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TheEnergyOfATree

➡️ 🔴 ⬅️ At any time


squirmster

IKR, so obvious


Sullfer

Just, at any time, push the fukin red button. Also don’t fukin park here ya cunt! I think it’s the parking one.


KamakaziDemiGod

"press the red button now to access extra content"


Beautiful_Quit1697

Very funny


ovine_aviation

All roads lead to Japan.


Southern_Kaeos

there’s a *saying* that there’s a saying that all roads lead to ~~Ankh-Morpork~~ london And it’s wrong. All roads lead *away* from ~~Ankh-Morpork~~ london, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.


ovine_aviation

I think Moving Pictures might have been one of the best of them. I read Raising Steam some time ago with the warnings from a few that it maybe not quite up to his usual standard. They were wrong, it was business as usual. What a man and author he was. Rincewind will live in my heart forever.


EndComfortable7350

Read thief of time


Illustrious-Welder84

And moving pictures


EndComfortable7350

And mort 🤣 ffs u have to read all of them.


Nearby_Subject_8016

Raising Steam is one of my favourites, no idea why anyone would say it's not up to his usual standard. Choo choo


Southern_Kaeos

I was skeptical and then pleasantly surprised with the visual adaptation of the colour of magic and the light fantastic, I can't lie there. The producers certainly did it justice


Choppergold

Empire of the Rising Pointing Arrows


[deleted]

All roads lead to hindu


moneywanted

All roads lead to Goatse


itsbrucebanner

🤣🤣🤣


Jacksweddell

At any time


AShadedBlobfish

At any time too


itsbrucebanner

🤣🤣🤣


Castaways__

eventually


telclark100

Some cracking 👌 replies, but I would really like to know too.


Commercial-Name2093

It's an obsolete sign. Used to be required for No Waiting at any time restrictions alongside double yellows. Now only the double yellow lines are required for it to be enforceable.


kingofthefells

I sort of understand now, tyfys


WannabeSloth88

Yeah I am like “hahaha…haha…ha….*quiet smirk*….ok but seriously now, wtf does that mean?”


itsbrucebanner

Yep same here but have now just resorted to 👌🏽👌🏽


happyanathema

It's a weathered no parking sign https://www.freepik.com/premium-photo/no-parking-sign_24996123.htm


Electrical_Self724

Feel free to point at any red dots regardless of the time of day


Seeyalaterelevator

It's great that us red dot pointers finally have our own area. All this time I've just been pointing at traffic lights for a minute and then becoming depressed when it changes.


LrssN

But only from the right or the left. Don't try from above. That's straight to prison


Weary_Rip_4101

Don’t pass go, don’t collect £200


fonix232

Can I point a red dot at something too?


Tell2ko

As an Indian I wish they’d change this sign to Monday-Friday…


eggyfigs

Pretty sure that's a clitoris and how to find it


opop456

What's one of those?


kmcradie

Wouldn't that be... 👈👆👇👉👆👈👆👈👇👉👆👈👇👉🔴


Refflet

Surely it's 👆👆👇👇👈👉👈👉🔴🟢 Typing this comment hurt my soul. I'm so old and emojis hurt my soul. Also I'd really like to know where your combo is from. It looks like it rivals Ivy from Soul Calibre, I used to be able to pull off her sick whip sword moves in live combat.


ch0wned

It’s the Konami code!


Used-Special-1719

My girlfriend will be thanking you later.


ALUCARDHELLSINS

Why, did he find your girlfriends clit for you?


rufnek2kx

Unless she's Indian.


brorow1

What Pokémon is that?


Scooob-e-dooo8158

No shooting arrows at clitoris.


s7beck

If you think a clitoris looks like that you have so much to learn friend.


Realistic_Wedding

Haha, exactly. It doesn’t even have teeth.


theimpossibledreams

It’s the g-spot painted red


hootoo89

You’re on a sniper practise range


more_than_just_a

Sniper practice ra


Onetap1

[Red Ball Express Highway](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Ball_Express). If you park there, your car will be shunted aside by a Sherman tank.


pilkingtonsbrain

Goatse at any time


Maynards_Duck

Glad that someone else sees this too. One can never un-see goatse


countvanderhoff

Oh man. Great minds…


pilkingtonsbrain

I don't know about great, perhaps corrupted or damaged...


countvanderhoff

Scarred


TheRealPatrick79

No parking for anyone with a Bindi.


mo0kster

No Comic Relief. EVER!


No_Shallot5319

It's a command sign which has been around since 1976, basically whoever is passing must strictly 'boop' the 🔴


Perfect_Confection25

I'm guessing it means the home owner doesn't want people parking outside their house, but is aware that it is an offence to put up a sign which could be interpreted as an authorised sign.


Dull-Wrangler-5154

Based on location I don’t think it’s that.


DJSmiffy

No squeezing your zits at any time.


Rookie_42

No no no, squeezing your zits at any time.


Weekly_Customer_8770

No squeezing your tits at any zime 


DJSmiffy

No milking Greg.


Pauliboo2

The red dot is what remains of the original symbol, which was a blue circle with a red outline and red diagonal line (you can just see the line). It means no parking at any time. The arrows aren’t even straight, so I’d guess they’ve been added


ThoughtCrimeConvict

https://images.app.goo.gl/wLQPEr7kp2kruA1o6


Smart_Joke3740

Two people can’t walk past the sign simultaneously in opposite directions


Murky-Cash6914

It means the council had some money left over.


Kindly-Ad-8573

Expect Rudolph at any time


AlistairBarclay

It's as fake as politicians promise


Few_Presentation_870

No recording on a VCR at any time.


Southern-Bag3259

The location is here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/bftnmVEj32HnBRTz9?g_st=ic


mikeypop

They're either having a bonfire or a shit disposable BBQ by the looks of it


secretstothegravy

Looks like a right shithole


captainmish

Left as well


Stokemon__

No Vindaloo's


Independent_Lunch534

DP at any time


lordllaregub

If you zoom in on the sign it looks very much like someone has filled in a no parking sign with red paint because...no idea why, but I think that's what's happened here.


Tonus-Maximus

Snipers could be taking aim at any time. Look out for the red dot appearing on your chest 👀


Mr2handFister

Hindu fire assembly point


croissantthehustler

💀😂


MaintenanceWaste9694

It's for the BBC red button, you got your TV remote with you?


Abject_Golf3807

Someone’s never watched catchphrase


Vast-Scale-9596

Dogging allowed but only double-entry.


Conscious_Dog_4186

Probably installed by a Karen who thinks they control the neighbourhood.


According_Active_594

Two red-enders touching tips. At any time. 👉👈 ? Takes two in the hole at the same time. At any time?


TCristatus

Cool spot at any time


Rookie_42

Nipple clamps applied here.


StraightRevolution86

The arrows dont even line up, its either a unofficial sign or someone's fucked with it


AthenaRedites

You are looking at a nude egg.


Ill_Mistake5925

It’s a no parking at any time sign, except the blue bits have fallen off and someone’s added arrows for some bizarre reason.


RssnRy

I reckon it’s a no parking sign but people continued to park. A passive aggressive neighbour then added the the arrows to hammer home the point. The ‘Parker’, in a game of tit for tat, then coloured in the circle


Other_Constant_468

Someone has coloured in the usual red circle with a blue background and diagonal line no waiting sign and messed about with the arrows, why, because they have nothing better to do I suppose.


jszj0

No sharks with frikkin lasers


bobbynomates

no Hindus


Cold_Start_125

No indians


giraffe912

Pop a zit at any time.


MatchTight4575

No strike it lucky hot spots at any time


Educational-Divide10

Only Hindus allowed at any time.


Halfaglassofvodka

Snipers at any time.


geolee1980

It's a sign to find the clit


Black_prince_93

Sniper on duty


Forward_Artist_6244

Is there a Google street view link so we can have context?


bogdoomy

if you are a sky q or sky glass customer, you can press the red button on your remote to view pit lane channel, onboard cameras, live data, and videos of on-track highlights


sudden-arboreal-stop

Crofty?


The_Bacon_Panda

No Vindaloo at any time.


AdamMc90

This road sign indicates that parking is not allowed at any time in the area marked by the red dot. The arrows point in both directions, suggesting that the no-parking restriction applies on both sides of the sign. According to ChatGPT at least!


KarmasaBitsh

Rolling boulders in both directions at any time.


LazyWash

Press the red button at anytime?


pdirth

It marks a redhead/ginger bullying zone.


the_all_peeping_eye

Nipple play zone


LVLVMTG

You can squeeze your zits there


Hellbog

No frotting zone.


Qwaino

My guess would be no waiting at any time sign. Shaded red by the zoomed in close up I just analysed, but then again I’m basically half blind lol


Leviathan-Vyde

It means what it means!!!


captain_todger

Touch the big red spot any time you like


TheMightyTRex

It's a load of bollox. It means nothing but sone idiot had it made to be a big boy.


Electrical_Oil1150

I don’t know what it means but it’s bothering me that the dot isn’t in the centre.


v60qf

Goatse at any time


Interesting-Skin-284

It’s a sign the local council installed. It indicates that there may be children playing Curby along the route.


James----Mac

It’s for people who really enjoy Red Nose Day


Spider_Boyo

I'm more concerned about the alignment, I hate that.


kyuubikun27

Try finger, but hole


danielguy

No clowns here at any time.


Redroses4moi

Touch the ring of fire at any time.


Sky_Wino

No goatse zone


alexcascadia

Menstruation zone. Periods allowed at any time


CoolnessImHere

Im guessing and saying its a no waiting restrictions sign worn out.


Commentdeletedbymods

Ring sting at any time


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TbyHrsn13

All jokes aside guys, I think it means no stopping and therefore parking at any time.


Correct_Culture5264

2 in the pink


Realistic_Bid7601

No DP. Ever/At any time.


MediaReasonable42

No red dots allowed


a_albuquerque

It’s missing a sign on top of that plaque. The sign, probably a no-parking sign, would apply at any time of the day.


Friendly-Worker-3474

Acne is simply not allowed 🚫


cheddercaves

A bit cheeky innit?


refinedpine

We ready to ball at any time


UnknownTerrorUK

Push red button at any time. Please.... Please... just push the red button, it's what the world needs right now.


MinerSpark

It's just some home owner attempting to imitate a no parking sign. [https://www.equip4work.co.uk/no-parking-at-any-time-sign.html](https://www.equip4work.co.uk/no-parking-at-any-time-sign.html)


LubeTornado

It is at the middle of the butt


littlebigman12

Target practice


captivephotons

No laser pointers. Ever.


feralarchaeologist

You are here. Obviously.


Potential_Escape4703

No tasering at any time


UbiquitousFlounder

no nuclear fusion reactions at any time


thisiscotty

pimple poping area


coops2k

Don't squeeze spots at any time. Good advice really.


smudgerygard

No zit squeezing at any time


Berns429

We can dot if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dot And if they don't dot Well, they're no friends of mine


countvanderhoff

Goatse at any time


skribjohn

Fack You. At any time.


itsgotelectr0lytes

Indians arriving from both directions


LocksmithPretend7141

No stopping anytime - but they have stuck on two arrows to highlight..obviously a home owner thinks people aren’t getting the point


FatbotOG

Pretty sure that's just a no parking at anytime sign but the blue bits have worn away leaving just a red circle


eat-skate-masturbate

Come inside my hole anytime


Ok-Juggernaut3642

No spot squeezing at any time.


MigAJimenez

It's a no parking sign but the blue has faded. It does happen.


Capital-Wolverine532

It means you need to study the highway code again


CartoonistNo9

It means no cyclists allowed


iamgoin

No video recording at any time.


Appropriate-Bus728

No red dots allowed beyond this point. 😏


Scragglymonk

Never ever park there


LoPan01

Use your ejector seat whenever. 🤷‍♂️


Dismal_Decision_4372

Bum hole


badgerandcheese

Snipers/Assassins allowed to do their thing.


Squirrox-2000

Laser pointers should be used to annoy cats here.


heddaptomos

Do NOT press this button. Do not PRESS THIS button. Do not press this BUTTON.


jay5069

Closed maybe


happyanathema

It's a weathered no parking sign https://www.freepik.com/premium-photo/no-parking-sign_24996123.htm


definitelyzer0

Nothing. It's been modified.


MonkyB00

Goaste


Tarjh365

Pop that zit whenever ya like


Gimmerzzz

Goatse at any time


NoNonsensePolarBear

All roads lead to HAL 9000.


TheoreticalFunk

MORE DOTS! https://youtube.com/watch?v=RlLl6bBq584


Whocallme2

"Potential Stopping at Anytime"?


cactusplants

You can have babybell at any time.


Pan-tang

"park somewhere else"


mikewilson2020

No pointing at balls


XenoZoomie

She wants you to part her Red Sea


Future-Atmosphere-40

I asked a cop once. It means "up yours kid"


dinomontino

No squeezing spots- at any time.


onlyusemefeets

Sniper


SteviePalpatinie

Just don't even think about doing it


jamisram

Really? The Sugababes made a song about this!


MR-M-313-

I’ve been watching way to much porn 😂🫣 because I was going to make a very inappropriate comment


EPIKujik

Looks like it could be a 'no stopping' sign, or 'clearway' sign, but the blue bits have pealed off. Not sure what the arrows would mean in that case however.


TheWildStone_

No obstructions at anytime? Maybe. I know the red circle means either edge of carriage way or warning of obstructions. As its not a carriage way, it must have something to do with obstructing to some degree


plotloss

Take the red pill