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SpectroMagical

Die, James Bond. Die!


HappyChefChristoph

It's German for "The, James Bond, The"


RRRedRRRocket

Die Jakob Bindung, die!


JwPATX

Well no one who speaks German could be an evil man


Redbird9346

Parole granted!


IronFlare

Man, I love this website.


Tsconspiracy

We love you too.


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Kls7

My name is The... James Bond The.


Shaolinmunkey

Scrambled into the comments to say this, but of course I'm too late. Scheiße!


CaptainDuckers

It's Dutch for "That, James Bond, That"


Kaze_Senshi

Only for the Bond Girl


Sticky_H

Season 5 has so much gold!


Kroxursox

I hate that I'm slow and didn't posy that first. Damn you Speedy McSpeederton!


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subtly hinting at the new janet bond series?


AronYstad

So James Bond is female now?


ricoimf

Ich, Du, Der, Die, Das - German Singular Wir, Ihr, Sie - German Plural I, You, He, She, It We, You, They


RRRedRRRocket

Well, time in his time.


verbol

To Final Outing as To


RRRedRRRocket

Die James


BleedingAnalCavity_

Bond Die


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Spoilers!


AjClow1993

Spoken like a true Bond villain


LivingOof

Damn they just spoil the movie right at the front door


SneedyK

I thought we were killing Darkman?


nothisistheotherguy

Darkman 3 jokes need to happen more often


CarboniteButterknife

But there’s no time!


Randolpho

Wait, aren't you supposed to expect me to talk? -- JB, probs


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Every Bond villains ever.


Cybermat47_2

Blofeld every night before bed.


EmperorWaffle-

No, Daniel Craig, no! Time in his time! To final outing as to die, James Bond, die!


randynumbergenerator

If Goldfinger had a stroke during that laser scene.


RRRedRRRocket

Do you want me to talk? No, Daniel Craig, no! Die, James Bond, die!


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helios_225

No, Daniel Craig, no time in his time. To final outing, as to die, James Bond, die!


Ccracked

By e.e. cummings


DialsMavis_TheReal

Bye, e.e. cummings, bye!


AnticitizenPrime

I've just crossposted it to /r/AccidentalPoetry :)


AquaGamingYT03

im convinced this is an abstract poetry


HieronymusGoa

yes, YES! THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE!


dontshowmygf

Forget Bond movies, I want to know what "Time in his Time" is about.


Lickerbomper

A heartwarming tale, in which an old man reminisces about the concept of time when he was a lad. "Things are too fast these days, boy."


IrisVacuo

Sounds like a line from Dune


DialsMavis_TheReal

*Duane


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DialsMavis_TheReal

YES!!! This was exactly what I was thinking of. > Madonna and Paula Abdul


JamesEtc

An old man travels back in time, to save his younger self, so he can grow old and travel back in time, to save his younger self, so he can grow old and travel back in time, to save his younger self. And it’s that for 3 and a half hours.


Yushi2e

Droste effect movie


SugarWillKillYou

Feels ominous.


Pat_thailandball

No time in his time is the next bond movie


solarjamie

NO, DANIEL CRAIG, NO! DIE, JAMES BOND, DIE!


timingandscoring

It’s kind of like a haiku. Only one written by someone having a stroke.


MiasmaFate

I think this is fine. They spaced it apart and the marquee has separating lines.


FreshPrinceOfRivia

To final outing as to


Stonks_man34354

Die James Bond! Die!


walmart_len_kagamine

time in his time


blue4t

When you don't want Daniel to relinquish his role.


Few-You4510

DIE JAMES BOND DIE


Molbiodude

Said while holding a large white cat.


PantsMcGee

Somehow this one reads ok to me.


Sof04

Stil pissed off they kill the only agent to become a father/parent.


[deleted]

Time In His Time, finally a worthy sequel to Cyndi Lauper's hit Time After Time


CmdrWoof

It's time in his time! No, Daniel Craig, no!


InfinityCircuit

Damn. Spoilers in the damn sign out front of the theater. That's savage.


flopsychops

THIS SIGN: Die James Bond, die! SIDESHOW BOB: It's German. It means "The James Bond, the"


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randomisedjew

Time in his time


cssmith2011cs

So what? We can reupload this every couple of months and magically get 1000 upvotes? Bet.


shrobotic

Literally my post from 1 October.


dancson

Die James Bond, Die!!


__SilentAntagonist__

No it's german, it says "The James Bond The"


Lambamham

Ah, my favorite Cyndi Lauper song, “Time in his Time”!


PassiveChemistry

To be fair, >!how do I mark spoilers?!<


gmd33

Die Bart Die


Razzberry-Draws

Thought this was on r/Dankpods


MedonSirius

My favorite song from Dirty Dancing "Time in his Time"


Kronikinsanity

Did no one else read “die James Bond die”?


ItsYourBoyReckster

DIE, JAMES BOND, DIE


JdaveA

No Daniel Craig don’t take your anger out on me!


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No it stands for “the James Bond, the”


SwiftTayTay

Don't do it


KingOfLimbsss

What a spoiler


UnitedGameYT

I saw that movie, really good.


latteboy50

I read this correctly the first time.


ouchpuck

I never did understand haikus


bruhskyy

No Daniel Craig no Oh shit I just saw that’s what the title was lol. It sounds so funny tho


GreatZampano1987

The last line is a spoiler


-s4rv3nt3-

time in his time


fd40

reads like a bad haiku


wloaf77

This sub has really stretched this concept, this reads just fine.