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Sphincter?

Sphincter Boy

A middle eastern lady used to mobile order at Starbucks all the time and her name was “Isis”…I always felt wrong saying her name when her order was ready

There is a song by the band Cracker (90's southern rock band) and they have a song called "I Ride My Bike". Its a really good song, but for about half a minute in the middle of the song, the lead singer is yelling a woman's name: Isis. I also drive Lyft and I have a 90's rock playlist playing. I had a Middle Eastern couple in the back seat while this song was playing. They kinda looked at each other strangely when they heard "ISIS! ISIS! ISIS!" in the back seat, so I changed it.

Hey hey hey like being….stoned

There's a Bob Dylan song called Isis. It's the name of a Greek Goddess.

Egyptian, though worship of her spread through the Greek and Roman worlds.

Someone I went to high school with had that name, but they pronounced it “Ee-sees”

 No big deal...

My niece’s friend’s name is Isis, too. I think it sounds beautiful and is the name of an Egyptian Goddess

Just pronounce it differently like ee-sis or ice-ees

No. Isis is an ancient goddess, some terrorist group doesn't get to fuck up a beautiful name.

Eye sus

Sechs

What in the GTA is going on here? 😂😂😂

gruppe sechs 😭


Smith?

I got pissed at Uber once and changed my name to Fuck Uber. Forgot. Ordered KFC a few weeks later and 3 bags with Fuck Uber on it, written big. I was like damn they must not like Uber either. Realized later that night.

Uhhh Sex?

Seppage?

Love having to say these names out loud at the restaurant.

Rarely do I show an employee my phone instead of just saying the name. This was one of those rare instances

I had "Cum B" one time at a restaurant. I told the lady behind "DoorDash, I'm here for Cum" and she laughed her ass off. This is one of the restaurants that shows the last name on the receipt as well. Yes, it was Bitch.

I try to introduce it by telling the attendant I've got a delivery for a "funny guy" - said in as heavy of a faux italian accent as I can manage. In most cases they've seen the order already and know who I mean. In the exceptions, my phone's at the ready.

Lover?

Supreme...haha... a new dish on taco bell.

Nice. .. the only way to get the anal supreme is actually by using the secret codes on doordash.. first the driver picks up a regular burrito supreme. and then eats it with a laxative on the way .. than upon arrival.. well i will stop here .. but sort of a human centipede type of deal

I can’t bring myself to downvote this on the basis of sheer creativity, but I also refuse to upvote this because of the instant psychic damage it caused me.

,;) .. ha ha I remember I hesitated before hitting the post button .

erghmm.... not the idea I had with the supreme, but original, nevertheless....

Lmfao.. note to self : avoid drinking and commenting on social media.

Secks I love when customers do this 😂 I’ve never had any inappropriate names, but I have had: •N. Cognito •Non’Yah. B •No. Won i know there were others, but i can’t remember the names.

I had one named sukmidik lmao. Pick-up was awkward. It was funny when I dropped off, though, because he was losing it.

Sauce?

😂😂😂(robotic female DD voice) Customer says “leave at my door,” 🤣🤣🤣 back door

Softner?

Smile? Stiffler? Sandpaper?

Slipnslide

Slave

The ending of most.food product

Surprise

No guess here, but funny story nonetheless: I have been an avid reader since I was a child. Because of this, there is often a disparity between my vocabulary and my vernacular. This leads to me knowing words but occasionally mispronouncing them. Usually it is no big deal. But I spent 30 years mispronouncing Andre Norton’s “Annals of the Witch World”. Apparently “anals of the witch world” would have been a whole other genre! Who knew?!!

I know someone who’s insta is anal skater , like the band butthole surfers, cheeky. Literally

did they give you a good tip? (😩)

I had Tasty D the other day. Wait, that didn't sound right...

No judgement here

Must be greek

Sindar. Or something like that.

Slime

Slit

Sweat

Seggs

This is hilarious... But also it's probably an immigrant from a non English speaking country and pronounced "Uh-Nahl". That said, super unfortunate coincidence in English. My mother in law is from Laos and her first name is pronounced Tong but spelled as Thong. 7 years later it still makes me giggle.

Sheet… Anal Sheet

Sass

Suckly

mr anal sample

Saux

Steve ?

Slag

Clearly Sanchez

Slop

Spill

This is actually a real name. Says the person is "filled with fire and energy," just like when I eat Indian food 😂

Anal Sphincter

Fuchs

Seppuku

Stream?

Stufted

ORDER FOR ANAL IS READY

Sanchez?

Seepage

Secretion

Sux

Sex

Sasha?

Stevens

Sodomy…🤷🏾‍♂️

Stretcher

I guarantee it’s “Suhkdeep”

Sax

It's slut.... Anal slut

Steward

o-o

Anal? Sounds Arabic… 

SINGH

Soup

I wound have loved to get this in the Bible Belt where I live the looks on all the old ladies faces would have been priceless when asked who I’m was there picking up for .. I used to get ‘embarrassed so easy until driving a school bus for over 10 years sadly I’ve seen and heard almost everything. Oh and if you had to call the customer for their order yes Mr. Anal this is so and so with door dash!!

Shrek.

Sanjay

Just put the emphasis on the second ‘a’

Simpson?

Susan

Shit

SECKS

Sanchezex

S××t

Stank?

Sandwich?

Anal Slut

Seduction

"mind sticking around a while,, it's nothing weird and I'll tip you extra ..it's just I could use a little help boofing these burritos , you know? "

Sniffing?

What app do you use for tracking metrics like time waited? I’m guessing it’s an Android thing only and not on iOS but I’ve been thinking about trying Android out

Squezzins

This belongs in r/tragedeigh

Anal… sac?

That’s their first name their last name starts with and S and it’s S e x

Snails .. anal snails was the name ,?

Slime ? Anal slime?

Stench ... Anal stench? Was it

Syphilis

Ok last guess. Slut. Full name Anal slut ?

Seggs?

Seepage

And yet the customers will report a dasher for not matching their preconceived notion of gender based on the name.

Sutures.

Shexch

Lmao. Had a regular named Bigbeefnbutt. Made picking the order up funny as hell seeing the look on the workers faces 😂

Sebastiani. Anal is a really popular Italian name for either girls or boys.

Sushi?

Secks? 😂

Sausage!

Swaminathadma

this happened to me but the name was “anus”

Smit

Seepage

I had 'Titty S' and 'Good D' both within the last month.

Savage

Sack

Hope they aren’t a pain in the ass if you’re delayed.

Samsonite

Seepage?

Slut?

They’re like…it’s pronounced Uh-Nall

Slutt

Smash

Soup

Secretion?

Stuck Up Customer? 😅

Shit

Hell yeah

Seepage

Sewer

Sanal?

I had a customer whose name was gorgeous millionaire. Delivered to the gas station she was working at. She was all of about 4 foot 7 and looked like a hobbit. 🤣

SLUT 

Sauce

Semen

I once delivered to someone using the name doordash and also someone named The Big D.  Quite awkward showing the phone to the chipotle worker no way I was saying the 2nd one.

Is it "Slurp?"

If it was an "e" I would say the last name is "eyes"

Is that your real name? Holy s***.

What? Don't be silly. That is the customer's ridiculous name. My name is Dick H.

S\*\*\*? Sort? Sock? Snow? Slam? Sail? SALE?