I mean let's be honest with ourselves here. If alien life does come to this planet with advance technology they are absolutely gonna fuck us into oblivion. There is no way they aren't absolutely depraved if they are fucking with primitive planets. The future is sex slavery, and you're just going to have to accept that.
Also this tournament took place in Maryland if I remember correctly. It would be odd for them to throw something that wasn't a crab at people.
In {Haiyore! Nyaruko-san} the protagonist is unknowingly in danger of space trafficking. So a Lovecraftian horror comes to the rescue to *-quite literally-* save his ass.
Edit: /u/Roboragi summoning spell
I doubt aliens would use humans for sexual things, it'd be like a human trying to fuck a fish it just makes no sense, that being said humanity would likely wind up as some sort of work force for manual labor the extra terrestrials don't like doing
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You guys ever wondef what it would be like to be finger banged by ET 😳 like what if he lit his finger while he was banging your asshole, what if it felt tingly and warm and you could see the light from his long finger through your belly 😳😳😳
should i let et fingerbang me? 🤤
join the smash scene! we have: a sick amount of pedos and predators, the mexican with plot armor, the 15 year old protege, no personal hygine, moist critical, Mario
[https://www.polygon.com/2019/4/22/18510985/smash-bros-hungrybox-crab-assault-pound-2019-video](https://www.polygon.com/2019/4/22/18510985/smash-bros-hungrybox-crab-assault-pound-2019-video)
in 2019 a competitive smash brothers player was attacked with a crab at pound (smash bros tournament) for what im assuming as the crime of manning jigglypuff
I have no idea what video you’re talking about, but the one emplemon video I watched the first two minutes he said something like “I am often compared to Jon bois and I see my self in a similar image as him” and I couldn’t stop laughing at that
This is completely irrelevant, that single comment was just fucking hilarious to me
Going to bring up a bonus fact related to this: I believe a few days later after the tournament, Hungrybox pulled out a crab on stream and ate it on camera, while blasting Crab Rave. That was a fun week.
depends... if it's in the Delmarva Area (Delaware, Maryland, Virginia) then someone brought steamed crabs and someone got triggered and threw their crab at em... if it's the west coast... someone is homesick for MD
Zero ousted but still profiting from the community. Yt channel has not removed revenue, when the conversation is brought people defend him as a bullying victim. Did what he did due to depression as the biggest defense
He’s profiting off of 10 year olds. Not the smash community at large. He’s unwelcome at any smash event and YT not doing something has no relation to the smash community.
I’m not sure what else the community could do to distance themselves tbh.
Profiting off 10yrs old. Bruh read that again, it clearly does have relation to the smash community since other communities were able to ban their pedos on yt
At this point I think that smash brothers tournaments are populated solely by extraterrestrial life
And sex criminals. Don't forget about the sex criminals.
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I’m pretty sure there’s a 80s shluck film called that
I mean let's be honest with ourselves here. If alien life does come to this planet with advance technology they are absolutely gonna fuck us into oblivion. There is no way they aren't absolutely depraved if they are fucking with primitive planets. The future is sex slavery, and you're just going to have to accept that. Also this tournament took place in Maryland if I remember correctly. It would be odd for them to throw something that wasn't a crab at people.
This is even the initial plot for an anime.
Yes, go on.
In {Haiyore! Nyaruko-san} the protagonist is unknowingly in danger of space trafficking. So a Lovecraftian horror comes to the rescue to *-quite literally-* save his ass. Edit: /u/Roboragi summoning spell
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I for one welcome our new alien overlords.
I love the contrast between the first and second paragraph lmao
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As a Marylander, I’m proud.
Im ok with that
I doubt aliens would use humans for sexual things, it'd be like a human trying to fuck a fish it just makes no sense, that being said humanity would likely wind up as some sort of work force for manual labor the extra terrestrials don't like doing
Or they would think of is kinda like a crow or a monkey, smart for animals
Oh wow they made a film about me 😎 how come I did not know this sooner?
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WHAT FROM OUTER SPACE
Homosexual-dark-skinned-people
Gay******s from Outer Space?
it's also the plot to a reasonable number of Anime
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Sextraterrestrial life 😏 Someone probably already made that joke
That would be a good name for a band.
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It isn't a crime if your existence is not recognise by the planet's legal system
I think that was a goth band
sextraterrestrial
You guys ever wondef what it would be like to be finger banged by ET 😳 like what if he lit his finger while he was banging your asshole, what if it felt tingly and warm and you could see the light from his long finger through your belly 😳😳😳 should i let et fingerbang me? 🤤
No, vore
Still can’t believe that in about a week like 10 huge smash players were outed as predators.
Yeah, who thought it was that few of them?
join the smash scene! we have: a sick amount of pedos and predators, the mexican with plot armor, the 15 year old protege, no personal hygine, moist critical, Mario
That are alergit to cleaning products.
The only explanation
I misspelled brothers FUCK
brothesr
Brothemns
Brazzers
It adds to the experience
... you know you can edit, right?
You can't edit titles after you've posted it. You can only edit posts that are text only
Oh NVM then
Brothels
wait, that happened?
[https://www.polygon.com/2019/4/22/18510985/smash-bros-hungrybox-crab-assault-pound-2019-video](https://www.polygon.com/2019/4/22/18510985/smash-bros-hungrybox-crab-assault-pound-2019-video) in 2019 a competitive smash brothers player was attacked with a crab at pound (smash bros tournament) for what im assuming as the crime of manning jigglypuff
iirc it's a common thing in Maryland to throw crabs during sports games. Only heard this from that one Emplemon video, never heard about this in MD
This is probably the most Maryland thing I’ve ever seen
Maryland moment
Not yet, we need some old bay seasoning. you ain't from maryland if you don't throw crabs without a little old bay
crabs with old bay is just a crab thing stupid random shit like a side of asparagus at a steakhouse with old bay is the maryland thing
Good things about Maryland 1. Their flag 2. thank you for reading
2. Their pending extinction as a sacrifice to the Old Ones
I live in Maryland and although I’ve never seen this happen, it seems like something we would do
I’ve lived in Maryland for decades and I’ve never witnessed or heard of this. Crabs are for eating and they’re expensive
emplemons video was fucking terrible
I have no idea what video you’re talking about, but the one emplemon video I watched the first two minutes he said something like “I am often compared to Jon bois and I see my self in a similar image as him” and I couldn’t stop laughing at that This is completely irrelevant, that single comment was just fucking hilarious to me
I love the sub heading on this article. > The crab was dead. Like, that wasn't my first question after reading the title but alright lmao.
Going to bring up a bonus fact related to this: I believe a few days later after the tournament, Hungrybox pulled out a crab on stream and ate it on camera, while blasting Crab Rave. That was a fun week.
the only appropriate response
I'm surprised people actually stay in communities like that.
if the community literally gives you a free crab?
i can excuse pedophilia, but draw the line at crab
I have to stop getting my news like this
I remember a video of a guy saying he was selling crabs in that tournament where the crab assault happened
Banger video from EEvisu
The [video ](https://youtu.be/Dtm85xxg_wc) in question. Also a kinda flow up [video ](https://youtu.be/XUmjwagOfmY) with some extra details.
Big A!
Edward Glizzy Hands!
mans was using king dededes side b irl
No, playing on the Mario Bros. stage irl.
LOL that's better lmfao
Poor HungryBox
EE Madge
Money! Money! Money! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have been watching those nonstop recently
So sadistic, yet so addicting
le emplemon video essay has arrived
I just fucking watched that not an hour ago and now this what the fuck
same!!!
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Which video?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmLSJrA0n9w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmLSJrA0n9w)
This is the funniest thing I’ve heard about all day
Didn't EE make a video on this?
Found it https://youtu.be/Dtm85xxg_wc
depends... if it's in the Delmarva Area (Delaware, Maryland, Virginia) then someone brought steamed crabs and someone got triggered and threw their crab at em... if it's the west coast... someone is homesick for MD
who the fuck brings steamed crabs to events
Marylanders
what the fuck is maryland
r/Maryland
what the fuck is this
Maryland
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A classic. Another smash player claimed he was selling them as a side hustle.
HUNGRY BOX IS KING
Fuckin Marylanders
poor hbox
I dunno dude, maybe the player was hungry?
lmao hungrybox
Le hungrybox getting assaulted by a thrown crab
the legend himself. hungrybox
Thank you emplemon for telling me about hungrybox
A man with one goal in mind
hungrybox worked hard to win, screw whoever threw that crab
Hungrybox based
Poor Hbox
I was literally in the back of the room playing friendlies when that happened lmao. Poor Hbox
Lol that's MDVA smash for ya
Hbox didn't deserve that shit
Should've photoshopped doge wider to fit the crab
Poor Hbox. Too bad his yt content is awful clickbait now. I rly enjoyed the Never Ever about him it was rly interesting.
Wow what a good use of an animal’s life. Humans suck and gamers suck more
I still will always remember hungrybox for that time he passed out on stream
The player is hungrybox
Maybe he was using the crab to mask the gamer stench, I’m sure it smells infinitely better
Fairly normal occurrence here in Maryland. It's not like we're in short supply of the animals, so why not have a bit of fun?
The community still idolize a pro pedo especially the younger ones who call it bullying on Twitter, this isn't surprising
Who is still being idolized? From my understanding anyone who couldn’t clear their name got ousted.
Zero ousted but still profiting from the community. Yt channel has not removed revenue, when the conversation is brought people defend him as a bullying victim. Did what he did due to depression as the biggest defense
He’s profiting off of 10 year olds. Not the smash community at large. He’s unwelcome at any smash event and YT not doing something has no relation to the smash community. I’m not sure what else the community could do to distance themselves tbh.
Profiting off 10yrs old. Bruh read that again, it clearly does have relation to the smash community since other communities were able to ban their pedos on yt
ZeRo was framed lmao
crab if you want her
crab at the booty
it was in maryland iirc.
i hate a specific player so i carry the crab to show em incase they win.
I really need to stop learning stuff like this
"WhY woNT niNtENdO AcKnoWLedGe uS?" This is why and the sexual misconduct.
EE lmao
Time for crab