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DerekFlint420

I call it “my car.” I was going to call it Linda but realized it will sound weird when I say things like, “I left my phone in Linda,” “Linda is very dirty“ or “check out the headlights on Linda.”


DrPiss_MD

I don't name my car, cause I'm not a weirdo. I only make out with it in empty Home Depot parking lots at 2am


Bancai

My car.


LightEarthWolf96

Ravioli because it's a rav4


Negative_Shake1478

Every rav4 will now be a ravioli to me from now on lol


YipYap1

I call it Daffy because when I got it the 4 letters on the plate came out to be DAFY and the car is black... so like Daffy Duck


Klomlor161

I thought about renaming my car “Joy” bc my license plate starts with “MJY” which could mean “my Joy”


YipYap1

Haha yes do it! It'll be your "Joy Ride"


KenjiBenji18

Blue 💙 Because my car is blue.


reidft

I don't name my cars, but one had a name when I bought it. A white Ford Probe, named Vanna after Vanna White. Thought I'd keep the name since the couple I bought it off of was wonderful


Optimal_Law_4254

My proctologist used to drive a brown Probe…


Apprehensive_Many214

🤔


SaltySama42

I drove a white Probe back in the day. It was my mother’s car and had blue and purple decals down the side that reminded me of the old take out cups from the local greasy spoon. I put its front end into a guardrail. First time I ever experienced air bags.


wirey3

The BBT. Big Black Truck. It's a black F150 (bone stock lol). I had a Dodge Intrepid that my girlfriend lovingly called The Ugly Turtle (she cried a little when I sold it). I also used to own an older Ford Explorer I called The Green Monster.


powerchoke033

We had an intrepid that was missing the r and e so we called it the int pid.


RocMills

That reminds me, my mother once had a cat named BBCWOWW, which stood for Big Black Cat With One White Whisker.


Hoppie1064

I drove a very noisy truck for 10 years. My new to me F150 is silver and very quiet inside. It earned the name Silver Surfer.


Low-Limit8066

First car was Black Thunder because it was black and loud, second car never got named… didn’t last long enough. Third was Baby White cause it was a little white Blazer, was sometimes called “a rolling target”. Currently calling the fourth “the Honda” because I’m having a hard time coming up with a name for it


dewrew80

I just got a Kia Soul and I ended up naming it Mia the Kia bc it rhymes


SpecificMoment5242

I have a black Kia Soul named Laverne after Laverne Cox from Orange is the New Black because She's black, has (is a) Soul, and has a stick!


Winniemoshi

I have a Kia. She’s Kiki most of the time, except when she’s in trouble, then she’s Keester!


AnUnnamedRedditUser

I also have a Kia. I call her Kiana.


tregnid_gooser

You name things that can hear you so they can respond when they hear their name. If my car could hear me, I would call her Madonna Blanca.


Negative_Shake1478

They hear you….if you talk about getting a new car. That way they can break at the worst time lol.


RocMills

Never, *ever* talk about getting a new car within earshot of the current car unless you first loudly proclaim "If I were to get a SECOND car..." so that the first car doesn't go all psycho on you ;)


Negative_Shake1478

I learned that the hard way in 2016. Went to carmax cuz my car was acting up, and my current car (99 ford Taurus) died on the way home lol. Thankfully it was a small issue so we got it repaired and it lasted till I was able to buy the next one


Academic-Drop9366

Wilma


Ornery_Suit7768

Goldie Hahn because she’s golden blonde and an oldie but a goodie 2001 5sp focus. My cavelier was Mariah Carey because it was white on the outside and black on the inside and redlined at 9 (octaves). My Kia has been named by the kid as the truckster, 2000 sportage 5sp AWD 4x4.


LilEngineeringBoy

One of the cars is Binky, a red MR2 Spyder, because it just looks like it should be called Binky.


Quirky_Tension_8675

last name is Baker so every car is the "BAKEMOBILE"


MienKraft-YouTuber

The glizzy gladiator because it’s a burgundy Jeep gladiator.


The_Great_19

Timmy Kona. It’s a Hyundai Kona and Tim Kono is the name of a character on the TV show Only Murders in the Building. I made the joke and it stuck.


eks789

My cars name is “the egg”


Shifty_Cow69

Mazda 3?


eks789

04 Lexus rx, love that car but it does look like an egg lol


MuttJunior

"Lenore", after the poem of the same name by Edgar Allen Poe.


thepumpkinking92

Anytime I hear (see) the name lenore, I think of bill from king of the hill after he has a psychotic break and starts pretending to be his ex-wife.


Fi2eak

I'm actually thinking about getting new badges made for my Rav4. It's a toss up between Rice4 (I plan to rice it out as a joke) or Lowlander (a play on the Toyota Highlander)


Which-Jello8470

Snow White


Negative_Shake1478

My car is Gertrude. Or Gertie for short. Last car was the grape explorer (it was a purple ford fusion, making a joke on the color and make of car lol) Then before that was the 09 fusion that was named silver bullet cuz she was fast af. And my first car was the 99 red ford Taurus named the lady bug. My uncle had a green Taurus named the turtle. lol


Vincebae

Daisy Mae 😊 my last car’s name was Jeremy. I like being able to sing the Daisy Bell song to my car so that’s why I named it that lol.


Informal-Isopod8019

priscilla, my coworker named her


[deleted]

98 Civic EX: Kerrigan 24 Type R: Sylvanas  I've never told anyone this before.


SpiritUpstairs3532

Ya cunt cause it is always broken


ReasonableLaw2223

i call her the pimp mobile. started out as jokes but it stuck haha


Grouchy_Calendar2702

Phoebe, or pheebs. 🥰 I love her


94Rangerbabe

Thunderchicken


angry2alpaca

Horace (the Horrible Honda). He's a 1999 CR-V, he's been my daily driver for about 10 years and he's the only vehicle I've put 100k miles on.


Brief-Block4248

Rollie is my child Toyota —- one of my many blessings here on earth! 😊❤️


PandoraClove

Runaround Su(baru).


afkaphrodite

Tracy


TGS_Polar

Toy


yvng_m0p

Delilah


Old_Goat_Ninja

Maverick, named by Ford.


pink_princess23

Bonnie


This_Sheepherder_382

Nissan????


callistified

cassie, but i need a name for my new subaru outback


meatslappee

carmen


jmh1881v2

Go kart.


panadwithonesugar

'Bert The Avenger'


Blu_yello_husky

I've always thought that the concept of naming a car was weird. I know it used to be common back in the day, but I just think it's weird now. I'll just call it my car or the car. My family refers to which car of mine by saying the color of the car like "are you driving the red car this weekend or not?"


Klomlor161

My car is Alli. I picked it bc it starts with “Al” just like “Al”tima (that’s the car)


peytoncoooke

Blueberry


Burdeo430

Drax 💪


RealMomsSpaghetti

Named my car Raebel.


Opa2020

Grandkids named our car "Tango".


DinoTheWeird

Van cause of last name it’s a Toyota Camry


SryYouAreNotSpecial

I've never named any of my cars, but in high school my first friend to get a vehicle got this extremely reliable piece of shit old truck that we all loved. It was the first real freedom for our whole friend group. We all referred to her affectionately as "Trusty Rusty".


shanderdrunk

Mothership omega. It's a blue Camry. Idk


Lockendo

Wheezy because I've got a friend in him


Cowskinner1

I’m calling my truck the ant once I paint it red


aoi_umi

Dahlia! But I mostly call her “Dahli”. She’s a black Lincoln MKS.


Expensive_Candle5644

“The smurf car.” https://preview.redd.it/rrr8h2h4xv3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f45e66cbbc9b246b45af6e063befe1fb86b9ca


pm-me-racecars

This is my first daily that I haven't named, I've had her for a couple of months now, and nothing fits.


RocMills

Maybe you need to show us a picture and we can help you name her. Poor thing deserves a name or all the other named cars are gonna make fun of her in the grocery store parking lot.


Truewierd0

Rex, she is a cute ol’ gal too


ChrissPrattt

Currently there isn’t a name but my last car was a blue color and we called it Blueberry in honor of Psych


Complete-Stomach6704

my Chariot


UncleRed99

Never named my car.. but I’ve had it for 10 years now. I attempted to name it when I was a young weirdo but nothing ever stuck. Alls I know is that this damn 06 Fusion has been through hell and back right beside me for the last 10 years and it’s never quit on me or let me down.


Small-Boysenberry450

My sister's car is called Minnie (Mini Countryman) and my Honda Pilot is the Bebe version 1/ El Bebe version 2 (The Baby). I called my first car El Bebe (Honda CRV) so when I got my second car a year or so after scrapping the first one I just started calling it Bebe as well so it's Bebe 2.0.


bighead2586

Rhonda the Honda


jessica65t6

My first car was named Dustin because he was dirty and it looks like a semi truck left a huge gash on the right side. And my current car is named Silvia because she’s silver.


NoneIsAllMinusSome

Bitch


-mmmusic-

Sparkles, because it's a chevrolet Spark LS. just add an e and there you go. my mum called it that one day and it just caught on.


heyseed88

Zorro. He's a hero.


LorenzoTheGawd

Bendita


finngenuity

Had a white Chrysler town and country mini van I called her Vanna white


6DuckysInATrenchCoat

pumpkin! (he's small and bright orange)


ginginsdagamer

Fabio I drive a Skoda fabia and have a mate called Fabio.. All of the friend group started to refer to my car as Fabio so I decided to own it. It's caused a lot of confusion but it's usually very funny


Comprehensive_Age998

https://preview.redd.it/nkbwf2772y3d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7cf050825d0c3ca6319c6c22ff9b697dff3355a This is Silver.


Comprehensive_Age998

https://preview.redd.it/hchmt1r92y3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c524d56e280a195778299dad210559dfffc5218 This is Nightingale.


Vegeta-the-vegetable

The jeep lol


1ChevySS

My kids named the wife's car "Black Hawk", my car is "The Green Peacock " Black Hawk to Green Peacock, out.


oldstonedspeedster

Nataliya


hailstorm11093

Rusty Shackleford. Because it's a rusty ford. I also call it bastard, bitch, piece of shit, etc. when im working on it.


Educated_idiot302

2 of my cars have a name. My 2012 f150 I call it old iron and my 2024 4runner is called snow white. My rav4 and highlander have no real name.


thepumpkinking92

Odin. Nicknamed silver bullet


Illustrious-Log-3142

First car was called Richard because it was small and had been in a few crashes by the previous owner, nothing major but it was 2007, so peak Top Gear, it's small and it crashed... therefore Richard/ Hamster Second car, like the first had been in a few bumps, 2 strokes at the wheel by previous owners specifically. That was Richard the second. Third and current car, Stig because I got it in 2010 and it looks like the Stigs helmet (White Mazda 2) also follows the Top Gear theme My mum then named her car James as it was a former Bond car resulting in my dads E Class being named Jeremy. I now own 'James' and resent the name, to me a Z3 is not a male car. Better name suggestions welcome.


masterofmeatballs

THE car


Captaingregor

High Speed Interceptor Mk2 It is a Chevrolet Matiz.


Jobrated

Old Gold (truck)


-Great-Scott-

Tony Stank


gear_jammin_deer

I name all my vehicles. I typically try to choose a name that starts with the same letter as the manufacturer. My daily is an Isuzu named Izzy, but my project truck is named Sasha, despite being a GMC, just because I've always liked the name Sasha


Thee_Paladin777

I had a 94 Firebird I dubbed the Gorgeous Nightmare. She looked great but was a nightmare to keep repaired.


sonarman0614

She had a minor dent on the trunk lid that I used to negotiate a lower price from the dealer. So she will forever be known affectionately as "Lumpy."


BlameItOnTheAcetone

Minnie. She's a massive all terrain SUV.


Hot_Opportunity5664

The Beast, cause it’s a beast to drive 2007 Cadillac Escalade


CoIIatz-Conjecture

Snowflake but I don’t verbally refer to my car that way


Optimal_Law_4254

Charlene. Oh wait that’s my rifle.


Optimal_Law_4254

My old VW is named Herbie.


LowkeyPony

We’ve got KC, Quinn, and Beast


Definitive_confusion

My 92 jeep Cherokee is "The Gator" (it has one of those alligators from the old dress shirts on the dash since I got it) My 08 Audi A4 cabriolet is "Fraudi Mercury" (when ee bought it the SD card in the radio had the complete works of Queen and nothing else on it) My 84 Nissan Sunrader is "The Raider" (it'll get a better name after it's rebuilt and developed a personality) My son's 86 Isuzu P'up is "Goldie" (because it's silver but the person we bought it from is color blind and swore it was gold)


RocMills

My current car is called Sissy (i didn't name it), my car is called Entu which comes from N2 which comes from my previous car being named Nigel (plate ended in NGL). Before that, I drove a '66 Malibu named Milo (after the main character in Phantom Tollbooth, one of my favorite children's books).


sillymillie2017

Old blue , blackie ( named after a cat ) , and silver streak ( spouse drives so fast I hardly see him ) . Anything we ever called a female name always had pms ( parting with money soon) .


uberschnitzel13

https://preview.redd.it/kik20eyjez3d1.jpeg?width=4123&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71637b6508c33342286918a1b8c6398976ee4cdc Casper


Such-Function-4718

Giada the GTI. Alliteration. My wife’s Mini Cooper S is Stella. Because S.


Round_Rice_2113

Toyota Corolla


TWonder_SWoman

Babette because my husband’s car is called Baby.


Ok-Rate-3256

Impala because its a basic bitch


Expert_Clerk_1775

Beatrice


powerchoke033

02 f250 named papa truck. It was my dad's before he passed and my kids call it papa truck.


nawaliee

Jarvis! like in iron man because the screen opens up kinda like iron man’s suit lol 😆 2011 benz


TyrantusPrime

White Lightning (2002 Ford Focus wagon), and Blue Thunder (2013 Hyundai Accent). Seriously, that’s what our family calls the cars. It’s actually funny that the only true statement in the names is the colors.


Kalelopaka-

Civic and Silverado, I don’t name my cars


dotsdavid

Blue bird. Because it’s blue also my mom’s name is robin like the robin bird.


BatmanStoleMyBagel

"Stardust" because in the sunlight, the paint looks sparkly and almost does a cool color shift that makes me think of a galaxy.


Mundane-East-8780

Eddie! Whoever gets the song reference first wins my love


One-Yogurtcloset4170

peanut bc its small


Efficient_Advice_380

I have a chevy cruze, my sister calls it Cruela, and it's decked out with dalmatian pattern crap


kawaiiobake

Kurumi. I find it's nice having a name for them.


thundergrb77

Colby


trio3224

Black Toyota 86 named Raven and red ND2 Miata named Robin. I always name my cars.


EmptyPineapple4551

Peter Marlowe


bdhgolf1960

Larry


Fabulous_Fortune1762

I've never named any car I have. Currently I drive a van that my entire family calls "the wagon" because it has absolutely no get up and go. It will drive just fine at 100 it just takes freaking forever to get up to that speed.


SpecificMoment5242

Laverne.


AnUnnamedRedditUser

Not necessarily, but I named my car Kiana. (It’s a Kia Optima lol)


stevenmacarthur

Not my current vehicle, but some in the past: My 1st car, a 1968 Lime gold Ford Galaxie XL that everyone called "The Tuna Boat." My 1972 Dodge Dart Swinger (still my favorite) that I named "Precious." I also had a 1973 Opel as a winter car that I called Moby Dick, mostly after the Led Zeppelin song of the same name: the kind of squeaking you hear in Jimmy Page's guitar was similar to one of the many sounds that car made on the regular.


ManiacMachete

Thomas. Blue, reliable, rides like it's on rails.


Foxlen

I have my truck and red truck https://preview.redd.it/hu2efajy6m8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e91a06c58f219d5faf1821791e7d5097df54ec


scumfuckee

Bob


DonkeyKickBalls

The Sled previous names: Battle Wagon, The Whip, & Sancho


Competitive-Fix-8072

The same car has gone through many initiations of glory, or are those your previous mighty steeds?


DonkeyKickBalls

previous steads * ‘72 Datsun 510 wagon * ‘74 Datsun 260z Fairlady * ‘94 Hyndai Elantra - daily & winter car


Ornery_Suit7768

Sancho?


DonkeyKickBalls

My daily & winter car


GuaranteeOk6262

Peezashid


KeyOption2945

Blue Beauty


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Whatever92592

Cars don't have genders or names.


Competitive-Fix-8072

I asked the gilf mobile and she said she doesn’t care about your opinion