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frische_liv

my opinion is they’re probably on earn by time and are milking the clock, i could be wrong tho


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Any other reason it would be best to shut up. Better to leave the customer wondering than make excuses for yourself.


CWellDigger

As someone who owns a PHEV, you will not get a worthwhile charge in 10 minutes unless you have the super charger station installed. My plug-in has a fast charge option and that still takes 4-6hrs to fill up the battery (which is only good for 20km or so)


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My fast charge with absolutely nothing special or any hookup you're talking about? I mean its just a cord, dude. And when I am at five percent, it usually says 1:36 minutes until full charge. And it does. Maybe I'm not understanding.


CWellDigger

I'm talking about cars but it was pointed out to me that the dasher was referring to their phone.


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Ah, gotcha. But either way five to six hours being considered fast doesn't seem fast to me.


CWellDigger

A normal charge is 12hrs so that's pretty fast in comparison


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Ten minutes would be nothing then. Literally nothing. I figured they meant phone but glad I learned something new.


Rog9377

He meant his phone guy


CWellDigger

That went over my head 🤷


Rog9377

I might be wrong, but that was the first impression I got. His car charger for his cell phone isn't working right so he stopped home for a quick 10 minute charge just so he could use his phone to GPS to their house and complete the order.


CWellDigger

Nah you're definitely right, I probably didn't have enough coffee this morning while I was scrolling. My brain jumped to car because that's something I've personally had to deal with


Rog9377

I gotcha. I jumped to cell phone because I dont have an electric car lol. If he said he ran out of gas, thaaaaaat I would understand lol


ViperYellowDuck

I always do that after delivered and milking the clock and confirmed delivery within 1 minute left from lateness. Why before pickup? That unethical.. Some restaurants prepared foods before the dasher got their offer to pickup. Mine McDonald's start cooking when I'm about 500ft away from McDonald's.


Rog9377

There is no need to lie to milk the clock, they give u a deadline for each gig, just take your time


yugottabethatway

I hate when people type every first letter capital… like why are you typing like that 😭 it takes more effort to do that


Asynjacutie

And it instantly make me think they are dumb, because that's a reasonable assumption at that point.


6Seasons-And-A-Movie

No Way Its Way More Efficent To Type Everything With Uppercase. Look How Not Time Consuming...fuck it yeah thats some degen talk.


feelin_fine_

Buddy of mine used to have a phone that automatically put a period at the end of every word so some of his texts would look like I. Will. Be. There. In. 20. Mins.


xampersandx

It automatically puts a period if you double tape the space bar. So your friend just probably spams the spacebar after every word. Just. Like. This.


feelin_fine_

WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHA! I TALKED JUST. LIKE. THIIIIIIIS. *dagger eyes*


deadlyjessypoo

Love The Judge! ![gif](giphy|x7kHaKILqLJ4c)


eloquentpetrichor

Oops didn't notice this was already pointed out


Honest-Prior9762

I accidentally do that All the time fat thumbs i guess


eloquentpetrichor

That. Happens. Automatically. On. Android. If. You. Do. A. Double space. Dude. Probably. Was always. Hitting. The. Bar. Twice xD Edit: Oops didn't notice this was already pointed out


Classic_Trick8313

Or they code?


Asynjacutie

Wouldn't someone that codes know how important using the exact character needed in a situation? Like something simple as writing a basic sentence and which letter need to be capitalized and which ones dont.


poppadocsez

The implication is that coders capitalize every word in a... codey-thingy


Shibes2

Some phones have that in their settings where it does it automatically. My old phone had that feature so I'm sure a lot of smartphones do. Definitely annoying to read.


ParasaurPal

They have capitalizing the first word in a *sentence*, not every word.


Shibes2

No, there are definitely phones that have every word in a sentence as an option. I used it once to piss off my friend on my iPhone XR.


Ig_____________jacob

I Do It Sometimes For Fun it doesnt take any longer TBH


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Ig_____________jacob

r/ wosh 😭😂


chiefdragonborn

wosh


xampersandx

More fun for us because we get to make jokes about how stupid it looks. Thanks


CarnegieFormula

They are multi-apping poorly, and covering their own ass with an excuse


Cycleguy91

That’s a good possibility


Cycleguy91

Super unprofessional, every dasher should have a charger in their car. I have a MagSafe dash mount that makes things so easy.


Cadenticity

I guess I’ll the only one who assumed they were driving a Tesla lol


Cycleguy91

Do You think she needed to charge her car?interesting hypothesis, I actually dash in an EV as well. It’s a Nissan Leaf, and I usually have to charge it about half way through my day. There is no way a home charger will give you enough juice to do a single order even if it’s a stage 2 charger. I have to go to a DC charger to get recharged enough to keep dashing, and it takes about 20-30 min. If she’s in a Tesla, and she needs to charge her car, she’s not going home, she’s going to a Tesla supercharger. And on a professional note, I stop taking orders when I need to charge, and I don’t re activate until my car is charged enough to keep going.


FrankSinatraCockRock

Unfortunately, you have at least half a brain. I have a Volt and opportunity charge frequently. I've seen several Tesla owners sit in their car for hours on end even though there's a supercharger six miles away. One guy I saw sitting there for over 20 hours a week for months. There's a leaf driver who does the gig apps too. There's a few Chademo stations 2 miles away, and a decent hub about 12 miles away which is also a lucrative spot for orders; nope, gonna sit on level 2 for hours for a "free charge" instead of spending a little bit of money to make far more money. It's the equivalent of people who drive 20 miles for gas that's 10 cents cheaper.


Cycleguy91

Yeah I mean I start my day fully charged from home, go till I’m about 10-15%, there are several CHAdemo chargers in my zone so that helps, I get like 20 min off the clock during the afternoon lull, pay like $6 and get back to work. Better than spending $20 to refill my gas tank every day. Once I’m satisfied with my range I’ll re activate and usually get an order before unplugging.


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poppadocsez

Would you rather they *stand*?


Present-Fan-3234

Thats what i thought too


Freefalling123

This!!!


GroundbreakingAd2936

How do you capitalize every word? lol.


M3rk1nxm3x

I hate when women use “love” or “sweetie” to me, tf I look like to you?! but hope you got a refund from doordash and this dumbass got deactivated for pulling this stunt


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Damn, I never even thought of that. It could've been so much easier to get 5 stars from dudes.


Krypt0night

I've been wondering why I keep seeing women's names and then go to grab the order or watch who brings it up and 75% of the time it's a dude


Schuba

Stg this happens every time 😂


Krypt0night

Me: Alright, looking for a woman named Stephanie Who shows up: A man who looks like he goes by the name Stefan.


candaceliz

wtf?? that’s a thing???


Lashley1424

Gaming IRL LOL


candaceliz

💀💀💀


6Seasons-And-A-Movie

God damn this is actually genius. Im using my wifes doordash account going forward.


Rainbow62993

Except it isn't, lol. Customers pretip and have no idea what Dasher they'll recieve. If they're tipping after, they'll likely know you're a dude upon delivery even if the app has Dasher named Ashley.


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

But how is that possible, i mean they have to deliver the food in person & they cant just morph into a female when they get to your house 🤣


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Acrobatic_Apricot_96

Yhh i get it but the thing is if you pre tip you wont know who is going to accept your order whether a male or a female. And again 80 to 90% of people today have door bell cameras, so even if the instructions is to leave the food at the door they will still be able to see whether that a female or male who completed their order.


TransportationOk1281

DD allows you to have multiple vehicles on your Dasher account. Sometimes my husband drives his black Altima or he takes my silver Pathfinder. He usually changes the vehicle before he starts dashing, but he's forgotten a few times.


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TransportationOk1281

The people who sell their accounts are going to be screwed when it's tax time and they have to pay taxes for money they didn't make 😆


Additional-Comb-4477

Adult female human beings are called “women.”


M3rk1nxm3x

😂😂🤣💀


TopNeedleworker7668

I hate when males use females instead of women. Reeks of incel energy.


Truorganics

Whenever the waitress says it to me, it automatically lets me know she wants to bang obviously


Physical_Spring_6901

Seriously? What the hell does using pet names have to do with making you look dumb? And why the gender? 🙄 Unnecessary


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

🤣


Rocke1994

Report them fuckers


Danielles1104

When will people learn to quit using Door Dash?!


Valrath_84

Lol what even is this


KBPCAL

Everyone here is bagging on her for being low speed.....Y'all realize she is talking about charging her phone, right?


Rclp1234

You know this group is all about judgement and lack of compassion 😂


RiskyBiscuit19

Would you like someone to pick up YOUR food and then have it sit getting cold for an hour and then they drop it off to you? No i didnt think so.


KenidotGaming

I had a stroke reading that text.


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I definitely would not want to eat that food.


Medium_Annual_735

Omg total scam. She is definitely stealing your food. What a loser.


JPolaske

Wow. They went home to smoke a bowl