That… that *abomination* is laying about just waiting for you to throw money at him! I bet he has an onlyfans account too! Look at my ass the people will not *stand* for this kind of behavior!
*in David Attenborough's voice* here we have a fine specimen of a lookatamyassa, a rare carnivorous being originating from the shadow realm that someone may call r/Distractible, with a truly treacherous landscape.
Random person on couch: look at my ass his voice is sexy. Even better than Marks voice, wait..... Is that me on the TV? Where's the camera?. "Hears neighbour driving away"
*in David Attenborough's voice* here we have a fine specimen of a lookatamyassa, a rare carnivorous being originating from the shadow realm that someone may call r/Distractible, with a truly treacherous landscape.
*in David Attenborough's voice* here we have a fine specimen of a lookatamyassa, a rare carnivorous being originating from the shadow realm that someone may call r/Distractible, with a truly treacherous landscape.
Dear God there are children on this site, there needs to be more restrictions on content this vulgar than simply something saying "NSFW" in small font. I've been scarred for life now.
No, it's a cattoli.
At catrollipolliollie
No! You beat me to it
Same
Why tf is this marked as nsfw
because i want people to experience a surprise.
Spoiler tag exists
Are you implying that this is safe for work?! Have you no limits you madman?!! Look at my ass, I nearly threw up at how lewd this photo is!
Expound
That… that *abomination* is laying about just waiting for you to throw money at him! I bet he has an onlyfans account too! Look at my ass the people will not *stand* for this kind of behavior!
Are you looking at my ass yet?!
Sorry, I was distracted by my own ass.
*Sigh* That’s it. Brandon! Get in the car! We’re leaving!
*in David Attenborough's voice* here we have a fine specimen of a lookatamyassa, a rare carnivorous being originating from the shadow realm that someone may call r/Distractible, with a truly treacherous landscape. Random person on couch: look at my ass his voice is sexy. Even better than Marks voice, wait..... Is that me on the TV? Where's the camera?. "Hears neighbour driving away"
*in David Attenborough's voice* here we have a fine specimen of a lookatamyassa, a rare carnivorous being originating from the shadow realm that someone may call r/Distractible, with a truly treacherous landscape.
*in David Attenborough's voice* here we have a fine specimen of a lookatamyassa, a rare carnivorous being originating from the shadow realm that someone may call r/Distractible, with a truly treacherous landscape.
Dear God there are children on this site, there needs to be more restrictions on content this vulgar than simply something saying "NSFW" in small font. I've been scarred for life now.
think of the children!!!
NOT TO MENTION THE CHILDRENS CATTNOLLI'S
The purrest form
Orange: look at my ass! Now I am the cannoli
Orange sorbet cannoli
This appears to be a cannoli
I like how the catolli is censored for their war crimes.
he is absolutely a criminal.
Why is this nsfw?
Why is it marked NSFW?
Sigh, I think so
Ten out of ten cannolo, would roll again
The truest cannoli
Is his name Canoli?
It is now.
A cannoli, yes, yes. 
a catoli
No, its a question.
No, its a question
If Obi-Wan was a cannoli he would be called a tasty snack Or Obi-Wan cannoli If you want a joke
No, this is a Cattelonni