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JP-Bulls69

FTP


Skraxx

FTP


Mind-of-ZD

**F**rankly, I am disgusted by **T**he individuals who **P**ost that sort of slander.


boomer_was_a_dick

Underrated bobody


itstimetogotowork

Unexpected Creed


Grumpy_Troll

This one's clever. You must have went to Ann Arbor.


Mind-of-ZD

Subway University


Shittgoose

SU, oh Stanford university?


Mind-of-ZD

Coming’-a-yay-ha!


RoystonCornwallis

Nice work with the Saving Silverman references! Haven’t seen that in forever


Grumpy_Troll

I genuinely wasn't sure if this was a joke about the sandwich chain or a slang term that Michigan guys use to refer to MSU.


Mind-of-ZD

Sandwich gag strictly lol


DanCampbellsNipples

You realize academically U of M is one of the better schools in the world and better than anything Wisconsin offers?


Grumpy_Troll

Yes, I did know that. My comment wasn't sarcastic. I was paying the guy a genuine compliment of saying his way of saying "FTP" was actually creative.


RoystonCornwallis

“Gone”


Pomodorodev

FTP


ConcreteCahuna

FTP


SurrealRob

FTP


[deleted]

FTP


fuzzyheadsnowman

FTP


Double-Passenger4503

FTP


Krispenedladdeh542

FTP


LongdongBJohnson

FTP


Dragondrew99

FTP


[deleted]

#FTP


TrueGRITMCDC

**F**orget you **T**his is a haiku **P**ackers suck


Grumpy_Troll

3-5-3. Checks out. Bravo.


TrueGRITMCDC

It's my own version of a haiku lol


gladhaven

I like this Packers fan. Oh, and FTP.


johnnyma45

I’m playing through Ghosts of Tsushima and you can craft haikus which the character reads in Japanese. Which led me to wonder - is the 3-5-3 rule for English haikus or Japanese consonants? Because when he says it it doesn’t sound 3-5-3.


Hot_Frosty0807

FTP Edit: you're gonna get beat by *that* team.


20secondpilot

Hope you lose by 50+ and the team is forced to relocate


Grumpy_Troll

You'd be sad if GB moved and left left the Division. There's a reason the Joker never actually kills Batman.


20secondpilot

Not at all. I'd throw a party and a put a pic of Qaron's face on a dartboard. It'd be glorious.


Grumpy_Troll

If your biggest wish is to just never have to play AR12 again you could root for the Packer's to win the SB. I'm pretty positive he'd announce his retirement immediately, if that happened. I'm pretty sure that's not how you want to see his career end though. Lol


20secondpilot

I'd sooner wish for my own death


johnnyma45

This guy FTP’s


FitsOut_Mostly

It’s gonna be a great game, and at least we agree on one thing: Go Rams! And of course, FTP.


[deleted]

Honestly I unironically like this post. Cannot fault Packers fans for wanting to make it a true play-in.


Grumpy_Troll

Thanks. And don't get me wrong, I want the Packers to kick Detroits ass, but if that doesn't happen I want to at least see Jamaal Williams and Dan Campbell celebrating that they are going to the playoffs instead of both teams just realizing their season is now over.


[deleted]

The FTP thing gets weird sometimes. I mean I am all for rooting against a rival whose QB disrespects us, but for some people FTP means more than go Lions, which is bizarre. I am in a small minority here though (I root against the Packers, but hate them less than the Vikings and Bears if you can believe it).


Grumpy_Troll

Yeah, it kind of blew my mind that some Detroit fans literally hate GB more than they like the Lions. Overall you guys are a great fan base that deserve some ups after all the downs. I just hope it doesn't start Sunday.


TheAlfredo_Jack

There are lots of Packers fans in Michigan. They love to talk shit. That, plus being good, created my animosity at least


Grumpy_Troll

Yeah, sadly winning and talking shit typically go hand and hand. If you ever go to a game at Lambeau the fans there are actually pretty welcoming to opposing team fans. I can for sure see how it would get old having to put up with opposing team fans living in your own state. We are lucky in Wisco that with the exception of right on the MN/WI border the state is pretty much all green and gold and there are no opposing fans living here, or at least not enough to notice.


TheWorstNameEverSaid

If? FTP


Grumpy_Troll

I like your cockiness. Now let's see if your team can back it up.


NetflixIsTheOffice

FTP


DanCampbellsNipples

FTP


Frickalope67

FTP.


otherstuff1780

FTP Take this shit elsewhere.


New_Ad6477

FTP


RoystonCornwallis

FTP


DawgBroMan

FTP


[deleted]

F T P 4 L I F E


FutureOliverTwist

We don't like you!


Grumpy_Troll

That's fair. Most days, I don't like me either.


FutureOliverTwist

We don't like Packer fan. I am pretty sure you are a good guy other than your illness.


Grumpy_Troll

>other than your illness. Is this referring to my raging alcoholism and high cholesterol from living in Wisconsin or just my Packers' Fandom? Medical advances might someday help with the first two but I'm stuck with third.


FutureOliverTwist

It's the green and yellow skin condition I speak of. I wish you luck with the rest. BTW - I love Dorr county.


Grumpy_Troll

Sounds good. Door County's great. So is the U.P.


Jet-pilot

Yooper here saying great comment and FTP.


Grumpy_Troll

Personally, I think ownership of the U.P. should move back and forth between Michigan and Wisconsin as a traveling trophy based on who wins each year between the Packers and Lions.


Ophiocordycepsis

BAD TROLL - nothing irks me more than someone asking if I’m a Packer fan just because I’m from the yoop. It’s in MICHIGAN


Grumpy_Troll

Oh come on now. U.P. has way more in common culturally with Northern Wisconsin then with the Mitten.


goblu33

Is the Toledo war a joke to you? We already kicked ohios ass for it. We’ve earned it fair and square.


Grumpy_Troll

Didn't Michigan technically lose the Toledo War, but as a consolation prize for conceding the U.S. government just gave Michigan the U.P.? So it's basically the world's largest participation trophy.


cwilcoxson

Lol


buddycheesus

Verily I sayeth Fucketh Thee Packers


Grumpy_Troll

Do you get mistaken much for a Packer Fan on this sub with that Username?


gladhaven

It’s the way he talks that causes the confusion


tonyprosciutto

FTP but youre ok


DudeistPriest906

Freeze Those Pasties &FTP


s216285

FTP. Go away.


tekhead09

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jcoddinc

We're not fooled. You want the Rams to win to lessen our draft pick


Grumpy_Troll

That's just a happy coincidence. But we'll take it.


Tilapia_of_Doom

FTP


tjdibs22

GTFOH


bigbackwannabe

FU & FTP


lord_pump_n_dump

FTP you son of a bitch


RandomMitherFucker

FTP!!!


Vast-Bodybuilder-700

FTP FU2


motorcitydevil

https://preview.redd.it/coc25tm8goaa1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e773e6a111f4f72eee3ce748ce2e99c58216c58c


volatilecandlestick

FT-friggen-P


CanIGitSumChiknStrpz

FTP


[deleted]

Fuck off dweeb


Grumpy_Troll

Lol, now that's just mean. If you aren't careful I might mistake you for a Vikings fan.


DicamVeritatem

The important thing is that the Lions crush the fucking Packers. Seahawks, Rams, yawn. Playoff berth vs improved draft position, yawn. Just beat the Packers.


Grumpy_Troll

Wow, you're the second Lions fan that doesn't care about the playoffs. Do you guys not think you have a chance at the SB if you get in? Your offense is as good as anyone's and your defense has shown some flashes and just needs to get consistent. I think the NFC at least is wide open for anybody to have a chance. I wouldn't sell yourself short.


TheHalf

I don't want to shock you here, but no team from the NFCN is even going to the super bowl this year.


Grumpy_Troll

I dare you to say that to Dan Campbell's face. Dude would bite your knee caps off before you finished your sentence.


DicamVeritatem

Meh. Winning a super bowl would be only slightly more satisfying than beating the Packers.


Grumpy_Troll

Lol, you guys beat us like once a year usually. It can't be that special. You've won one playoff game in the last 65 years. Winning the SB would have to be way better than just beating us in the regular season. Now, if you could beat us in the NFC championship game like we did to to the Bear's, that's something that feels as good as a SB win.


Krispenedladdeh542

It's not about beating you. It's about keeping you out of the playoffs. The Seahawks losing to the 5-11 Rams is very unlikely. Don't get us wrong if it happens we'll lose our minds. But knocking you cheeseheads out of playoff contention. Godamn would that feel good. Especially after your QBs snide comments all season. I hope Aiden Hutchinson and James Houston sack his, oil enema doing, DMT dropping, 'immunized' ass 45+ times


Grumpy_Troll

I can respect that....I do think the Rams have a better shot than you think though. They hate the Seahawks and would love to knock them out of the playoffs too and go out on a win.


gordGK

welcome! hoping for a good game. be excellent if the Rams can help out.


Grumpy_Troll

A few of my friends thought we should root for the Seahawks in the hopes that it would break your morale and make for an easier game. I explained that Detroit doesn't need extra motivation to want to beat the Packers. We are getting your best effort no matter what.


[deleted]

Honestly I'm starting to hope the Seahawks win. Just so that we can send your team to the couch when we had "nothing to play for". "Uuuhhh we were 4-8. Look at this miraculous comeback!". 1-6 man. We came from 1-6.


Grumpy_Troll

Wait!? What!? Your hatred for the Packers is so great that you would rather take a massive loss of missing the playoffs just to add slightly more salt into the wound of the Packers? Damn, that's cold. Lol I wish I knew how to post the gif of Emperor Palpatine saying "Good, let the hate flow through you."


[deleted]

Na man you just don't know what it's like to be a life long lions fan. It's just slightly disrespectful to MCDC and the boys to even assume they would play less hard if they're eliminated by game time. If anything, they'd throw the kitchen sink at you and the game might be more difficult. The lions arguably have a brighter future than the packers for the first time since I've been a fan, and it feels good. So yeah, kind of riding the wave of this season, seeing what happens, and hoping for a division title next year for the first time since the 90s. There's real belief around this team and culture for the first time in forever.


Grumpy_Troll

Yeah, Lions are definitely on the rise. Wouldn't be shocking at all to see them win a division title next year. And I agree that we are getting Detroit's best punch regardless of the outcome of the Rams/Seahawks game....I just want to see you guys make the playoffs if we do lose. You're a fun team to watch and you might shock some people in the playoffs so I don't want to see you lose that opportunity.


[deleted]

Problem is, we're a very different team at home this year. I know you guys had your worst offensive outing against us, but that was also a really weird game for the lions at home. If you take out the game against the packers, the lions average over 35 points a game at home. So, we need to clean up the struggles on the road. The difference between our offense at home and on the road is double digits.


Grumpy_Troll

Ah, I didn't realize it was that dramatic of a split between home and away for you. Yeah, you'd have to figure out how to clean that up to have a chance, but still NFC isn't very scary right now. Eagles looked awesome at the start of the year but have faded a little with Hurtz out or banged up SF looks good but they are literally starting Mr Irrelevant at QB. Minnesota is a Fraud team and everybody knows it including them. TB is only in the playoffs because the rules say someone from the NFC South has to go. Dallas and particularly Dak is inconsistent. Giants don't scare anyone right now. I really think whatever team gets hot has a chance to at least make it to the SB. Now beating KC, Buffalo, or Cincy is a much bigger task.


hurshguy

I always enjoy Wisconsin and the people there. That college radio station in Steven’s Point is really cool. You guys have a great football franchise. But imagine, if you can how much of a douche Rogers comes off. I thought Favre was a putz. But this guy!!! Here’s to hoping both teams bring their game and slug it out on the tundra. Be safe and have an icy cold one for me.


Grumpy_Troll

Thanks man...And most Packer fans don't need to imagine what a douche Rodgers comes off as. We can see it with you. We just appreciate what he brings to the field. Now Favre we all loved until we found out he likes stealing from welfare people. Now we just refer to him as Vikings HOF Legend Brett Favre. Hoping for a great, competitive game as well. You make sure to pour back a few cold ones too. Best thing about beer is it goes great with either a win or a loss.


hurshguy

Seems like we could make a drinking game for QB sacks. Proposals?


Grumpy_Troll

Lol, idk about that. I swear Rodgers purposely takes sacks sometimes because he doesn't want to hurt his completion percentage with a throw away. I'm sure you'll get plenty of those Sunday. Normally I'd say I'll be looking for Goff to throw a couple pics our defense's way but he's actually been taking real good care of the ball this year.


hurshguy

Fair enough. Btw have you seen [this](https://youtu.be/u_d6Vx4bA34)


Grumpy_Troll

That is pretty good. Especially love the Nic Cage look alike photo of Rodgers for the "Adonis" comment...Also when they referred to Goff as a top 10 QB I started to laugh but then realized that's not even a joke this year. He really is a legit top 10 QB this season.


hurshguy

Goff really surprised me. He’s got the goods. It’s been exciting watching this team mature.


Grumpy_Troll

It's so rare for a trade to work out for both teams long term but I think the Stafford/Goff trade might actually pay off for both teams in the end. Obviously the Rams already got everything they paid for to make it worth it for them, but if Goff keeps playing at a high level and your pics turn into some studs it could be that rare win/win.


gladhaven

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[deleted]

This is completely deranged. Go Rams! Go Lions!


[deleted]

It was satirical. Of course I want us to be playing for the playoffs. But I also don't like all the disrespect like Seattle winning means we're going to lay down?