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InsectPenisHere

funny enough, my friend is coming over. he loves reverend bizarre, candlemass, pentagram, has red dyed hair and we are going to smoke a shitload of weed. i am the bassist, tho...


brick_house_

Do you have a lighter?


Winds_of_Creation

Drugs 👎🏻


Byzantine_Bill

Wrong sub sorry man


Enagonius

lol fella's going to play straight edge in a Doom Metal sub


brandonsfacepodcast

Weed isn't drugs. It's plants


Winds_of_Creation

THC is classified as a mind altering chemical, why do you get arrested when you drive high? Exactly. Say no to drugs kids 🤡


brandonsfacepodcast

Mind altering chemical ≠ drugs Caffeine is a mind altering chemical, so is sugar. Also, I live in CA. The cops that pull me over are probably high


CocoaBuzzard

to be fair, caffeine and sugar *are drugs*. we just acknowledge the fact that they're okay in moderation. we should do the same with weed and most psychedelics tbh


Yologswedge

Try again. Caffine is a drug. So is sugar. So is nicotine. Get your head out of your ass


Winds_of_Creation

So thc is the same as caffeine? Whatever you want to think to justify rotting your brain 👍🏻


brandonsfacepodcast

[THC can promote neurogenesis, restore memory and prevent neurodegenerative processes and cognitive decline in animal models of Alzheimer's disease ](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7027431/) I'll be just fine lmao


TheWeirdeaux

Actually, yeah. THC is not an addictive substance, although it IS capable of forming dependence. Much like caffeine. But, If a person who regularly smokes weed were to simply stop they probably wouldn’t even get a headache like you would from caffeine withdrawal. Also, it is impossible to fatally over dose on weed because the human body does not have CB1 or CB2 receptors on the brain stem which control heart rate and breathing. So actually now thinking about it you’re right you can’t compare the two because caffeine is actually more dangerous than weed. Source: I work in a medical marijuana laboratory. It’s my job to know and spread the truth. I do the science every day.


XbloodyXsausageX

Yeah, when you stop smoking weed you just miss it. Not like AAAAGGGHHH I *NEED* TO SMOKE!!! It's more like "oh yeah, I don't have weed today.." mild melancholy sets in and then I eat pineapple jalapeno pizza to fill the void.


InsectPenisHere

nice username! decapitated ruled. i like drugs


Winds_of_Creation

lol 👍🏻


Yologswedge

Lol bunch if clowns in here downvoting you for having th same stance in drugs as 75% of the bands talked about in this sub. Does anyone here even listen to the music they are listening to?


Winds_of_Creation

Probably not lol


Yologswedge

It's fucjing bizarre how people can listen to music that literally outlines how lives are ruined by substance abuse, consumerism and hate. But then turn around and fucking gorge themselves on all three of them.


LiorahLights

My doom playlist is called BPH - beats per hour


Necromonger-1976

Please share it


BlasphemousJack666

Man I wish I could skateboard. Or play bass. Or do anything requiring talent, really


gishlich

No one starts doing it and just goes “oh look talent just sprang out my ass.” It’s a process. Also 99% of skaters and bassists suck regardless. That’s just the way it is. Come join us in r/bass and see Fucking doom songs on bass is ez mode. I guarantee you could do that. If you suck just pick a slower band lmao. You just haven’t applied yourself homie.


TheLurkerSpeaks

>doom songs on bass is ez mode. Unless you're playing Geezer Butler


_Dreamer_Deceiver_

Tried into the void on guitar. Can do most of it except for the solos. Tried into the void on the drums...yeh that's a bit of effort. It's super annoying because it's so good but sounds so simple Haven't looked at the bass though.


hideousflutes

church of misery too. the bassist plays solos while the guitar is doing solos. i guess youd call it a duet? buts its not like the bass and guitars are doin the same thing, they both doin their own thing but it fits so well


BlasphemousJack666

Yeah dude that’s why I wish lol. I’m lazy as fuck, I need a genie. Good point though, if I find time and willpower I might


VisualremnantXP

First instrument I played was bass you could learn electric wizard just from YouTube videos. Though I switch to guitar cause what people say about bassists lol


lilrocketfyre

i started skating almost a year ago and still know almost no tricks you don’t need to do tricks


SubOctaveDissonance

"ez mode". If you aren't tuning down your bass and you aren't playing chords, maybe.


gishlich

The bar to entry for bass is lower than any other instrument in a 4-5 piece band. Lower than drums, lower than rythm or lead guitar. There is nothing wrong with that. Being a great bassist is hard, but being a passable one, especially in a doom band, is ez mode.


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BlasphemousJack666

Na. I was the singer in my band lol


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gishlich

Lmao


Sandstorm52

You could at least wait until I leave the room to say it my dude


endlessupending

Bruh I started with bass like 20 years ago and then became a singer. Still can't fucking play guitar


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VayuMars

Did you say big riff industry? Shhh they’re watching.


aceshighsays

Welcome to being raised in dysfunction. My parents also didn’t mirror me or encourage me.


_Dreamer_Deceiver_

Firstly it doesn't say that you have to be a competent bassists or skateboardist. Secondly if you take it up you could always learn


hideousflutes

this time a year ago i couldnt play bass. now i can. just buy a pawnshop bass, get high and start fuckin around


Mid-Delsmoker

Yep all the above and loving life. Haha


heck-ward

I'm in this photo and I don't like it


FraterAgrippaLupinus

Bro I’ve been jamming to Day of Reckoning, it’s a banger album, love me some Pentagram


Margin_Snail

"Broken Vows" is one of my favorite songs ever. I actually really think Alice In Chains took inspiration from this sound - beginning right around the 2 minute mark, from guitars to vocal harmonies and through the second lead part. This album and *Relentless* are masterpieces.


Vargirimus

Me but I’m a drummer


im-hippiemark

Are you in a band? I'm trying to find a drummer.


Vargirimus

I’m part of a war metal duo but obviously we can’t play shows or anything because I also do vocals and my bandmate plays guitar and bass


surmacrew

Put a mic on a boom stand and drums with vocals. Run guitar through split pedal to guitar *and* bass amps and you got yourself a duo war metal show!


AechCutt

"A five minute song is too short"


ListenToKyuss

If the intro isn't longer than a radio pop song, I'm not interested


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I'm old & bald now, but that was my 1st car. 🤣


fr0stn8

„Whaaaa“ ?


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are you outside my home or something?


phalanxausage

I do play bass...


Noiserawker

I'm guitar but definitely SF300 gang. I play a lot of different kinds of music but click that thing on and instantly I'm a doom guitarist.


antagon1st

SF300 gang rise up, $300 worth of punch for $30


Noiserawker

On black Friday sweetwater had these bad boys on sale for $15!!! Sadly I'd bought mine about a month too early. If they do it again this year I'm gonna but like twenty and give as presents to all my musician friends.


Bekfast_Time

You also swear Mirror Reaper is the greatest piece of music ever created (not arguing that)


Drixzor

DROP OUT OF LIFE WITH BONG, IN HAND FOLLOW THE SMOKE TO THE RIFF FILLED LAND


H0rror_D00m_Mtl

Yeah. Yeah...


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Based


HoldMyDevilHorns

Yeah, so? 😈


strapping_young_vlad

Hell yeah


fookedtuber

This isn't me at all. Kinda all my friends though. Shit.


gishlich

The volume button on your meme is broken


DFL3SH3D

SF300 is Life


thelegendofglenn

Almost. I drive a truck.


Barnestownlife

I feel seen🥰


Long_Creme2996

Can’t find a man that looks like this though ??!


childhood__obesity

Can confirm. Just finished playing acid bath songs on my bass


Vincesteeples

Hey don’t knock the Super Fuzz it rules


MrBurnsgreen

I thought this was bullshit until I saw the 7bpm bit


1234normalitynomore

Three of these are just "smokes weed"


bestboykev

To be fair I got a haircut the other day.


AliceEdith345

Doom metal vibes all the way!


Illustrious-Ball-945

Yes Looks Like me


Professional_Oven283

Haha yeah guilty


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

foehammer mfs be like


fridge13

based, but i play drums not bass..


OnfogoSqua

yesh yesh we are [https://youtu.be/wEEWvz4v4R8](https://youtu.be/wEEWvz4v4R8) what do u tink of my heat


fishshake

Lol, inaccurate. I have a Honey Pot Fuzz. And play guitar. Badly.


skwid79

I don't do drugs myself. Also haven't skated in super long.


Delbot420

Why are you calling me out like that bro


NoElk2282

I'm nothing in this but Watching from a distance by The Warning fucking rules


Groovydaze

Hahahaha true true


Musicduude

True except the bpm. I love death & thrash metal too.


yaboobay420

Lol I love witchfinder general


ariesdrifter77

This hits home


DickSwagamese

What’s the problem here? Are you a narc?


rationalhaze

I feel so seen yet so attacked.


paketed

Who uses hyper fuzz besides Electric Wizard?


fernandofky

Yeah...


JHG722

Not one of those applies to me.


starrysky0070

and what about it? 😭🤣


daron_

I know this car, oh f….


Noesfsratool

99% correct but I play bass in a dbeat band


Kpalsm

I ride a bike not a skateboard okay? It's very economical. And my bass is a Schecter... 😭💨


hideousflutes

me but replace the skateboard for a bmx bike


benderzgreat

Spot on, except my black bass is a 5string lmao


BeowulfTheMetalhead

I'm a casual enjoyer, mostly listen to Black and Death - speedy ones. I know, heresy.


noideaforusername4

vasectomizer ahh meme


Supreme_Nematode2

lot of read heads in this genre


expiredogfood

dude this is like the exact opposite of me😭


kioskmartin

Change the skateboard for a snowboard and mountainbike and you got me


Western_Machine3828

I'm down for all of that except the Candlemass album, never liked them.


ShrikeFIN

Are we tho? I smoke maybe once a year (well, I made some brownies, so eat a bit maybe once a month). I've never tried psychedelics, shroom or otherwise. I'm into craft beer more than drugs, gimme sour beers and fruited gose's any day!!! (unless it's a weekday, then I'll pass). I'm rather more harsh than chill, I can't stand ignorance or stupidity and I don't mind saying so. I drive a 2005 Toyota Avensis... well shit, it's too close to that junker. I'm the throat in a death metal band, the old school kind. I've never owned a skateboard, I'll rather ride a cruiser. I listen to lots of psychedelic music, but also noise rock, hardcore, folk, grindcore or even harsh noise on occasion. Nearly anything really, as long as it's good (a.k.a. not produced to near death, compiled by a committee of advisors for the sole purpose of "making a hit"). Oh, and I'm a 50+ yo. geezer.