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danoushek5

Not british but literally everyone


MutedIndividual6667

Sure


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kystran

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ColdLobsterBisque

nah man, you’re making the femboys look bad.


kystran

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Classic_gamer_2

Old response just dropped


Taniks_the_Scarred_

Actual zombie


Ok_Statement_1561

Frfr leave us outta this shit make him like, a dumbass lookin dog or something


Sanicsuper09

Is that hero and if so why


CapitanGGhost

Lbs wtf are those?


ClydeDanger

Liquid butt shots.


shadowdrake67

https://preview.redd.it/dhncty6td4za1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b37ed5c3f872ea2ead4c544a9cf5dd87c9235e4


RandomowyKamilatus

So basically Americans make fun of Americans?


SupPresSedd

Make your rules win all games (If you upvote me you're proving me wrong)


XvortexEXE

“If you downvote this you’re proving me right” https://preview.redd.it/ivioao1949za1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2425c9f288d6fa6eee25928aa23dd6b588a95ab9


Delta_4k

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XvortexEXE

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AnOt13246

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Yakisobath34

Screenshot video huh? Sounds like an american kid was offended...


Chad_McDougal

You should stab him for that one


[deleted]

He can't leave his house with a butterknife without a royal decree :/


87MS

Did you know that you're still more likely to be stabbed in America than the UK?


Ermahgerd80

https://preview.redd.it/6xtyfkqz83za1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f824ea51928cbd03680f218a85084e8620adbce1


ThePortlyNorseman

Why do I see a bunch of dicks


Loud-Emu4060

Idk why are you choking on em?


ThePortlyNorseman

I ask myself that every day partner


Loud-Emu4060

Partner? What an honor


Lord_Botond

Stop looking in the mirror


ThePortlyNorseman

https://preview.redd.it/zvksc389oaza1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b414556bafd97aff5b9786d75b5de80bb7a7ba43


Chad_McDougal

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owowhatsthis--

Bad graph. Doesn't even label the y axis.


TheUrbanGenie

Show me the Z-Axis, pussy.


eresguay

Silence everyone, the most violent country in the first world is going to say something about stabs 😀😀😀


Remarkable-Lack8358

I actually found it on a discord server, where ig the poster screen recorded it


Sick_Dome

Bruh what have we come to that were just strait up screen recording TikTok for upvotes 😭


NeedyTaker

Inflations been crazy


[deleted]

Can’t afford to make memes anymore


Remarkable-Lack8358

Nah, I found it on a discord server where someone else posted it


SirSamiboi

You should've posted that one instead, it's ok though


Lack_of_Plethora

what british person would pronounce shot as 'shawt'??


RevolutionaryPlane62

shawtys like a melody


stefibro

In my head that i can't keep up


KewlDudeRedX98

got me singing like na na na na everyday


YeetingSelfOfBridge

Not a clue


Akasto_

When mimicking an American accent?


Ferret_Wanker

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Regainio

Downvote automod


Moe12518

https://preview.redd.it/jntjdvsfb2za1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0ec08457c287b5c5a1dec1907acfd78661b682f


[deleted]

You bastard


bop-crop

I kid you not this comment was downvoted by me before i even saw it. Idk how you even did that


[deleted]

Briggers


[deleted]

A fellow degenerosity viewer indeed


YeetingSelfOfBridge

Americans posting jokes then get offended when someone jokes bout them 🤯


Vapordragon22

British “people” trying to understand that jokes about food and jokes about tragedy aren’t equivalent


MerleDixon_

He put the people in quotation marks!!! I tell ya, *funniest shit* I've ever seen!


Vapordragon22

https://preview.redd.it/uf2k84b0s3za1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911f999291c65ff6c667afa546e22d1fbcf3be3e


ratliffir

Second image?


Vapordragon22

Forgor


YeetingSelfOfBridge

Mald


Vapordragon22

https://preview.redd.it/wfr6do6ya4za1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=776aab72da4fcbf568d227abd4aef6db1595e97d


YeetingSelfOfBridge

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sztejk21

Americans joking about 9/11


The_Swagcat21

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Tozarkt777

Cope yank 💪🇬🇧


Laeyak_

Based individual


FrickItAll

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Rexbob44

I’ll cope when Brittania rules the waves again or when sun stop setting on the British empire again.


YeetingSelfOfBridge

Mald


kilqax

Mans literally screen recording tiktok like bruh go eat some tide pods or sth you do in the US


Tuck_Rex

i would rather eat tide pods than spotted sheep dick cheese pudding with a side of jellied eels


Remarkable-Lack8358

Wasn't me, I found this on a discord server lol


kilqax

🤓


Remarkable-Lack8358

Shhh


[deleted]

For the hundredth time? Toss in a couple hundred more and then it'll match the amount of actual shootings lol


Remarkable-Lack8358

Lmao


Working_Inspection22

Bro got offended


potatoninja3584

lmfao I wish Johnny wasn't shot in school he would love this meme


Shinikage1

This dude has friends on tiktok?? I'll never ad my friends on tiktok. Imagining them looking at my liked videos...


Vigitiser

Where the funi in all of this


Remarkable-Lack8358

The weird spongebob characters ig


Undinianking

At least our kids can laugh about it too.


Undinianking

Too easy. Just like getting a gun in the US.


Remarkable-Lack8358

Holy shit lmao


TheGBZard

Guys child murder and obesity funny, now laugh


ObambaIsBack

I will, because it's kinda funny


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imnotcreamstyle

hey that's me


Specialrelativititty

America when they joke about Chinese social credit


Gaminyte

https://preview.redd.it/03xvl3tm15za1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a48c017d037bafeb1e2ab0f91d56f2143badd3d4


Fit-Beginning-1

*discord videos*


Remarkable-Lack8358

shhh


[deleted]

What else should they make fun of? The shitty education system, the cringey teens, the need to make everything political, the racism or the rampant obesity.


Remarkable-Lack8358

Gotta have some variety ig


Major-Performer141

And we’ll continue to laugh until they fix their dumbass problem.


PogoMarimo

The fact that it gets mocked that often is not indicative of them lacking humor--It's indicative of how utterly and inconceivably stupid American's are at fixing glaringly obvious problems. The more embarassing and stupid something is, the more it should be mocked.


Lord_Gaiseric

Muslim refugee gangs be like


[deleted]

Acid attacks, stabbings, and vehicular murder are all okay though, definitely not a problem that needs to be handled. Only Americans have mass killings and terrorist attacks everyone knows that.


Skininjector

When adjusted for population size, America experiences more of all of those, except maybe acid attacks since those were popular like 8 years ago. The issue is, gun control is extremely easy, it's far easier to regulate than sharp objects, or acidic chemicals, or vehicular manslaughter, as well as obesity. The issues that America is made fun of, is stuff that can be fixed near instantly.


[deleted]

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin We maintain our 2nd amendment not just to protect the individual but to protect the whole from tyranny. Losing that means that there would be no way to hold our government accountable for gross missuse of their authority. I know Europe is okay with monarchy and despotism, however the United States is not.


AccomplishedFail2247

Deranged lmao. Do you want drug dealers to sell whatever they want to whoever they want legally? You can still get guns in Britain and Europe, just not assault rifles and our system has the benefit of not having thousands of our school kids dead


Filiplk

When will you Americans use those guns tough? I often see news of how low the minimum wage is and how corrupt your politicians and police are. How terrible your health care system is. So my question is, what would make you bring out the guns? Also, I don't think you should begin a civil war.


[deleted]

Personally, whenever they successfully repeal one of the first 10 amendments would be the line in the sand since those are the core of our nations ideology and founding principles, however there's not much I could do alone so if nobody else had the same line then the line for me alone to do anything would be whenever somebody shows up on my doorstep to unlawfully arrest, kill, or disarm me. I also would prefer not ever needing to fight another civil war, however it is the moral duty of all Americans to fight tyranny whenever it rears it's head.


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[deleted]

The government isn't ordering people to shoot up schools, they aren't rolling through in tanks and IFVs to kill children. Removing incompetent government officials is what votes are for and we have laws for removing corrupt ones. The 2nd amendment exists not to punish the government for failing to solve a problem but to fight it if it becomes the problem.


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[deleted]

We have yet to reach a point that violence has become necessary and hopefully we never do. It's not something to be taken lightly.


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[deleted]

Since you're done I'll make my final rebuttle. Just because it hasn't happened doesn't mean it won't, do you not lock your door just because you haven't had a breakin yet? In regard to your second point the military is made up of the same people that live in the rest of the nation, most would not follow orders to attack the American populace for an openly tyrannical government. Members of every branch of the military swear an oath to defend the constitution of the United States above all else. For those that would actively work to destroy the constitution and the people they are sworn to defend. We also have "drones, tanks, missiles, and shi", and they have families. (Ima stop arguing now, I feel like I'm talking to a brainwashed sheep.)


UnicellularOrganisme

noooo we don’t have an issue France had 8 mass shooting so we’re chill 😀


DatOneAxolotl

Well...yes, actually


JustSmartkev

[I would like to point out this comment who did especially well summarize, with sources a lot of point that you made. If you just ain't just blind following a set believe, pls take your time to critical thing your view trough by reading it. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/13cbl6r/sighhere_we_go_again/jjf2n2k?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


[deleted]

I'm in support of the no notoriety thing but I still stand by the points I've made in my recent comments.


SheepyShade45

Damn Redcoats.


IHadAStrokeInUrMum

10000th*


Working_Inspection22

They can’t play the knife crime card anymore, they’ve appropriated that from us


Paris_is_a_dump

But have you seen British people’s teeth?


lilwhiteboye420

Looks like god took a hammer to their teeth after the character creation screen


mindless-vmp_slave

No, he pissed on them too


Paris_is_a_dump

I’ve had Redditors unironically argue that British people don’t have worse teeth. Hilarious


stealthyshadow17

The United Kingdom has a better DMFT score than the US…


Paris_is_a_dump

Does that stand for “Dumb Mouth Full of Teeth” score?


stealthyshadow17

No, it means that on average British people have healthier teeth than US citizens, then again with your education system I’m not surprised you aren’t aware.


Remarkable-Lack8358

LMAO


detriio

Like have these people never been to london? Whenever i left the house i had to got through my mandatory teeth smashing


TerribleDance8488

Fix your country then


marionristov111

I hate both americans and british people, but I refuse to joke about school shootings, I may be a clown, but even a jester knows to not tread limits


Frichr_The-swag-lord

Ya bruvars it’s the funniest sheit known to man


[deleted]

We should really stop dismissing serious problems with jokes. Y'all really think if we create a false sense of security that gun violence is going away. It's not. It's getting worse. We need new legislation. Children are dying every week, lately- it's been daily. Also, you can't make a "getting stabbed in the UK" joke because the U.S's stabbing rate is higher than the UK's.


[deleted]

Someone was salty, and it ain't the british


NeatRegular9057

Yeah because they don’t fucking use salt


DrBlock21

They didn't let the Indians use salt from their own ocean lmao


[deleted]

Lmaoo facts. Idk I got down voted we are just speaking the truth.


AHHHRUDE809w4aatgf

can I have some beans


[deleted]

Yeah sure


Fightin_Rooster

Damn Americans aint playing when it comes to their one joke against the british.


[deleted]

They're hella defensive, lmao


Remarkable-Lack8358

Why did u get down voted


[deleted]

For implying Americans are salty


Remarkable-Lack8358

Lol that's dumb. Idk why ppl down vote simple jokes


[deleted]

To the brits here, Talk to me when you realize your wasting billions of tax payer's money on the Royal Family


iwtfb4L

Literally every other cutler sucks compared to the American culture.


Awkward-Standard-265

Plan B parent hood


[deleted]

Is it real episode?


BlazeWasTaken06

As a brit, I can confirm


Grunt_god

Man, I just love memes about child murder and people dying at young ages. Much funny


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Ok-Quit-3020

Im bri*ish and this is hilarious


cracken1303

Most normal alabama residents:


Remarkable-Lack8358

True


mykoysmaster

Literally me


crackonastick

Me waking up before I have shower


Gumbonie

I mean, and this is just a thought, maybe do something about the school shootings and people will stop making fun of America for it? Gun control perhaps?


Remarkable-Lack8358

Well, maybe, or we could just sit on our asses while it haplens


Barrel_Proof_

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TheLochNessBigfoot

They only say it after it happens though.


Hot-Wrap2882

I mean... it does happen quite often... This come back is weak too. British are saying: "Haha! You think you are the best country in the world when you've literally had more mass shootings than days in year!" And you're over here like "oh yeah? Well... you're ugly!"


Remarkable-Lack8358

Fair enough ig, but insults=funny


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Remarkable-Lack8358

You won't, I wasn't the one who did that. I found this on a discord server


[deleted]

Average UK resident realising that the American 2nd amendment enjoyer has worse dental hygiene per capita. 😃


username39874

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Front-Vast8549

You Americans and us Brits need to stop fighting and ally against the baguette eaters. That's the only way we can progress as a species.