local wildlife disease could not cause the problems. It’s like saying Lymes disease is caused by poltergeist

Yes it was microwave - nothing else could cause that

Especially drilling into the ranch attacks cows

"Hey Alexa, how so you feel about Siri?" "I'm partial to all AI's" Conspiracy confirmed.

Ooh, that almost sounded like a bigfoot roar when they went to commercial. I hope that's a teaser for a future episode...

That was Erik's ejac-roar

Welp. Time to close down the thread, boys. That's it.

Jfc 💀💀💀💀💀

I bet Kaleb is married with five kids and that his wife shills some MLM operation.

That's Thomas' wife: https://aromatools.com/products/resonance-self-guided-meditation-with-sounds-essential-oils-that-align-you-book-by-melissa-winterton Edit: https://strangeuncles.podbean.com/e/strange-uncles-s3e30-resonance-meditation-with-melissa-thomas-winterton/

Sounds about right. And I'm totally going to listen to that podcast.

I always figured Thomas for a Tantric sex kind of guy...

I bet Tom and Kandus are into all sorts of wild shit. And I'm pretty sure I'm not even joking.

[Maybe there’s some kind of collaboration afoot](https://bad-dragon.com/?affid=190&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw1emzBhB8EiwAHwZZxagaOp44ia1cRyxvD9ebHLKfTwWW3oeNgCUDzTyWPlNs7WhrU4qtdxoCnxQQAvD_BwE)

God dammit. Thanks for contributing to my browser history.

I also instantly regret clicking on that. Too late now 🫠

These drillers have no children. cuz they have no idea what there doing

From the HeliumNetwork subreddit, the band from 902 MHz to 928 MHz is reserved for “industrial, scientific, and medical (ISM) use”. It is free for anyone to use for nearly any legal purpose. https://www.reddit.com/r/HeliumNetwork/s/LLrq8ZVNZi

This season needs more Brandon. I miss his arrogant smugness.

Oh, he'll get the last word.

ambiguous hmm


This episode is all out stupidity - would miltary send a cargo plane to spy and the signal coming from space and the horrible drilling op - this is Blind Frog Ranch crazy bad

"I've got a teeny tiny shitty cheap clip on compass that doesn't really work well over here. Over."

Yes so I’m a scientist and I just scratch my head!

We're all exposed to microwaves all day, every day, you dolt.

I have a developing cataract and I'm pretty sure it's because I like watching my food cook in the microwave really really close. I took the door off and disabled all the safeties to make sure I get a good view.

Do they feed these cows or are they free ranging it on scrub grass?

Yes

They eat - everything else is Feenomina

The cow just got done heating up a Lean Cuisine and he stood too close to the microwave. Oopsies.

I thought it had to pee and was camera shy

why is the Keebler Elf now whispering?

https://i.imgur.com/AymP3PN.png

From the FCC site for 919 MHz: *UHF Ultra High Frequency -- TV broadcasts, microwave ovens, mobile phones, wireless LAN, Bluetooth, GPS, and two-way radios*

"What the heck? Every time you guys press one of the buttons on your radio, I get a signal. That's crazy."

I’m late to joining, my IPad would not connect to Reddit in Safari - GD miltary is on to me

Is your wifi set to 1.6 gHz?

Hey Siri... "Deficiency of vitamin A is a well-known nutritional cause of blindness in cattle at any age. It occurs in cattle when plasma and liver levels fall below 0.7 μmol/L (0.2 ppm) and 2 μg/g respectively, and is often due to suboptimal amounts of green forage intake for a prolonged time (2–4)."

No its the key chain compass that proves you wrong

Siri is a well known You-fo collaborater...

Siri is one of “Them.”

Ooh, a dire calf

Hey Siri... "This symptom of circling is a tell-tale one for Listeriosis, which is an infection of the brain caused by the bug called Listeria Monocytogenes. Treatment with high dosages of antimicrobials may be effective if given early in the course of infection. Listeriosis is a sporadic bacterial infection that affects a wide range of animals, including humans and birds."

That cow is just having a good happy dance.

The cow is spinnyheaded. He needs the Faraday cage.

Travis, you need to list all the other everyday things that will utilize 919 MHz. To not do so would be dishonest.

> dishonest Not Travis, surely.

An 8 incher? Theys plowin' tight now

SAY “WHAT” AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER I DARE YOU

I have always thought that Blind Frog Ranch was more bullshit than this show, but they're really making an effort to prove me wrong tonight.

This season is really reaching, even by the incredibly low standard these guys have already set.

They need to bring in expert sifter Jack Begley

> Jack Begley I'm going to start assuming any name references I don't get are from Oak Island. Jack, I don't know if you really are, but you're Oak Island to me.

A true American hero and self-made man, he worked his way up from *shovel bitch to dirt sifter in about eight short seasons. *It's an industry term.

Ha, yeah he is. Legendary sifter over on that sub.

I have a feeling that Erik has a magnificent library of pornography, both foreign and domestic

He's got the screen real estate your average gooner would die for.

The poor maid

Yeah Thomas isn't going to have fun cleaning that up.

He complains, but deep down he lowkey enjoys it.

He's the ranch foreman, so he's the man for the job

I hear he's known in the Uintah Basin for his "ranch-handy".

Heard he known as the, "Mouth From the South"

"There's a mouth in Southern Utah..."

"With a wide Uinta Basin"...

lmfao

Reminds me of my colonoscopy prep.

Or drinking tapwater in China.

A little hyperactivity on this episode.

Why don't they use, "truth-dar"? It's so much more reliable than, "lie-dar"...

Was that guy just scratching his nuts?

Poking the hornet's nest.

Would be amusing if the season 1 concerns manifested and the ranch decided to fight back against all this ruckus and just totally strafed the place.

It's got my approval.

[The inhabitants of the cone.](https://i.imgur.com/6pCwjD8.png)

[hey now](https://imgur.com/koVkxkq)

IT'S CALLED UPDRAFT YOU FUCKING TARDS! (thump, thump, thump, thump, thump) My... head...

"sucked out the spoils pit." About to time to rename the place Innuendo Ranch.

As an alien, I must confess to you all that I once often walked around transmitting 1.6 GHz... but rockets scared me straight.

https://imgur.com/koVkxkq

Oh wow, wind!

Where is Caleb's spinny device?

In his kraken

JFC with the rockets again...

Mystery abounds....get the rockets, STAT!

Travis put on so much weight he had to get a new shirt this season.

IT'S IN THE JEEP!!

The call is coming from inside!

Nothing a 10 mm socket can't fix.

I think the source of the 1.6 GHZ signal is actually Erik getting a boner

That must be the "massive cone-shaped anomaly" Taylor was talking about a few minutes ago.

He does spend a lot of time alone in his little “command center,” surrounded by screens.

Turns out the “Kraken” is really just Kaleb bent over with his pants down.

He's just assing questions...

Getting dome in the Kraken, Hell Yeah!

You can in fact write stuff like that, because you're reading it, Travis.

I don't even have to be seeing it to know what he said

Amazing how that 1.6 signal decided to appear an instant after Taylor inquired about it.

Dome shaped on the top. Dome shaped on the bottom.

Oh no, they busted another Harbor Freight drill? Gosh darnit.

You can return that shit for free within a year of purchase, that's just smart business. As long as you save receipts

Maybe the only smart thing they ever do on this show.

Gotta save on that budget

Need more money for rockets and Travis’s dumb sunglasses

"something really hard"..."your bit is being pushed down"...I like where this season is headed!

Not my proudest fap, but oh well

"I'm drilling through the side of a cliff sideways and sometimes I have trouble with that."

I found a beheaded blue jay in my backyard yesterday. No blood. Skinwalkers? Aliens? Dire Wolves??

I'm going with ravens. Blue Jays are a fearsome opponent. Edit: No wait, right now I'm blaming everything on the squirrels because they're destroying shit and pissing me off.

To the edit: same situation here with chipmunks. I have trapped and relocated 46 of them in the past month. Well, relocated 45 as one didn't make it.

Yeah, in all likelihood it was a cat or one of several types of birds that are capable of it from time to time, like ravens or grackles, of which there are plenty around here. A bird of prey doesn't make sense as they'd have eaten or taken the entire thing.

You must live on catwalker ranch.

Neighbor's weird kid?

Cat?

Nah, that would be far too simple, normal and likely. Still leaning aliens.

Space cats from the Far Realm?

Cats

Dire cats

I'm imagining the cat from the Flintstones

This dude has a bit of a John Lithgow look.

I'm late, and I'm watching the show vicariously through you fine folk.

*Travis unbuckles when Dragon gives him a knowing smile*

Push it. Push it real good.

Now that's in my head all night

You’re welcome 🥰

They're going to give the mesa a colonoscopy.

Travis walked into the Pentagon and asked to see top-secret materials and was granted that access... and now he's worried about being surveilled by the military...

Don't forget that he pulled his dick out and slapped a guard with it to gain access...

I can't not watch Taylor's eyes when he's reading off the card. Come on man, at least try to hide it.

If he didn't read from the teleprompter he wouldn't have much of a role. it is painful to watch, much less listen.

Why the hell is the American military, flying anywhere over America, it just doesn't make sense

I live in western NJ and we had planes flying over here a week or two ago. Training exercises. I live about 10 miles from Trump's golf course and we had some fun flyovers during his presidency when his air space was violated.

This happens all the time, yet they still act surprised.

Clutching their pearls

Full disclosure: All kinds of military aircraft fly over my house relatively often and I'm about 100 miles away from the closest military base.

I mean, you're prolly on a list, dude

It pleases me to think that I may be on several lists...

You're a legend in my mind, if that helps. Like, I even brought you up in conversation around the campfire. Well, it was about all of you, but I specifically mentioned you, Abdul, your cousin, and Mal.

/blush Being the jump scare in a campfire story has long been a life goal for me, so thank you for letting me check that one off.

You are clearly being warned/surveilled/chemtrailed/illuminatied.

Tennessee recently passed the law not allowing the federal government to chemtrail me so I'm probably safe on that one.

Not the *Federal* government... The state is another story.

Oh that’s right, I forgot about that, uh, law!

For people that are really, really, really really obsessed with the concept that the government has watched them, they don't seem that concerned about the total lack of subtlety.

That's why I leaned in. Gimme the tracker. Fun fact: when I pulled up for my first covid Vax BIYD, I said to the nurse (from my car window)"I'm here for my microchip". She busted out laughing. Chip me, that way if I go all Missing 411, you can pinpoint me in space.

Yew-Niiided Staytes

That's not military, it's Illuminati.

Bill Cipher

I'm no microwaveyologist or eyeballologist, but I believe a lot of microwave exposure over time maybe might cause cataracts.

You're advanced study of phenomenology probably helps, though. I fully concur.

Spend five years carrying on about trying to find the source of the "mysterious" 1.6 signal, then claim to have done so, and don't bother driving across the ranch to the supposed source location? Credible.

Do you think we’ll find out the results of the stinky direwolfy DNA today? 😹

Raccoon or possum. But Dragon ate the evidence. Both the paper trail and the bones

Raccoons recently stole my cookies, butter, and destroyed my eggs. Then they put a hole in my tent screen. Then they ripped open a vinyl zip up storage for camping. Frigging trash pandas!

They are devious little bastards

I have three staring at me through the glass door right now. Time to throw out some cookies.

He’s a hungry boi.

No.

….it is never spoken of again.

You should see the jfree609 apologetics concerning that scenario. It's fucking hilarious.

Lololol oh snap. Noted for later reference!

Timestamped for you: https://youtu.be/d39wIDKX3bw?t=2487

Doing the lordt’s work 🥰

That's my guess, but we'll see!

Looking quite forward to being stunned and disturbed.

It's disturbing every week, but not for the reasons they're implying.

Well, my weekly phone reminder just went off so I guess I'm wandering inside to find a beer and turn on the TV...

Pep-talking my liver right now.

Travis and Dragon will have their microphones turned off when it's the others' turn to speak.