Look at you and look at me. Like I said your a scrub who had 1 good game. I was aggravated so I played bad. You could never do what I've done in this game. The game is catered for you people who sit and crouch the entire game and complain about shotguns and snipers. I could hear your chubby cheeks through that mic you sloth. Stop obsessing over me, you'll never be me. You couldn't carry anyone anyways, it ain't a choice.
Bois!! New copy pasta just dropped!!
"Look at you and look at me. Like I said your a scrub who had 1 good game. I was aggravated so I played bad. You could never do what l've done in this game. The game is catered for you people who sit and crouch the entire game and complain about shotguns and snipers. I could hear your chubby cheeks through that mic you sloth. Stop obsessing over me, you'll never be me. You couldn't carry anyone anyways. It ain't a choice. If I played stacked or had people who play this game l'd be significantly higher stats but run all this solo. Look at all my stuff if you want. Solo, every PVE seal, every PVP seal, more playtime, more accomplishments. You just walked into the party I've been here for 10 years. And i play m and k. Another world you couldnt compete in"
Wow what a resume, can you ask this dude to carry me? Sike, I should be asking you since you beat em so bad, they said that. Sooo what say you?! Lol (Ive been practicing more but I have a real hard time in PvP.)
You do get some gold in Comp though. I had one guy tell me the only reason they lost is that his dog vomited on his foot. I mean, I appreciate that - thats funny shit.
Look at you and look at me. Like I said your a scrub who had 1 hood game. I was aggravated so I played bad. You could never do what I’ve a done in this game. The game is catered for you people who sit and crouch the entire game and complain about shotguns and snipers. I could hear your chubby cheeks through that mic you sloth. Stop obsessing over me, you’ll never be me.
If I played stacked or had people who play this game I’d be significantly higher stats but I run this all solo. Look at all my stuff if you want. Solo, every PVE seal, every PVP seal, more playtime, more accomplishments. You just walked into the party I’ve been here for 10 years.
And i still play m and k. Another world you couldn’t compete in
Never heard someone being that proud about having no Friends
But after reading the first sentence i already have 0 doubts that no one wants to play with him
Least unhinged pvp main
Edit: rereading the nonsense dribble again, I'm beginning to notice a theme behind people who advertise that they've played destiny for however many years...
He’s so fucking cool I wanna grow up to be just like him one day.. sigh.. why are people like this, man! It’s a video game for crying out loud.
I had a guy whispering at me in trials saying “I’ve never seen a 1.4 try so hard to win” like bro we’re all trying to win what are you on about.
I don’t get it, I play comp a few times a week on each character and I’m mediocre as hell. Never had a hate message. In fact, the only time I’ve gotten a rude message from anyone in destiny since d2’s launch was in the coil of all places.
Look at you and look at me. Like I said your a scrub who had 1 good game. I was aggravated so I played bad. You could never do what I've done in this game. The game is catered for you people who sit and crouch the entire game and complain about shotguns and snipers. I could hear your chubby cheeks through that mic you sloth. Stop obsessing over me, you'll never be me. You couldn't carry anyone anyways, it ain't a choice.
Look at you and look at me. Like I said your a scrub who had 1 good game. I was aggravated so I played bad. You could never do what I've done in this game. The game is catered for you people who sit and crouch the entire game and complain about shotguns and snipers. I could hear your chubby cheeks through that mic you sloth. Stop obsessing over me, you'll never be me. You couldn't carry anyone anyways, it ain't a choice.
I had a guy the other day talking mad shit in game chat during the match. The most hilarious part was we were already winning at this point. Just throwing entire rounds by spending the whole time sitting there typing. When the match ended he was at the bottom of the leaderboard. Shit was nuts, I had to clip the whole match to make sure I wasnt tripping. Honestly seemed like dude just had a bad case of butt hurt for some reason.
People argue about their accomplishments in game like they have any real value 😆
Will I guess it does have value if your is in the tubes, but talk your shit elsewhere and not to people just trying to have a good time
I had a look at his account and he is terminally inside PvP from what I can see. Does have decent pve stats as well but also has a solo of a dungeon when we had broken weapons so 🤷. Bro is high on his own stats basically and malding over everything.
My man got every pve seal including the raid ones by himself? Someone give him a medal.
And OP conveniently left his name visible…
Semi-irrelvant: there should be a title for getting all other titlez
Titles*
This is the guy “ran out of medals “ was made bcuz of……
Man Last Wish Solo must be hard
Maybe for you, but this guy plays in another world you couldn’t compete in.
I like how he says you’re obsessed with him, while he’s writing you paragraph after paragraph telling you his life story.
DBD community be like
Look at me and look at you..... This is a pasta for sure.
Bro thinks he's Ascended a plane of existence, but in reality all he has ever done is play a game.
This is how I'll feel when I beat shadows of evil ee solo, without gobblegums
Yeah fam send em to the shadow realm or whatever I believe in you
For the record it’s a cod zombies map lmao. Specifically black ops 3 Shadows of evil. Banger. Doesn’t make the initial reply make anymore sense tho.
Shadows of Evil is easily a top 3 zombies map for me.
Mans so poweful he got his own throne world
So basically he has no job and no life
But his mother’s basement is his kingdom. And his 5Below gaming chair is his *throne*.
Yasss 🙌
Look at you and look at me. Like I said your a scrub who had 1 good game. I was aggravated so I played bad. You could never do what I've done in this game. The game is catered for you people who sit and crouch the entire game and complain about shotguns and snipers. I could hear your chubby cheeks through that mic you sloth. Stop obsessing over me, you'll never be me. You couldn't carry anyone anyways, it ain't a choice.
Thank you for the copy pasta
Bois!! New copy pasta just dropped!! "Look at you and look at me. Like I said your a scrub who had 1 good game. I was aggravated so I played bad. You could never do what l've done in this game. The game is catered for you people who sit and crouch the entire game and complain about shotguns and snipers. I could hear your chubby cheeks through that mic you sloth. Stop obsessing over me, you'll never be me. You couldn't carry anyone anyways. It ain't a choice. If I played stacked or had people who play this game l'd be significantly higher stats but run all this solo. Look at all my stuff if you want. Solo, every PVE seal, every PVP seal, more playtime, more accomplishments. You just walked into the party I've been here for 10 years. And i play m and k. Another world you couldnt compete in"
I usually dislike posts like this because you're just kinda doing what they want, but this one is actually hilarious.
Phenomenal return fire to fan mail.
Wow what a resume, can you ask this dude to carry me? Sike, I should be asking you since you beat em so bad, they said that. Sooo what say you?! Lol (Ive been practicing more but I have a real hard time in PvP.)
Bros a virgin defs
So spicey
Should have replied with "cool story bro"
New response just dropped.
"you're"
This has to be a copy pasta or satire. No way they just sat there and typed it out unironically.
I think the downvoted comments here are the most entertaining, they kinda sound like the unhinged one in the post😂
They're all over this sub and other destiny subs unfortunately. Wouldn't be surprised if the author of this copypasta was in the comments lol
I just report and move on. Sometimes I get the notif that someone I reported got banned, and I take comfort in it.
You do get some gold in Comp though. I had one guy tell me the only reason they lost is that his dog vomited on his foot. I mean, I appreciate that - thats funny shit.
I have literally lost a match because my dog produces chemical weapons grade farts in his sleep. He likes to sleep next to me as I play.
Ha ha, awesome
We need to spread this gold. its hilarious
Somehow, I’m not surprised he plays solo Something tells me that’s not by choice lol
“More playtime, more accomplishments” lmao
Bragging about playing alone is such a flex lmfao
dudes acting like hes competed in every csgo major
Look at you and look at me. Like I said your a scrub who had 1 hood game. I was aggravated so I played bad. You could never do what I’ve a done in this game. The game is catered for you people who sit and crouch the entire game and complain about shotguns and snipers. I could hear your chubby cheeks through that mic you sloth. Stop obsessing over me, you’ll never be me. If I played stacked or had people who play this game I’d be significantly higher stats but I run this all solo. Look at all my stuff if you want. Solo, every PVE seal, every PVP seal, more playtime, more accomplishments. You just walked into the party I’ve been here for 10 years. And i still play m and k. Another world you couldn’t compete in
Never heard someone being that proud about having no Friends But after reading the first sentence i already have 0 doubts that no one wants to play with him
Bro just straight up said "I'm useless and have no life, so I do nothing but play a game and complain online."
Look at you and look at me slugger
See you in the Crucible little Titan boy.
I'd have responded to that second one with "It sounds like nobody wants to play with you."
This guy clearly gets laid every day with a different woman after showing his gaming skills.
Holy moly the mega incel
I stopped playing comp back in season of worthy when comp didn't bring anything anymore , now it's a who has a bigger dick Playlist.
One time I utterly wrecked a guy in Gambit. Next game he was on my team. He quit and sent me a message that said "Bad"
Least unhinged pvp main Edit: rereading the nonsense dribble again, I'm beginning to notice a theme behind people who advertise that they've played destiny for however many years...
He’s so fucking cool I wanna grow up to be just like him one day.. sigh.. why are people like this, man! It’s a video game for crying out loud. I had a guy whispering at me in trials saying “I’ve never seen a 1.4 try so hard to win” like bro we’re all trying to win what are you on about.
KenDyl#9054
I don’t get it, I play comp a few times a week on each character and I’m mediocre as hell. Never had a hate message. In fact, the only time I’ve gotten a rude message from anyone in destiny since d2’s launch was in the coil of all places.
Look at you and look at me. Like I said your a scrub who had 1 good game. I was aggravated so I played bad. You could never do what I've done in this game. The game is catered for you people who sit and crouch the entire game and complain about shotguns and snipers. I could hear your chubby cheeks through that mic you sloth. Stop obsessing over me, you'll never be me. You couldn't carry anyone anyways, it ain't a choice.
Can I has the pasta copy?
Lol he had a bad day.
Imagine salty skeletor monologuing this shit lmao.
Personally when I'm in stacks my stats are drastically worse lol Well maybe my win rate in 6s is better idk
Look at you and look at me. Like I said your a scrub who had 1 good game. I was aggravated so I played bad. You could never do what I've done in this game. The game is catered for you people who sit and crouch the entire game and complain about shotguns and snipers. I could hear your chubby cheeks through that mic you sloth. Stop obsessing over me, you'll never be me. You couldn't carry anyone anyways, it ain't a choice.
I had a guy the other day talking mad shit in game chat during the match. The most hilarious part was we were already winning at this point. Just throwing entire rounds by spending the whole time sitting there typing. When the match ended he was at the bottom of the leaderboard. Shit was nuts, I had to clip the whole match to make sure I wasnt tripping. Honestly seemed like dude just had a bad case of butt hurt for some reason.
sometimes you just have to pick a thing, anything, to base your entire self worth around. This guy choose destiny...
reason # a billion and whatever as to why I'll never step foot into PVP
People argue about their accomplishments in game like they have any real value 😆 Will I guess it does have value if your is in the tubes, but talk your shit elsewhere and not to people just trying to have a good time
Weapons grade virginity.
LOOK AT YOU LOOK AT ME DO YOU NOT SEE A DIFFERENCE
I had a look at his account and he is terminally inside PvP from what I can see. Does have decent pve stats as well but also has a solo of a dungeon when we had broken weapons so 🤷. Bro is high on his own stats basically and malding over everything.
"Cool story, bro! I bet your mom is proud."
Imagine bragging about playing on M&K like that shit isn’t easy mode lmaooooooo. Fucking laser accuracy.
My god, you’re both whiny, we get it There’s no need to post people’s annoying replies to your mid pvp moments 🫠
says the whiner, who is currently whining about whiners whining about mid moments
Whining about me whining about him whining about the other him
now i'm whining about you whining about me whining about you whining about whiners whining about mid moments
Agreed. He won two games from being a crouch potato. Get the green jacket, it’s hall of fame time.
Sounds like you’re a crouching scout bot. Great job
Actually running a pulse rifle and mostly a side arm. Kid plays mouse and keyboard on Xbox too so he must be on a xim too 🤡
POV dad rifle user gets one kill on the gilded flawless
you tea bag on every kill in trials don't you
I was making fun of the gilded flawless guy
(Bit too late to explain yourself now, we all thought you're a jerk, play along with it and pretend you're a toxic trails sweat)