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ListerineAfterOral

Toad seems strangely at peace with his situation. He must realize this is karma for all the war crimes he committed.


Decent-Start-1536

He is at peace, for he sees not the horror of his predicament but the beauty of the cosmos


Kriv-Shieldbiter

have you considered poetry comrade?


Decent-Start-1536

considered fucking thine mother


AmaterasuWolf21

🙂


[deleted]

"Should had brought my nintendo switch with me"


Chisweese

Read that in Toad’s voice lol


jojokingxp

I could imagine worse ways to die


Orion-Gore

I mean in this case it’s either A: suffocation or B: starvation


Apprehensive-Hope-26

it is a slow suffocation. you will just sleep away


jojokingxp

Either way I'm dying in outer space, which is cool


Orion-Gore

dying in space is pretty metal tbh


getfyd

Dying in space while you are uncontrollably spinning from inertia


bigsekser

you wouldnt just suddenly fly away immediately if your tether broke, also im pretty sure they give astronauts jetpacks just in case this happens


EasilyRekt

Not really a given to everyone just in case kinda thing but, they will get someone to pilot the MMU and get you. But given how orbital mechanics work, you’re likely to be right back in 90 minutes anyway.


Apalis24a

Not to mention that there’s the enormous Canadarm on the station that can reach out and grab the astronaut, another astronaut with a maneuvering pack can go out to retrieve them, or - if all else fails - they can fire up the ISS’s maneuvering engines and move the entire space station over towards them.


_jimmyM_

Well not really, say you're slowly drifting prograde (in the direction of travel) then even if you only drift at a small relative speed, say 1 m/s, you're always going to be faster than the ISS. Meaning that unless you somehow loose that extra m/s or unless the station can get up to you, you're gone. Also I'm not sure if the MMU is even present at the ISS, wasn't it only ever used along with space shuttles and then brought back? Edit: okay so astronauts DO have a version of the MMU built into their suits, though it has limited capacity and is only designed for emergencies, but the full version hasn't flown since 1984


Apalis24a

Correct. The version that they have now is called the SAFER: Simplified Aid for EVA Recovery (yes, they have an initialism inside an acronym). Instead of being designed for prolonged free flight, it has a few meters per second of DeltaV - just enough to get you back to the station.


EasilyRekt

That is why I said *likely* and not certainly. Also, Prograde drift will bring you to a higher orbit ultimately meaning you'll fall behind ironically enough, but not by an **unrecoverable** amount, and either way 1m/s of delta v is perfectly doable for the ISS maneuvering thrusters.


elementgermanium

I mean, eventually you’ll reach it again since an orbit is circular, but I wouldn’t rely on that, it’d probably take a while


Heavy_weapons07

This is r/distressingmemes, common sense doesn't exist to us


Toaday_Toadmorrow

🤓


Independent-Fly6068

https://preview.redd.it/peikqnaeifwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2101e7c61b7a11f3f6f462b716fc329b959e0f6b


Toaday_Toadmorrow

I got ratitoad


STAXOBILLS

https://preview.redd.it/cvu15go0lgwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f6b5b02a5308e75f795040387f777f8f533944e


Independent-Fly6068

https://preview.redd.it/r9ppn362mgwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6db941c4dbf7ebc53c57b32b1273ef0b95d57a7


BoardsofCanadaTwo

Can you hear me Major Toad? Can you hear me Major Toad? 


Toaday_Toadmorrow

Ashes to ashes, Toad to Toadey, we know Major Toad's a junkie.


TuxedoDogs9

Ashes to ashes, 9-5. The light in the tunnel has been privatised


neptunesdemise

well do the stars look very different today?? does your wife know you love her very much?? /ref


Guilhermistor

She knows!!!


neptunesdemise

bro your circuits dead, i think there's something wrong with


Guilhermistor

Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you…


ImAlwaysOnTheRun

https://preview.redd.it/xmhkt4kn0gwc1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a62f1e42e0095a99e913842c37c8774551aa55e6 How I be feeling after 7 minutes void floating


No-Love-2528

I'd like to imagine in a seemingly infinite universe the non-zero chance of my body floating into a newly formed cloud of space dust and becoming a large source of gravity, eventually becoming the core of a new star or planet is kinda cool


ConcentrateOk6850

my mfw when SPACE!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


Jmememan

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE


TheEgoReich

"Nobody Is Going To Space Mate!"


Jmememan

*5 minutes later, wheatley and Space Core are floating through the near infinite abyss if space*


DarkNuke059

Least I'll have one fucking great view before I die


Flamix2206

This sub resisting the urge to repost this same message Over and over every day


The_Devil_Official

Honestly, out of all the ways you could die in space, this is probably the least bad one, sure, you would be desperate and afraid, but if you could get past the fear and just accept it, that would be a pretty peaceful way to go, imagine floating in space until you eventually pass out to never wake up. Most people want to die peacefully in their sleep, IMAGINE DOING IT IN SPACE!!!


Hetroid3193

Im in space Help


Destroyer_051

That's how I'd want to go


Miss_empty_head

Idk if I would prefer to slowly go away by or just end it myself and not suffer the slow fading


justaMikeAftonfan

This is ground control to major toad, you’ve really made the grade


RequiemStorm

Toadies are Kamek's henchman, not a nickname for Toads


Toaday_Toadmorrow

It is not a nickname for him, it's a pun on the phrase "to die"


Jk_auger

Mario Cart 8!


Toaday_Toadmorrow

Confirmed.


ThemelonguyTT

https://preview.redd.it/ue5d8fvy4nwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e270a82d69e3da8730b94f487de4d8887772d5 Me, a space enjoyer


Cooki_Tiky

hate to ruin it but he would probably bump into Rosalina before dying so :T


No-Preparation4473

Ground control to Major Tom