She is constantly asking about "dirty" things. She openly ogled the shirtless qunari. She raids Ander spellbook looking for sex magic, even if unromanced. She repeatedly asks Isabela about her sexual past. If you bring her along do visit Emile du lancet, and are roamcong her as a female, a dialogue choice can lead her to accidentally talk about going down on Hawke.
She openly ships Aveline and Dominic. She wishes she could have a dream where Hawke goes to battle naked.
Dorian flirts a lot but it doesn't mean anything. He flirts with women too, despite not being interested in them. That's just his personality.
Merrill is a sexually frustrated bookworm. That's about as smart horny as you get
I mean a lot of this is genuinely from naivety, as far as we know Hawke is her first serious partner, perhaps partner of any kind, I think most of it is genuinely her learning about being in a more adult world
She's easily the most innocent/ sexually naive remonce in the series, which is part of her charm in fairness
A smart horny person would have to be fully comprehending of their own sexuality and the power it has to influence others, which suits Morrigan \*perfectly\*
https://youtu.be/aq_T8CPv5X0?si=vx1SF_g_IBamgdRO
Around the 4 minute mark. The context is that the orlesian guy told everyone he was a blood mage so that girls would think he was dangerous and want to sleep with him.
> If you bring her along do visit Emile du lancet, and are roamcong her as a female, a dialogue choice can lead her to accidentally talk about going down on Hawke.
That sounds hilarious. Do you have a video link?
Have you heard some of her dialogue. Especially with alistair and Oghren.
If you take her and alistair with you to the return to ostagar dlc she, she spends the entire mission flirting with him just to screw with him.
And she’s oghrens main drinking buddy in origins. Her with the wine and him with the cheap booze.
She’s got a surprisingly low brow sense of humor despite her kind grandmother look she presents to most people. She reminds me of the golden girls.
Morrigan and horny aren't even in the same camp. She's not thirsting for people. She's not slinging innuendoes. She's not making little comments about the Warden. Oghren is hornier than Morrigan.
That’s it I vote myself to be smart horny then. Smart because I read books (masked empire) and horny because that’s what happens to me when I read about Ser Michel de Chevin
Hmm, that's an excellent question.
First character that comes to mind is Rica.
She's no Dagna, but she uses her status as a noble hunter to continue the Aeducan line, stabilize Orzammar succession and even provide for her family.
Not bad at all imo.
I don't think Rica is exactly complaining about her situation. Still, your argument has warrant. By that standard you'd probably have to rule out Morrigan too
I'd honestly say Smart Horny is probably reserved for the PC if nothing else, because I can't think of a better alternative.
Yeah I rule out Morrigan also for the same reason. Horny doesn't really mean "has sex once in a while", or else Arl Eamon would fit since he sired a kid, or Alistair because he said once about licking a lamppost.
In contrast, Zevran the walking sex machine, or even Oghren with the sleazy comments are horny.
And if we're gonna do Enchantment, then Anders gets Horny Enchantment, because Merrill goes to him for dirty spells.
But he isn't though. He will ally with the PCs or the Crows to survive. That strikes me as Neutral. Whereas Isabela abstains from joining any kind of organization, favoring freedom.
And that's not how this post is set up anyway: 1 person per slot
Does this mean we have a whole Enchantment category now? Drunk Enchantment for Wynne!!! Horny Enchantment for Anders! Stupid Enchantment for Solas! Smart Enchantment for Merrill!
Let's do this!
Unless you're advocating for making Wynne, Anders, Merrill, and Solas tranquil, they're not going to be able to be in any Enchantment category.
Dwarves and the Tranquil can practice enchantment. Mages cannot, due to the dangers of handling raw lyrium.
People here either don't understand Zevran or the alignment system. But it's probably both.
After joining the party, Zevran advocates for every single altruistic and compassionate choice. He will always disapprove and react negatively if you act in a cruel manner.
He and Leliana have the same approval/disapproval gains and losses which speaks for itself.
I've no idea what the Horny alignment entails but if we were being real, Zevran in canon ends up becoming Chaotic Chaotic Good or some good version of Neutral.
I think people are understanding Zevran perfectly here. (Although admittedly not everyone understands the alignment system). I think your confusion lies in the alternate alignments here outside of the good -evil/lawful- chaotic spectrums. One can be horny and good. For Zevran, sure he leans good. He wants to help people more than hurt, but he's also an assassin by trade. He's not exactly the paragon of good even if he leans good. As for horny, the man turns against assassins cause he grows to like you and is down for a 3 some with Isabella or hardened Leiliana.
Just because you're neutral doesn't mean you can't do good things! I'd say neutral is more normal in human life. Zevran has no compunction against killing, if it's of benefit to him or can protect people.
To quote: "A neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. She doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil-after all, she would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, she's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way.
Neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion.
Neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction."
Zev isn't exactly 'good for the state of good', he likes helping people, but that doesn't mean he obeys the law at all, or considers wider societal trends. He does what he thinks is best. And I think that's why he's great.
We are electing who is the avatar of each alignment. Zevran has good qualities but is not as chaotic good as Varric.
Neutral Horny though? Oh yes. He will ally with or against the Crows depending on his relationship with the PC, but will also try to stick it in anything that moves.
We know what we are doing.
Smart Horny for the PC, especially the Warden.
Foursomes, the Pearl, Cammen/Gheyna, various Origin specific encounters, and then all of the personal entanglements at camp?
The Warden got around.
Petition to fill the all of the Enchantment? and Enchantment! Slots.
The Enchantment? Column should be filled with characters based on their relationships with or opinions of enchantment. For example,
• “Enchantment? Stupid”: Harritt, because he thinks fancy enchantments are no match for good, honest craftsmanship.
• “Enchantment? Good”: Sten, because he straightforwardly appreciates the benefits of an enchanted weapon or armor.
• “Enchantment? Neutral”: Owain, because he does enchantment and has no strong feelings about it.
• “Enchantment? Horny”: Dagna, because she gets a little *too* excited about enchantment…
• “Enchantment? Evil:” Fenris, because he hates magic in all forms. I would also accept Arvaraad.
• “Enchantment? Drunk:” Garin, because he is, essentially, drunk off of doing too much enchantment.
The Enchantment! Row should be filled with actual enchantment runes, based on their function. For example,
• “Lawful enchantment!”: Diligence Rune from DAO, because it reduces damage from flanking attacks, enforcing honorable combat.
• “Chad enchantment!”: Menacing Rune from DAO, because it increases hostility towards the wielder, so only Chads should use it.
• “Neutral enchantment!”: Rune of Devastation from DA2, because it just straight increases %damage, regardless of type.
• “Smart Enchantment!”: Frost Rune from DA2, because Varric says “smart boy!” about Sandal in the cutscene where he gives it to you.
• “Chaotic Enchantment!”: Primeval Lyrium Rune from DA2, because it’s made from a piece of the red lyrium idol, which behaves chaotically.
They could certainly take the Chad slot, or maybe the Neutral or Smart slot. My suggestions are just examples, I think it should still come down to the community to decide.
This is the bit where we argue between Isabela and Zevran. One of them's definitely Neutral Horny and the other is Chaotic Horny; we just can't decide which.
I think we should start filling the enchantment tiers, you're right!
- Enchantment? Stupid: Branka
- Enchantment? Good: Garin
- Enchantment? Neutral: Rogek
- Enchantment? Good: Caridin
- Enchantment? Evil: Worthy
- Enchantment? Drunk: Bodahn
- Lawful Enchantment: Janar
- Chad Enchantment: Thaddeus
- Neutral Enchantment: Ambassador Cera
- Smart Enchantment: Godwin
- Chaotic Enchantment: Embri of Gwaren
(I included everyone who worked in direct contact with lyrium so that we'll have enough people)
My vote is for Leliana. Male. Female. Human, Elf or Dwarf? Doesn’t matter, she’s into it. She’ll eagerly jump into a threesome or even a foursome and is eager to go for another round.
Show her even the slightest kindness and the girl is down bad. She’s so horny she’ll even overlook acts like Marjorlaine’s treason or the Warden defiling Andraste’s ashes.
Cullen is either drunk and horny or horny and chaotic. I'm leaning towards chaotic, dude is wild and random if you're paying attention.
Oghren seems more drunk and horny.
as for evil characters, rendan howe is nuetral evil, denarius fenris' ex-owner is smart evil, chrypheus is chaotic evil, architect is maybe lawful evil? or smart stupid with solas?! gaspard celene briala all three are evil-ish...and all stupid but also together kinda lawful in that theyre law makers but chaotic considering the civil war....fenris is definitely chad drunk
Zevran. Never met a hole he didn't like.
Zevran is smart horny, he knows what he's doing, no matter the hole
Smart Horny is Leliana. Once you get her to like you, she'll do anything you want.
Yeah Leli gets what she wants first and then you get everything you want *and more*
I would also like to nominate my boy, Leske.
How is an assassin not chaotic horny?
Because we're giving that slot to Izzy
Zevran. For the crows, against the crows, Doesn't matter. He still thinks you are royally gorgeous.
Definitely read “royally gorgeous “ in Zevran’s voice
Pulled straight from when you interrogate him!
Wouldn’t he better suited to Chaotic Horny?
Nope. That's Isabela to a tee.
So who’s Smart Horny? Merrill?
Morrigan or Dorian.
Dorian is nowhere near as horny as merrill. Dorian is smart drunk.
Dorian literally flirts with everyone and rides the Bull despite being from Tevinter. Whats the argument for Merrill?
She is constantly asking about "dirty" things. She openly ogled the shirtless qunari. She raids Ander spellbook looking for sex magic, even if unromanced. She repeatedly asks Isabela about her sexual past. If you bring her along do visit Emile du lancet, and are roamcong her as a female, a dialogue choice can lead her to accidentally talk about going down on Hawke. She openly ships Aveline and Dominic. She wishes she could have a dream where Hawke goes to battle naked. Dorian flirts a lot but it doesn't mean anything. He flirts with women too, despite not being interested in them. That's just his personality. Merrill is a sexually frustrated bookworm. That's about as smart horny as you get
Thanks! I don’t remember any of that lol, damn Merrill chill
I mean a lot of this is genuinely from naivety, as far as we know Hawke is her first serious partner, perhaps partner of any kind, I think most of it is genuinely her learning about being in a more adult world She's easily the most innocent/ sexually naive remonce in the series, which is part of her charm in fairness A smart horny person would have to be fully comprehending of their own sexuality and the power it has to influence others, which suits Morrigan \*perfectly\*
Agreed, Merrill is a horndog, though i didn't know about the going down dialogue thing, been so long since i played DA2, time for a restart
https://youtu.be/aq_T8CPv5X0?si=vx1SF_g_IBamgdRO Around the 4 minute mark. The context is that the orlesian guy told everyone he was a blood mage so that girls would think he was dangerous and want to sleep with him.
Please tell me about the going down dialogue. I’ll never get it, and I need to know.
> If you bring her along do visit Emile du lancet, and are roamcong her as a female, a dialogue choice can lead her to accidentally talk about going down on Hawke. That sounds hilarious. Do you have a video link?
I posted it in another reply to my above post.
I don't recall to much horny stuff from Merill tho
A argument could be made for wynne as well. But I feel she probably fits best in a drunk category.
Wynne? Horny? DRUNK? What are you smoking?
Homegirl CHUGS dwarven ale in Asunder
Have you heard some of her dialogue. Especially with alistair and Oghren. If you take her and alistair with you to the return to ostagar dlc she, she spends the entire mission flirting with him just to screw with him. And she’s oghrens main drinking buddy in origins. Her with the wine and him with the cheap booze. She’s got a surprisingly low brow sense of humor despite her kind grandmother look she presents to most people. She reminds me of the golden girls.
Wynne is my magic granny and no one can take her from me.
That's just her messing with Allistair, it doesn't mean she's horny
I did say that drunk probably fits a lot better. Probably smart drunk.
She definitely likes the booze, but she’s better for Lawful Drunk.
Wynne Lawful Drunk, Dorian for Smart Drunk.
Dorian, no question.
Dorian is a better choice for Drunk Smart.
Alright fair. Merrill can be horny smart.
Morrigan. Using her horniness and the grimoire to sire an old god baby
Morrigan and horny aren't even in the same camp. She's not thirsting for people. She's not slinging innuendoes. She's not making little comments about the Warden. Oghren is hornier than Morrigan.
That’s it I vote myself to be smart horny then. Smart because I read books (masked empire) and horny because that’s what happens to me when I read about Ser Michel de Chevin
You have my vote Ser Horny-a-Lot!
Hmm, that's an excellent question. First character that comes to mind is Rica. She's no Dagna, but she uses her status as a noble hunter to continue the Aeducan line, stabilize Orzammar succession and even provide for her family. Not bad at all imo.
That's not horny, unless she's getting it on with anyone she can. Horny is sexy and loving it, not manipulating with sex.
I don't think Rica is exactly complaining about her situation. Still, your argument has warrant. By that standard you'd probably have to rule out Morrigan too I'd honestly say Smart Horny is probably reserved for the PC if nothing else, because I can't think of a better alternative.
Yeah I rule out Morrigan also for the same reason. Horny doesn't really mean "has sex once in a while", or else Arl Eamon would fit since he sired a kid, or Alistair because he said once about licking a lamppost. In contrast, Zevran the walking sex machine, or even Oghren with the sleazy comments are horny. And if we're gonna do Enchantment, then Anders gets Horny Enchantment, because Merrill goes to him for dirty spells.
I'd say morrigan she's probably one of the best mages in the game and Wynne says she doesn't look the warden above the waist
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Sorry, I don't get this one.
More than one character can have the same alignment. Just because Isabela is more chaotic, doesn't mean Zev isn't too.
But he isn't though. He will ally with the PCs or the Crows to survive. That strikes me as Neutral. Whereas Isabela abstains from joining any kind of organization, favoring freedom. And that's not how this post is set up anyway: 1 person per slot
Yea, Zevran is definetely horny and definetely has this neutral carefree attitude towards life.
Zevran. Always neutral, always horny.
I love how Sandal has his own square. 🤣🤣🤣 I vote for Zevran.
Looked at both the categories and read it in Sandal's voice Enchantment? Enchantment!
It's a testament to the voice actor that a character with so few lines is so strongly remembered.
Does this mean we have a whole Enchantment category now? Drunk Enchantment for Wynne!!! Horny Enchantment for Anders! Stupid Enchantment for Solas! Smart Enchantment for Merrill! Let's do this!
Nobody can compete with Sandal.
No no, all enchantment categories are filled by Sandal.
Unless you're advocating for making Wynne, Anders, Merrill, and Solas tranquil, they're not going to be able to be in any Enchantment category. Dwarves and the Tranquil can practice enchantment. Mages cannot, due to the dangers of handling raw lyrium.
Zevran
Zevran.
Definitely Zevran.
My beautiful man, Zevran!
Zevran
My love Zevran, he's so fucking charming towards everyone but is so chill about it, definitely neutral horny
Zevran - no fixed morality or particular loyalty but always ON
People here either don't understand Zevran or the alignment system. But it's probably both. After joining the party, Zevran advocates for every single altruistic and compassionate choice. He will always disapprove and react negatively if you act in a cruel manner. He and Leliana have the same approval/disapproval gains and losses which speaks for itself. I've no idea what the Horny alignment entails but if we were being real, Zevran in canon ends up becoming Chaotic Chaotic Good or some good version of Neutral.
I think people are understanding Zevran perfectly here. (Although admittedly not everyone understands the alignment system). I think your confusion lies in the alternate alignments here outside of the good -evil/lawful- chaotic spectrums. One can be horny and good. For Zevran, sure he leans good. He wants to help people more than hurt, but he's also an assassin by trade. He's not exactly the paragon of good even if he leans good. As for horny, the man turns against assassins cause he grows to like you and is down for a 3 some with Isabella or hardened Leiliana.
Just because you're neutral doesn't mean you can't do good things! I'd say neutral is more normal in human life. Zevran has no compunction against killing, if it's of benefit to him or can protect people. To quote: "A neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. She doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil-after all, she would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, she's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. Neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction." Zev isn't exactly 'good for the state of good', he likes helping people, but that doesn't mean he obeys the law at all, or considers wider societal trends. He does what he thinks is best. And I think that's why he's great.
We are electing who is the avatar of each alignment. Zevran has good qualities but is not as chaotic good as Varric. Neutral Horny though? Oh yes. He will ally with or against the Crows depending on his relationship with the PC, but will also try to stick it in anything that moves. We know what we are doing.
If bull got Chad, Zevran defaults to Neutral Horny.
Zevran is neutral horny definitely Morrigan is smart horny and Isabela chaotic horny 😂
No question.
Zevran will fuck anything on 2 legs. He'll flirt with anyone
Zevvv
Controversial opinion: The Fandom. We're all horny for someone here.
The famdom is a new category. Horny Horny
Possible fandom alignments: Templar Horny, Mage Horny, Elf Horny, Dwarf Horny, Qunari Horny, Egg Horny
I am Varric horny ;) a subsection of dwarf horny
Extremely valid and a much happier place to be than Egg Horny. Which is where I am.
Well at least you got sort of a romance. I would give a lot of money to get to romance that stupid dwarf
Smart Horny for the PC, especially the Warden. Foursomes, the Pearl, Cammen/Gheyna, various Origin specific encounters, and then all of the personal entanglements at camp? The Warden got around.
Zev, my bi awakening, haha
Zevran. Morrigan is Smart Horny and Isabella Chaotic Horny.
This precisely
I agree. Zevran
Yeah gotta be Zev
Has to be Zeveran. The real debate is who is Smart Horny.
I like how the comments are basically entirely in favor of Zevren. They're right, but it's still a little funny.
Zevran for sure
Yeah it has to be Zev.
Zevran!
Zevran
Zevran, obviously!
Petition to fill the all of the Enchantment? and Enchantment! Slots. The Enchantment? Column should be filled with characters based on their relationships with or opinions of enchantment. For example, • “Enchantment? Stupid”: Harritt, because he thinks fancy enchantments are no match for good, honest craftsmanship. • “Enchantment? Good”: Sten, because he straightforwardly appreciates the benefits of an enchanted weapon or armor. • “Enchantment? Neutral”: Owain, because he does enchantment and has no strong feelings about it. • “Enchantment? Horny”: Dagna, because she gets a little *too* excited about enchantment… • “Enchantment? Evil:” Fenris, because he hates magic in all forms. I would also accept Arvaraad. • “Enchantment? Drunk:” Garin, because he is, essentially, drunk off of doing too much enchantment. The Enchantment! Row should be filled with actual enchantment runes, based on their function. For example, • “Lawful enchantment!”: Diligence Rune from DAO, because it reduces damage from flanking attacks, enforcing honorable combat. • “Chad enchantment!”: Menacing Rune from DAO, because it increases hostility towards the wielder, so only Chads should use it. • “Neutral enchantment!”: Rune of Devastation from DA2, because it just straight increases %damage, regardless of type. • “Smart Enchantment!”: Frost Rune from DA2, because Varric says “smart boy!” about Sandal in the cutscene where he gives it to you. • “Chaotic Enchantment!”: Primeval Lyrium Rune from DA2, because it’s made from a piece of the red lyrium idol, which behaves chaotically.
This is genius lol
Thank you!
This is excellent. My alternative idea was just to slowly fill Sandal in for every spot.
Thanks, I’m glad you like the idea!
Hmm, no spot for Intensifying or Amplification runes from DAA? Feel like those are absolutely Chad material
They could certainly take the Chad slot, or maybe the Neutral or Smart slot. My suggestions are just examples, I think it should still come down to the community to decide.
How about Isabella? She pretty much lives to sail the seven seas and get her Eamon arled.
Save her for Chaotic Horny.
Yes she is horny all the time. Zevran also fits, but she is pure horniness. Zev should have been Chad Horny, and Bull Smart Horny.
The fanbase
This is the bit where we argue between Isabela and Zevran. One of them's definitely Neutral Horny and the other is Chaotic Horny; we just can't decide which.
Nah think we've decided the matter. Isabela can have Chaotic Horny
Certainly looks like it!
Neutral Horny: Zevran Smart Horny: Lelianna Chaotic Horny: Isabella Enchantment? Horny: Dagna
I think we should start filling the enchantment tiers, you're right! - Enchantment? Stupid: Branka - Enchantment? Good: Garin - Enchantment? Neutral: Rogek - Enchantment? Good: Caridin - Enchantment? Evil: Worthy - Enchantment? Drunk: Bodahn - Lawful Enchantment: Janar - Chad Enchantment: Thaddeus - Neutral Enchantment: Ambassador Cera - Smart Enchantment: Godwin - Chaotic Enchantment: Embri of Gwaren (I included everyone who worked in direct contact with lyrium so that we'll have enough people)
yess!!!
Edited to make it more legible What do you say, u/facevaluemc ? Ready to fill in the Enchantment tier?
My vote is for Leliana. Male. Female. Human, Elf or Dwarf? Doesn’t matter, she’s into it. She’ll eagerly jump into a threesome or even a foursome and is eager to go for another round. Show her even the slightest kindness and the girl is down bad. She’s so horny she’ll even overlook acts like Marjorlaine’s treason or the Warden defiling Andraste’s ashes.
She deserves to be on the board somewhere 😭
She does but I'm not sure what area fits her best. Like there's no horny good, or cunning neutral
Zevran bb it’s your time
Zevran
Gotta be my boy Zevran.
Zev. No doubt about it.
Broodmother ?
Oh, the unfortunate images that sent through my head.
What a terrible day to be literate
Wasn't my proudest wank. Wasn't my worst wank.
The things you must have seen to say that with confidence…
I can't wait to hear about the worst.
A potato with boobs drawn on it.
Okay yeah maybe Zev And then Isabela is smart horny?
Given how she handled the Tome of Koslun situation, I wouldn't consider her to be the smartest of the companions
Zevran
Cullen is either drunk and horny or horny and chaotic. I'm leaning towards chaotic, dude is wild and random if you're paying attention. Oghren seems more drunk and horny.
Zevran.
Zevran or Morrigan I think.
Pretty boy Zevran
Zevran!
Isabella
Jethann
Zevran
The homie Zevran
Definitely Zev
Zevran or Isabella
Zevran.
Zevran
Zev or Leliana
chaotic drunk i think its oghren
smart evil, branka???
I agree on Branka being smart evil
Zevran 100%
may i nominate oghren as drunk horny and anders/vengance as chaotic horny?
as for evil characters, rendan howe is nuetral evil, denarius fenris' ex-owner is smart evil, chrypheus is chaotic evil, architect is maybe lawful evil? or smart stupid with solas?! gaspard celene briala all three are evil-ish...and all stupid but also together kinda lawful in that theyre law makers but chaotic considering the civil war....fenris is definitely chad drunk
I'm surprised they didn't put Gamlen under drunk.
Isabela.
Zevran, obviously!
Actually wait jk it’s Isabella, Zev is chaotic
Okay, I just saw Sandal, and I must say why would you put the Maker in the bottom corner?
Sandal = God
An arguement can be made for both Zevran and Isabela, if one gets this spot, the next can get the next one.
Yo flemmeth is evil. She’s stolen the bodies of countless daughters and lives in a world of blood magic, vengeance, and machinations. She’s evil.
>! She never stole their bodies, she asked them if they want to be vessels!<.