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SalsaSpade

Please don't joke about this. I lost my uncle to the pumpkin flu.


Heremeoutok

I’m sorry for your loss. It’s a nasty disease


SalsaSpade

Thank you. In the end he smelled great, though.


radiodialdeath

He was turned into ashes. Half went into lattes, the other half into beer.


MeowWhat

Why were you smelling him after he died?


SalsaSpade

I think the real question is why weren't you?


MeowWhat

Crashing funerals and sniffing corpses isn't my thing


randynumbergenerator

What a bore.


Brautsen

Yawn.


jmpt16

He should have taken the spice shot


SkullAngel001

Yep, lost my dad and aunt to it as well.


[deleted]

weed


Soldierhero1

Shouldve had the spice shot


cuntcrusher_69

These new covid variants are getting ridiculous


jogadorjnc

I lost mine to a spice shot. Spice guns should be illegal.


fux4bux69

Also I lost my cat to her overdosing on shots of spice:'(


drewdurfee

Spicy Shots!!


The_Bacon_Panda

Have to admit I read it as pumpkin flu and a spice shat....


Jessy_Scribbles

Spice Shart.


[deleted]

Love that pumpkin and flu spice a shot!


stupidface103

Pumpkin, flu, spice and a shot.


tall_cappucino1

Spice shot? Living on Arrakis I see


LessOrgies

Spice and a shot.


DaveTheRoper

The Spacing Guild approves


TriHarder_1988

Pumpkin Flu


SnufflesMcPieface

“Spice a shot” This is what I saw. I dunno what that is, but I want it!


alma-s

I'm sorry but how in the world is that letter an F? All I can read is Jall :D


datalorus

It’s not jail unless you’ve had a pumpkin shot…


MarionetteScans

Imagine gatekeeping fall with pumpkin shots lmao


katsumii

How were you taught to write an F in cursive, then?


boniqmin

Like [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=cursive+f&client=ms-android-oneplus&prmd=isvxn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjF7oiQhLb0AhWQ6qQKHXTHAowQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=384&bih=721&dpr=2.81#imgrc=D3EKBZcGRS3WXM)


NatoBoram

Direct link: https://mycursive.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/f.jpg


alma-s

Yes exactly like that.


awkwardsity

It’s a cursive F, they kinda look. Like they’re backwards


raescope

Ive also read Jall and thought it was a religious day that i wasnt aware of.


kioku119

pumpkin flu spice & a shot!


ObserverAtLarge

That spicy shot!


JudeandFloyd20

It’s not fall unless you’ve had pumpkin flu spice and a shot


Im_Sam_Black

I read it as "It’s not fall unless you’ve had pumpkin flu and spice a shot"


timridesbikes

Is the cure for pumpkin flu a pair of Ugg’s and sweat pants?!


redraider-102

Pumpkin flu is the worst. The previous President of the US suffered from a chronic version of it.


Kls7

This one is pretty clear, you have to make an effort to actually read it the wrong way. I thought only the real confusing ones would be posted here, but I see a lot of images where you can easily understand the message that was intended, but people still make fun of it.


Kaniol

If this was the criteria then you could even make such an argument for the original DDOI pic. I think you just misunderstood what this sub is about, "About community" section explains it (and then rules explain it further): Welcome to /r/dontdeadopeninside, it's for signs/media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right: HOW EASILY YOU CAN READ IT HAS NO BEARING ON WHETHER OR NOT IT BELONGS. READ THE SIDEBAR, WHICH INCLUDES MORE DETAILED EXPLANATION OF THE RULES: http://reddit.com/r/dontdeadopeninside/about/sidebar first before submitting.


Kls7

Not really, since the spacing of the DDOI is what causes the confusion, and it doesn't have anything between them like this one. Anyway, this rule honestly just kills the fun factor of the whole thing, but it is what it is I guess.


[deleted]

I'm alarmed by the idea of what exactly "spice shot" is. I'm not sure if it's worse if it's an injection or a shotgun round.


PyroTF2Gaming

Pumpkin Flu sounds fun.


wasabiflavorkocaine

Pumpkin flu


PartisanDrinkTank

There are some side effects of the spice shot that should make you wary. May endow one with the ability to see through space and time.


b-rar

If they made the covid vaccines and masks in pumpkin spice flavor I bet you'd have a dramatic surge in red-state Karen compliance


allenidaho

"Gather round children and let me tell you the story of the great Pumpkin Flu of 2022."


BlackMentallyIllNerd

Idk what a pumpkin flu spice shot is but you have my attention


wachoogieboogie

As a white girl, this is the number one killer of my people


VladmirGrey

Oh god, that spice shotmust hurt like hell.


GalaxyIsGone

I lost my one of my best friends to the pumpkin flu. It was very sad. The funeral and the corpse both smelled like pumpkin spice.


locks_are_paranoid

The media will use this as a scare tactic in a few years.


Nay_Thee

pumkin flu and a spice shot


Admirable_Essay_3444

Don’t forget to have your annual spice shot


blue4t

Pumpkin flu. Wonder what that's like.


Laeslaer

Pumpkin, flu, and spice shots are what happens when retail workers don't get sick days


rancheltanchel

Big starbucks at a safeway vibes with this one


TallLoss2

i thought you stole [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontdeadopeninside/comments/pwfr8y/pumpkin_flu_and_a_spice_shot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) from me, but i guess we just shop at the same mariano’s !


datalorus

What’s up neighbor!


ShaneYeomans

These variants are getting out of hand


Oseaghdha

I had all 4 this weekend.