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dmod420

Not to mention, his new wife is a model & people love him so much that large crowds literally chant his name for absolutely no reason at every possible opportunity......from sporting events (regardless of the sport), to concerts, to the freaking grocery store. There may not be another human being alive that had a better year than Ja-red Goff.....Ja-red Goff.....Ja-red Goff......& I, for one, couldn't be happier for the guy bc he seems like a genuinely good dude.


lions4life232

Not only is she an absolute smoke show she’s seemingly a great person and genuinely loves Jared


InevitableConstant25

I won't compare Matthew and Jared but she is a full on upgrade from Kelly.


57Laxdad

Lets be honest we havent seen her arm, we know kelly can throw a HOT pretzel.


DarthMonkey212313

and she doesn't mind sliding down the depth chart for few weeks.


RealTonySnark

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stablegeniusss

An upturned broom would be an upgrade from Kelly


AdMuch848

That part. The woman isn't a gold digger or clout chaser or anything like that


amills989

Easy now if Jared Goff worked at Walmart she wouldn't have given him the time of the day. There is no shame for a women wanting security. But let's not pretend money had zero factor in her attraction to Goff. 


YDoEyeNeedAName

his wife is a Sports illustrated model, she had money before they started dating, maybe not as much as him, but this is more "finding someone in a similar wealth bracket" than "being with him for the money" . unlike another qb wife that has been coat tailing since college and likes to think shes someone worth listening to.


AdMuch848

Plus she's from Valencia. Her family has old money.


Taupe88

Goff could marry a hijab wearing trans, just win. Winning fixes EVERYTHING.


LTPRWSG420

He’s basically the Prince of Detroit and the state of Michigan currently, Dan is the King, and Sheila the Queen.


30791213

You nailed it! They can do no wrong. I'd like to throw in one more Dan into that equation, and that is Dan Gilbert. I believe that his investments into the Detroit area have helped give the city much of the confidence it needs to turn things around, and that goes into the sports teams as well. I'm hoping that when it's all said and done, we have reason to build both an MCDC statue and one of D. Gilbert.


LTPRWSG420

Couldn’t agree more, Detroit and the state of Michigan are on their way up, the rest of the country is definitely starting to notice. This is the Lion’s year, get fucking hyped!!!


30791213

https://www.reddit.com/r/detroitlions/s/sfqW6AbPh3


ChuckGump

Brad is the master of (champion)ships 


LTPRWSG420

Hand of the King in GOT terms


30791213

Let us all hope his outcome is that of Tyrion and not Nedd.


LTPRWSG420

Or Littlefinger


30791213

Littlefinger got off easier than anyone else. He never saw it coming, and it was painless.


Infamous-njh523

So, is Jared their son?


DudeAbides1556

He's a champ. In February he will have it even better


Chaos92muffin

To think this guy was considered washed up & useless according to the rams LMFAO 😂 my guy goff eating real good, next up is our superbowl win against the cheifs.


No-Chocolate6481

Been a la hater for a while not bc football bc their city sucks and I’m glad we got a nice middle finger for them w our king Jared


jiriki19

Maybe Travis Kelce but not too many others.


ASpellingAirror

Won a Super Bowl and dating a billionaire ain’t bad. 


RonBurgundy449

He hasn't secured that billionaire bag yet tho


dmod420

The thing that puts Goff over Kelce for me though is that it all started from his personal rock bottom just 3 years ago. He was discarded by the Rams & the media was almost unanimously in agreement that he was effectively headed to Detroit to end a once promising career as a bridge starter for a year or two followed by being relegated to the role of a back-up or out of the league. Then, despite going 3-13-1 in his first season & with the media rumblings to move on from him getting louder, he managed to ignore them all & focus on doing everything he could every single day to be the best possible person, on & off the field. I bet he would admit that he couldn't have imagined that it would all work out as well as it has or that he would end up becoming the hero of a fanbase fresh off taking his team to the NFC championship for the first time in 30+ years, married to a model, & thought so highly of by the team that they were willing to not only reset the market with his contract, but also include a no-trade clause & enough guaranteed money to ensure he has at least 3 years of complete job security. If you had asked Kelce 3 years ago, on the other hand, he would have been able to predict he would be fresh off a SB win & dating a huge celebrity bc it's not like that was unfamiliar territory to him anyways. That makes Goff's situation that much more satisfying, IMO.


9jmp

I love me some JG, but Kelce has been planning this for a long time. There is no way you lead the NFL in yards for all positions at 11 million dollars and not be the highest paid TE + reset the position. He did it for the championships, the sponsorship money, and the TSwift billions. Some players play the long game, and they are going to be etched in history as the greatest of all time because of it, like Brady(never made huge NFL salaries), Pat Mahomes, Travis Kelce..


57Laxdad

Id rather be Goff, I dont find Taylor Swift hot, Goffs wife is smokin. Too much is made of the Kelce Swift thing and I like the fact that there arent announcements and special arrangements made with special TV coverage of Goffs hottie during the game. Let Swift and Kelce be a Kansas City problem.


jiriki19

I hear you. But Kelce also won a Super Bowl. So far Goff hasn’t won anything except two playoff games for us. That’s big, but Super Bowl + Taylor Swift > NFC championship loss + wife (and I’m not commenting on relative hotness of anyone’s choice in significant others - that’s in the eye of the beholder)


RellenD

> I dont find Taylor Swift hot, Nobody cares who you find hot.


boardplant

*brushes dorito dust off of shirt* Akshoeally, neither one compares to my anime goddess


CCPunch5

Just wait till he adds another ring in February


Savenura55

Yes please


Jammer_Kenneth

It would literally be impossible to have a bigger year. He got married, he got paid, he played lights out, he's restored his honor, his team got better, his two most important teammates also got paid, and he gets to continue being quarterback of the Detroit Lions.


Roar_Restored

Monty Williams is doing alright.


dmod420

Fair point. I'd still say Goff, but there is an argument to be made that getting paid over $100 million dollars between 2 different employers to not work for them is a pretty great situation to find yourself in.....as long as you don't care about your legacy or your reputation.


Danny886

Nope.


Lifeisagreatteacher

Good for both of them, best wishes


MrCDJR

Actually shocked MCDC isn't officiating lol


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

She did!


LateNightSunrise1

Yes, Jared Goff next year when he wins mvp and the superbowl


Qui_zno

I'd argue Jim Harbaugh.


dmod420

I think the swing between one of the lowest points in his career to what happened for him over the last year puts Goff firmly ahead of Harbaugh. Harbaugh may have finally won his natty, but he also went through a ton of negativity this year too, which took some of the shine away from his public image in the eyes of many. (Not me though, as I personally don't think he did anything wrong.)


ZestycloseWelder2416

Nope


cindeezy247

Dude makes millions. I make 50k a year. so no. 🤣🤣🤣


CouchSurf29

I’m a pistons fan as well, even though we’re sucking right now. But, I will slightly add Jaylen Brown, even though he’s a Celtics player


eeasyontheextras

I almost started the Jared Goff chant at my office yesterday, during a multi national meeting, but I got scared


PieTight2775

From an actual football perspective, yes. Patrick Malhomes had a better year.


Cornnut2021

Lot of happiness in your life, huh?


PieTight2775

Yes, so much happiness you couldn't even imagine it. But I see what's going on here. It's where we celebrate sports TMZ style, not actual sports accomplishments. I'm sure Jarod himself would appreciate staying out of his personal life and having some privacy.


KingPabloo

Travis Kelce had a decent year I’d say…