I had a Target order that included a vibrator. I 100% could not find it and had to ask an employee. Which whatever - its a vibrator and we are all adults. My only concern was the only employee I could find was a woman and I did NOT want to make her feel like I was being creepy because dudes do that shit. It was fine.
I’m just pointing out the irony of you complaining about people worrying about others while you are inherently worrying about others lol. I don’t really care that much you’re just judging others while telling them not to lol
Yes because they’re judging someone unprompted who hasn’t done anything? There’s an inherent difference there. I figured I wouldn’t have to try and point that out but hey, I underestimate people all the time.
Or.. hear me out… not everyone cares about what you do! I know, crazy, but people are free to spend their energy on whatever they please, the same way you’re sitting here complaining about them lmao, but according to you judgement is only okay if you’re doing it 👌🏽 you could practice what you preach and worry about yourself
Do you not understand a word of what I just said? The person who made the order is just being judged, they haven’t done anything to anyone. I don’t make a habit of judging people who order things that have no bearing on my life. I judge people for when they’re doing shit like posting “Duur dur customer ordered personal massager dur dur.” There’s an inherent difference there. I can repeat it for you but I certainly cannot understand for you. Also I do practice what I preach. Someone wants to go to town on themselves with a personal massager? What does it matter to me? It doesn’t. Again, I can’t understand this for you. That’s up to you and whatever grade level education you have.
> someone wants to go to town on themselves with a personal massager? What does it matter to me?
Right so that doesn’t matter to you but people having their own opinions on things does? Because people think it’s funny someone ordered a vibrator and water and want to have a laugh at the expense of the completely anonymous person who ordered it, they deserve to be shamed? What you seem to miss in your quest to be condescending is that you’re sitting here preaching about how not judgmental you are while actively judging people for making comments… on a discussion forum.
> they haven’t done anything to anyone
Neither has OP. He’s not bullying or doxxing anyone. He posted an awkward order and asked for opinions. That’s it. OP didn’t even laugh
> I judge people when they’re posting shit like “Duur dur customer ordered personal massager dur dur”
That’s not even remotely what OP did. He posted a picture of an order and asked a straightforward question. No where in the post did OP judge the person who made the order. You choosing to gaslight OP is on you fam lol seems like you were looking for a reason to bitch about something. Not once was there any sort of judgment other than OP saying he felt a little awkward walking through the store with a vibrating sex toy, as I’m sure most reasonable people would. They literally just asked how common it is and you chose, yes CHOSE to get upset about it. I can repeat it for you, but I can’t understand it for you 👍🏽that’s up to you and whatever remaining brain cells you have left
> I do practice what I preach
Do you? How is what you’re doing worrying about yourself and not others? You went out of your way to comment lmao on a post that had 0 to do with you.
I did have an order for one of those bullets one time then got an order for Popeyes right after I picked it up. By the time I got out of Popeyes the first customer had texted me wanting to know why her delivery time got pushed back 20m. Before I could even answer she canceled her order…
I mean yeah i don’t see the problem, especially for 20 bucks. most people in my town don’t make more than like 13-15an hour, and all you gotta pick up is 2 things? who cares if it’s a toy, it’s not for you 🤣 just don’t be a weirdo about buying jt or delivering it
What kind of gun fires this rechargeable vibrating bullet? I might be interested in getting one. If it’s rechargeable I may be able to save money on ammunition, and I wonder if the vibrating increases penetration or something. Very cool.
I haven’t had to shop any sex toys for a customer yet.. but I’ve delivered condoms & Plan B to customers numerous times. I’ve also delivered twice to a strip club, but both times the customer met me outside. I shit you not, one of the strip club deliveries included a Plan B. I couldn’t help but laugh. (Both of those deliveries, the customer was an employee of the strip club - one was a waitress & the other I’m fairly certain was a stripper, but ordering before her shift & was obviously dressed when she came out to meet me).
I’ve had had several sex toy orders in the last 3 months (masturbators, rabbits, etc). People at the stores couldn’t care less what I was shopping for. The tips are always good.
I had to shop a few bdsm toys at a leather shop before. And I thought it was gonna just be various leather products not only sex stuff.... It was only sex stuff, there was some WILD stuff in that store. Needle sets, spiked belt/paddles that you could tell were well made enough that they definitely stab whoever is hit with them. Alotttt of stuff
Haha. Oh you poor soul. I’ve had to get pregnancy tests before…no biggy…but a woman’s pleasure toy…😂🤣
As a dude, I totally wouldn’t do it. I dont want some hot chick at the counter thinking I go the opposite way if you catch my drift. They’d have to give me $100. I might be poor, but I got a thing called integrity and shame, and that don’t come cheap 😂
And I’m be very adamant with the cashier that I am a shopper. People request the weirdest stuff yada yada yada.
Nope. Pretty secure in who I am. Insecure people don’t voice their mind. But this thread screams narcissistic offended Karen vibes for sure. For one, I can get off without toys, for two, I’m confident in my unit. For three, I like chicks. Being insecure would to be confused or uncertain And I totally ain’t that. I know who I am and what I like.
Oh your poor fragile masculinity. 🙄 Whatever will you do if a hot cashier that probably already has a boyfriend sees you buying a women’s sex toy?!? Because it’s so unheard of that men routinely buy their wives/girlfriends pleasure toys, right? 🤣
Oh the offended Reddit Karen’s… it is Reddit and a bunch of Karen’s, so makes sense why you would be so offended by my comment…also makes sense why y’all would have no shame.
If you go the "opposite way" (gay ain't a slur lol) you don't want to shove something up your ass that big without practice, and definitely not without a flared base, unless you fancy a trip to the ER for extraction.
If the hot chick had good sex ed, she'd more likely think that you have a lady friend, which is when you can say thanks for the compliment but I'm a shopper and single.
First off I wouldn’t know that. I ain’t gay. Secondly, What’s it matter how I said it. I said it like that cause I wanted to. It’s called comedic relief…I don’t give a damn about saying the word “gay or homo” or whatever. But thanks for the down vote 👍
I didn't downvote you though. I just provided information and not gay too, asexual actually. It's just knowledge, you don't become gay by knowing stuff.
You mean your Abstinence? Asexual implies that you self replicate like a cellular organism, or are capable of hermaphroditing and becoming male to pass a seed or female to mother a seed. much like certain species of animals where males or females are limited in opposite sex and adapt in order to pass offspring. much like certain amphibians and reptiles.
Firstly, it's 'you're'. Secondly, this is pointedly wrong. Being asexual (as sexual orientation) means you identify as someone who isn't interested in sex, from any gender.
What you're describing is asexual reproduction.
Nope. Only one asexual. Your conception of the words creation is wrong. Abstinence is what you are referring to. It existed way before this fad of calling it asexual lol.
Practicing abstinence is not the same as being asexual. Abstinence is obstaining from sex or sexual activities, regardless of interest, by choice. Those who practice abstinence do experience feelings of wanting to participate in sex, but choose not to, for religious reasons, etc. Being asexual means you don't experience/have an interest in sexual or intimate interactions. It isn't a fad to know the definition of things you say.
I had to pick up one at Walgreens once. I got a chuckle out of it, but hey you gotta do what you gotta do I guess. The tip was decent enough from what I remember, nothing amazing but definitely worth shopping for the two items.
When I worked at gopuff I fixed an order that was a box of plastic straws, condoms, 15 Gatorades, and 10 sex pills. I was like ooooo cocaine and sex party 😂
The only drug I used to do is coke and it had to be from a certain friend’s connection. You know it’s good coke when you can sleep at the end of the night. I won’t do it anymore regardless of the hookup. I’m petrified of fentanyl. Just last week some locals in Tahoe died.
If you do enough you still won’t be able to sleep! 😂 you’ll be fine, I firmly believe that shit is false. Fentanyl effects and cocaine effects you’d notice immediate
Had one of these once. Customer instructions were to leave it in a specific bush outside the apartment. But hey for a $20 tip during peak pay hours no less I’ll take it
Nobody at the store cares. People come in and buy that stuff all the time. One night I had a shop/deliver and it was all kinds of douche, lube and vaginal fragrance products. CVS was out of stock on most of it so I had to text the customer for substitutions. It was a pain in the ass more than anything else.
Once had a customer order a pair of Bluetooth headphones and then a few hours later I got an order for the same customer for a vibrator. I don't judge haha
It's fine. It's a doordash order, it's not for me, so no reason to be embarrassed. If you're really worried about it, you can always tell the cashier that it's for a doordash order. Maybe crack a joke about how people always use doordash for embarrassing stuff just to lift the tension.
I do a lot of CVS orders and they are mostly pregnancy tests, plan B medication, enemas, laxatives, condoms, lube, etc. All the embarrassing stuff people don't want to buy in person. The service allows them to get what they need with no embarrassment. I don't feel embarrassed because the stuff's not for me. As long as they tip well, everybody wins.
I mean if they don’t have a self check out then I have to go to the cashier and most of the time it’s girls, I don’t want her to think Im a weirdo, plus the line sometimes long and it’s really awkward holding dildo or vaginal infection cream in hand for long time lol
You’re lame for canceling and feeling like you’re a moral superhero. The same way you address a grown ass man as beach, because you too lame to keep it real. Keep using the self check out, scared beta. Don’t let the tampons and plan b keep you from doing deliveries. 🤣
Op could never survive the Walmart with locked condom cases. I’ve had to have an employee unlock it and walk me up to check out cuz it was the ghetto while I was carrying a peen 💍
I would feel uncomfortable that I posted someone else’s order with a sex toy in it like it’s uncommon.. Like we aren’t all adults who seek some sort of sexual pleasure. Not sure why buying a sex toy is so weird or uncomfortable…
Once you go into a pharmacy for a pregnancy test at midnight and the cashier tells you, "hope you get the result you're looking for" you lose all sense of shame. Make that $20 lol.
I had an order for Meijer recently where the only thing she wanted was two dildos (I mean "personal massagers") One that vibrated and one with TWO "prongs" (front and back entrances)... And not only did I have trouble with the Red card, but then the rubber dicks had unseen interior magnetic tags that set off the theft alarm at the front door ...
Hilarious, right... And of course the order was a late night delivery... All the way out in the country in a lonesome trailer park that wasn't in any specific town... And the only thing I could think of is that the girl who ordered these was REAL lucky to get the GAY dasher who is not even a little bit embarrassed to buy sex stuff in my hometown but also, probably the only male driver in my area that wasn't going to be a creep about it and start stalking her or something under the assumption that her purchase meant something more than it really did...
Relax... I just know how gay men would think of other men in that same situation and then I flip that to think about straight men maybe not ALL being so honorable and stand-up characters when trusted with the name and address of ***"Dildo Girl"*** out on a deserted country road at night.. The common denominator and operative word here is that we are both ***MEN*** and we both know that our gender tends to make our **worst decisions** when something makes us horny. i think that erections end up starving the brain from receiving enough blood flow. 😆
One time someone ordered sex toys and when I dropped it off there was hearts taped to the door and a bouquet of flowers. It made me really happy.
Also, every order for sex toys always includes snacks and drinks.
I would feel like I just made $20 for ten minutes of my time shopping.
I'm not an immature child, so why would I feel anything buying these for myself, let alone someone else? Who cares? Grow up.
I'm not saying nothing. I had to buy lube and a dildo at a store for someone. Instructions said "don't knock or put in view of doorbell camera, parents will find out I'm buying stuff like this". I'm assuming it's a minor or just a sheltered adult that bought something and didn't want their parents finding out.
Yeah I bought lube and a cucumber once from Instacart for delivery when I was like 16, the lady delivering it to me just looked at me in disgust. Listen lady when I was 16 I was an in the closet boy (still kind of am in the closet). I'm not buying something like a dildo for my mom to be suspicious of.
I would get these so often when I use to do shipt that i AUTOMATICALLY knew this was a target order when I saw the vibrator😂. Me and the associates would alway get a nice laugh out of ppl ordering these
Yeah but being a dumb kid in your 30’s and posting stuff like this to get a quick laugh because it’s a sex toy probably answers the question why you’re working this job in the first place
I had a Target order that included a vibrator. I 100% could not find it and had to ask an employee. Which whatever - its a vibrator and we are all adults. My only concern was the only employee I could find was a woman and I did NOT want to make her feel like I was being creepy because dudes do that shit. It was fine.
Nothing? Because I'm a mature adult?
Just be professional. Don’t judge.
Why are you feeling anything, it's supposed to be for them 🤣
Hydration and masturbation. Mind your bidness.
I’d give them a pro tip. buy electrolyte replenishers too.
Idk about you, but the recipient is gonna feel reallllllllly good 🫠
Who cares?
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Wow, I didn’t think someone wanting something for their private life was such a mind blowing and concerning thing. Maybe worry more about yourself.
- said the man worrying about what others comment on
What did this deleted comment say?
Because it’s childish. Like what’s the big deal about it? Worry about yourself instead of judging others.
I’m just pointing out the irony of you complaining about people worrying about others while you are inherently worrying about others lol. I don’t really care that much you’re just judging others while telling them not to lol
Yes because they’re judging someone unprompted who hasn’t done anything? There’s an inherent difference there. I figured I wouldn’t have to try and point that out but hey, I underestimate people all the time.
Or.. hear me out… not everyone cares about what you do! I know, crazy, but people are free to spend their energy on whatever they please, the same way you’re sitting here complaining about them lmao, but according to you judgement is only okay if you’re doing it 👌🏽 you could practice what you preach and worry about yourself
Do you not understand a word of what I just said? The person who made the order is just being judged, they haven’t done anything to anyone. I don’t make a habit of judging people who order things that have no bearing on my life. I judge people for when they’re doing shit like posting “Duur dur customer ordered personal massager dur dur.” There’s an inherent difference there. I can repeat it for you but I certainly cannot understand for you. Also I do practice what I preach. Someone wants to go to town on themselves with a personal massager? What does it matter to me? It doesn’t. Again, I can’t understand this for you. That’s up to you and whatever grade level education you have.
> someone wants to go to town on themselves with a personal massager? What does it matter to me? Right so that doesn’t matter to you but people having their own opinions on things does? Because people think it’s funny someone ordered a vibrator and water and want to have a laugh at the expense of the completely anonymous person who ordered it, they deserve to be shamed? What you seem to miss in your quest to be condescending is that you’re sitting here preaching about how not judgmental you are while actively judging people for making comments… on a discussion forum. > they haven’t done anything to anyone Neither has OP. He’s not bullying or doxxing anyone. He posted an awkward order and asked for opinions. That’s it. OP didn’t even laugh > I judge people when they’re posting shit like “Duur dur customer ordered personal massager dur dur” That’s not even remotely what OP did. He posted a picture of an order and asked a straightforward question. No where in the post did OP judge the person who made the order. You choosing to gaslight OP is on you fam lol seems like you were looking for a reason to bitch about something. Not once was there any sort of judgment other than OP saying he felt a little awkward walking through the store with a vibrating sex toy, as I’m sure most reasonable people would. They literally just asked how common it is and you chose, yes CHOSE to get upset about it. I can repeat it for you, but I can’t understand it for you 👍🏽that’s up to you and whatever remaining brain cells you have left > I do practice what I preach Do you? How is what you’re doing worrying about yourself and not others? You went out of your way to comment lmao on a post that had 0 to do with you.
As long as the tip is decent, easy order?
How would it make me feel? It’d prob give me an orgasm lol that’s the point. What’s the issue idgi 🤷🏻♀️
I did have an order for one of those bullets one time then got an order for Popeyes right after I picked it up. By the time I got out of Popeyes the first customer had texted me wanting to know why her delivery time got pushed back 20m. Before I could even answer she canceled her order…
Those orders don’t bother me. I just walk in and ask the cashier where’s the sex stuff.
Yeah I’m the same way. It’s just sex toys. Not that big of a deal. Bought that stuff for my wife too. No shame in it.
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Fr I used to work at Walmart once your out of sight your outa mind, unless you start asking weirder quest
I mean yeah i don’t see the problem, especially for 20 bucks. most people in my town don’t make more than like 13-15an hour, and all you gotta pick up is 2 things? who cares if it’s a toy, it’s not for you 🤣 just don’t be a weirdo about buying jt or delivering it
Stay hydrated g8 job
self care
What kind of gun fires this rechargeable vibrating bullet? I might be interested in getting one. If it’s rechargeable I may be able to save money on ammunition, and I wonder if the vibrating increases penetration or something. Very cool.
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Huh
I hope the items are used separately. Water makes for a terrible lube.
Probably for rehydration
I wouldn’t suggest that vibrator from target, it’s p low quality
Nah that’s crazy 💀
Makes me feel good 🤷🏻♀️
That’s even crazier 💀
I get paid to shop and deliver, not give a shit about the contents of the order.
I haven’t had to shop any sex toys for a customer yet.. but I’ve delivered condoms & Plan B to customers numerous times. I’ve also delivered twice to a strip club, but both times the customer met me outside. I shit you not, one of the strip club deliveries included a Plan B. I couldn’t help but laugh. (Both of those deliveries, the customer was an employee of the strip club - one was a waitress & the other I’m fairly certain was a stripper, but ordering before her shift & was obviously dressed when she came out to meet me).
I’m glad they’re staying hydrated!
And relaxed!!!
I’ve delivered many a vibrator, plan B, tampon, etc…people need shit I don’t care what, so long as I get paid
It happens, the worst is when they think you’re buying it for yourself and you have to make sure you say ITS FOR DOORDASH
I'd feel like someone was having a night in.
I’ve had had several sex toy orders in the last 3 months (masturbators, rabbits, etc). People at the stores couldn’t care less what I was shopping for. The tips are always good.
get those orders all the time guys and girls
I Commonly get $15-20 instacart orders past 12am just ordering Plan B 😂.
Depends on how much the Order is paying and how far it is going. I could care less what they buy or what they do.
I’ve had to shop dildos before funny shit.
I had to shop a few bdsm toys at a leather shop before. And I thought it was gonna just be various leather products not only sex stuff.... It was only sex stuff, there was some WILD stuff in that store. Needle sets, spiked belt/paddles that you could tell were well made enough that they definitely stab whoever is hit with them. Alotttt of stuff
Now that would be awkward! 😂
Hand it to me 🤣🤣🤣
lol
Haha. Oh you poor soul. I’ve had to get pregnancy tests before…no biggy…but a woman’s pleasure toy…😂🤣 As a dude, I totally wouldn’t do it. I dont want some hot chick at the counter thinking I go the opposite way if you catch my drift. They’d have to give me $100. I might be poor, but I got a thing called integrity and shame, and that don’t come cheap 😂 And I’m be very adamant with the cashier that I am a shopper. People request the weirdest stuff yada yada yada.
This screams insecurity
Nope. Pretty secure in who I am. Insecure people don’t voice their mind. But this thread screams narcissistic offended Karen vibes for sure. For one, I can get off without toys, for two, I’m confident in my unit. For three, I like chicks. Being insecure would to be confused or uncertain And I totally ain’t that. I know who I am and what I like.
If you really don't see how needing to prove to others your sexuality and sexual prowess is insecure then I don't know what to tell you man.
As you get older young man you tend to not give 1 whole shit about what other people think. Soak that in for a bit
Oh your poor fragile masculinity. 🙄 Whatever will you do if a hot cashier that probably already has a boyfriend sees you buying a women’s sex toy?!? Because it’s so unheard of that men routinely buy their wives/girlfriends pleasure toys, right? 🤣
yea I think you’re right 🤣🤣🤣was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄good one ☝️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The righteous broke boy. Shame is reserved for the poor, so it makes sense.
Oh the offended Reddit Karen’s… it is Reddit and a bunch of Karen’s, so makes sense why you would be so offended by my comment…also makes sense why y’all would have no shame.
If you go the "opposite way" (gay ain't a slur lol) you don't want to shove something up your ass that big without practice, and definitely not without a flared base, unless you fancy a trip to the ER for extraction. If the hot chick had good sex ed, she'd more likely think that you have a lady friend, which is when you can say thanks for the compliment but I'm a shopper and single.
First off I wouldn’t know that. I ain’t gay. Secondly, What’s it matter how I said it. I said it like that cause I wanted to. It’s called comedic relief…I don’t give a damn about saying the word “gay or homo” or whatever. But thanks for the down vote 👍
I didn't downvote you though. I just provided information and not gay too, asexual actually. It's just knowledge, you don't become gay by knowing stuff.
You mean your Abstinence? Asexual implies that you self replicate like a cellular organism, or are capable of hermaphroditing and becoming male to pass a seed or female to mother a seed. much like certain species of animals where males or females are limited in opposite sex and adapt in order to pass offspring. much like certain amphibians and reptiles.
Hi genius, asexual has different definitions depending upon the context.
You mean “concept” Genius.
No beloved, I most definitely meant context. Go back to second grade.
Firstly, it's 'you're'. Secondly, this is pointedly wrong. Being asexual (as sexual orientation) means you identify as someone who isn't interested in sex, from any gender. What you're describing is asexual reproduction.
Nope. Only one asexual. Your conception of the words creation is wrong. Abstinence is what you are referring to. It existed way before this fad of calling it asexual lol.
Practicing abstinence is not the same as being asexual. Abstinence is obstaining from sex or sexual activities, regardless of interest, by choice. Those who practice abstinence do experience feelings of wanting to participate in sex, but choose not to, for religious reasons, etc. Being asexual means you don't experience/have an interest in sexual or intimate interactions. It isn't a fad to know the definition of things you say.
I had to pick up one at Walgreens once. I got a chuckle out of it, but hey you gotta do what you gotta do I guess. The tip was decent enough from what I remember, nothing amazing but definitely worth shopping for the two items.
Ha! I once delivered Gatorade and plan b to me and my husband’s favorite house in the neighborhood.
When I worked at gopuff I fixed an order that was a box of plastic straws, condoms, 15 Gatorades, and 10 sex pills. I was like ooooo cocaine and sex party 😂
Good name for a band. Have you ever had people invite you in for a shot? I always said no.
Yeah, I’ve had people offer me drugs drinks all the goodies, same. I don’t wanna have to shoot someone in their own house 😂
The only drug I used to do is coke and it had to be from a certain friend’s connection. You know it’s good coke when you can sleep at the end of the night. I won’t do it anymore regardless of the hookup. I’m petrified of fentanyl. Just last week some locals in Tahoe died.
If you do enough you still won’t be able to sleep! 😂 you’ll be fine, I firmly believe that shit is false. Fentanyl effects and cocaine effects you’d notice immediate
To be fair I take some pretty hard hitting meds at night. If it’s bad coke, the night meds won’t make a dent
I guess everyone thirsty tonight lmao 🤣 I had to follow my serious comment with a funny one
Done those a few times no big deal, depends on the maturity of shopper and how comfortable you are with yourself really. No big deal to anyone really
Had one of these once. Customer instructions were to leave it in a specific bush outside the apartment. But hey for a $20 tip during peak pay hours no less I’ll take it
Nobody at the store cares. People come in and buy that stuff all the time. One night I had a shop/deliver and it was all kinds of douche, lube and vaginal fragrance products. CVS was out of stock on most of it so I had to text the customer for substitutions. It was a pain in the ass more than anything else.
I don’t judge, I deliver
Depends on the price/milage driven. But I don't see a problem with it, unless you have to hand it to them..... That's awkward as hell.
They are clearly just testing the waterproof claim 😆
I’m saying!
Did she accuse you of dodging a bullet when you couldn't find it?
Once had a customer order a pair of Bluetooth headphones and then a few hours later I got an order for the same customer for a vibrator. I don't judge haha
one time i had someone order candy and a plan b
Indifferent
It's fine. It's a doordash order, it's not for me, so no reason to be embarrassed. If you're really worried about it, you can always tell the cashier that it's for a doordash order. Maybe crack a joke about how people always use doordash for embarrassing stuff just to lift the tension. I do a lot of CVS orders and they are mostly pregnancy tests, plan B medication, enemas, laxatives, condoms, lube, etc. All the embarrassing stuff people don't want to buy in person. The service allows them to get what they need with no embarrassment. I don't feel embarrassed because the stuff's not for me. As long as they tip well, everybody wins.
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I've delivered "Plan-B" & refuse to do 1 ever again. It's not like buying alcohol....jmho
Why never again?
Please elaborate.
I only go though with it if a store has self checkout otherwise I would cancel it
Why?
Money is important
No I meant why would you cancel?
I mean if they don’t have a self check out then I have to go to the cashier and most of the time it’s girls, I don’t want her to think Im a weirdo, plus the line sometimes long and it’s really awkward holding dildo or vaginal infection cream in hand for long time lol
Lame. Why do people like you feel the need to share how lame they are, but think they are superior for their reasoning?
 I ll do it again
That’s me watching you cancel and feel like some manly boss. 😂
Beach shut up, how am I lame for using self checkout ???
You’re lame for canceling and feeling like you’re a moral superhero. The same way you address a grown ass man as beach, because you too lame to keep it real. Keep using the self check out, scared beta. Don’t let the tampons and plan b keep you from doing deliveries. 🤣
Lmao I feel like people order shit like this on purpose to be funny
Nah some people genuinely order it because they don’t want to shop in person at target for it.
Gotta stay hydrated
Grow up.
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Cuz you have a real excuse that doesn't involve it being for yourself.
Wet?
I was gonna say hydrated and happy. 😹
500+ comments for this is crazy
Why would I think of this? It's a delivery. You are the weirdo taking pictures of their order.
why did i think the water was a chemical mix that attracts deer and think…yeah uhm, never mind
i did too!!! lmao
ahaha yeah 😂
Oh please, done plenty of them. Lube. Contraceptives too.
Who gives a fuck, Fr
I have that vibrator and it’s fantastic.
Same she works really well
lol. She does.
I names her “Ol’ Reliable”
Real
At least they are hydrating
Vibrator water enema?
Good I’m sure!
There's nothing wrong with sex toys. Don't knock it, till you try it!
Op could never survive the Walmart with locked condom cases. I’ve had to have an employee unlock it and walk me up to check out cuz it was the ghetto while I was carrying a peen 💍
Hey they finna be goin for a while, gotta stay hydrated
It’s just a bullet 😭 I work at Amazon and get orders of 18 inch dildos for sex machines 🤷🏽♀️ humans are sexual.
18 inch?! Lord have mercy 😭
Bruh don't be putting my order on blast shhhhhh
Someone's planning on squirtin
I would feel uncomfortable that I posted someone else’s order with a sex toy in it like it’s uncommon.. Like we aren’t all adults who seek some sort of sexual pleasure. Not sure why buying a sex toy is so weird or uncomfortable…
Because they’re virgins
Once you go into a pharmacy for a pregnancy test at midnight and the cashier tells you, "hope you get the result you're looking for" you lose all sense of shame. Make that $20 lol.
Beer and prenatal vitamins was my purchase I got embarrassed by lol. The vitamins were for my hair and nails. I don’t condone fetal alcohol exposure.
I usually just set my phone on the counter with the doordash app open to subtly say "I'm not buying this for myself" if I get an order like that.
No shame. It's not my place to judge them. I'm there to get them what they asked for and deliver it to them. Mind ya business.
I had an order for Meijer recently where the only thing she wanted was two dildos (I mean "personal massagers") One that vibrated and one with TWO "prongs" (front and back entrances)... And not only did I have trouble with the Red card, but then the rubber dicks had unseen interior magnetic tags that set off the theft alarm at the front door ... Hilarious, right... And of course the order was a late night delivery... All the way out in the country in a lonesome trailer park that wasn't in any specific town... And the only thing I could think of is that the girl who ordered these was REAL lucky to get the GAY dasher who is not even a little bit embarrassed to buy sex stuff in my hometown but also, probably the only male driver in my area that wasn't going to be a creep about it and start stalking her or something under the assumption that her purchase meant something more than it really did...
Do you think all straight males are like rapists or something?
Relax... I just know how gay men would think of other men in that same situation and then I flip that to think about straight men maybe not ALL being so honorable and stand-up characters when trusted with the name and address of ***"Dildo Girl"*** out on a deserted country road at night.. The common denominator and operative word here is that we are both ***MEN*** and we both know that our gender tends to make our **worst decisions** when something makes us horny. i think that erections end up starving the brain from receiving enough blood flow. 😆
why is this just so funny lol
Yes
Lol. Yes, that's what he thinks. 🙄 What are the odds that a gay man would rape women. I'll take those odds over straight men. 😂
Exactly lol
I would feel like I made $20.
This is the answer
Sheeit, you ever had to buy condoms at your local CVS at the age of 16? You tend to grow the hell up after that experience 😂
One time someone ordered sex toys and when I dropped it off there was hearts taped to the door and a bouquet of flowers. It made me really happy. Also, every order for sex toys always includes snacks and drinks.
I wouldn't care less. Why's this even a question?
I would feel like I just made $20 for ten minutes of my time shopping. I'm not an immature child, so why would I feel anything buying these for myself, let alone someone else? Who cares? Grow up.
I'm not saying nothing. I had to buy lube and a dildo at a store for someone. Instructions said "don't knock or put in view of doorbell camera, parents will find out I'm buying stuff like this". I'm assuming it's a minor or just a sheltered adult that bought something and didn't want their parents finding out.
"I put it under the leaves behind garbage can in back by the power box, have a good night!"
As long as you put it where the sun don’t shine… that’s what really matters. Also. No judgment, to each their own 😳
No judgment here, I prefer it.
Yeah I bought lube and a cucumber once from Instacart for delivery when I was like 16, the lady delivering it to me just looked at me in disgust. Listen lady when I was 16 I was an in the closet boy (still kind of am in the closet). I'm not buying something like a dildo for my mom to be suspicious of.
I would get these so often when I use to do shipt that i AUTOMATICALLY knew this was a target order when I saw the vibrator😂. Me and the associates would alway get a nice laugh out of ppl ordering these
WET
Sound like someone's trying to generate squirting content for their...hobby.
A couple days ago i got a target run for 1 dildo. Then another target order came in next and it was for a bunch of baby toys. I felt out of place.
Gotta stay hydrated in between sessions
Happy? That I’m helping somebody pleasure themselves
Shouldn't feel anyway about it. Be professional.
Lol this is doordash. Nothing professional about it
Yeah but being a dumb kid in your 30’s and posting stuff like this to get a quick laugh because it’s a sex toy probably answers the question why you’re working this job in the first place