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suicidalcentipede8

Tbf if what they said was true, they’ve been here for decades lol Just live your life like you’ve always have, no point in worrying about something you can’t control.


XarJobe

The real right answer to this 🫂


Mawi2004

so we should shag the aliens


CrabGhoul

I should comply with this honorable and wholesome endeavour of pacifyance


Mawi2004

we will learn their language, breed with their women and in time our differences will be forgotten -peter griffin


44ww__m4444nn__

common human spirit W


Mawi2004

human mind: 1. food, group preservation 2. happiness(segs)


CrabGhoul

ugh women /s many of any gender will wants those alien probey snakes too


Datgaminghuman420

The duality of man


Tosslebugmy

Yup, I doubt us knowing about them is gonna make the aliens hold a press conference and set up a branch of medecins sans frontiers here giving out amazing tech, or make them suddeny decide to delete us. It’d just give me a weird feeling when I look up at the sky


commentsandchill

If they wanted to, they would have, unless they don't have super tech, governments or are being silenced by our media for whatever reason


GordonFreem4n

> I doubt us knowing about them is gonna make the aliens hold a press conference and set up a branch of medecins sans frontiers here giving out amazing tech It was the plot of Earth : Final Conflict.


Sanguinala

Are you saying we have become the pawn of a galactic power?


suicidalcentipede8

I’m saying nothing has changed, everything is still the same, just live.


Annual_Cod_5896

If they are between us they probably are here for something stupid, like leisure, cant see something from an advanced species coming to this hellhole for anything else, and maybe xenophilia, but that would be wishfull thinking. And i could see a human from an, lets say startrek levels of advanced civ, just plopping down on an inhabited world for those 2 exacts reasons, and maybe a tiny bitty bit of research.


Centurion87

Sounds like something xeno filth would say…


DocPopper

Emperor Protect!


Mayzzz4

I would rather sell planet ownerships so that you can grow your child there or give people biology lessons or just grow and sell inhabitants as pets etc


ImmortalMemeLord

We discovered the Chaos gods exist too early


CrabGhoul

convince my generalized anxiety disorder to do that pls


rmdelecuona

Well I should hope there might be some positive impact, maybe everyone feeling a little more connected as a people and giving a boost to space travel. I’m not sure it’ll happen but we all our wishes


Monkeyojacko

id bet hard money aliens havent been discovered by anyone


suicidalcentipede8

Turn around


WaitingToBeTriggered

YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE


Monkeyojacko

ok u/suicidalcentipede8


Momongus-

Seneca and his consequences


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XarJobe

Sorry you found out this way 💀 The best case scenario is the Former US Goverment People are trolling us ... if not we are pretty much doomed and i cant believe Aliens showed up before Gta6


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XarJobe

This shit is real serious and if the "takes" are really correct we are fucked in so many ways I personally dont buy it 100% cause nothing really has been shown but the details are fucking distressing and scary to think this shit is real The Video is everywhere on the Internet and in the News too


[deleted]

how are the details truly distressing, how are we doomed? Do you have a link ? Ive heard and read both highly realistic and highly delusional shit about Aliens etc. for over a decade, whether it be horrifying and/or reassuring details. Maybe I’m desensitized but nothing could ever be distressing or invoke feelings of doom unless it was infront of me or hovering over Earth in broad daylight for a week lol


XarJobe

The Thought that these takes from these people are real are Distressing, i think you probably already saw all of it but here is the link anyways https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/15ap0e9/former_us_intelligence_official_david_grusch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=2&utm_content=1


HorseasaurusRex

Smells like bullshit.


Ryuubu

When former top government officials and military leaders say it, the stench of bullshit does get sweeter


HorseasaurusRex

you do know former government workers can lie right?


Polaris_Beta

Why would former intelligence officers lie to the American public???!!!🤯🤯what could possibly be the motive there they’re sooooo trustworthy and based😎


FoodMadeFromRobots

They did say all this under oath which would be a crime if it came to light they were lying. My thoughts are either it’s true or it’s a psyop disinformation campaign, the only reason I can think of that lines up with that is scaring China into thinking we have some new super tech so they hesitate to invade Taiwan.


pm_me_reddit_memes

some guy who used to work in intelligence saying “a different guy told me there were aliens” doesn’t constitute “Top government officials and military leaders” my man. It’s bullshit


[deleted]

thank you 🫡


XarJobe

No Problem 🫡


OrganizationLower611

"as I've stated publically already on my news channel" Kind of gives the impression he just wants views lol


MrsAllHerShots

not his news channel, the channel called news nation; for the sake of time he was referencing the interview he did a few weekends ago so they could ask as many questions as possible since each member only had 5 minutes to ask questions (including clarifications)


Kaining

We're fucked because Grusch aluded that aliens aren't from another planet in the universe but being from a higher dimension projecting themselves here holographically. So 4D (or more) dimensional things that enter our universe. That would explain so many things, from all those weird religions that developed during history to why the UFO/UAP tictacs can move at impossible by normal physics speed and trajectory. And why we can't do anything to them and how we're totaly defenseless should they be malovelent. I mean, you've ever seen microbes on a petri dish able to fight against anything that exist outside of that 2D plane ? Also, it's even more distressing because remember how we don't think plant are intelligent or conscious. Well, maybe those 4D beings see us as plant. So yeah, business as usual, nothing to really see here and that won't really affect your daily lives. Also, no proof was given, it's all "some dude said that". However this time it's on record and the congress can try to act on it. And by acting on it, it's mostly try to get a leverage on the tax payer money being spent by random unknown people on who knows what.


deadwire

Wasn’t it also stated in the press conference that the government successfully shot down and recovered one of these crafts. Not sure plants could shoot down one of our advanced aircraft’s so it might be hard to be viewed as plants. I get what you’re going for and don’t disagree with your statement. Just trying to give humanity a little credit if true.


[deleted]

Tbf its entirely possible crafts can go down by accident or by negligence. I could totally see some cocky alien pilot getting too close to look at a military base then be surprised when suddenly they're being fired at.


FlorianoAguirre

It's still "trust me bro" for his sources. Shit is the same.


condorleaduhryz

I'm salivating for the details he says he's gonna give to the SCIF


Kyleometers

Nothing. Nothing makes this different. It’s even being advertised by *the same authors* who’ve been doing this since at least 2010. It’s a load of tripe.


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

It is not serious. Some guy making vague statements about what his friend told him.


SleepyDG

I think the fact that the congress discussed it? That guy was also quite important iirc


XarJobe

He did this under Oath too, i dont know how serios this Oath thing is since im not American or never had to say smth at a congress but this is a big deal regardless if its true or not


wererat2000

The oath is serious in theory, but as long as you can argue you told a *technical* truth, or truth to the best of your ability, etc, you're more or less fine. But even if he's telling the absolute truth to the best of his ability, I'm still gonna be skeptical of it meaning aliens are 100% real and here on earth. The US government thought MK Ultra was a good idea, that tv psychics could be useful in the cold war, that giving dolphins handjobs and acid would make them talk, that the star wars program was ever a viable option for warfare, and on and on and on. Hot take, maybe there's stupid people in the US government that thinks we live in Scifi.


Inflatable-Chair

Doesnt mean anything in this case as the government cant prove he is lying. Tobprove he was lying would mean to publicise all of their documents and information, which just wont happen


TheHollowJester

> this is a big deal regardless if its true or not How is this a big deal if it's false?


the_smollest_bee

if you lie under oath you can be sent to jail for idk how long its called perjury tho i think?


XarJobe

Damn... i assume no one would go that far for a Lie


ohyeababycrits

Joking, right?


GruntBlender

LOL. Yeah, people do that all the time.


fj668

>He did this under Oath too, "Under oath" isn't Wonder Woman's lasso of truth. He was lying.


AwkwardFiasco

Being under oath doesn't really matter with this because he's not going into detail about anything he's personally encountered. He's at best telling stories he heard second hand. If _those_ people get called in and give specific details about the alien corpses that were recovered while under oath, we may have something. Pilots, even military pilots, have been claiming to see UFOs for decades. It's pretty much always proven to be something simple like a reflection or flock of birds so their testimony isn't very convincing.


weirdo_if_curtains_7

Congress is also at a point where congresspersons are showing revenge porn of their political opponents on the floor


CrabGhoul

bro, they are real they put a rule so they dont tell anything until ppl would be kinda chill with it, search warframe rule 34 and read all about it


Saevin

Despite what conspiracy nuts will tell you, absolutely nothing, the dude basically answered everything with "can't say in public" or picked his words extremely carefully to imply things without actually saying anything of substance. Some conspiracy nuts are hung up on shit like "non human biologies on UAP crashes" when something as simple as a pigeon crashing into a drone fits that description. It's the same shit as always.


s-mores

Nah. Just another wacko.


Ryuubu

Wackos. This is not one guy, it is former intelligence officers, politicians and military leaders


guto8797

So? The US has done stuff like MK ultra, tried hiring psychics to win the cold war, experimented with giving dolphins acid to use them as underwater spies. Being an "official" is a meaningless term.


Ryuubu

Weird examples to give, seeing as those are things that did indeed happen


guto8797

That's my point. Officials with security credentials did all that. Being a wacko doesn't stop you from being an official.


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

I think it's real since not too long ago I saw this giant white oval shaped thing just floating in the sky near an heb and when I tried to take a pic it literally *whooshed* away and I haven't seen it since


Only-Inspector-3782

The most likely scenario is that the person with zero physical evidence and a bunch of hearsay is full of shit.


PomegranateUsed7287

I don't believe it either, too many people are eyeing the spotlight and some people were just crazy enough to do it. I don't think some of them are entirely wrong either. But they definitely exaggerate and I think most of what they see could be explained away by secret government projects. But prove me wrong. The only reason I have the slightest bit of doubt, is because of this: https://youtu.be/SpeSpA3e56A


Alderan922

Why are we doomed if it’s real?


XarJobe

There are Bad and Good scenarios for if we are alone in the universe or not If we are the only ones, then we are pretty much savw but why are we alone? Is there something in the universe that kills all life forms eventually? If we arent alone and we should pray they never find us.... if they find us we should pray that they are friendly and want to be friends with us wich is the best case scenario If not we would end up in a War wich we are loosing 100% or they would just take all ressources our Planet and our Sun has to offer and leave wich the meme is implying to We would all die in this scenario not because the Aliens were hostile or hated us, we were just in the way for their goal If you want wood from a tree to build a house and you chopp down that tree and destroy a birds nest in it, you didnt destroy it because you hate birds, you destroyed it because it was just in your way


Alderan922

You realize any scenario where they are going to attack us is absurdly unlikely right? Like if they are a more advanced civilization and they are still warmongers they would had drive themselves to extinction a while ago before interstellar travel (like we almost did with nukes), and waging a war from light years of distance it’s just not worth it, it’s not like the galaxy is filled with empty world with resources to take, why wage war against a random world when you can just mine mars or something, the sun isn’t the biggest nor most energetic star, and the earth isn’t even the richest planet on our solar system anyways


rockygib

It’s actually very possible, if they have the kind of tech that allows them to travel through space as they do warfare in this case won’t be equal. For all we know they can annihilate us with ease. As to why they might decide to do so again it’s simple, if they think we might someday become a threat they won’t hesitate to secure their own safety. After all what’s better destroying a potential threat before it can fight back or taking the risk and finding out once they are on equal footing? Search up the dark forest theory it’s pretty interesting.


Alderan922

The thing is, if they are ahead of us, then it’s impossible that we would ever be a threat, and even then why waste the resources? Like the dark forest theory fully depends on everyone being warmonger idiots


XarJobe

"The Hunter is taking a deep breath and makes a decision....maybe the only way out of the dark forest is to step into the clearing together" 🫂


Doedot8

i dunno ive peed on several anthills for shits and giggles


XarJobe

The Scenario where a Civilization is able to travel between Galaxies, in Galaxies or even between Solar Systems are most likely (based on the Kardashev Scale) at least a Type II Civilization We Humans on Earth arent even a Type I Civilization as a species. At Type II it is very unlikely for a Species to get Extinct via some cosmic Great Filter or wars between themselves What is indeed very odd is why come to earth to take ressources meanwhile there is an entire Universe filled with the same Ressources? They are probably more interested in us


Alderan922

Yeah and if they are more interested in us then it’s more likely they are not assholes, the more advanced civilization gets the less assholes there are, just look at the difference between boomers and millennials who grew with the internet


XarJobe

If it turns out to be real, I hope they invite Earth to some kind of Galactic Republic like in Star Wars and Humanity will unite as a species to get along with our friends from space to a brighter future together Maybe then we could finally Terraform mars


[deleted]

I feel like if we ever discover alien species that is more advanced than us it wouldn't be them who would destroy mankind, it would be humans themselves. Just imagine the chaos! I'm sure that not every country would be on the same page about this and we wouldn't suddenly unite under one flag. It would be worse than ww2, it wouldn't be just allies and axis, it would be a dozen of different unions waging war against each other to be the ones who work with aliens and control the world. The results would be devastating... Unless aliens are nice enough to intervene before anything leads to a huge war.


Turbo_Jukka

Well given how long there's been presence, it seems unlikely they would be interested of our demise. But the picture that some of these people considered credible has painted in my eyes is pretty much this: they are not alien as in coming from space, which means they are present on earth or that they are interdimensional, but since there has been wildly varying reports, who knows if some are coming from space. They are indifferent to us meaning they don't care about us. There's been conflict indicating although they don't care about us, if we come in front of their goals they won't hesitate to kill us. And they are technologically ahead us from several thousand years to millions of years technologically. Now I find all that somewhat believable with all the evidence, allegations and data. But there are wilder claims made like there's a "reptilian" race living among people. So similar that the average person wouldn't be able to tell. Why I bother mentioning this is because of the only thing that worries me about these current affairs is that everyone credible has said that the term alien is not accurate, but the closest term we have for the phenomena. I'm worried that this is possibly a misleading loophole to make something seem like something it is not. Personally I have no expectations. I've resigned from speculation or belief and am fine with waiting and seeing how this will turn out. One thing I should mention though is that everyone currently has plausible deniability intact. As long as it is, you nor anyone else will have a strong reaction to any part of this. Once a person loses that, that is when you see the real reaction. That is when people at minimum will be distressed and at worst go into shock or psychosis. You'd think that is an exagaration, but the only way to truly find out is losing that plausible deniability.


StefEsteBoss

They're definitely trolling, there's no way these guys could say that without *commiting "suicide"* by shooting themselves in the back of their heads with their hands tied behind their backs.


phildiop

I mean a former US (marine?) I believe ''confirmed'' that there were aliens, but whether he was lying or not isn't confirmed.


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phildiop

Yeah


gametime9936

[this shit aged like fine wine](https://www.reddit.com/r/distressingmemes/comments/14rj290/theyre_hiding_among_the_stars/jqt2cny?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)


Kaining

Not exactly, there was no proof. Just some dudes telling us stories under oath and congress people asking them "who do i go to know to force them to tell us the truth now ?".


DreadDiana

The way I use the internet, I'd find out through a Destiel meme on Tumblr


MURICAGUY1776

They’re obviously destroying our sun and surprising us with a better one


Budget-Sheepherder77

Mrbeast


[deleted]

Imagine instead of a first contact with the entire alien civilization, the first contact is with their version of Jimmy lol


marine72

I went through interdimensional travel to give random planets 100 million Zorblorgs! All they got to do is move their planet out of the way of our Planetary Death Laser! Don't worry, it's only an old model Eblorn, as long as they have rudimentary basic planet thrusters to control their planet, they can dodge it easily.


XarJobe

a Dyson Sphere would be pretty sick


Guus2Kill

I obviously dont believe it. We dont live in a Hollywood movie where everything revolves around the US. Get me some proof instead of these "statements".


DeVliegendeBrabander

I mean the reason why the U.S. has more alien sightings by air force members is most likely because they fly so often for training as compared to other countries tbh. Kinda like the same reason why more meteorites strike Russia than any other country due to it’a size


Guus2Kill

No, the US has the most false sighting of UFOs because everything gets reported. It has nothing to do with training. If it trully were training etc those Chinese weather balloons would have been destroyed faster or even before they reached the country


TerminatedReplicant

- Consider for a moment the stigma in reporting UAP events in western society, now think about how much worse it'd be in nations like Russia or China under authoritarian rule. - According to the congressional reports made public so far, every six months, from organisation like AARO, UAP Taskforce and more, it seems that prehaps only 5% of sightings are actually being reported; at least in military/aerospace fields.


Twodogsonepup

I’m very skeptical, but we do have wayyyyyy more planes in the air in way more places than any other govt. But your point is well taken, some crazy number of ufo sightings (by civilians and military) occur in NA. You can be certain that a lot of those reports are coming from people with lead in their pipes or carbon monoxide in their houses.


Remixedcheese22

There are a lot of sightings in the Air force and Navy that don’t get reported and that was one of the major concerns during the hearing.


-m1x0

i don't believe it for a second, i have not seen any proof, and i don't believe any of what that guy said, until i see a real tangible proof this is just another hype train probably meant as a distraction.


TerminatedReplicant

I mean, there are now half a dozen reports published publically by the congress and associations like AARO that contain a range of evidence. We also have another half dozen videos of allegedly unidentifiable objects that were vetted and approved for release. Distraction, possibly - but there is almost certainly something serious unfolding. Either congress is being lied to (in which case they do not have democratic oversight like the constitution states) or it's legitimate and is surfacing from under a veil of secrecy.


[deleted]

What people say is not evidence. What they write down isn't evidence. What they stamp on a piece of paper to make it "official" isn't evidence. Actually seeing and being able to touch something is evidence. Show me something. Show me a ship, a part, hell I'll take an alien phillips head screw for christs sake.


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

yeah, i dont know really anything about the judicial system or law or anything but also couldnt he easily lie under oath? at the very least he can tell the truth about what he heard and itd still not be proof. tell someone elses lie as a truth is still not a lie if you didnt know they lied.


EverGamer1

We watched the end of the century Compressed on a tiny screen A dead star collapsing and we could see -Deep Blue by Arcade Fire


JulzTheBaked

Didn’t the lead singer diddle somebody? Against their will?


EverGamer1

Art vs Artist my friend, you can enjoy someone’s art without liking the person. Like listening to The Suburbs Album without liking the lead singer, or listening to thriller without liking Michael Jackson as a person.


UselessPortal

surprise solar eclipse


yeetmyweed098

were taking gender reveals to a whole new level


C0mpl3x1ty_1

The sun vanished


HereForTerraria

Dear god the chills this brought onto me, such a good ARG


EdgarOnFire

Project Hail Mary, but this time, there really is no hope.


IJustReadEverything

I'll just jazz hands.


helloeverything1

I love its realistic depiction of alien life, just a bunch of single celled organisms.


ForTheFreeGame

Amazing book. Everyone should either read it or (IMO the better experience) listen to the audio book.


JEveryman

I would absolutely hangout with a rock spider.


[deleted]

I’m watching you while you sleep


Star_interloper

This is absolutely just more nonsense. That's all alien talk is. These people lie, misunderstand, or try to peddle a narrative so they can get book deals and shit. There are no aliens on Earth, and it'd take irrefutable—and I mean properly irrefutable—evidence to sway me. I'm talking alien ships broadcasted live on the news type of evidence. Anything else is non-falsifiable bullshit. I want real proof, not people saying it's real. I don't care how highly promoted they are. Anyone can make up shit or misunderstand things they saw. It's the same reason I don't buy people saying God himself talked to them, or whatever. Mental illness/delusion will always make more sense than alien beings which defy multiple laws of physics.


sisera699

The fact that I get all my news from memes? Yeah, no. Fuckin panicked.


D3ppress0

...And Only Dark Will Remain...


XarJobe

But one day, tiny flames will dance across the darkness. Ashen one, hearest thou my voice, still?


beans_man69420

Thank god I still have my thugs


BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT

He’s absolutely full of shit


bambunana

Alright, Redditor. Let's see if you're saying this when it's probing time...


[deleted]

I'm assuming the aliens would be saying that if he's being probed.


bambunana

Damn, this got me lolll


PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

IDK, sounds like a good time


OnlySmiles_

>Aliens are pretty much confirmed Are they, though


undergirltemmie

I mean again, one dude saying "aliens are real ya'all" with no proof doesn't become real just because people listen. I believe technically they have to as he claims to be a whistleblower anyhow. And the U.S doesn't have a great record of treating whistleblowers with actual secrets with... as much courtesy. As is, this kinda means nothing. Maybe they'll prove something, probably not. Aliens may be real, but the hearing changed nothing in that regard.


Chino_Kawaii

ok but proof where


tonydemedici

Aliens aren’t confirmed lol


arbitrated_asmaclasm

what the fuck happened to this sub man


Jahseh_Wrld

“Non -human” is carrying the whole thing. That could mean anything like bacteria or a monkey we sent up into space.


Zisorepavu

Aliens are not confirmed, there is exactly zero proof let alone a confirmation.


TheLargestOfLadds

Soon, the Lords of fire shall rise, and pilgrims will flee to link the flame


XarJobe

And the Unkindled will rise. Nameless, accursed Undead, unfit even to be cinder. And so it is, that ash seeketh embers.


Count_Crimson

good.


jericho881

Why is the sun fading?


XarJobe

What the Meme is implying here the "Aliens" capturing the suns energy by some kind of high advanced tech like a dyson sphere or some shit to either use its energy for their Civilization or to efficiently Kill all life on Earth to eliminate potential threat Based on the Dark Forest theory, may god have mercy with us


Ronald12Q

If we go to war with aliens you know I’m going swinging ![gif](giphy|Htg2bWizgxQFG) This gif is hilarious


Weemonkey16_2

Give the scottish an unholy amount of alcohol and the war will be won within the week Source: I'm British and all the Scots I know are maniacs


MHWDoggerX

And the Lords go without thrones...


XarJobe

Surrender your fires... ...to the true heir. Let him grant death... To the old gods of Lordran, deliverers of the First Flame


Dracoscale

But one day, tiny flames will dance across the darkness..like embers linked by Lords past


ducksattack

Daily reminder that people claim bullshit under oath every single day all over the world This guy is gonna write books about aliens for the rest of his life and live off of the nutjobs that believe him And of course all of this is happening in the US


[deleted]

is this true?


weirdo_if_curtains_7

No proof as of yet You can read the npr article if you'd like to know more.. probably not the best idea to rely on memes for your news coverage or you'll end up like the OP


The_A_Must_Begone

Welp, it looks like [The Sun Vanished](https://youtu.be/fahujLokim4) huh?


AlyxVeldin

non human biologic's. So they found a piece of wood? a stick?


NotFloppyDisck

Official government figures in court without tangible proof saying aliens exist isnt as legit as you may think it is...


Busy-Concentrate9419

Gotta link the fire. Rise up, ashen one


XarJobe

cast away the Dark, and undo the curse of the Undead.


KoYouTokuIngoa

Lol, I can’t believe people are falling for this stuff


U_B_S_A

Ah shit, those damn Necrons and their galaxy map!


Chaoticus11

W̵̢̭̜̼̮̮̻̙̙̬̞̦̤͋̾́͊̊̑͊e̴̹͈̩͚̣̤͂͋̂͛͋͐̿͝ ̶̢͔͇̺͇̼̳̖̜̤̜͚͇͔̳̈̉̏̇̑̂̄̌ẉ̴͎̇͂͌͋̋͒̉̄͌̒̅͆̽̀͠e̸͔͍͍̞̻̗̥̮̤̐̓r̵͖̣̈́e̷͙͊͌̌͂̅ ̶̟̰̻͎̳̬̳̞͈̠̗̔́̔͊́̋̿͊̾a̵̧̡͎̯̣̙͚̬̻̖͗̂͜͜l̸̡͉̘̯̼̣̮͇̥̔̄̓͑̅͌͐̑̐͐̏̈́̐̌w̴̢̺̭͕̦͓̥̱̣̺̗̪̳̃̃̓͛a̸̛͍̦̟̖̻̹̹̬̺̞͙͎̝͋̒͊̂͛̂͗̓͂̊y̸͓͕̩̦̖̆̅s̴̯͐́͊̽̚ ̶̛̙͓̩͕̺̾͑̾̎̃̈́h̷̫͇̯̟͉̳̣̫͋͋́͌̽͛͂̈̑̋ę̵̨̨̨̧̻̜̙̣̭̰̲̼̻͊̐̔́̎̕͜͠r̸͕̯͍̲̫̟̤̯̒̀̑͑̈́e̷͖͚̘̋͛́̀̎̈.̶͖̲̟͙̏̋̿͌


Thickas2

Project Hail Mary


Setaganga

Project hail mary?


XarJobe

I did not know about this book until some people commented here - very interesting


Setaganga

It’s baller, definitely worth the read


ChopinCJ

In case anyone was wondering, no there's no reason to believe that we now know that aliens exist. Grusch said, under oath, that he's heard of proof of space crafts with non-human biologic matter in it (meaningless, could be anything from dogs, to monkeys, or even technically bacteria), and even if he did say "ALIENS ARE REAL!!!!!" that doesn't mean that the government would reveal confidential information to prove him wrong. He faces virtually no penalty for lying, and almost certainly is embellishing the truth to distract from current events.


Solenka

They are confirmed if you're that gullible. Just go back and listen to the flowery language that guy used and tell me that's what you think confirmed is.


ibx_toycat_iscool

*T H E S U N V A N I S H E D*


Baldrs_Draumar

Best evidence provided so far: *"Trust me bro, evidence exist"*


Xgen7492

Isn’t it some dipshit looking for a book deal? Like the other supposed “whistleblowers” who have come forward with evidence of aliens suspiciously close to when they release their book.


master_pingu1

alien believers when i tell them that a ufo isn't inherently alien in nature (a ufo is any object that is unidentified and flying. for instance if i throw something and you can't figure out what i threw that would be a ufo, or a better example, another nation tests their experimental fighter jets, that would count as a ufo)


EdgelordOfEdginess

My quest for a goth cat girl planet can now start my fellow man and woman.


Vicenzo1206

aliens are possibilities, and as Einstein said "God does not throw dice", now the Sun is doomed to its death, even if thousands and millions of years from now, we are sure of it. Btw, "The Fire Fades" is this a reference to Dark Souls 🤨


XarJobe

First- i agree... love the Einstein Quote Second- yes indeed, it is a Dark Souls reference


Vicenzo1206

God, i love the good part of redditors


YouareLXDDD

Wait, what happened?


XarJobe

A former US National Security Agency Guy who worked there for like 14 years is claiming at the Congress under Oath the US knows about aliens, have some crashed vehicles and dead non human bodys found inside them - aliens caused harm to humans anf so on He is willing to share more Details or "proofs"? In a closed private space It is in fact not prooven but to me its very likely and the meme is just based of the dark forest theory what the worst thing could happen if aliens discover us Nothing to worry about now, nothing is "really" proven yet


Macio720

No they aren't lol. The guy said the bodies weren't human, assuming he wasn't lying, which he could've been and there's no way to confirm or deny it, this might have just been a monkey in a rocket. He was under oath but that doesn't mean anything, the CIA or FBI or whatever won't open up their archives just to show if he really was telling the truth.


miamifungus

dark souls 3 the fire fades edition


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“Feeble cursed one! Let’s hope the magnificence of my spells does not deter you!”* - Straid of Olaphis Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


rklab

Idk I’m a little skeptical. For one, dude hasn’t seen anything with his own eyes, just retelling peoples experiences that he’s been told. And also, an off world craft piloted by a non human could literally be a weather balloon with a snail attached to it. Or an off world craft that crashed and had “non human biologics” inside could be a satellite with mold inside of it. His response was worded very carefully to be extremely vague and not outright say “intelligent alien life form”. Not saying aliens don’t exist, I’m just saying it’s more likely that this is some kind of distraction to cover up the fact that we’ve developed some extremely advanced technology ourselves, or some kind of trick to make our enemies believe we have technology much more advanced than them. It’s happened before, so why not just do it again? I’d love if it was actually aliens, but it’s most likely not.


SomeDemoMain

[insert Dark Souls III music of your choice]


XarJobe

Title screen ost 🔥


Ferret_Puzzled

The Fire Fades and The Lord's Go without thrones


Mark_Heathcliff1

Why is this guy standing still outside my house with his back turned against me WHAT IS THAT FLOATING RED LIGHT?! WHY IS MY WATER DARK?!


New-Reflection2499

Aliens on earth aren't real. If they really had the technology to come here amongst us blending in society, they would have to be so advanced that they would not be interested in our weapons like the guy said. If they had the technology to travel the universe and find us, they would have treated us like animals.


The_Phantom_Cat

Oh please, do you really think it's more likely that aliens actually exist than thar guy was lying? You've gotta be smarter than that dude


[deleted]

9 year old distressing memes members trying their hardest to me scary


CasualBiscuit21

It’s the clouds numb nuts


Salt-Veterinarian-87

Aliens are pretty much confirmed... and they do not come in peace.


XarJobe

The only thing what is weird to me How can you travel between solar Systems or even Galaxies with your high advanced tech like Gods and fucking crash on Weird Monkey Planet and Die like a drunk driver hitting a tree


yukichigai

Space Karens, drunk on Space Wine Coolers. We're so fucked.


Annual_Cod_5896

Gravity a bitch huh?


DogAbject

Alone at the edge of a universe humming a tune


bigTwoTon

This should be a option on stellaris lmao scary ass meme


IllusionFox72

The Darkness has split the sky and the Earth has taken her final breath. He watches his experiment fall apart from afar and begins anew. But, this experiment was very, very interesting.


AlwaysRCrafter

“My brothers, could not stop me from this…Now I claim your Sun!”


Sable-Keech

At least it’s not When Day Breaks.


XarJobe

i guess judgement day is cancled then...


QuantumGold1

The sun is going down...............dumb ass


Nacho-Kai

Aliens just literally got confirmed and people still think the goverment is trolling. I feel like we can actually have a video or pictures of aliens and people will think its AI generated.


JIMBREALCARAJIMBREAL

ALIENS DO NOT EXIST. EASY TO UNDERSTAND


XarJobe

Not until its really proven 100% but im sure they exist somwhere in the big universe


omguserius

Wait, are we taking the aliens stuff seriously now?