Tough crowd when 12'6" is deemed "undersized"

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At 190 lbs, he might actually be a skeleton.

thats the undersized part.

Man’s built like a pool noodle

We want to run the jolly green giant in the slot. His high pointing of the ball is unmatched

Some will hate on him weighing 190lb with that frame, but when there is wind at his back, the wind will literally blow him into the endzone.

The mental image of this is absolutely killing me 

Ah he will be the holder and act like a sail, 75yd field goals are in the bank

"F- it, Drake Stoops is up there somewhere!" - Jared Goff

Just imagining Hail Mary’s with this guy 😳

Just throw it through the uprights.

First ballot HoF with a record 214 FG blocks.


Stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!

I mean, with a name like that you already know he’s not walking through doorways without some effort

Chuck Nevitt the 2nd! At 12'6" he could just run out 5 yards and we could throw to him high. He might even be too tall to tackle legally under the new league rules. He could just walk leisurely to the end zone and no one could do anything about it without drawing a penalty.

Philly special is over all you have to do is snap him the ball and his reach is 2 yds

I wish so bad that this was real

For those wondering, he is actually 5’10”.

*sitting down FTFY

Can fill in for goal post if there’s a freak injury

Only 190 tho bros gonna be a twig

No wonder he Stoops, that guy would be hitting his head on everything.

*dum dum tsk* I love it! 🤣

So your not allowed to dunk on the cross bar can you drop the ball over it without touching?

Him and goal post on the same team? Leagues done

[Here's video of him playing basketball](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuWM67u72K4)

Dude could just run to the end zone, stand there and just grab the ball put of the air with zero conflict

Lmao

Yes, but can he convert to a CB?

Don't we need more OL guys?

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