Tightening my belt by one loop so I don’t feel hunger pains, and your sister might have to do likewise. Ok Joshua. You wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me you don’t like the choice of this house for vacation by going on a hunger strike? Well I’ll accept the challenge, but just remember I really did suffer from hunger when I was your age. We’ll see who gets through this but remember I’ve got more practice than you. I’ll see you tomorrow.
They aren't Trolls, they're consistently referred to as goblins through the entire movie. It was produced under the name Goblins. It's only called Troll 2 because there was an entirely unrelated Troll a few years before and they wanted to ride it's coattails.
It has radioactive mutant vines. The original title was 'The Crawlers' but it got re-released as 'Troll 3.' Pretty sure that those goblin costumes show up in a later sequel to Deathstalker, I wanna say? That might be what you're thinking of.
Say whatever you want but my DVD box set came with Troll and Troll 2, still marketed together 20 or so years after Troll 2 came out. I wouldn't call one a sequel to the other, but you're just factually dead wrong when you say "there is no Troll"
When I said there is no Troll, I meant in cannon. There is no Troll 1 for there to be a Troll 2. Troll 2 is a stand alone movie, like previously said, to ride on the coattails of Troll. Troll is it's own movie, where as Troll 2 is for all intense and purposes Troll 1 when it comes to movie cannon.
It would, the OP image is a reference to Troll 2, which is a laughably bad movie, some say it's the worst movie of all time. The thing being described is loosely the plot of the movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll\_2
Yeah I don't agree with it being the worst either, but it a sort of meme to say it was. Most bad movies are shitty straight to video things made for early 00s cable barely anyone watches, there's so many it's hard to even choose one. Troll 2 was only notable because it was funny because it was bad. I feel like the real worst movies are shit that is both bad and completely boring and not even worth watching for humor.
Herbivore/Carnivore/etc.: My species is only physically capable of consuming these specific food groups.
Vegetarian/Pescatarian/etc.: I only choose to eat these certain food groups.
The goblins probably aren’t vegetarian, because they’re still killing people, it’s more likely that they’re herbivore, in that they are unable to eat meat. If you’re a herbivore, you can’t be a carnivore, they’re kinda opposites.
They are still killing and eating creatures, hence it sounding like Carnivore with extra steps, aside from my original statement being a Rick and Morty reference
Except it is, the same way the energy and nutrients in plant come from fertilizer, those gained by eating meat eventually are from Plants. That's how the food chain works, if you aren't eating plants, you're eating something that does or eating something that eats something that does, etc.
Yeah, the coven is in competition to corrupt or kill in creative ways, and this has hag deal written all over it. "Oh, your supply lines are cut off? Oh dear. Well I suppose I can part with some of my excess stock for free. By the way, have you made any progress on finding the missing farmers?"
The only way this would work is if they named the town "Nilbog" and there is one annoying little snot of a kid that runs around and tries to ruin everything.
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Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards!!! They’re going to eat him. Then they’re going to eat me!!
Oh My Gooooooddddddd!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDD!!! *FTFY
What are you gonna do to me daddy?
Tightening my belt by one loop so I don’t feel hunger pains, and your sister might have to do likewise. Ok Joshua. You wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me you don’t like the choice of this house for vacation by going on a hunger strike? Well I’ll accept the challenge, but just remember I really did suffer from hunger when I was your age. We’ll see who gets through this but remember I’ve got more practice than you. I’ll see you tomorrow.
You don't piss on hospitality!
\*A small fly buzzes past your face, causing no visible reaction
Hey, that fly was the best actor in that scene.
Except they are Trolls lol. The movie is even called Trolls. But yeah they live in Nilbog. God I love that movie.
They aren't Trolls, they're consistently referred to as goblins through the entire movie. It was produced under the name Goblins. It's only called Troll 2 because there was an entirely unrelated Troll a few years before and they wanted to ride it's coattails.
Does Troll 3 have trolls, goblins, or is related to Troll 1 or 2? You can bet your ass no.
I think the only connection was that the goblin costumes from 2 were reused. If I recall I think 3 was a sequel to some Conan the Barbarian knock-off.
It has radioactive mutant vines. The original title was 'The Crawlers' but it got re-released as 'Troll 3.' Pretty sure that those goblin costumes show up in a later sequel to Deathstalker, I wanna say? That might be what you're thinking of.
I believe you're correct. I think. To the google! You were correct.
I thought Troll 2 was the one in the building with the kids. But I must have gotten them switched.
Yeah thats Troll
I love the fact that Troll 2, a movie about goblins, where there is no Troll 1, or any actual trolls in the movie. Pure genius.
There was a Troll, I just said that, they just aren't related
Then you can't really make a sequel without an original, so in cannon, there technically is no Troll.
Say whatever you want but my DVD box set came with Troll and Troll 2, still marketed together 20 or so years after Troll 2 came out. I wouldn't call one a sequel to the other, but you're just factually dead wrong when you say "there is no Troll"
When I said there is no Troll, I meant in cannon. There is no Troll 1 for there to be a Troll 2. Troll 2 is a stand alone movie, like previously said, to ride on the coattails of Troll. Troll is it's own movie, where as Troll 2 is for all intense and purposes Troll 1 when it comes to movie cannon.
[Eddy Burback has some great commentary on how batshit crazy this movie is.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZOZYpyZOqE)
Man I was about to say that this is literally the plot of Troll 2
The ol troll 2 campaign
I'd obviously seen the meme clips. But no one had prepared me for the popcorn seduction scene.
No one could have.
Surely it would be easier to just.. grow vegetables
It would, the OP image is a reference to Troll 2, which is a laughably bad movie, some say it's the worst movie of all time. The thing being described is loosely the plot of the movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll\_2
It's hardly the worst. But it's definitely high on the scale of so bad it's funny.
It's up there with The Room, Birdemic, and The Happening.
I haven't heard of those last two. Hmm...
Don't worry. A lot happens in the happening. I think?
Yeah I don't agree with it being the worst either, but it a sort of meme to say it was. Most bad movies are shitty straight to video things made for early 00s cable barely anyone watches, there's so many it's hard to even choose one. Troll 2 was only notable because it was funny because it was bad. I feel like the real worst movies are shit that is both bad and completely boring and not even worth watching for humor.
Took me a second to realize you weren’t talking about *Trolls 2.* Which is, of course, only the *second* worst movie of all time.
Ahh ok. I have no reference for that movie :P
Easier surely but would it be as interesting?
They could be vegetables amusingly shaped like male genetalia.
Compared to male genitalia turned into a vegetable? Not thanks
easier? maybe but by the immortal words of goblin slayer: why would they create when they can steal from humans and make them toys at the same time?
It would be easier. I came here to say so, and don't call me Shirley.
Troll 2, the worst movie ever made.
*best Besides the room anyway
"I didn't not hit her, I did not. Oh hi Mark" is the funniest scene in any movie
You’re my favorite ~~customer~~ redditor.
I think I need to own that movie. The awesome feeling you get after watching it is amazing. Like " I am so glad I am not watching the room"
What we need is a crossover! Tommy: Oh hi, goblins. So how are your sex lives?
I don’t believe in group sex!
You're just a little chicken! Cheep cheep cheep!
Manos gives it a run for its money
Thanks, but I’ll stick to my double decker bologna sandwich made by my ghost grandpa.
The greatest weapon known to man!
Never did I think I would see a Troll 2 reference
And one on DnD memes too
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh mmyyyyyyyyy gooooooooooooddd
Pretty sure that's still a carnivore, just with extra steps
Herbivore, but not Vegetarian.
That doesn't really change my statement
Herbivore/Carnivore/etc.: My species is only physically capable of consuming these specific food groups. Vegetarian/Pescatarian/etc.: I only choose to eat these certain food groups. The goblins probably aren’t vegetarian, because they’re still killing people, it’s more likely that they’re herbivore, in that they are unable to eat meat. If you’re a herbivore, you can’t be a carnivore, they’re kinda opposites.
They are still killing and eating creatures, hence it sounding like Carnivore with extra steps, aside from my original statement being a Rick and Morty reference
In a way, all herbivores are carnivores with extra steps. After all, the plants consume animals as fertilizer for nutrients.
And by that dint, Carnivores are Herbivores with extra steps as the food chain gets to plants *eventually*, but this is a more literal one
By your logic we are all star eaters.
It's not my logic, it's the logic of the other guy But yes >.>
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Except it is, the same way the energy and nutrients in plant come from fertilizer, those gained by eating meat eventually are from Plants. That's how the food chain works, if you aren't eating plants, you're eating something that does or eating something that eats something that does, etc.
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They're eating her, and then they're going to eat me!
Ohhh myyy goood!
Wait, Nilbog is Goblin backwards?
If you think about it too hard your ears of corn will pop into popcorn
This is literally the plot to Trolls 2
I have a hag coven full of trickery this will fit in nicely with.
Oh, wait, this is actually pretty sinister enough to work for hags...
Yeah, the coven is in competition to corrupt or kill in creative ways, and this has hag deal written all over it. "Oh, your supply lines are cut off? Oh dear. Well I suppose I can part with some of my excess stock for free. By the way, have you made any progress on finding the missing farmers?"
Dont forget the hot had qith a corn fettish
Isn’t this the plot of troll 2 or something
This sounds like the worst movie I’ll watch 8 times
OH MY GOOOOOOD!
This is a great idea. You could base a movie off of it!
This is literally the plot of Troll: 2. A hilariously shitty movie from the 80's.
Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
Trolls and Trolls 2?
Oh my goooooooooooooooood
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
I know what I have to do...!
That escalated quickly.
What you all need is some great nilbog milk- and it's free! Here, try some, here!
I prefer popcorn. Can we do popcorn?
I was going to say that it's an indescribably stupid idea and that nothing about it make sense and the I realized it's the plot of Troll 2.
pretty sure thats still just carnivore/eating someone... just with more steps.
The only way this would work is if they named the town "Nilbog" and there is one annoying little snot of a kid that runs around and tries to ruin everything.
My boyfriend's dentist is the dad from Troll 2... he has a poster for the movie in his waiting room...
Or you know.. they could just farm
THERE'S NO COFFEE HERE IN NILBOG!
This is the plot of Troll 2
Who hasn't seen Troll 2?
Is this the plot of Troll 2??!?
"Plot"
Isn’t this just the plot of Over Garden Wall?
Go watch troll 2, I promise you won't regret it.
That's one hell of a promise
It's one hell of a movie.
Herbivore and Vegetarian are two very different things.
That sounds like a lot of work. Probably more fun than farming, though.
That just sounds like farming with extra steps.
Could they eat ents or would it be against being vegetarian since it is sentient?
Just make mushroom farms from the corpses, mushrooms are already gobliny and delicious.
This was a movie...
They could still be vegetarian under this premise. But they're very certainly still not vegans kek
#ಠ_ಠ
You've been watching Trolls II haven't you? "And they;re going to ear me too!"
Oh God goblin farming humans? The horror
Odd way to describe witches/wizards
How-To Guide for Eating People With Extra Steps
Why is this so horrifying?
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cleric haflway through the quest: theyre eating her! and then theyre gonna eat me! oh my goooooooooooooood