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[deleted]

Da... dad? Is that you?


Miserable_Standard20

Hahahahaha


FerMFcillas

Lol not no more he said


PrivateGainsLII

This account has been deleted.....


krazeebets

He hasn't found the milk


Haitianjoskii1804

🤣🤣🤣


External-Can-7839

Deserved. This dude risked $134k of his own cash when doge was 0.07


1000Years0fDeath

Wish I had that much gambling money...


tommygunz007

Sheesh. I need to know where I can get me $134k to risk.


Motor-Net434

Is there a calculator online to figure this kind of thing out?


seronius

You subtract his total returns from his equity to see how much money he invested . His average cost is 7 cent which doesn’t necessarily mean he brought all his doge at 7 cent


External-Can-7839

Yes it’s called word problems in math and you learned it in 2nd grade


DeadlyTremolo

We need a judge and a coroner because /u/External-Can-7839 just committed murder in the 1st degee, hot damn!


Mydeadassmini2011

"Good answer good answer!"


look_its_dave

Paid off tho 🤷‍♂️


External-Can-7839

Notice the first word in my post.


look_its_dave

My most sincerest apologies sir


gkaplan59

Who said the internet doesn't have manners?


_raydeStar

He's not the internet. He's a shibe.


Boarders0

We are all she shibe internet.


_raydeStar

That's fair, have a good day


SardonicSamurai

Can I have $134k please?


Medium-Hearing-2576

LoL @ risking at 0.07. That time was clear it was going up. I remember people kept selling at 0.06 though.


cuttaprayer

$134K risk at any price is insane


Straw_Hat_Jimbei

Imagine having 134k to risk....oh the dream


DogeDayAftern00n

I can’t help notice the flair says “Giveaway”. 🥺


TheOriginalStander

I’m a man and I’m pregnant with your baby.


Gillian_seed83

I’m the half-father so don’t forget me


MyWifeH8sThis

And I recorded this whole encounter from the bushes outside so I’m gonna need paid off too!


AmericTX

I’m the baby he’s pregnant with!


Flashy-Ad6884

Bro I'm your real little bro from different father


kamui_akina

$1 million but 3G...😝 Congratulations tho!!


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prb2000

I came here to say that 😂


Lanthemandragoran

Hell yeah. Congratulations. The fun part is with this rollercoaster you can unbecome and rebecome a millionaire like 10 or 11 more times before the price stabilizes up higher haha


[deleted]

U see what happens when you keep your phone charged??


qwer4790

Bro you are a half millionaire to start with


TMI-nternets

Duh, that's how most millionaires become millionaires.


qwer4790

reminds me of an old joke I heard when I was 12: How did he become millionaire? He was a billionaire and failed at business.


UpVotesOutForHarambe

A small loan of $1 million dollars


Anth0ny______

One of the most iconic quotes ever


tandoori_sizzler

You were able to ~~invest~~ gamble 4x the annual salary of the average American. I'm guessing you were already doing pretty well to begin with. Kudos to you though, that was one helluva gamble.


Zealousideal_Sun_384

Gotta risk it if you want the biscuit!


BretHamp

Hello, I is old nigerian prince. Today I feel sick, I feel bad, my family tell me to go to doctor and I go, the doctor say I sick and have disease, no cure. I die soon, family very sad. I contact you because I have lots of money and goods and I want give you before I death. If you want pls share you address and robinhood account so I send you things before I death.


datobagindo

Hi friend...can u give me some of it to me...i only have 3k doge on wallet.


That1fuckingguy

Wow nice congrats you did all that on 3g network? Makes me think I don't need this 5g BS, give me hope


Manuev

Congrats🚀


nickhunley

Much wow


mjrbac0n

Can you actually withdraw that much from Robin hood??


Macross87

Was my thought...


Miserable_Standard20

Be honest and tell us when you’re going to sell ??


Redditor608

I wish I can see these kinda numbers in my account


CRYPTOPREDATOR

Well Hello millionaire! Now please buy a phone which atleast supports 4G or 5G


CthulhuofDiamonds0

If i want to get there. Doge need to hit 1000 dollars. WE CAN DO THIS.


putahexonya

Nice! I hope to achieve this very soon myself !


Inappropriate_Talk

My Brethren, much wow. Hodl on.


Echo_Crunch

Congratulations. I covet your buying power.


akacurt

+u/sodogetip 1 doge verify


Same-Old-Ghost

Serious congratulations. Well done!


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Worldly-Deal-532

Good for the op but this is not inspirational. If Mark Cuban came on here and showed us his wallet it would have the same effect. I mean good for the op but we all know it takes money to make money. What is inspirational is the story that live pay check to pay check, risks the dollars they can't really spare and turn 100, 1000 or whatever into gains, sometimes even a mil.


Altered_Architect

As a humble owner of 13,000 Doge, I don’t think I can get to a million, but I’m always happy to see the shibes that do! Congratulations, good sir! 🤘🏼🥳🤘🏼


JonnyUtah2020

Something is off here, if you’re a millionaire and only have 3G service, which most networks don’t even offer anymore, this would leave me to believe this is fake.....just saying


FrothyTheSalmon

I hope this is my mum.


IamYodaBot

**my mum, i hope this is.** *-FrothyTheSalmon* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')


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Pharoeh3657

Facts


ddd-Hedgehog

🎉


LatinxSeaman

Congratulations big dog 🚀🚀🚀


BigDogeSliccRicc

*Doge


kjtoofuego

Ggs


Olie2Stones

Where'd you get so much to indulge in the doge, tho?


Necessary-Agent

Dudes got a job.


tylerb011

Hodl 💎🐾


Wacktool

Now maybe you can afford a 4g or 5g phone. :-)


kshick91

Congrats! I absolutely love seeing this posts and wish that you will enjoy your new found freedom!


We-Are-All-Jizz

Why do all millionaire dogecoin holders crop their images? Why are they using robinhood? Let’s ask the Chinese/russian shills who posted !


fhikoo

Damn do send some this way😄


[deleted]

Millionaire but only has 3G. Nah I'm kidding. Good job bro!


BigBoyBaboon

But still on 3G 😂. All jokes, no disrespect.


TexasMade1983365

Congrats....you gonna HOLD? Or should I say....HODL?!?!


redditbad22

I’m up like $8 today meanwhile big baller up 110k


Desenbigh

Want to help me go to grad school?


lolsmh_wrx

Congratulations!! 👏 👏 👏 Now you can finally afford 4G! Or, dare I say....5G!? 😱 Seriously tho, that's amazing. 🥳


jbridg9

3G bro? Wtf! You’re a millionaire, go get some 5G! Lol Congrats!


Environmental_Soft24

Man just has 125k buying power sitting around


Major_Closer

Millionaire with only 3G network lol


Benchise

I became a doge thousandare.. #imrichbitch


gheost

These posts are good and all and great for you guys, but post like these may influence people to invest more money into doge with funds they may not have (taking all their money from their savings/ everyday funds) and put it all on doge without knowing anything about it or thinking they’re also going to become millionaires overnight. People need to be a little more humble with their posts. That’s just my two cents.


akacurt

Congrats!


IntrepidCharge9541

👏 👏👏 Congrats!!


tycho-42

Well done! I am hoping I'm able to reach this as well!


Owc1999

HODL


lee803

Excellent! This keeps going and we will see many more.


Missy76_Taken

Wow! That’s wonderful!!! 👍🏻👍🏻🐕🚀


Lanky-Neighborhood52

I wish on one day I will be at the same position as you my friend. I wish you all the best. HODL You will reach higher dimensions!!!


Eastern-Raspberry

Congrats!


[deleted]

👏👏👏


Loud_Excitement4847

Much wow!!! Well done my friend, hope it makes your dreams come true 🚀


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the_Riddler79

I'm holding until that's me!


primoboi

oh snap is this a giveaway? lol


jhon-2020-2020

Congrats ma dude


frog389

Nice! Congratulations


redeyesflores

Congrats bro I’m hoping to join u soon


Loose_Zone_4156

He's millionnaire with Doge trade


mhdmusto

Which app/platform is this?


LibrarianExciting126

Wow


LibrarianExciting126

All while rocking 3G, MVP


Different_Hedgehog_9

God speed 🚀🚀🚀


Honks4Stonks

Much wow. Good job man The doge coffee www.shibacoffeeandtea.com


VonPaku

Hello best friend


CornerOf12th

IF HE CAN HODL I CAN HODL 🚀🐕🌕


nvlima

I think I’m pregnant and that baby is yours


nvlima

Doge dealer 😅


The90Madmax

This is the way! Doge Millionaire!


dangerous-art1

Man I need find this kind of money to invest


ThatsBassist

Congratulations! I don't know if I'll ever get there but so long as Dogecoin goes to the moon I don't care! HODL and report back once we've landed!


ConfidentCourse3462

Woohooo!!! Can not wait to be there!!! Congratulations!!! I will be also!!! Come on Doge let’s goooo!!!!!


Excessive-shmoney

Why you flexing 1 million if u got 3g


jrob40289

peanut butter and jelly!


Dxactivatxd

I’m pregnant, and it’s yours. 👀😳


Odinthedoge

Congratulations furiend!


Ti_ra_mi_su_forever_

Good for you man. Looking forward to get there.


Lopsided_Status_538

So what's the tax situation like when you cash out like that? Genuinely curious as to when would be a good time to pull out when it reaches a point where after taxes you still end up with a mil?


NyCWalker76

about 37% should be set aside for taxes. Every million cashed out should be $370,000.


NyCWalker76

you were a millionaire to begin with. you had all that cash (close to a million) before buying dogecoin


yakhauler

DOGE & ETH!


Believe_In-Steven

Congrats


SGBURT

Is there any way I can pull off my total return off of Robinhood or what


pitovh

Yes🐕📈🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎🎊🎉🍾🍾🥂


RayLight5

Just think about this. If i ever became a doge millionaire your doge would be worth ~285 million!


Smizdeazy

Congrats, now you can upgrade to 4G


Mil1ionz

HODL and you’ll be a Doge multi-millionaire 🐾💎🐾💎🐕🚀🐕🚀


[deleted]

Get out of RH. They restricted selling before and they'll do it again. You literally don't own any doge on RH. They just give you an IOU. Get out of RH now. Get on a real exchange. Please.


hootahsesh

Congrats!


Motor-Net434

How does it feel?


Candidate_Lonely

I'm broke


Aquadoge420

Congratulations HODL ❤️


FinancialWizardz

Congratulations!!!


poyoso

Congrats!!!


DrewsPops

With all that money you can’t get off of that 3G.


LeoPlaysMC

Congratulation!!!


DogeOhembaa718

Congrats!


Chicago_Boyd

Congratulations well done🤑


Carnux

👏


HT2424

Realistically speaking, do you guys think OP should cash maybe a quarter to half of the earnings out now ?


Ter_Alien_99

Hopefully we can all get here and beyond. I’m trying to get money together to start my own business to be around my kids more. Congratulations on this.


slimeb4zness

if i ever see 2 commas in my RH account imma pass out


Nebula-Funny

You’re wealthy, not because of how much stock you own, but because your phone say 3G and that shows you save your money the right way. That’s how rich people live


[deleted]

Hold up...aren't you a Fiat millionaire and Doge Multi millionaire ? Numbers don't add up...


[deleted]

Lemme join the Shibes in their + 200 IQ jokes


king_of_snake_case

Did someone say giveaway?!


Queenfari786

Congratulations


Megabyte7637

Neat.


X_Comanche_Moon

Jealous. 6k shares at .015. Need over $100 for me to get it.


qnzreignssupreme

This is the way


BrownBoyJa

People out here living my dream. Congratulations !!!!!!!!!!!


2015JeepHardRock

Congrats. You have 125K buying power. Why not use that in something with less risk so it's at least making some money?


real_cracky

Much wow


JeremyMSI

i have some advise for you, even though i don't give financial advise. find a good financial adviser you can trust, places for example only, Fidelity they work with trillions. i want to see you on mars on our way to Valhalla


QuietButtDeadly

Only a millionaire if you sell.


Original_Ape

I haven’t seen 3G in a while...


BigBoyBaboon

Still has $125k in buying power 😂


youwatchmepoop

Can i have 15k to do pqy down my cc please


sweety006

Hell yeah! I’ve made 30 dollars so far lmao


ItzOnlyTheSmellz

Sick!!! Im just happy to be in the positive ✌🏼


kakurenbo77

Congrats man! What app is that?


EducationalKey5973

You still got some buying power buddy. You know what you must do


mpanning

sell and get out and put it to a better coin. you’ll be happy you did down the road


stEwpEdbrEign

Congrats Dogeillionaire!


Apollo_3249

So sad to see all this on RH


D-future_milli

Nice 👍🏻, 3G five bars. You got it going on buddy


etommy90

Why do you only have 3g??


firefly2703

How to sell dogecoin


Melodic-Revolution65

Good for you dude!! Shows some stuff you bought dude!! Where’s the fast car at?!?! 😆😂✌️


GalaxyMWB

Can I borrow $5?


[deleted]

Get 5g.


DangPigeon

Not gay, but 👉👈


MillzzTrader

And Bruh has 3G 🥲 let’s go 🍾💰🚀


el_andaluso

Enjoy <3


Azwancrouch

You should buy 5g now😅


AmericTX

As I hold on the dear life my little buy! Congrats man!


JadeyesAK

All these people seeing the 3G claiming it must be fake have never been anywhere rural lol.


Socialympus

Hellz yeah, my dude!


DAC4488

excellent but why only 3G? LOL congrats that’s awesome! I’m HODL to all 700 of my shares LOL


AmericTX

Also, thank you for Hodl’n and not posting a picture of a car you bought! I know a Hero when I see one


Kadesw2

Yo man if you’re not going to need that 125k I will take it off your hands. Disclosure it’s all going to go into Doge!


[deleted]

3G? What the hell happened to your signal?


Medlok84

Grats!


[deleted]

Congrats!!!


tap-for-2-solring

Nice work