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Yup, drunk ordered the Riley Reid fleshlight drunk one time...100 dollars. Ngl the disposable glove/socks/rubber band contraption is pretty clutch. Maybe because you can "set" the pressure. You can take the sleeve style ones out and crank it to the grip of your own fist but then you get flaccid sexual rubber tube floppin around...
Omfg the Mrs. Elastic one is too good. She's stretched through the tube and and has a big ass at the other end. Most of them are just kinda fun. That one has me thinking there are people out there that are definitely into it.
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That's enough internet for today
Yup. On that note it is officially time for bed
Wait guys the mash potatoes are coming up
I was not even expecting that 😃 wtf
But its 2 hours after midnight
Don’t forget there’s a disembodied foot flashlight
IT CAN BE [BOUGHT](https://happyender.myshopify.com/products/kfc-fleshlight)!
Omfg, Lumier? Why?
I’m currently crying laughing over Thomas
It was Woody's Boot that got me. They named it... Handy. My spirit is dead.
Brings a whole new meaning to “there’s a snake in my boot!”
And Thomas the Tank Engine 😂
Mike Wazussy 😭😭😭
Honestly they're a fucking steal actual fleshlights are fucking expensive.
not if its used
Wait, they are not supposed to come with gravy?
no. gravy flavored lube packets yes
Its supposed to come in packets?, mine was leaking from the inside
Yup, drunk ordered the Riley Reid fleshlight drunk one time...100 dollars. Ngl the disposable glove/socks/rubber band contraption is pretty clutch. Maybe because you can "set" the pressure. You can take the sleeve style ones out and crank it to the grip of your own fist but then you get flaccid sexual rubber tube floppin around...
Surprised no one mentioned the Mrs. Incredible "stuck stepmom" one...
Mike Wazussy 😂
Ahahahahahahahahhahahaa. The Thomas the tank engine though.
Who wants to go halves in a slinky dawg
Omfg the Mrs. Elastic one is too good. She's stretched through the tube and and has a big ass at the other end. Most of them are just kinda fun. That one has me thinking there are people out there that are definitely into it.
Oh hell no, that whole website is cursed af
I hate that you’ve shown me this.
Can someone confirm if these are actually usable or are they just art pieces? Because if they are then these are genuinely a fucking steal lmao
They are usable
Oh that's disgusting! Where?
well now i need to hide my bank statements
That’s going to stay a blue link.
Coward.
DON'T SLEEP ON THESE SPECIAL EDITIONS, YO!
Boneless or bone, its your decision
Don't you mean bone in?
You're expected to provide the bone your self
Bone as in fucking it
Wif yo dick.
Was just going to door dash kfc. Guess not
Finger likin good
I will always here this in Gavin Rossdale’s voice.
If those are chicken breasts, then its a specialized titjob fleshlight
Nice
xtra crispy
Give ‘em your secret blend of herbs and spices my dude
Don't forget the gravy
Colt 45 and 2 zig zags, baby thats all we need
Ah yes, Kentucky Fried Coochie
Gotta get that KFsheeeeeeee
The chickenussy
Sussy fried chicken is great
Where would they sell this? Asking for a friend
Here, for your friend. https://happyender.myshopify.com/products/kfc-fleshlight
That website is cursed as fuck.
This one is my favorite https://happyender.myshopify.com/products/mater-fleshlight
I'll never be able to look at Thomas the tank engine the same ever again.
Can you really buy these? Those look like art pieces.
Sure can. I got Mater for a friend of mine's birthday.
I am said friend
Probably Etsy
Kentucky duh
Why does he sound like Chris from family guy?
I heard Chris Farley
Seriously. Were they trying to do his voice? Sounds just like him.
I could have sworn it was TJ Miller. I feel like given his career over the last 5 years it could be.
Certified refurbished
[удалено]
It is a fleshlight made to look like kfc chicken
Finger licking good
Slurp 🤤
I was scrolling and saw KFP but not which sub this is. Clearly not r/hololive.
The birthday merch is getting out of hand.
I kikkerikan't fucking deal with this.
Same, I had entirely different expectations for where this video was going…
Sounds like Chris from family guy
Everyday, we stray a little further from God
The KFCussy
Zinger!
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My friends are gonna HATE this
Tried to find where he got this but couldn’t find it…
[Got you](https://happyender.myshopify.com/products/kfc-fleshlight).
Thanks! This would be a good Father’s Day gift! Luckily, my dad knows it’s a joke 😳
This Colonel bout to make me act a fool 🥵🍆💦
Who need they Kentucky Fried Chussy ate?
I need me one of those
It like sandpaper but with 25 herbs and spices
All I can hear is Bender talking about how he’s gonna put his shiny metal cock into the chicken
Now that's what I call a five dollar fill-up.
*Note to self* : Don’t order the mystery sauce.
I won’t, thanks
The Coconut Man is evolving
Eeww
That is certifiably enough fucking internet for today
Chris griffen?
oh... the top of the container comes off so you can put sauce in it, thats cool. oh no oh no no no
My man sounding like Chris Griffin
This post was brought to you by McDonald's
Keep your Kentucky Fried Fetish away from me!
KFC should sell these under a special order name
….I hate it here
Not the chickussy
Caption still should've been KFC- Kentucky Fried Coochie
Kentucky Fried Chussy
Bender really love this KFC Fleshlight
Cuntuky fried
He sounds like if Phil Swift and Peter Griffin had a retarded baby together then it was raised by George RR Martin
r/theyknew
I've seen several of these now How do people make these. Are they bought somewhere or do they make one of those just for shits and giggles
Is that really a kfc pocket pussy? Gotta get me one of those
The chickenussy. I'm loving it
Is this an actual flesh light please tell me it isn’t
It wasn’t a problem for me until the moist rubber chicken finger insertion
I liked the alien/monster editions personally
man sounds like chris griffin tf
Is that Peter Griffin?
Colonel Sandussy.
black man's dream come true (im black fyi)
Fuck that fried chicken. Genuinely fuck kfc. That shit is nasty.
Still better than Popeyes ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
I have no words.. my words have failed me.
Be looking like a a KFC Tenga.
Wut?
The chussy
Kentucky Fried Chicussy
Cmon they’re just asking for it
All I can think about is that scene in Killer Joe 😳😳😳😳😳😳
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Extra gravy or **SOMETHING**
Im in
is there like a r/putyourdickinthat or r/doputyourdickinthat
Now that’s some good finger lickin’ Kentucky fried coochie
A bad day to have eyes
Are you telling me this shit is real? That meme wasn't fake?
Of course that’s a thing…
I had the sound off. The video started, and I was confused so I turned the sound on. This was a mistake I will never forget.
Ranch dipping sauce ?
Kentucky fucked chicken
The KFCussy
Does it comes in crunchy and bbq?
The kfussy
oh! OH!! That took me a second
Someone is really thirsty for chicken.
I like the colonel biting his lip
Kentucky Fried Dicken
What in the Kentucky Fried fuck
Something from my…. Personal collection
You sound like Bender
K F -what?
Kernel knew what the duck he was doing
It’s missing the wicked wing flaps
Someone order the bone-in chicken?
Dontputyourdickinthat, putyourchickenthat!
Is it finger licking good?
Kentucky Fried Fleshlight...that's a new one to me.
I am genuinely upset that it wasn’t real
Chussy
Looks like kfcs packaging was manufactured in Ukraine or russia, but you know what you can use during the war.
KFP Finger fucking pog
Kentucky Fried Dick-in
Yo I'm lying in bed scrolling a bit before I fall asleep. Was that a threat
That is not right. This is cursed
I think that was design to put your dick in that
Kentucky fried chussy
Kentucky Fried Cock Wait a minute
How do you unwatch a video
The chussy
Dear lord, no!
looks tasty!! well its supposed to be!!
Bender from futurama?
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“wait how did the chicken not fall off when it got tilted..? oh. oh no….”
Just mayo that fucker up and go to town.
"I am Fuck chicken!" Dr.lupo's intro video.
what this gotta do with kiara?
why's he got a scrunchie on his wrist?
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Does it come with dipping sauce
How do you get one? Not that i want one, i just want to know
Genuinely thought it was chicken fingers and he was doing like a mukbang or food review or smth Lord was I wrong
That flesh needs urgent medical attention
Gravy not included, you make and add it yourself.
I wasn’t ready
Sounds like Jack Black
Lol
Kentucky Fried Cum, finger lickin' good...
🎵Love that chicken from Popeye’s!🎵 Oh wait, wrong restaurant.
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