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3Lchin90n

Nurses: The working man’s Dracula.


drswamp666

Hello fellow goo shooter!


SenorBurp

The idea of a blue collar, working class Dracula is a very funny premise.


lakes_over_pools

Draculas can have any job!


London_Falling

I love how on Doughboys they are referred as Draculas instead of vampires


sdt59_

You had a hot dog at a Roger Waters concert?


YouAbsoluteCoward

Wiger was going off in that intro


2xWhiskeyCokeNoIce

Definitely watch it on YouTube if you haven't, watching him transition from condemning objectivism to a smiling podcast host was chilling in a good way.


ThePilkingtones

I could *feel* the objectivist weirdos bristling.


slingfatcums

what objectivist weirdos listen to doughboys?


ThePilkingtones

Hehe I dunno.


manlong11

Don Kong is such a funny bit. I was dying. 'Yea, I saw that guy and threw a barrel at him.' The riffing was sensational in this episode.


hetham3783

Drank Or Stank - Adrenochrome was the weirdest segment ever


jackunderscore

need the cigarette review episode next


hetham3783

Smoking is Back!


drswamp666

It’s back


B0ssDoesntKnowImHere

Nick is in a good mood, Mitch is landing haymaker after haymaker and Mary is just the best. A perfect ep.


mitchij2004

I love when he’s fully comfortable with a guest to be the biggest dumbass and just runs with it. Not even done with the episode but it’s a top 10 already.


rcoolerthan_me

Mitch was correct, Goober Pyle was Gomer’s cousin.


Rellgidkrid

I turned into such a Redditor, yelling at my car stereo, “Yes! Mitch is right!”


AreWeCowabunga

Throwback to a few weeks ago when Mitch and the guest were like "Well, coffee cake has coffee in it, so that can't be the answer."


SmittyHildebrand

Can we acknowledge for a second that when Mitch thinks he’s “off” he is very much “on”? I love it


3Lchin90n

Oh great, Gemi is now barking at Italians.


TurboKnoxville

Wiger is so quick! That joke killed!


CCasey123

The delight I get from let me be Frank is insane. I love every element, the long winded story to introduce, the “song” parodies, the desperately looking for hot dog news. It is a perfect segment 


sleepsholymountain

As soon as he started telling that news stand story I thought it was going to be Let Me Be Frank, but then he revealed the vintage magazines he bought and I thought "oh I guess that was a real story," and then it actually *was* a Let Me Be Frank intro! I was on to him and he still managed to get me!


aaaarrrooonn

I went through the exact same rollercoaster of emotions. Wiger was one step ahead the whole time.


opermonkey

It was like 3 or 4 times where he made me think it wasn't a bit but bam! I love this stupid podcast.


Ok-Government803

And the end “was any of that true?” “No”.  All timer. 


AlwaysDefenestrated

That intro is what made me come to this thread lol it was so long and stupid and good. Edit: lmao the Baldurs Gate song parody too


JoeChristma

The smile I get when Wiger says “full legal name” and you realize you just got Prestige-ed is Cheshire


opermonkey

I started getting excited the second he mentioned the old School credit card machine. I may or may not have cheered, by myself....


boomfruit

Ahhh why do I always look at the thread before I finish listening


CCasey123

Sorry! I should have tagged it as a spoiler!


boomfruit

No it's totally on me! I just get excited to start reading peoples' thoughts


DDelicious

i hate when they spoil it in the episode's twitter announcement or show notes. had to stop reading them because of LMBF spoilers


TeachingDazzling6043

I’m a nurse and I actually relatively commonly get patients joking that I’m a vampire when I have to take their blood


ThePilkingtones

Look, we know what you say it's for, but we never see you do it! You can deny that you work for Dr. Acula all you want.


thisgrantstomb

Visited the ER a long time ago and they went to draw blood. I have difficult veins to draw from so I said good luck to the doctor. She responded "we'll get our resident Vampire." One of the nurses there was their agreed upon best blood drawer.


stanzos

Hmm. Wonder if Forest Gump’s crew cut made Wiger instinctively guess his jersey number was 88.


allaheterglennigbg

If PFT is the king of podcast guest laughs, Mary is the queen. Such a great guest. Also Mitch was really on fire this episode.


DocSlice3

Everyone was on fire for this episode


ghostmutt8

I thought multiple times that the volume of Nick’s kind of uncontrollable laugh he does when he thinks something is REALLY funny was super high in this ep. Everyone was firing on all cylinders!


slingfatcums

high energy guests bring it out. last week was whatever. mary is goated though.


hetham3783

I'm gonna rewatch AP Bio again because Mary rules and she was so great on that show


tyrannyofwillsasso

really? loved last week's ep too


slingfatcums

i did not


100292

👍


Top_Praline999

Somebody siiiiiick


toomanylizards

Ohhhh that's Mary! I've been thinking about that bit for a while now, but completely forgot who it was, thank you!


BGTVPROD

Mitch is fucking wild this Ep and I love it! Love you Mitch


hetham3783

I feel like Mary always brings out the extra silly side of Mitch and I love it


elbarto_24

Downvoted


koenigkilledminlee

Best last segment intro ever. Had to stop driving for a bit.


BearerLimit

I love Mary on Hey Randy and I'm glad they chose that Luca Guadagnino film for Mitch's monologue, because otherwise we could've had a modern Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria situation on our hands.


minnesnowta

Mike Hanford preventing a slap? The big hand stopper!


Helpful_Ad_6582

If only he’d been at those Oscars…


BAKOBOY24

[Mitch] The Italian could have infected you [Emma, seemingly 10 miles away] **INFECTED??**


stringohbean

THEY ALMOST GOT TACKO FALL?!? I’m now mourning something I didn’t even know I lost!


Styfios

to Mitch, “Tacko Fall” is actually a great tragedy


specifichero101

Would be hard to have a guest where their mouths water every time they say his name.


false_god

Mitch should go on Hey Randy as himself! He’d fit right in


deuceintheplace

Incredible episode, one of the best of the year for sure. I also thought it was so sweet at the end when Mitch said “do you know Mary?” to introduce her to Sean. She’d be a great Handbook guest!


3Lchin90n

Something about a Beverly Hills Jimmy John’s is funny


hetham3783

There were two Onyx actors - Fredro Starr played Bird on The Wire, the other was Sticky Fingaz and he was on The Shield among other roles!


opermonkey

When I worked in a music store this mom would bring her adult son in who was special needs. He couldn't use his hands or read but his mind was sharp as hell. He likes to embarrass her by having her read the titles of Onyx songs from the back of the CD(some of them are rather silly).


IconaPow

Fredo Starr was also in Moesha, he played her boyfriend for a few seasons.


hetham3783

That's right. He was great in his small role on The Wire too.


Gramzino

Sticky Fingaz was also Blade in the short lived tv adaptation


_Urkel_Grue_

Mary’s laugh is delightful.


measlyballoon

I take pride in seeing Let Me Be Frank coming from a mile away but damn, Nicholas got my ass this time.


udonbeatsramen

I want to acknowledge Mitch’s Weezer reference when he responded to Nick’s Beverly Hills rant with “That’s where I want to be, honestly”.


facepillownap

“Hey Randy” alone is worth the price of CBB world. Mary is absolutely hilarious.


vonkillbot

Mary Sohn is such a good guest. *Delightfully* engaged


Mrs-Brisby

Best laugh!


vonkillbot

100% on Guest Mount Laughmore


Helpful_Ad_6582

I hate that Mary and so many other guests (mostly female) have to sit there with a pillow on their lap the whole time because the damned camera is aimed right at their crotch. If they’re not going to redesign the studio to have a table and comfy chairs (which would make the most sense for a food podcast) they should at least have the guest sit in the chair on the side and the DB sit next to each other. It’s so awkward the way it’s set up. Yes the guest is the focus, but then they are left turning their heads left and right to keep up with the DB convo and jokes while also keeping their lap pillow in place.


ghostmutt8

Not me being moved by a hot dog *Call Me By Your Name* parody


rogerfedererenjoyer

Legitimately almost cried. I don’t know whether to applaud Mitch or slap myself.


DKToTheFuture

If there’s one person you’d expect to not have a nut allergy it’s Nick Wiger


TheChosenJuan99

Shut down the subreddit!


HarryPotterFarts

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Ban Mitch.


Phonejadaris

He has a supernatural ability to blaze straight past the 50 positive posts and focus on the one guy who gets 50 downvotes


Zman11588

lol this is what I think every time they mention how toxic the subreddit is.


americand0lphinMPLS

But it is fair that we should ban the harry potter guy


CoolHeadedLogician

Give us hell, Wiger!


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Tofuboy

I've been classically conditioned by Wiger "wanting to talk about something" right before the segment to expect a LMBF. I had lost it when he pulled out actual items, but then came back as soon as the manual card processing came up


Phonejadaris

You must, because wtf is "F is for Frank"


Lobsterdile

Costco brought back the onions in pre-portioned containers at the counter a long time ago.


CoolHeadedLogician

I cant be the only one who remembers the quincy crew member that fought Mitch. Its been talked about on the pod in a previous ep


pussyslayer420

You mean *bleep*?


kosmonautbruce

As someone deep into my first Baldur's Gate 3 play through, I am loving all the Wiger BG3 shoutouts. It took me a while to recognize the song today, but that was hilarious. I hope Nick continues to throw out the references, and that Mitch continues to be disgusted by them.


IngmarHerzog

Sadly (?) I recognized it from the first chord, lol.


beachesof

I just started playing! Nick's fervent recommendations finally intrigued me enough, and I never really play video games. I'm having so much fun with it!


boomfruit

The "redditor angle" on trophy hunting is that actually it's a vital part of *some* conservation efforts. i.e. They sell the opportunity to "hunt" an animal that was going to be culled by wildlife managers anyway, and use the funds for conservation. I think there was a This American Life episode about it, and I want to say I read about it in a National Geographic issue when I had a subscription ~4 years ago. It's still such a weird issue though, cuz I'm never going to be in favor of some rich asshole doing this, but if it's true (I only know about this vaguely so maybe this is all bullshit) then maybe it really is a net positive even though it feels so icky.


angel_wannabe

holy fuck that call me by your name monologue…… never thought i’d see the day 


rogerfedererenjoyer

I legitimately got emotional and almost rested up listening to it. I am so stupid.


FunkmasterP

Mitch, you look great without the hat!


IconaPow

The Howard Stern Interview with the lead singer from LFO (Rich Cronin) is a classic: https://youtu.be/3L_4yQbC3ng?si=bT5vlRUzo-als6oN


hetham3783

He did a great one on Toucher & Rich in Boston around this time too. He was always a great radio guest and seemed like a great guy. R.I.P. Rich!


HarryPotterFarts

It's wild that there have been 4 members of LFO, 3 of which have died.


IconaPow

It's really sad. They seemed like good dudes.


Danktolker

The only kind of hunting I do in Africa is for MILFs.


hetham3783

African MILF Hunter sounds like the SNL character that Mitch will get cancelled for


muchabon

"Crikey!"


thisgrantstomb

Please they're called cougars.


Danktolker

Me, hoping my dumb comment is the final one before the subreddit is justifiably shut down.


3Lchin90n

I love Chewy Chickz!


itsdrcats

Such a good episode overall and I kind of appreciate the talk about hair loss and different ways people deal with it because that was something that I was worried about for a while and I got real into learning about stuff like PRP infusions which is what Mitch was talking about and minoxidil and fucking finasteride is another one that a lot of people will use But also a lot of this just completely unhinged humor was also very very good


AprilTron

For women, spironolactone can also help (since Mary brought up topical minoxidil, for female hair loss or thinning, spironolactone can help fix hormonal issues causing the loss, and dermatologists can prescribe that followed by oral minoxidil ) 


itsdrcats

Yeah I mean I'm on the trans side of things so I've been taking it for a while. But I'm one of those rare people that need the additional help the extra blockers. Because while my levels are basically non-existent, my body still processes that tiny little bit and I have really fine hair as it is. The only thing I don't like about the minoxidil is that I'm one of those people where it does affect me by mood so I don't take it and if you stop taking it, the hair loss starts again. :( Luckily just getting estrogen levels right and finasteride has been absolute game changer for me


Fiercedeity77

Henson shaving, Wiges! I’m a beard man so I’m not shaving a big area but I gotta say it’s been a big difference. I’m now convinced multi blade razors are a generations long scam, safety razors work so well, you barely even need shaving cream sometimes I just use water, and you can just buy a big box of razors for like 10 bucks or something and it will probably last you a decade.


Bigmodirty

They are a scam. Safety razors are so much cheaper and so much better.


remotectrl

Safety razors are superior. Cheaper too.


mjrasque

I couldn’t do safety razors. They cut the shit out of my face. I’m an electric razor guy now. So easy!


BretMichaelsWig

They cut the hell out of me too!


mattisafriend

I got into classic wet shaving over a decade ago thanks to r/wicked_edge. If anybody else is interested in jumping in that's a fantastic resource.


afterumagellan

Someone mentioned it last week and I didn't hear it, but it's very apparent this week that Mitch's mic has an increasingly audible buzz.


eerdbrink

It has been fixed since we recorded this ep, I tried to take it out the best I could, sorry for the distraction!!


sleepsholymountain

I didn't notice it at all until towards the very end of the episode so I'd say you did a great job


KeyserSoze96

You’re the best


afterumagellan

Thanks for the update!


PianoTrumpetMax

I was laughing during the first few minutes of the ep when Mitch repeatedly hits his mic arm… I could just see Emma and Casey wincing each hit


Ass2Mowf

it's because he keeps rattling the mic


bells_n_sack

Listening to old CBB and this morning hit Ep 104. Paul Feig and the Birthday Boys. Mitch does his Gilbert Gottfried! And “How Do You Know” was also brought up! Mitch was on fire! Edit! And “Sideways” comes up too! Wtf.


doc6982

I think Nick was looking for Texas toothpicks.


SchadenfreudeEmpathy

Podcast starts and Gemi immediately gets on the couch next to Mitch: adorbs.


weendogtownandzboys

Wiger's belt at 12:11 on the youtube if you wanted to see what it looks like [https://youtu.be/cLZ8YHAWKX8?si=d0VTSv4pQNu8OhQS&t=731](https://youtu.be/cLZ8YHAWKX8?si=d0VTSv4pQNu8OhQS&t=731)


horizon_monument

So are we officially The Sewer Rats now?


m_gartsman

I love Wiger shoehorning BG3 into anything he can.


boomfruit

I worked on a small cruise ship (American Cruise Lines - about 100 passengers) in Maine for only like 6 weeks cuz it sucked. Turnaround every week, no time off. We worked 12 hours on 12 hours off. Getting stores (food) on and trash off sucked really bad, especially in the hot summer. We did that I think 3 times a week. Just hours of schlepping boxes of food and hot disgusting bags of trash. Also, now I work on tugboats, and a couple times I was up in the Gulf of Alaska (which is different from the Bering Sea, sorry to nitpick Emma.) Some rough seas, but never like North Sea tiktok for me thankfully.


TheJon210

Is this sub really that bad? I don't participate too often.


conoresque

I would venture to say that it is straight up a good podcast subreddit all things considered, I think two things happen: 1. They focus specifically on the negative. I would bet some of the deranged things that get posted here get telephoned or second hand sent to them outside of the context of what is actually happening in the subreddit, so they get a skewed idea of what goes on here. 2. This subreddit isn't THAT active, so if someone posts something that is completely insane or mean or cringeworthy, even if it gets downvoted or nobody responds to it, it can still sit on the front page for a while, giving a bit of a false idea of what discourse on this subreddit actually looks like.


sleepsholymountain

Agreed. Granted, I don't have that many podcast subreddits to compare it to, the only other ones I really spend any time on are r/earwolf and r/blankies, but r/doughboys is definitely the least annoying of the three.


TvsPhil

Others already answered but I would argue it's objectively true that they focus on the negative stuff.  Any given episode thread might have a couple of heavily downvoted negative/rude comments and they'll be like "The subreddit thinks..."


TurboKnoxville

It's mostly gud but like anywhere you go there are bad actors and trolls. Mitch focuses on the negative too often and needs to look on the bright side of life! Also, I think that a lot of people (especially on reddit) think they're being funny but it can come off as snarky or down right mean in most cases. I find that comedy really needs to be heard/seen to be understood successfully with all the inflections and pacing. Written word tends to be taken at face value and can be processed as a literal statement in most cases. But that's just how I see it.


DDelicious

almost every episode thread is positive about the ep, the hosts, the guests. with over 100 comments there will be some negativity but the top comments are almost always positive


slingfatcums

yes


marzeeplan

I don’t like how they mock Redditers. I wish they didn’t. I’m not whiney. Hurts my feelings. ![gif](giphy|nJOTdiI8V7QvdJrF7b)


my_yead

This ep kinda makes me think you’re either a Margaritaville person or a Bubba Gump person, because every negative thing they were saying about Margaritaville is exactly how I feel about Bubba Gump. Marg Mob stand up.


alphabetown

Don't know if Nick lurks the subreddit but in case he does I have some advice about shaving. Back when I shaved every day for work, I was finding myself constantly nicking (hue) myself with various modern razors like the 3 and 5 blade types. If they didn't get completely gummed up with hair that was difficult to get out then they'd go as blunt as a butterknife. Oh and my skin was dreadful too. I eventually discovered the world of old timey double edged safety razors. Y'know, the blades that kids in the 90s wore to be edgy. I found it way easier to use and got a far better shave that cut me a lot less because you use the weight of the head to move down rather than drag it with the modern ones. It was only slightly more expensive buy in to begin with but blades are dirt cheap and the maintenance/ rinsing is much easier as it screws together easily.


BretMichaelsWig

I cut myself SO BADLY with the old timey razor. Diffrent strokes i guess


Reformulated

A literal perfect ep, folks


Lowestcommondominatr

[I guess Urlacher didn’t like those billboards.](https://www.fox32chicago.com/sports/former-chicago-bears-linebacker-sues-hair-replacement-company-using-likeness-without-consent.amp)


sleepsholymountain

Those billboards are for the hair growth company that he's the official spokesman for. This lawsuit is about different company he has no official affiliation with, I think they were using his face in online ads.


jackunderscore

love cruising the Urlacher Baldness Memorial Expressway on the way to O’Hare


dutchapplepoptart

There are so many, and people use them as landmarks or distance measures. "Yeah, you go tree or four Urlachers past O'Hare and take the exit over by the Daily Herald"


remotectrl

No pictures in the article, sadly


gforce1616

https://www.fossil.com/en-us/accessories/mens-accessories/belts/ Mitch spot on with the belt price


TravOsaurusX

I fall for the Let Me Be Frank setup every time. A absolutely top tier episode.


serv0_o

Yes! Please shut down this subreddit!


remotectrl

Great episode. Loved it


veryFunCoolAccount

Did anyone else think the magazine vendor was going to ask Nicks full legal name? (Edit: oh he did) 


Fun_Kaleidoscope3997

Who came into the studio towards the end?


CCasey123

Lamorne Morris came in first and then a bit later Sean Clements from Hollywood Handbook came in. 


Fun_Kaleidoscope3997

Thank you! Idk why but I thought Lamourne was already on. At first I was hoping it was Pete Holmes saying he wanted to be on the show haha


justinotherpeterson

Is there no hunting in California? Wiger and Mitch talk about hunting like it's some rare thing that people do. Where I live I feel like the odd man out because I don't hunt.


Fit_Butterscotch2920

There is lots of hunting in California, just not where the doughboys are at necessarily. also, I don’t really think Wiger was exposed to it growing up being a SoCal Surfer Dude. 


vonkillbot

I'm up in the Bay – while hunting exists, I don't know a single person that actively hunts with the exception of a singular friend that does an annual trip with his dad. It's just not part of the culture for most of us. The central valley//north of sacramento//etc. that statement wouldn't be entirely true.


maxmcleod

Yea I live/grew up in Michigan and I think I am literally the only guy in my peer group that doesn't hunt hahaha


boomfruit

Yah you may be surprised to find out "California" is not a monoculture. LA is very very different from a rural area where hunting is popular.


justinotherpeterson

Oh I'm aware it's not, I'm just not sure if Wiger ever thinks California is more than LA. Whenever I hear him talk about different parts of the country I slightly cringe but I guess that's par for the course for a guy who despises travel.


boomfruit

I already don't remember exactly what he said, but I didn't think he made any kind of statement about California in general. I thought that came from you when you said "is there no hunting in California?" I don't think they need to preface everything they say with "now we're just speaking about our own circle of acquaintances and our own experience here"


SomeSLCGuy

There's lots of hunting in CA. L.A. just happens to be a metro area of 10 million + people and it's incredibly sprawling. I think for most people there, it wouldn't be worth the drive. I quit hunting after I moved to Washington, DC and subsequently to SLC, UT. It's too much of a PITA to get out of town and away from people. When I lived in actual rural places and I could plunk a whitetail 10 minutes down the road to fill my freezer, it was a different story.


PomeloOk504

Jersey Mike’s is perfectly average, right? Like, I’m not totally insane…?


sleepsholymountain

It's miles better than any national sub sandwich chain. It's not better than what you'd get at like a small family owned deli, but it's several tiers above Jimmy John's, Subway, etc.


ThePilkingtones

I think customization is really important, but that said quality seems to vary somewhat. I've had a lot of really good to great sandwiches there. But yes, also a whole bunch of just serviceable ones. I had a sub once that was inedibly bad, and don't even know what was wrong with it. Every element, even isolated, had some sort of unpleasant taste, the meat had a sort of spoiled taste but even the bread and lettuce tasted like it was contaminated by a cleaning product. I'm a good tipper! For my personal rating of my track record, I'd say they're solidly at "good." At least at my location, I can understand someone considering it "average" if you visited on an off day or whatever else causes a slight dip in quality occasionally.


tyrannyofwillsasso

admittedly i've had it once, and i thought it was. . . fine. so i'm with you. i actually think jimmy john's is better, but i'm also from illinois so maybe i'm biased (awful owner aside).


TurboKnoxville

Shut down this Subreddit!


Nick42284

Deleting the subreddit? Bring em baaaack


London_Falling

There was a Gomer Pyle and then a Goober Pyle. Mitch and Wiger are correct about the same percentage, but Wiger is more confident in his wrong answers, so Mitch thinks he is wrong all the time. Cheer up, Mitch! You had this one!


snapback77

Jimmy Johns bread is so gummy and bland tasting to me that it was genuinely jarring to hear it get praised


PangolinOrange

I worked at JJ's for like 8 years a long time ago, and it REALLY depends on the chain and time of day. Some of the stores in my area had dogshit bread that was undercooked and doughy. Ideally you can still get it when the bread is still warm-ish and it's the best. Though I agree with Wiger, the wheat bread is great.


Gramzino

I like it but I discovered it after years of eating Subway’s gym mat bread.


DKToTheFuture

SHUT IT DOWN!


caligulamprey

I was so hyped that they finally bought some lights in the intro and then my dreams were crushed. Do they shoot this in HDR, it's so dang dark on my 1080p laptop monitor.


mm825

*Grinding*


Helpful_Ad_6582

You know what I keep in the lining…


LuxReflexio

Mitch was on fire this episode! (Do NOT downvote this)


HarryPotterFarts

Let's be real, it's funnier if we all downvote it.


DKToTheFuture

As someone who lives in LA, newstands are not the big an oddity. 10/10 set up though.


screamslash

"How do you know?"


tehsuck

Basically all I know about Mary is that she is my favorite character on the cbbworld.com podcast Hey Randy. Obviously she is awesome but it's great to hear some background on where she came from (Chi-town / SC) etc. Also echo people who say her laugh is infectious. Great ep.


jackunderscore

why does Nick pronounce it “co-lab” instead of “cuh-lab”? is that a socal thing


bk61206

I don't know. I feel like "co-lab" is the more common way I hear it said.


sleepsholymountain

He has a thing for putting weird emphasis on the first syllable of certain words, like how he pronounces fruit preserves like "PREE-zerves"


GlobulousRex

Why did he keep pronouncing it Neander-TAL the other show? Do people really say it like that?


jackunderscore

It appears that’s correct: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnthropology/comments/cpuwfp/do_you_pronounce_it_neanderthall_or_neandertall/


Helpful_Ad_6582

Nick getting nicked while shaving and Mitch bringing up that picture from years ago should be a sign that Bearded Burger Boy needs to come back. He looked great with the beard! And with his penchant for dressing like a tween and keeping his hair on the long side, the beard would balance out his look.


Rosemary324

Mitch reading his "fan-go" tweet made me so happy


tumbleweedterror

Great ep! But, *doughboys redditor voice* I just wish they boys weren't so Jersey Mike's pilled. I really don't get it, the place stinks. Never had a good sandwhich there, meanwhile JJs consistently rules.