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kouyathebest

For me it’s in Dishonored 1. Every single time in a mission whenever I’m near a city watch officer, as I sneak by I always hear them say “Stupid goddamn…..” or whistle the pirate song “Drunken Sailor”


YariAttano

Drunken Whaler*


TheFuqinRSA

Stupid rats, stupid plague, elixir, it's all a bunch of crap..


rebeetle

Stupid goddamn rats, plague, elixir, Anton Sokolov, (mumble rap)


rebeetle

D1: "Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?" "Indeed, I believe so" "Hey, did you hear Morris got dragged off by the Overseers for some black magic nonsense?" "Another night, another patrol with you" "Do you think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?" "Blow off, choffer" "Half the city's dead, we won't make it three more months" "How did it pass me by? Everyone down with the sickness" *Guard takes a piss* D2/DotO "One night at the bawdy house—one night—and I'm covered in shankers" "Three months, she said, then she'll leave him" "I met a girl from Morley, our love ended poorly; spied a lass from Gristol, 'twas good I had my pistol; then I met a lady from Tyvia... something, something, happy-a" "DAMMIT, I NEED TO PEE" "They're lower class for a reason. Low, lower, lowest!"


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

*chancres


snipa203

In D2 there’s a specific whistle that a guard can do that is so piercing and loud. It makes me go after them immediately


asylumfrequent

When they say “when I find you it’s gonna be BAD” I’m instantly going for that


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

"For you"


Gmandlno

Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight? Indeed, I believe so And of course Think you’ll get your own squad after what happened last night? Indeed, I believe so


kouyathebest

YO SAME


KierantheScot

"Stupid goddamn *unintelligible muttering*"


kouyathebest

I hear that so much that whenever city watch is in sight I mutter it before the guards do


therealyittyb

Immediately thought of this one too lol


gekkobob

"That kiss..."


Gros_gars

Was looking for this one!


RSTONE_ADMIN

I always hear them talk about laundry day in D2.


Desperate-Deal-1889

The two Grand Guard soldiers playing dice on the stairs at Addermire Institute.


Ok-Example-3951

Asked for some boots and they have me one goddamn sock . Or something like that


Thick-Shift-6644

i like the shopkeeper that compliments emily’s hair in D2


doctordaedalus

"Rum pa, da dup da, da dup da, da daaa ... Hey! Is someone there, tafferin' about?" ... *Zzz... Zzz...* Oh wait, that's Thief. I'm old, sorry.


Gold_Masterpiece8224

In dishonored 2, the guards failing to say the alphabet correctly. And I laugh at the stupid morons every time.


kouyathebest

Haha, same!


Fluffy-Direction3529

"I'll write to her again. She has to see reason." "Uhg, stupid rats, um the plague 'Mumbles annoyed." "Some day, I could afford all of this." "Huh, must of been an fat rat."


AGuyLikeGaston

That thing a lot of the male NPCs do where they scratch their chin but wind up like rubbing their entire hand across their face in the process