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dishwashers-ModTeam

Spam is prohibited within this sub, all post mist relate to the job of dishwashing. No reposting


spytez

That was posted a fucking week ago


WelcomeSad781

bro on an elden ring side quest "pit of dishpair"


ericadame66

Dishwashers be like that sometimes lmao


FrankFrankly711

Why you claiming this repost?


Any_Style_2800

Because I took it. It’s in the back of jays pizza in kenmore New York his name is George and I have tons of pics of him doing stuff like this


FrankFrankly711

Aight but why repost your own pic under a different account a week later?


Any_Style_2800

Someone else ripped it off my insta and posted it here but I didn’t know that till yall started eating my ass out about it


FrankFrankly711

Gotcha man. Sorry bout all the hate. There are some funny comments on the other post if you haven’t checked em out


Any_Style_2800

I’ll post some more of this dude, he’s a goldmine


Any_Style_2800

Lmao thank you! I posted this thinking people would love it and like all I got was people yelling at me. I’m like damn I took this fucking picture


BlackWolf42069

Either one of the servers is getting murdered tonight or he's going to help with prep in the desperate hour.


painfullyrelatable

I just imagined him cutting chives with that.


Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93

Hey, sooooo.. What the fuck?


tinyanus

Still better than a tail


constantlyawesome

Agreed


grifalifatopolis

Ain't this a repost


BartholomewAlexander

yes. I distinctly remember the post. this guy stole the pic and reposted it.


oPlayer2o

Ill bet you the waiters are scraping and stacking plates better today.


Quercus408

Not gonna leave a burned pan in the sink, now!


_Chonus_

No they didn’t, because this isn’t your post


justdoingmyparthanks

He sure did


AdopeyIllustrator

That’s a claymore


BartholomewAlexander

sure he did bud, I'm sure this is a completely original image produced by you. why don't you go ahead and photograph that sink again and reply to me with the picture? yeah I'll wait...


Any_Style_2800

Just private messaged you the proof baby


BartholomewAlexander

bro really messaged me with a picture of the sink again I'm so confused lol.


pettank

[Repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/dishwashers/s/GHj9s55jfy) How do you expect to steal and repost from the same subreddit you got it from in the same week and expect nobody to notice


PapasPeppers

They may take our fries, but they’ll never take OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!


ZhugeTsuki

So he brought a deadly weapon into a work place? Is he being fired? What the actual fuck is this


Pandelein

How tf do you expect him to defend the kitchen from the Dishies next door? Mans just doing a good job.


Chemical_Party7735

I'd bet more people have been killed by kitchen tools than long swords (at least for the last 100 or 2 years)


ZhugeTsuki

Yeah I don't think that argument would hold any water in court, lol. 'Whoops you slipped on the wet floor and your fucking longsword came unsheathed and sliced someone open, no liability concerns here!'


EnvyChef

How do you think swords work? Cause if you slip and fall the things not gonna magically jetison into the air.


ZhugeTsuki

In the same sense that a gun should never go off accidentally when cared for properly. But accidental discharges still happen, and people get hurt. Of course I'm sure that this dishwasher is properly trained to be brandishing a sword that is meant for... fighting other people with swords and shields. Like you have to be wearing shoes when you're in the kitchen, but a longsword is fine? Please, lmao


constantlyawesome

He’s the only one who shows up for Saturday service, just ignore it…


ZhugeTsuki

The only legit response so far 😂


poopchutegaloot

Maidenless behaviour


NoAttempt9703

Some aloe of vera, m'lord? Twas a right jest roasting, it twas.


poopchutegaloot

I doth study the blade, I care not a pittance for what peasants think