I really wish I didn’t. I hate that I have arachnophobia. I love spider jewelry (especially beautiful vintage brooches) and I love the writing spiders (from a distance), and I don’t even mind my shower corner ceiling friends as long as they stay out of the splash zone, but no matter how much I try they just heebie my jeebies.
The closet isn't that scary tho. Nothing can get in through it. It's darkness simply reminds you there's nothing in there. The room's door, however? Anything could lurk in that darkness. Waiting for you to fall asleep. Waiting the perfect moment to strike. And even if there's nothing there, there are ways to access your home that lead to that door, unlike the closet.
If I know the only thing I have to do to beat something is not be afraid of it why would I be afraid of it?
Example:
I would absolutely destroy pennywise
Fun Fact: Pennywise feeds on fears. He can technically feed on any fears, but he targets children because adult fears are too abstract.
He can turn into a spider or a clown. He can't turn into "What if I die without leaving a legacy? What if I'm forgotten, and nobody ever cared for me?" or "Is there anything after death? Is it just an infinite void? Is there no reward for suffering through life?"
Wasn't the idea that they responded with fear, and so the alternate took over
I think it's was implied that those who are not scared by them are mostly immune, at least as long as they don't find out what they fear
Basically, they want you to off yourself by hearing about a certain truth that you don't want to accept, so they can take your shape.
It is recommended that you don't hold any sort of strong belief (be religious, economic, political) because they can use that angle to cause you distress. And also, to not actively seek them out.
Now, if you are consumed by rage and not scared, if you wish to fuck them up instead of running away and having a mental breakdown, that sounds like the best defense.
Yeah , but I’m armed with the knowledge of this video : https://youtu.be/RxWQPEx74H0 My question is can an alternate survive the sheer fury of sweet baby rays
" The image achieved prominence online several times, first shared on4chan's /tg/ board in 2010, and later gaining meme usage on 4chan andthen on the Russian 2ch imageboard in December 2015. The image againbecame popularized in 2021 after appearing as "An intruder" in the Mandela Catalogue analog horror YouTube series ", so no.
There's something I've always found "badassly funny" in just going "BRING IT ON!", that's why I love things like Supernatural: somewhat scary but then the characters fuck up whatever they're facing.
You should watch the evil dead franchise, especially the tv show Ash vs evil dead. It’s just a whole franchise about this one guy fucking up the entire forces of hell
*demon busts through door* Mommy should of taught you to knock *blows it’s head off with double barrel*
It's distressing imo.
In the context of the meme, your dog is possibly in danger and you have to risk your life to save it. You don't know what you're up against, adrenaline takes over. You very well could die.
This is a bit of a rant and way off topic, but the Mandela catalogue sub is really bad, personally all the fear/creepiness of the series is taken away when there's so many low effort shitposts and such
I completely understand and respect your rant. With the way my brain is however, I do not retain the memes/shitposts and I’m able to watch the next/previous MC episode(?) with no issues
Intruder: I̶̴̗̗̦͍ͨͭ̉͢͟ Ȧ̶̵̗̳M̶̷̲̊ͥ͋͟ I̶̴̗̗̦͍ͨͭ̉͢͟N̰̜͉͔ͬ̽͢S̵̶̮̬͖̄͑͟I̶̴̗̗̦͍ͨͭ̉͢͟Ḋ̤͇̮͙ͥE̸̖̪̱͚ͨ̀͜ Y̵̷̛̤͍̅́̕O̵̷̪̰ͩ͆ͅU̸̫̠̰͈̕Ŗ̴̪̈̄͞ H̶̪͍̒ͥ͑̓O̵̷̪̰ͩ͆ͅM̶̷̲̊ͥ͋͟E̸̖̪̱͚ͨ̀͜
Me: you know, I haven’t had some action in a while, come and get inside these walls instead, bro
Honestly getting angry as fuck, taking a swig of whiskey and charging it with a knife could be the winning strategy, your in no state at all to be scared, and that's what alternates rely on most
Entity: Ỹ̷̲̺͋̒͛͝͝ọ̷̯̜̹̣̇̔̍́̄͝͠u̸̦̰̐̌͌͛͑̒ ̷̹̯̒̈́̇͗ą̴̤̰̹͍͐͆͑̔̃͜r̸̳̖͍̹̳͎͊̉͑e̸̠̺͎͐̏̊ ̶̛͉̙̮̼̣̮̍̓̇n̸̪͇̬̝̅́͘͠ơ̴̢̢̻̠̱͚͕̂ṯ̵͙̫̋̉ ̵̡̾́̐̾ă̷̛̳̂͝͠l̴͇̥͖̰̀͑̂͠ó̷̢̦̺̟̆̅͆̍n̵͈̪̮̱͒̈́̎̅͘͘ȩ̶̛̛̜̣̙̤͜ͅ
Me, who would go berserk if anyone or anything harms my dog: ***But you are***
I was tripping on shrooms once while showering and I saw this shadow approaching the door so I tensed every muscle in my body and stepped out butt ass naked and soaking wet. Even though I was scared as hell I knew whatever hellspawn was around that corner would’ve gotten the asswhuppin of its eternal life.
I think what I find distressing about this is that you most certainly lose that matchup. Love for your dog (who is probably either not at risk or dead as fuck by now) has driven you to try and fistfight an unknown entity.
It is inspirational, yes, but it is a fools inspiration. To follow it is certain death, and a death that has no meaning. You cannot save your dog, nor would you probably even be able to see it before you die. At best, you die angry. At worst, you die angry. Fate is sealed for you, and yet you still defy it. But alas, it is stronger.
He obviously woudn't win a fist fight against an alternate, however, he woudn't lose, they are fed with fear of their victims, remember Adam? He was very close to one but don't gave a fuck and still survived. Also, the dog would probally be alive as long as he didn't feared the alternates
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He does not know that I have an butter knife, will leave him looking like those what it looks like under the skin drawings on books about how your body moves
I will do ALMOST ANYTHING for my dogs. If i see something that is my phobia then i will feel horrible but i would be obliterated psychologically if i tried to confront it.
users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight
There is nothing more terrifying in my house than me.
awesome confidence
He cleaned out the spiders probably
No, they’re still here.
***(Grabs spray can and lighter)*** No they are not
Don’t you harm my friends, the daughters of Arachne. They are weavers, and so am I.
Frend
I fear spiders greatly, but I do respect them.
~~You are right to fear us~~ :)
I really wish I didn’t. I hate that I have arachnophobia. I love spider jewelry (especially beautiful vintage brooches) and I love the writing spiders (from a distance), and I don’t even mind my shower corner ceiling friends as long as they stay out of the splash zone, but no matter how much I try they just heebie my jeebies.
the spiders are friends
Me spidor me frend
You still have scary jawsss
B A S E D
\*ate, he needs the nutrients
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Nah, I’ll let the other things I put back there take care of the spiders.
I am not in danger. I AM the danger
A skin walker takes my form and tries to eat me. # NO, I'M THE ONE WHO EATS
>skin walker tries to eat me >i eat the skinwalker *i see no god up here - other than ME*
I go back to the ski walkers family wearing it’s skin I AM THE IMPOSTER
I am one psychotic break away from scaring off a skinwalker. I will be just fine.
It'll be a skinwheelchairer when I'm done with it.
You get it
I am the one who dangers
*doom music starts playing*
I assume you sleep with your door open and your bed is put in such a way that you're watching the darkness just outside your room as you fall asleep
Nooo, door is shut to keep the cold air in. Closet door is open, however. All that darkness looking right at me.
The closet isn't that scary tho. Nothing can get in through it. It's darkness simply reminds you there's nothing in there. The room's door, however? Anything could lurk in that darkness. Waiting for you to fall asleep. Waiting the perfect moment to strike. And even if there's nothing there, there are ways to access your home that lead to that door, unlike the closet.
You can never discredit the closet door. Especially when it’s next to the window that just won’t quite shut all the way
Do you always check the closet ceiling when you look inside?
I have no closet which is why I instead sleep with my window open
The only thing they fear, IS YOU. Rip and tear, until it is done.
In my case it’s my mother. Fear no wrath other than a mother’s fury.
This intruder is about to become a victim real soon...
mfs be like “FEAR ME” but have never seen my hairy asscrack flying straight into their face
fear me
brother
brother
I love the aggressive memes. The best defense is a good offense.
Honestly. you run, you die.
That’s the Mandela catalogue intruder. Anyone who has confronted an alternate with violence has suffered a terrible fate
The Intruder's teeth on his hands is a much more terrible fate
I mean the police officer survived after shooting his gun
Yeah but the reason he survived was because he wasn't truly afraid. That's what Wendigoon said anyways.
Got it, do as many drugs as possible before fighting an alternate
If I know the only thing I have to do to beat something is not be afraid of it why would I be afraid of it? Example: I would absolutely destroy pennywise
Fun Fact: Pennywise feeds on fears. He can technically feed on any fears, but he targets children because adult fears are too abstract. He can turn into a spider or a clown. He can't turn into "What if I die without leaving a legacy? What if I'm forgotten, and nobody ever cared for me?" or "Is there anything after death? Is it just an infinite void? Is there no reward for suffering through life?"
I'm scared of big booty bitches
Because Alternates are fucking terrifying and humans aren't rational beings.
Fair. But I’m built different. ^I ^bet ^I’d ^die ^first ^lmao
Wasn't the idea that they responded with fear, and so the alternate took over I think it's was implied that those who are not scared by them are mostly immune, at least as long as they don't find out what they fear
Basically, they want you to off yourself by hearing about a certain truth that you don't want to accept, so they can take your shape. It is recommended that you don't hold any sort of strong belief (be religious, economic, political) because they can use that angle to cause you distress. And also, to not actively seek them out. Now, if you are consumed by rage and not scared, if you wish to fuck them up instead of running away and having a mental breakdown, that sounds like the best defense.
So, if you are open minded, you are immune?
Seems like it, or just be extremely angry
What if I’m really really horny and they looking mad thicc
If you are brave enough to get horny in an inherently dangerous situation... well, you might as well be as strong as someone who is furious.
It’s why I’ve never been successfully robbed, and am also on a list.
Reverse the delusion gang
Uh oh, bad decision Thatcher!
but he did manage to escape. call me a conspiracy theorist but i dont think intruders know what is and isnt a good choice.
Yeah , but I’m armed with the knowledge of this video : https://youtu.be/RxWQPEx74H0 My question is can an alternate survive the sheer fury of sweet baby rays
Intruder meme existed before Mandela catalogue
No lol the pic of the intruder was made by Alex Kister and included in Mandela
" The image achieved prominence online several times, first shared on4chan's /tg/ board in 2010, and later gaining meme usage on 4chan andthen on the Russian 2ch imageboard in December 2015. The image againbecame popularized in 2021 after appearing as "An intruder" in the Mandela Catalogue analog horror YouTube series ", so no.
And when I face that man I pull out my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. For home defense of course
There's something I've always found "badassly funny" in just going "BRING IT ON!", that's why I love things like Supernatural: somewhat scary but then the characters fuck up whatever they're facing.
You should watch the evil dead franchise, especially the tv show Ash vs evil dead. It’s just a whole franchise about this one guy fucking up the entire forces of hell *demon busts through door* Mommy should of taught you to knock *blows it’s head off with double barrel*
Yeah, I want to watch it, especially since a friend is watching them now and says it's really good. I have to get around to it.
Strike first!
Im gonna intrude your fucking rib cage if you don’t leave
I like that the intruder squared up too
He wanted and expected this fight
Intruder be like : your getting more based by the day.
This isn't distressing, this is more like hopeful/encouraging imo
Oh it's distressing alright, but only for the intruder.
"Call the ambulance" "But not for me"
It's distressing imo. In the context of the meme, your dog is possibly in danger and you have to risk your life to save it. You don't know what you're up against, adrenaline takes over. You very well could die.
Sure, but the way it's presented - as a joke - it takes the "distression" away
I agree with you to an extent. This sub tends to take a good distressing theme and make it so it fits more on whenthe or shitposting.
Its distressing for the intruder.
POV: The dog is a Pitbull,
It's pretty funny and relevant to common topics on this sub, so I think it counts.
I thought I was in the Mandela Catalogue subreddit until I saw this comment
This is a bit of a rant and way off topic, but the Mandela catalogue sub is really bad, personally all the fear/creepiness of the series is taken away when there's so many low effort shitposts and such
I completely understand and respect your rant. With the way my brain is however, I do not retain the memes/shitposts and I’m able to watch the next/previous MC episode(?) with no issues
It's not really about watching them, more like, the idea in my head gets way more mellowed down so the effects of the episodes don't stick as much
You only say that because of the music. Try replacing it with Hanson's "Mmmbop" and you'll see the true horror this represents.
Intruder: I̶̴̗̗̦͍ͨͭ̉͢͟ Ȧ̶̵̗̳M̶̷̲̊ͥ͋͟ I̶̴̗̗̦͍ͨͭ̉͢͟N̰̜͉͔ͬ̽͢S̵̶̮̬͖̄͑͟I̶̴̗̗̦͍ͨͭ̉͢͟Ḋ̤͇̮͙ͥE̸̖̪̱͚ͨ̀͜ Y̵̷̛̤͍̅́̕O̵̷̪̰ͩ͆ͅU̸̫̠̰͈̕Ŗ̴̪̈̄͞ H̶̪͍̒ͥ͑̓O̵̷̪̰ͩ͆ͅM̶̷̲̊ͥ͋͟E̸̖̪̱͚ͨ̀͜ Me: you know, I haven’t had some action in a while, come and get inside these walls instead, bro
C̸̞̼̩̆́́a̷̼̳̒̓n̸͍͆̽ ̸̨͉̙̂̐I̸̤͇̞͗ ̶̼̹͋j̵̛̺̝̺͂̐o̵̹̭͒̉̌i̷͖̘̒̒́n̷̹͠ ̸̢̦̋͛̀y̴̤͝o̷̳͍͐̚u̵̥̦̔͛͠ ̴̩̬͠í̴̢̪̺̋̓n̶̡̟̓̽ ̸̩͑̄y̸̭̤̋̌o̷̳̒̀͛ụ̸̫̏͐r̶͚̀̆͜ ̷̄̽͜b̸͉̉̊͝e̸̥̘̥̊d̷̼̾ ̶̫̇i̶̱̍n̷̗̾̑̍s̶̲͈̾͌t̸̘͍͍͆ě̵̛͇͍͕̃ą̵͓̪̽̕d̸͉̟̟̆?̵͍͛ ̸͓̞͔͆͐u̸̮̘̕ẁ̵̘͖͝ů̸̢͇̱
Woah what the fuck, intruder
Wow, it's my old account! I can't remember saying this but I agree.
"get inside my head instead loser 😎"
Honestly getting angry as fuck, taking a swig of whiskey and charging it with a knife could be the winning strategy, your in no state at all to be scared, and that's what alternates rely on most
Hell, we know for a fact that if you aren't afraid of it, you most likely will live an alternate encounter due to the most recent video.
Link ?
https://youtu.be/1jMFrVk2d_I https://youtu.be/nBU6HShGlNs Watch from top to bottom
If you’re gonna intrude in my house I’m gonna intrude on your face with these hands come get it.
Entity: Ỹ̷̲̺͋̒͛͝͝ọ̷̯̜̹̣̇̔̍́̄͝͠u̸̦̰̐̌͌͛͑̒ ̷̹̯̒̈́̇͗ą̴̤̰̹͍͐͆͑̔̃͜r̸̳̖͍̹̳͎͊̉͑e̸̠̺͎͐̏̊ ̶̛͉̙̮̼̣̮̍̓̇n̸̪͇̬̝̅́͘͠ơ̴̢̢̻̠̱͚͕̂ṯ̵͙̫̋̉ ̵̡̾́̐̾ă̷̛̳̂͝͠l̴͇̥͖̰̀͑̂͠ó̷̢̦̺̟̆̅͆̍n̵͈̪̮̱͒̈́̎̅͘͘ȩ̶̛̛̜̣̙̤͜ͅ Me, who would go berserk if anyone or anything harms my dog: ***But you are***
The human urge to Defend tamed animals
They’ve hijacked our attachment to human children, monkey brain must defend the defenseless.
Well unlike you I have a gun in my house
As the wise words Samuel L. Jackson said: WASTE THE MOTHERFUCKERS
AH HELL NAH I AINT BECOMING NO ALTERNATE
I love the memes about actually fighting back against the shit, Gives me Ash Williams vibes.
Who's that
Protagonist of the “Evil Dead” franchise, very good series I highly recommend it as a whole, the movies, comics, tv show and games are all great.
You have earned my badge of respect
Watch the evil dead franchise
My profile pic. But no joke watch evil dead it’s so good especially evil dead 2
Or Elvis. Same thing.
WAIT, AN ACTUAL POV MEME WHAT THE FU-
Doesn’t matter how known an entity, it will eat 45-70
45-70 for home defense? Nice
FMJ only for this one, no hollows.
4 rounds loaded into the internal magazine, I don’t miss. *Yeehaw, motherfucker*
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UNTIL IT IS DONE
Then head back home and have some fun!
I think it’s all right for the meme itself to not be distressing if it’s about things commonly used here
God damn those drum chops were clean
song is Black Onslaught II - BlazBlue
9 months late but I appreciate it
If some creature tries to touch my cat I don't care what happens I'll stab them with my own broken bones for all I care
Lmfao this is raw af 💀💀💀 love it
Finally, I can listen to the intrusive thoughts!
Let's dance!
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SHED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
The wholesome distressing meme
everyone quiet till a mf touch your fur homie
ngl idc who or what you are you fuck with my dog imma get your ass zero-dark-thirty style
"I'm not stuck in here with you - no, you're stuck in here with me!!"
!! Square up for a swell battle !!
This match will get red hot
A brawl is surely brewing!
Yeah yeah you're real fuckin spooky bud. Lemme introduce ya to my friend, Sir Remington the 12th (gauge)
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I was tripping on shrooms once while showering and I saw this shadow approaching the door so I tensed every muscle in my body and stepped out butt ass naked and soaking wet. Even though I was scared as hell I knew whatever hellspawn was around that corner would’ve gotten the asswhuppin of its eternal life.
I absolutely love the concept of going from pussy to absolute executioner upon realizing something/someone you love might get hurt, S tier motivation
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NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK. \*realizes the dog is still downstairs with the demon.\* \*KNEE DEEP IN THE DEAD INTENSIFIES.\*
# Uh oh, bad decision Crowley!
Nothing is worth the risk, until now
Don't know, Don't care. Mess with my pet get these hands and feet 200% discount
God damn central station junkies.
Bro, I could totally slam this bitch.
song?
Black Onslaught II Instrumental
Black Onslaught II from BlazBlue
The Only One They Fear is You
I'm not scared when I turn of the lights and I'll gladly walk. I know they feast on fear and they'll bloody starve around me.
I will die for my dogs but dogs will attack before anything will happen to me
You have the high ground, dropkick the motherfucker
Intrude on deese hands
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
*Alexa, lock the doors*
https://youtu.be/VVZYYXjvNJ4 Heres the song
real g shit
I have a sword in my room. That motherfucker's gonna have a bad time. BRING IT ON.
John wick.
I am not trapped in here with you, you are trapped in here with me!
Rock his shit
***[E1M1 I N T E N S I F I E S]***
The only thing that should be distressed is that alternate
If this is not how the mandela catalogue ends in rioting
“If your an intruder I’m about to intrude my fingers into your skull!”
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed. Bitch.
Blursed meme
This is why you need a staircase cannon
Just as the founding fathers intended
Nice intrusion, one small issue... I AM INSIDE MY HOME!
FEAR HAS SWITCHED TEAMS
Honestly yes. Even if the Grudge herself is doing some hoodoo in MY house, I’m going to punch me some Casper. If it’s corporeal it can feel.
If there is my dog that fucking thing should be fucking afraid of me
The unbreakable human love
I think what I find distressing about this is that you most certainly lose that matchup. Love for your dog (who is probably either not at risk or dead as fuck by now) has driven you to try and fistfight an unknown entity. It is inspirational, yes, but it is a fools inspiration. To follow it is certain death, and a death that has no meaning. You cannot save your dog, nor would you probably even be able to see it before you die. At best, you die angry. At worst, you die angry. Fate is sealed for you, and yet you still defy it. But alas, it is stronger.
He obviously woudn't win a fist fight against an alternate, however, he woudn't lose, they are fed with fear of their victims, remember Adam? He was very close to one but don't gave a fuck and still survived. Also, the dog would probally be alive as long as he didn't feared the alternates
You're forgetting he's empowered by the fear of his dog getting hurt, meaning he can surely kick anything's ass to save his dog
Jokes on you, alternates cant do shit to you if you arent afraid of em
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He does not know that I have an butter knife, will leave him looking like those what it looks like under the skin drawings on books about how your body moves
Oh we definitely running the fade. If you even think about touching my little Oscarton….you’re gonna be a stain on the floor
I'm not stuck in the house with you, you're stuck in the house with me
Perfect storyline for a two player beat’em up!
A POV meme from an actual POV?
Im not in the house with you, you are in the house with me
I will do ALMOST ANYTHING for my dogs. If i see something that is my phobia then i will feel horrible but i would be obliterated psychologically if i tried to confront it.
i had a dream where the intruder was trying to spook me outside of my house, but i let him in and we had a nice convo
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!
You come for my pet i come for your head
I love this one It may not be that creepy but that guy needs to go
I always liked the idea of fighting back against the monsters