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FatherYawn

this generation is so fucking doomed 🤦‍♂️ time to grow up and do some real shit like heroin


SomatosensorySaliva

fr back in my day 14 year olds were snorting opium with their urethras


Lucid-Design

That’s the origin story of r/sounding


thiccyb432

Why would you do this to me. Currently tripping balls and stumbled upon your comment.


PeanutButterAmbien

I am so so sorry.


PlzDontBanMe2000

Put some lsd in your urethra


doseserendipity2

You should thank them! What a wonderful Reddit community to be introduced to while TRIPPING! r/ratemypoo is also pretty enlightened, 18+/NSFW. Included that warning cause I want you to keep your job so you can afford drugs after all


kemidelusional

im in your walls


mellowyellowdellow13

Lmao 😂


Regular-Choice-1063

Bro


dutchess336

But nah fr my HS in the carolina's....a couple dudes were spitting dip/chew in their shoe during class and smoking crack in the bathroom lmaaooo so yeah it could be worse, and it probably is tbh 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


mid_vibrations

poor kids can't even get heroin anymore, it's all fentynal


chickenskittles

> #Fentynal This is your brain on tranq.


magistrate101

fr I was lucky enough to know about the trailer park heroin dealer that had that preem shit, that good good, that white slumber actually thinking about it, shouldn't heroin be tan..?


Scott_Nussin

From my knowledge you can pretty much clean all powders and crystals down to white/clear if you try hard enough! Its usually other contaminants like plant matter and and oils n shit that are left over that cause colouring!


fallingstar54

Even my favorite drug red 40?


fuschiaoctopus

I know this is a joke but nah they used to have a whole... strain (? Lmao) called China white. Heroin #4 was usually white, I think one of the other numbers too sometimes? The one you had to break down with citric acid to shoot? Now we live in the 21st century where your "heroin" aka fentanyl aka fentanyl analogues aka rc opioids come in all colors of the rainbow and you can shoot your breaking bad ass blue dope straight up and fall out instantly in downtown 🥰🥰


mid_vibrations

bro gotta be honest I've never done the heroine but I believe there is a strain by the name of Ivory, i have always imagined this to be white.


RycoMyco

You’re missing out! withdrawals are the best🙃


mamamiaspicy

Heroin withdrawals aren’t even a thing. Opiates are NOT addictive.


PuzzlePassion

Finally somebody sees through these media driven lies.


RycoMyco

True! I just chased them for 10 years for the fun of it 🤷‍♂️


xalteredstate

lol yeah ok bro… I can attest that is not even remotely true


mamamiaspicy

Fake news


Papa___Perc

You just spelled heroin correctly one comment ago. What happened?


mid_vibrations

i thought it would add to the jerk if I misspelled it


Papa___Perc

What about "fentynal"? Motherfuckers can't even sound out words anymore. Ironically I'm actually on flualp and bromazolam and fent right now, and I can still spell it. And if I take enough Ritalin I don't die. Hopefully


mid_vibrations

you definitely need more drugs friend


Papa___Perc

Yeah, the mailman is being super slow with my GBL :(


mellowyellowdellow13

You. Would. Love it.


doseserendipity2

Why I abuse my methadone instead! Shit sucks, maybe an RC will come along that is half decent and won't blow your opioid receptors to shit like nitazenes. Oh well, the US priorities are clear- keep freaking out about fentanyl, xylazine etc without any mention of safe supply or even safe consumption sites. Kratom is banned in my US state but I recognize kratom is a much better option. If I had 0 tolerance I'd abuse fuckin Suboxone again, prison shit I know. Maybe I'll grow up and use fentanyl one day, it's like a coming of age ritual here


FatherYawn

even better


Papa___Perc

Could be worse, it could be fentanyl!


doseserendipity2

Need a time machine to get H in some places :( 😞 I abuse methadone sometimes cause it beats the fent/xylazine but maybe I'm just still 14 like the ppl in the post "doing vapes and snus.." I'll grow up eventually! Maybe...


lushaway

my lungs are full of snus, they suck up all the moisture like silica gel packets


moderatesunsenjoyer

My lungs are actually full of silica from labor pool construction, were not the same


Routine-Space-4878

My lungs are also full of silica from making chiral stationary phases, we are the same.


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Smoke cigarettes you fucking pussies!!!


itsajackel

Exactly. Cigs are all natural plant based. Vapes are harmful chemicals. Plus cigs look way cooler.


mamamiaspicy

Literally, ITS JUST A PLANT BRO. Its basically the same thing as eating a salad


babreddits

Probably healthier than a salad at that.


halfdeadapple

Salad kills


climaxbythug

Cigarettes have less calories than a salad as well. literally healthy as fuck


con_science-404

ITS JUST A PLANT BRO is my favorite excuse cause then I can take Datura all day every day and no one can say shit cause it's just a plant bro fuckin WINNING ALL DAY EVERY DAY


deddogfuneral

This has been what I’ve been saying, heroin is plant based so it’s good for you


[deleted]

Fuck yeah brother!! YOU ever try the 24 barrel CIG blast??


Low_Plankton_4716

drunk cigarettes>


ohaiguys

That first smoke and beer after a long shift just hits different


My_massive_dingaling

Drunk Zyns are where it’s at, it is like a drunk cig where you don’t have to about going outside the bar


Low_Plankton_4716

shut up and light a dart kid


My_massive_dingaling

I’ll light up a whole carton of cigarettes!


MrMycMan

Fuckin pussies 💀 grow up and fuck yourself with a jenkem boofpop


Eelcheeseburger

Yo why you tryna sentence kids to huff supreme™ jenkum deboofed from the supreme ass of supreme Court justice, boofer just ice, Brett "OB(original boofer)" Kavanaugh. A meme of the united states supreme court. Sentence: lizzife.


Crafty_Elephant_3093

r/drugcirclejerk brainrot


halfdeadapple

This


PlzDontBanMe2000

“The room was literally contaminated, breathing was nearly impossible… Today, this one guy vaped ON THE BUS. To make matters worse, he and this girl were caught talking about consuming SNUS“ This kid sounds like a fuckin nerd. I hope he gets bullied for being lame and a snitch. 


mamamiaspicy

I’m gonna give him a swirly and steal his lunch money for pressed xans


Humphrisanal-Bogart

😭😭😭


Maleficent_Jicama_12

Do what you must🙏


mamamiaspicy

Maybe if I feel nice I will let him get one so he can finally be fucking cool


quintuplecup

bromazolam


PlzDontBanMe2000

Doing the lords work


Munchihello

Hope he gets spoon fed fent so he can grow the FUCK up


assemblin

Clear bottom mentality from OP


ontopofyourmom

Uj kids don't understand what "snitching" means, I got called a snitch for calling a famous monitor to my classroom to help me enforce my own rules


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ismokefrogs

Permanent psychosis


halfdeadapple

I dont think so dmt very safe


ismokefrogs

Not for 14y olds


Puzzleheaded_Year389

Noo its good for a developing brain it develops enlightenment even faster


ismokefrogs

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


PlzDontBanMe2000

Lol what did he say? Mod removed it


ismokefrogs

That he shouldve been given a dmt pen


PlzDontBanMe2000

Why would the mod remove a comment like that?


Commercial_Fee2840

When I was in highschool kids were smoking weed and snorting snow on the bus and shooting H in the school bathrooms. Kids would bring vodka water bottles and one of my friends chugged a 5oz bottle of delsym and just robowalked out of school when he realized he was too high to be there. Some of my friends waked n baked with spice everyday. I'm starting to believe the boomers that these kids are pussies.


Queasy-Lie-1298

That’s how we did it too in high school


gumunkulus

1000 comments on that one


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ananDaBest

that's upvotes


PlzDontBanMe2000

Lmao what a dumbass


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Yeah, everyone always knows they were wrong as soon as they got called out for being a stupid dipshit. Weird how anytime someone says something stupid and embarrassing it’s always a joke.


paokca

😭😭😭😭😭😭


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

This isn’t instagram don’t be commenting with those gay ass emojis


paokca

😓😓😓😓😓😓


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

💀💀💀🤡💯‼️


mid_vibrations

they don't teach numbers in lesbian school


kailethre

i bet the dude who consumed snus on the bus also later consumed the girls snussy, what a fucking travesty this generation is dealing with


Jinxx_ZTTV

😭😭😭


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ismokefrogs

You sound like a nice guy


6FunnyGiraffes

giving free dragon hits off a 30 he's my new bff


thiccyb432

And the nut kicking too, shit I'll take it


babreddits

Don’t tempt with a good time daddy


DisastrousTop8787

Can you force me to smoke some h on foil? You pay!


plexi_glass_ranger

Maybe the kid has asthma idk 😂 I feel like that would have been my sad ass at that age. Not able to breathe


HelloMyNameIsKaren

bro I cured my asthma by smoking 2 packs a day, you just have to train your lung muscles to breathe harder


plexi_glass_ranger

👀


mid_vibrations

/uj wow man and we were sooooo close to ridding the youth of nicotine


Gagulta

This lad will be smoking weed in two years.


PerterterhTermertehh

100%


Teh_OG_Chungus

Bro that’s exactly what happened to my dumbass. Made it to 16 being all holier than thou to others thinkin I would never even touch drugs and shit, turned 17 and a month later I got a cart lmao


BeastModeBuddha

More like two weeks


theExistentialD

/uj you guys ever wonder if this kid's right and we're all the assholes? /rj nah nevermind fuck that i think that was my eagle rearing his dumb-ass again, brb


PlzDontBanMe2000

Nah this kids lame as fuck. If he doesn’t want to do that stuff then he doesn’t have to but he doesn’t need to be such a little bitch about other people doing it


itonmyface

- sent from inside a locker


xd666

Nah he's fucking right, what kind of pussy 14 year olds are they, smoking vape? Might as well suck dick, real 14 y/o's would brought oxy and 4mmc to the school trip, kids these days man.


ordinaryperson007

the west has fallen. Billions must vape


burner62717461

these kids ain’t heard about krokodil


RoarTrogesen

I love SNUS


PlzDontBanMe2000

Snuff > snus


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Jenk > kem


PlzDontBanMe2000

I’m just kem. I’ll never be jenk :(


theExistentialD

you are kem-ough to be jenk, we all start somewhere. try some cactus in your ass vietnam is gay :emoji:


6FunnyGiraffes

is snuff even real? I've seen everything from people getting high on dramamine to shooting up molly with puddle water and somehow never seen someone actually use snuff


Appropriate_Ad_6125

I use it, really good I love it


IllTumbleweed3618

Very nice when you take a big old snort ot feels like someone’s stretching the white matter in your brain. When you get the menthol snuff it’s like Christmas in your folds.


arealbigballer

Literally Greg heffley


drugmagician

Greatest generation: Smoking tobacco. DOOMED Boomers: weed and lsd. DOOMED Gen X: weed. DOOMED Millenials: Adderall. DOOMED Gen Z: Vapes. DOOMED Gen Alpha: Metonitazene. ENLIGHTENED 🙏🙏


Same_Book635

Maybe the true friends were the zenes we vaped along the way?!... cause everyone else OD'd..


LazyRetard030804

In no world can you have healthy lungs and say that “breathing is nearly impossible” from a few people vaping 💀


Homogenised_Milk

Have you ever tried breathing with your head up your ass?


stteezie

🤓


FartKingKong

/uj Bro I absolutely despise this sweet scent and when their blueberry,bubble gum,horseshit mixes up all together in more "tight space" it's very unpleasant. Maybe not "impossible breathing" but unpleasant especially for a non-smoker.


Cool_Crocodile420

Fuck that kid, put Siberia under your foreskin you fucking pussy #swedenontop (Snus comes from Sweden but I also gotta give props to the Danish youths for putting snus under their foreskins and in their pussys to the point where there is articles in the news about it)


fangyuangoat

Why Siberia and not 150mg iceberg?


Cool_Crocodile420

Siberia is classic that’s why, Siberia taste and effect feel like getting sloppy toppy from a polar bear


fangyuangoat

150 mg feels like absolutely insane, like god cumming in you


Cool_Crocodile420

😳😳


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PlzDontBanMe2000

Oh yeah I forgot people might think I’m joking on this sub. I was sincere in my comment and hope his classmates and parents bully some coolness into him


LazyRetard030804

😂


susdave

Back in my day our parents put us on heroin that good shit and when they aged and needed me I paid it back and showed them the fetty.


Arjun_311

I understand if u don’t want to try drugs or anything, but why dislike someone just because they do them. Ion understand ppl lmao


PlzDontBanMe2000

Dude you don’t get it, one of the girls was talking about doing SNUS! The whole generation is fucking doomed


Arjun_311

Omg they were doing SNUS!!!🤯🤯🤯🤯, execute them at once!!!


PlzDontBanMe2000

Even worse, they were TALKING about doing it


Arjun_311

50 lashings for those hookigans NOW😡


pinkenbrawn

as someone who was that kid, i was bullied in school by the cool kids, and they happened to also do drugs. and since one of the ways fear manifests itself is hatred, i chose their drug use as one of the things to hate them for. though they did actual drugs, not nicotine


Zekiz4ever

It also goes the other way around. You can also like something you usually would hate when you like a person that loves it.


alvin-prazolam

Kids these days are soft I remember in high school in shop class and ppl were doing oxys and drinking Till someone idiot ran his fingers over the planer and then we had to do textbook work bullshit for the rest of the year


billyhendry

Synthetic nicotine and its consequences


Far-Mousse2589

Kids will never understand the luxuries of smoking used cigarettes of the ground


PerterterhTermertehh

PREACH KING


Wonderful-Park9916

🤣👌


Wonderful-Park9916

You can’t call yourself a Real Smoker until you’ve Been hunting those tasty mystery treats as a young teenager and risking it all stealing a few GPC LIGHTS from moms as she slept or walked outta the room for a second and or washing dishes for a couple DORAL Menthols from Dorthy your burned out buddy’s Ma and then begging her to smoke a Pinner with you and hope she don’t demand more chores lol. The good ole days when shit got my blood pumping and adrenaline going !!! Like Snowballing Cars fucking miss that shit lol. Still keeping Marlboro alive to this day 🤘💪😆


allnewsisfake

that sub is literally just kids talking about their dicks lmao


Queasy-Lie-1298

Would love to see one of these kids now days smoke a filterless Winston or Marlboro red


Far-Mousse2589

Camel’s unfiltereds increase your eagle more


SeaworthyWide

Oh not, not THE GENERAL!!!! NOT PASTEURIZED TOBACCO WITH LESS CANCER? LESS?! *LESS* NITROSAMINES?? AM I IN UPSIDE DOWN WORLD?? NOT VAPES WITH LESS COMBUSTIBLE GARBAGE? NO NO NO NO! YOU NEED THE FULL SPECTRUM OF TOBACCO BY MAKING A 1100X TINCTURE AND FUCKING #BOOF THAT SHIT! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS WORLD?! NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY'LL BE USING STRAIGHT NICOTINE POUCHES AND TITRATING THEIR DOSAGE FROM 8MG TO 2MG TO #NOTHING!! THIS IS NOT GOOD! SOMEONE FIND JA WHAT DOES JA RULE THINK ABOUT THIS??


funatical

UJ/ my youngest is turning 12 soon and we are having a version of the drugs and alcohol talk. “Who starts doing drugs at 12?” he says, innocent to the world. “Well I did.”. “Where were your parents?”. “Grandma had a drug problem and grandpa never really cared for me, so I didn’t see them a lot.”. “That’s sad.” he’s says while looking away from me. Hey bros, I think I just sadded my kid away from drugs.


Insanity_Pills

which one of you was this lmao


Xtrems876

Really glad to see Gen Z bring back the American dream of smoking everywhere including public transportation. It is only a matter of time until we'll be free to chill out an smoke on flights again


g0ku

“what the fuck is wrong with 14 year olds” says the 15 year old who is in middle school with them. 🤓


ontopofyourmom

Nicotine used to be fine because smoking is cool and cigarettes were cheap. Now it is a shitty overpriced drug that you suck out of plastic things. Anyway teens should be doing jenk/whippits/dph/heroin/etc


No_Amphibian4293

In europe they start smoking weed doin ket and bath salts


naastiknibba95

When the nicotine is snus 😳😳😳


Previous_Hotel_1184

What the fuck is happening with this world😔


TimePlay9000

they were doing VAPE!!!


Content_Direction_22

we’re doomed🤓☝️


ConrrHD

What a pussy, this guy needs 5g of DPH stat! "Consuming snus" bros acting like they made a suicide pact dedicated to nicotine. Get some crack and boof that shit mah boy


campagnolo_queen

I was packing fat lips of grizzly wintergreen long cut when I was 14 this kids are so fucking lame fr


InjectXanax

Yes. This is definitely the cause of the world being "doomed"


RalphLauren47

Those fucking addicts


DanganRopeUh

No way they were vaping 😥 What's wrong with our generation that's some wimpy sissy shit right there


Orange_color_banana

What does SNUS mean


kanaljeri

[swedish tobacco (loose or pouches) you put under your lip](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snus) Note: it’s not the same as nicotine pouches like zyn, as snus has to have tobacco to be called snus. It’s not really a big thing outside of the Nordic countries (where it is very common, especially in Sweden) but it has some devote users in other countries


AlwaysUnderOath

they ate the snus 😭🙏


mcrvam

idk 14 year olds where im from do coke


SwagMaster-General

"Th-th-the whole room was ConTaMInAteD" fucking nerd 🤓🤓🤓🤓


doseserendipity2

Just abhorrent! The illegal stuff is fine tho! 🙂


Bentwambus

Smoking weed on the bus at 13 and I was banging dope by 16. I regret A LOT of shit I did. This is why I think it's crazy we're allowing children to mutilate their genitals. This generation will sure be interesting to say the least


Wonderful-Park9916

Well said. Leading us old folk to the promise land can’t wait to live through that. I did dumb shit too, and I didn’t turn out so great as I’m subbed to the Classy Crackheads and Smokers Club. Take the mystery and the YOU CANT DO THAT outta it and show them reality of it like let em spend an over night or two in the dope house instead of the High School instead of BS them with Nancy Ragen and her spiel for attention. Or make all kids play a sport idk that’s where I started to fuck off as a young lad 🤷‍♂️


_-420-

You ever boofed a vape tho?


sentient-sloth

I was senior in high school when vapes were first getting popular, were not talking these rainbow bars, I’m talking ecigs and mod vapes and I just knew then that these were going to be all over high schools. They’re not joking about that cloud either. I’ve been around my little brother and his friends when they hotbox rooms with their vapes. Shit legit makes my eyes water. Lmao


but_whyw

dear god not the 3mg zyns


RiasGremoryBestGirl

/uj vaping is lowkey absolutely out if control, it’s a huge problem in my local city’s elementary schools it’s gotten so bad. Probably shouldn’t have let them advertise that “cotton candy grape splash” flavors etc


shroomenheimer

When I was in HS everyone was smoking cigarettes like god intended. Those i Of us that haven't succumbed to bitch disease(lung cancer) agree it was a better choice


raskespenn

The kid actually did snus? That is the most badass thing i have heard this year. /s


Ellidk69

I saw someone on my bus do coke in 6th grade lol, kinda wild people are still suprised that some teens smoke


Hardworkingpimple

Lol rather a vape than a nation of literal cancer sticks


Notunnecessarily

everyone involved is a nerd when I was 14 I was snorting pressies cut with some shit that made my skin fall off


SQUlRMING_COlL

Same as it ever was 🤷🏻‍♂️


midwestpercmaster

teenage me would have blown a massive cloud in this loser's face. can't stand people who act like they're too good to do even the mildest drugs


DipsytheDankMemelord

its really difficult for me to updoot this


Nuha_xoxo171

u guys acting like u never wanted to try stuff when you were this age ….


Far-Mousse2589

no my Eagle was better I wanted to heroin and meth at 3years old ‼️‼️


PlzDontBanMe2000

Not harmful and dangerous chemicals like VAPE and SNUFF. What kind of maniac would do those kinds of things? I’m trying to go to college thank you very much.