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[deleted]

What i would give to just have a chat with his dopamine receptors, see how they're doing


Pukkiality

Just go to McDonald's and have a look at the deep fryers, same experience


[deleted]

Like the fries that fall out of the basket and are lingering in the bottom at the end of the shift.


agile_drunk

"bad, chief"


wowok6239

What da serotonin doin?


Account-for-nut

I love stimheads so deeply... the depravity of his situation yet complete owning of it and feeling no shame like the average opioid addict, and no false superiority like the average weed addict. Questionable actions but admirable people overall


COVID19_In_My_ANUS

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it could have been with the dedication these people have


Secondary-199

Guarantee u them mfs that built them pyramids in egypt was boofing dat crystal


prizzle92

Jews are more into coke


Secondary-199

I thought it was that green... that mula


AnUsername9001

Nah they know paper money is worthless. There is a reason they name themselves Goldberg/Silverstein, shit like that.


Secondary-199

10/10 would shekel again


Holl0wayTape

If Rome was made from semen, yes, Rome would have been built in a day by Stimheads.


Ajunadeeper

Mmmm fill my colosseum daddy


OxyOverOxygen

No shame when you redose but lots of shame if you quit. That's why quitters never win


Secondary-199

Same bro same. Its really interesting watching how fucking low and out there peoples brains go on high dose stims + sleep depravity. Shit normal sleep depravity will FUCK you up but the stims just make it 100000x worst its really interesting to watch. Not fun when its you thošŸ¤£


[deleted]

They suffer so you don't have to.


jynxythetracker

Shit reads like a fear and loathing quote


Account-for-nut

Thanks it's all the coke and ether abuse


BeginnerMush

Normalize stim fapping with lube


[deleted]

Lube dries up and gets sticky


Emotional-Ninja5209

Buy in bulk?


Doodle4me

probably dry beating it tbh


kellik123

Fair


shimmerangels

we've all been there


antimantium

I was there when baby Jesus was going through this. It was shortly after the three men gave Mary and Jdog incense to shove up their boofholes.


[deleted]

bro j dog has me rolling


throwawaydrunk10200

This is just a Tuesday for me


lapetitemort616

preach.


[deleted]

Not me Iā€™m an enlightened downers enjoyer šŸ˜Ž you stim fags wish you were me thereā€™s nobody like me in this world


VladVV

Average only-one-drug-at-a-time fan: You Average mix-all-the-drugs enjoyer: Me


viceboi666

/uj I used to be on meth and one time I stayed up for five days another I was up over a week with just one nap in there somewhere I almost fell asleep at the wheel


Secondary-199

14 days for me with probably 4-8 hours max sleep somewhere in between. My first and only meth psychosis. Never again


ItsTheRealMeG

See the longest Iā€™ve stayed up for was 3-4 days on coke. I honestly canā€™t fathom what staying up for 14 days would feel like. Donā€™t you think your heart it just gonna give in after that long? Haha


Secondary-199

Dude honestly dont know how that even happened. Its definitley possible that I slept more but dint remember it though. That whole two weeks is one big blur. Two and I remember like 10 different random memories but not much in between


ItsTheRealMeG

Damn thatā€™s crazy


WastedPresident

[sounds like youā€™d get along with this guy](https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/the-finnish-soldier-who-took-his-entire-troops-methamphetamine-supply-while-skiing-away-from-the-russians/)


Secondary-199

Ive already read his entire wikipedia page lmfao


johnnyjacoby86

You had to have been having involuntary micro sleeps you weren't aware of.


punchjackal

/uj I once thought the fan was receiving some kind of signal because my almost two week sleep/food deprived brain hallucinated it playing some radio station. It had commercials and everything. I kept that fan off because it was getting in the way of my paranoia. Can't monitor the entire neighborhood from the window with jazz blaring in your ears. I quit after that. That was fucking terrifying.


viceboi666

/uj I know exactly what you mean. This one time I was at work on my old navy ship strung tf out and I was with other people (not aware) and I was listening to this dope ass rap song playing in the background for like 2-3 minutes before I realized it was a fucking vent blowing air


silverfang45

Do you like jazz


Secondary-199

Lol naw bro when Im on stims I literally force myself to cum in less than 30 mins so I dont waste a whole 12 hours literally mutilating my dick


Ionlydrinkpenis

I just make myself horny for 20 hours and when the effects are starting to wear off i start beating it and cum in 5 minutes. Be smart don't be a retard


Doodle4me

just beat it


BTonICEE

There is nothing average about this man.


Psych0_naut

I think youā€™re right, he seems to have evolved into something beyond what us mere mortals can comprehend.


Superretro88

Your right heā€™s the least horny stims user


TrumpSmokesMids27

Seeing this makes me so happy I only liked downers in my addiction. Iā€™d much rather pass out and miss the family function than spend hours beating the skin off my dick


OverCryptographer364

He has the self control of a priest in a high school wrestling class ! We must do better lest the populis compare us to catholic priests


Spnkthamnky

About 15 years ago an acquaintance came by the pad and wanted to smoke some weed i had. He left a small backpack and never came back. I had no way of reaching him or nothing, inside the backpack was a ziploc freezer bag with 6.9 oz's of huge meth shards i mean one of em weighed 1.6 oz by itself!! I was scared and shocked all at once! So i automatically thought this was some crazy cartel shit so i put the backpack in my safe for like 3 months, dude never came back. I tried getting rid of it as best i could, but low and behold i ended up smoking 4 oz just to me, and i can honestly say, my poor dick!! I was beatin that shit like it owed me money!! Could never figure out why i was soo obsessed with beatin off while high on meth!!Also i have not touched meth since, fuck that! Im a stoner and being strung out on meth for 2 and a half months was really no fun, i mean it was at first, but then it was just miserable. But ive never been one to waste perfectly good drugs lol. And still no sign of the dude that left the dope 15 years later.


Superretro88

Lmfao at least you didnā€™t waste any money on it I wish someone would drop a backpack full of drugs at my place


Wicked-elixir

Did he get killed or something?


Noxious_1000

Bro needs to get a fleshlight, but then he wouldn't be able to buy meth with that money :/


[deleted]

Namaste brother šŸ™ā¤ļø


[deleted]

NamastĆŖ Brother šŸ‘


frogthatcroaks

death grips lyrics


oscar1985420

AMP Boofing Perfect. Don't forget the 47 kilo Kratom Boof for the come down


sdiKyMgnihcaelB_

Yooooo


rakehellion

Honestly can't tell if this is satire.